The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Same as always.
**Everyone is in chairs again. The pipes are right above them. Farore and Nayru are standing at each end of the group. Din is at the podium, itching to hit the controls**
DIN: Why can't we bring her down here?
NABOORU: You can't be serious.
DIN: Wanna bet?
LINK: There is no way you are going to get away with that you know.
DIN: She refuses to pay me!!! She deserves to turn puke green.
SARIA: Don't insult green!
IMPA: I wouldn't insult our author either if I were you.....
DIN: What's she going to do?
**paper with topic appears in front of Din**
FARORE: Do I dare ask......
DIN: **picks up paper** NO FAIR!
AUTHOR: Plenty fair.
DIN: grrr...
GANNONDORF: Hey Din......**points to camera**
DIN: **looks** How long have we been on?
SHEIK: For about a half an hour now.
DIN: -_- I hate my life...... Welcome to another "special" press conference. This has the same rules as the last one....you all still have paint above you.
FARORE: I thought we were going to change that?
DIN: Our author has a weak stomach. -_-()
NAYRU: Oh.
DIN: **looking at paper** Let's see here....the topic is........you're kidding me.....
GANNON: Well?
DIN: "panel's feelings and opinions on the goddesses".
RAURU: What?
LINK: Do you actually expect an honest answer out of us with them standing right there?
AUTHOR: Let me put it this way.....If I think you are lying or kissing a$$, you will first get dumped on, then you will stand in Death Mountain Crater without any protection. As for our Goron, he will have to spend the day in Lake Hylia.
DARUNIA: That's a little harsh, isn't' it?
AUTHOR: Who are you more afraid of?
**panel looks at goddesses, then seems to think about it.**
SHEIK: Into the Evil Realm.......
AUTHOR: Thought so.
DIN: I'm going to hate this.....Let's start.....oh boy, here we go again. -_-()
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: What?
FARORE: You people need to do some hiring.
R.F.T.G.: Don't tell me, tell the management.
FARORE: **under breath** bet he is the management.....
R.F.T.G.: Link, since you hold the Triforce of Courage, how has your relationship with Farore gone?
LINK: Are you implying something?
R.F.T.G.: I'm just asking a question.
LINK: You think I'm going out with her, don't you?
ZELDA: We already know you are seeing Koume......:(
LINK: ;-;
R.F.T.G.: Well?
LINK: She's OK, I guess......
**pipe: dripping.........**
LINK: SHE KEEPS SAYING SHE CAN CONTROL ME!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!! MUST YOU ALWAYS TORTURE ME!!!
DIN: More than I wanted to know......**glares at Farore**
FARORE: Heh...heh...^_^()
DIN: What is wrong with you anyway? Next question.
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS MONTHLY: Gannondorf, out of the three goddesses, which are you most afraid of?
GANNON: None compared to our torturer....
AUTHOR: Stick to the script bozo.
GANNON: **groans** Out of those three......Nayru.
DIN & FARORE: O_O HER?!
NAYRU: ^_^
FARORE: She's the one who would never hurt anything! She once put a fly into intensive care!
NAYRU: It was hurt!
DIN: That was still a bit much...
GANNON: Now do you see why?
DIN: I stand corrected......next.
REPORTER FROM GREAT BAY MAGAZINE: Ruto, other than here, do you spend any time with the goddesses?
RUTO: Yeah right....We're not good enough for them......
FARORE: Who came up with this whole idea anyway?
NAYRU: Do you really have to ask?
DIN: I don't wanna....Next please...
REPORTER FROM ROYALTY NEWS: Princess Zelda, as Leader of the Sages, can you tell us exactly what the goddesses are like?
ZELDA: Let's see......were to start.....
R.F.R.N.: Just start with Din. It's easier to keep track of.
ZELDA: All right then. Din, let's see....bossy, pushy...
DIN: That's enough Zelda.
ZELDA: But I still have a lot more.
DIN: I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!
ZELDA: Sorry, but I'm more afraid of our author than you.
DIN: grrrrr....
ZELDA: She insists that she can control our minds...she also said she was regretting making us..... :(
FARORE & NAYRU: **look at Din**
DIN: What?
ZELDA: Nayru is nice. She helps me with my visions and stuff.
LINK: That's kissing.....
ZELDA: No it isn't actually....I have proof.
SHEIK: bootlicker....
ZELDA: **glaring at Sheik** I'm sorry....did you say something? **glare of doom**
SHEIK: no..........
ZELDA: Thought so. Farore.....well, she kinda keeps to herself..she seems a bit antisocial.
FARORE: I'm not antisocial!!! I just like my privacy.
DIN: I'm hating this.....
NABOORU: Name on that you actually liked.....
DIN: There were a couple....
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES WEEKLY: Exactly which goddesses created the Fairies?
NAVI/TATL/TAEL: FARORE.
FARORE: :)
NAVI: But you would have thought she would have done a better job....
FARORE: Hey!!
DIN: We have time for one more......over there.
REPORTER FROM DESERT NEWS: Nabooru, what were the goddesses thinking when they created the Gerudo the way they are?
NABOORU: They were on something......
DIN/FARORE/NAYRU: X_X WHAT!?
NABOORU: You heard me.
DIN: THAT'S IT, CONFERENCE OVER!! **storms out, Farore and Nayru are right behind her.**
LINK: Saved....
**Din comes back in**
DIN: Almost forgot...**smashes her hand on the controls...everyone turns into their own rainbow!**
SHEIK: I was hoping she would forget..
**Din smirks, then leaves**
**rest of the gang...makes sure she is gone..then runs out**
End Conference.
Disclaimer: Same as always.
