"Run! Run for your lives!" all hell broke loose as the frightened citizens of Bobmootopia ran wild through the streets. Humans, elves, dwarves and orcs alike ran like the paparazzi to a Britney concert as an evil army of overly radiated mashed potatoes made their way slowly onto the small town.

"Hmm, what else can I write." Aayla chewed tightly on the cap of her pen. "Man, computer class is almost over and I don't even have two paragraphs. Argh." She looked nervously at the clock. ten minutes left; she would have to hurry if she were to go to lunch early.

"Okay class, time to go. And Gabe, Meria, Aayla, I will want to see your reports tomorrow on my desk." The class crammed through the door and off their separate ways. Grabbing a tray, Aayla settled in line for her food.

"Pizza today Aayla?"

"Yeah, go ahead." At that, the lunch lady slapped a large slab of cheese pizza onto the cracked green tray. Walking down to her table, she sat down next to her boyfriend.

"Hey Aaaaaayla, how's my sweet half cup of Pine Sol? Pizza again today I see."

"Gabriel, cut it out, you asked me that before comps. And what on earth are you eating? Human flesh?"

"Oh very funny, for your information. this happens to be cow tongue stuffed with mushrooms and Swiss cheese and it's really pretty good."

"Hey guys, mind if we sit here?" Marlee and Anthony sat down next to Gabe and began to talk about the events of the day.

After lunch, they walked outside to the back of the school to the grounds limits and climbed up their favorite oak tree.

"Dude and dudets I'm thinking we should skip, I mean science and math classes aren't that important are they?" Gabe took a pair of sunglasses out of his pink shirt and lay back against the soft carpet of warm moss that covered his giant high branch.

"Dude, I'm thinking that you're right. I don't think I could put up with another one of Mrs. Sandford's crazy talks about astronomy. She's like the energizer bunny, she just keeps going and going and going."

"Yeah." With that debate, if that's what you could call it, finished, they laid back on their perches and nodded off to a peaceful, dreamy sleep.

Meanwhile, Legolas was in a state of serious brooding.. He had totally forgotten the fact that he had made love with Lenna. He tried hard to remember that night clearly. They both had been drinking. It was a little celebration between them and a few of the locals to the drow city to the south. It was dark and no one could see that their cheerful drunken friend was a surface elf. In his mind, that night was blurry and covered in a misty vale of darkness, no doubt that that was Lenna's doing. He struggled to remember those few scenes that he could make hints of. He remembered looking up into her eyes and seeing hot tears running down her sweet cheeks in his inferred vision as he kissed her tender, yet firm breasts. What had he done? It was apparent to him that he had just given his whole life away because of his own stupidity. what he did that night was wrong and he now realized that the drow had done right to punish him. He now sat alone in the same small clearing that she and her cousin Scalon had left him. Now he felt a fool, a true fool. How could he, how could he have been so stupid, so, so, that moment, he heard a great thud from behind and was quick to grab his bow from his back.

"Owe, what the hell, where the-oh shit! Hey Anthony, Anthony? Dude, get up."

"Halt, who are you?! Put your hands where I can see them." Legolas raised his bow and took aim. Gabe looked around for a moment and then spoke.

"Omelet du framosh." He looked around for the gang and all of a sudden, Anthony came falling to the ground. Confused as the rest of them, Legolas put his bow down slightly.

"I will ask one more time, who are you?" Anthony looked at Gabe and smiled.

"I am Anthony Mace the third and this is my friend Gabriel Oshwhich the second. We are extremely lost and you are?" confused, the prince answered, knowing well that they were not telling the truth.

"I am," he thought for a quick moment. "I am Lockly of Mirkwood, a plain archer. What is it that you search for?" Gabe looked at Anthony and before he could reply, a large body fell upon him, pinning him to the ground with a thud. Not long after that came yet another, this time falling down towards Legolas. He caught the body with little effort.