**Everyone is in chairs again. The pipes are right above them. Farore and Nayru are standing at each end of the group. Din is at the podium, itching to hit the controls**
DIN: Why can't we bring her down here?
NABOORU: You can't be serious.
DIN: Wanna bet?
LINK: There is no way you are going to get away with that you know.
DIN: She refuses to pay me!!! She deserves to turn puke green.
SARIA: Don't insult green!
IMPA: I wouldn't insult our author either if I were you.....
DIN: What's she going to do?
**paper with topic appears in front of Din**
FARORE: Do I dare ask......
DIN: **picks up paper** NO FAIR!
AUTHOR: Plenty fair.
DIN: grrr...
GANNONDORF: Hey Din......**points to camera**
DIN: **looks** How long have we been on?
SHEIK: For about a half an hour now.
DIN: -_- I hate my life...... Welcome to another "special" press conference. This has the same rules as the last one....you all still have paint above you.
FARORE: I thought we were going to change that?
DIN: Our author has a weak stomach. -_-()
NAYRU: Oh.
DIN: **looking at paper** Let's see here....the topic is........you're kidding me.....
GANNON: Well?
DIN: "panel's feelings and opinions on the goddesses".
RAURU: What?
LINK: Do you actually expect an honest answer out of us with them standing right there?
AUTHOR: Let me put it this way.....If I think you are lying or kissing a$$, you will first get dumped on, then you will stand in Death Mountain Crater without any protection. As for our Goron, he will have to spend the day in Lake Hylia.
DARUNIA: That's a little harsh, isn't' it?
AUTHOR: Who are you more afraid of?
**panel looks at goddesses, then seems to think about it.**
SHEIK: Into the Evil Realm.......
AUTHOR: Thought so.
DIN: I'm going to hate this.....Let's start.....oh boy, here we go again. -_-()
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: What?
FARORE: You people need to do some hiring.
R.F.T.G.: Don't tell me, tell the management.
FARORE: **under breath** bet he is the management.....
R.F.T.G.: Link, since you hold the Triforce of Courage, how has your relationship with Farore gone?
LINK: Are you implying something?
R.F.T.G.: I'm just asking a question.
LINK: You think I'm going out with her, don't you?
ZELDA: We already know you are seeing Koume......:(
LINK: ;-;
R.F.T.G.: Well?
LINK: She's OK, I guess......
**pipe: dripping.........**
LINK: SHE KEEPS SAYING SHE CAN CONTROL ME!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!! MUST YOU ALWAYS TORTURE ME!!!
DIN: More than I wanted to know......**glares at Farore**
FARORE: Heh...heh...^_^()
DIN: What is wrong with you anyway? Next question.
REPORTER FROM VILLAINS MONTHLY: Gannondorf, out of the three goddesses, which are you most afraid of?
GANNON: None compared to our torturer....
AUTHOR: Stick to the script bozo.
GANNON: **groans** Out of those three......Nayru.
DIN & FARORE: O_O HER?!
NAYRU: ^_^
FARORE: She's the one who would never hurt anything! She once put a fly into intensive care!
NAYRU: It was hurt!
DIN: That was still a bit much...
GANNON: Now do you see why?
DIN: I stand corrected......next.
REPORTER FROM GREAT BAY MAGAZINE: Ruto, other than here, do you spend any time with the goddesses?
RUTO: Yeah right....We're not good enough for them......
FARORE: Who came up with this whole idea anyway?
NAYRU: Do you really have to ask?
DIN: I don't wanna....Next please...
REPORTER FROM ROYALTY NEWS: Princess Zelda, as Leader of the Sages, can you tell us exactly what the goddesses are like?
ZELDA: Let's see......were to start.....
R.F.R.N.: Just start with Din. It's easier to keep track of.
ZELDA: All right then. Din, let's see....bossy, pushy...
DIN: That's enough Zelda.
ZELDA: But I still have a lot more.
DIN: I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!
ZELDA: Sorry, but I'm more afraid of our author than you.
DIN: grrrrr....
ZELDA: She insists that she can control our minds...she also said she was regretting making us..... :(
FARORE & NAYRU: **look at Din**
DIN: What?
ZELDA: Nayru is nice. She helps me with my visions and stuff.
LINK: That's kissing.....
ZELDA: No it isn't actually....I have proof.
SHEIK: bootlicker....
ZELDA: **glaring at Sheik** I'm sorry....did you say something? **glare of doom**
SHEIK: no..........
ZELDA: Thought so. Farore.....well, she kinda keeps to herself..she seems a bit antisocial.
FARORE: I'm not antisocial!!! I just like my privacy.
DIN: I'm hating this.....
NABOORU: Name on that you actually liked.....
DIN: There were a couple....
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES WEEKLY: Exactly which goddesses created the Fairies?
NAVI/TATL/TAEL: FARORE.
FARORE: :)
NAVI: But you would have thought she would have done a better job....
FARORE: Hey!!
DIN: We have time for one more......over there.
REPORTER FROM DESERT NEWS: Nabooru, what were the goddesses thinking when they created the Gerudo the way they are?
NABOORU: They were on something......
DIN/FARORE/NAYRU: X_X WHAT!?
NABOORU: You heard me.
DIN: THAT'S IT, CONFERENCE OVER!! **storms out, Farore and Nayru are right behind her.**
LINK: Saved....
**Din comes back in**
DIN: Almost forgot...**smashes her hand on the controls...everyone turns into their own rainbow!**
SHEIK: I was hoping she would forget..
**Din smirks, then leaves**
**rest of the gang...makes sure she is gone..then runs out**
End Conference.