Shazai wa Iranai

by yumeneko

Made for the "Love means not having to say 'I'm sorry'" challenge.

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Standard Disclaimers apply... Oh! Don't mind all the "chi" the "ki" or even the "Kikyou". I've been researching HARD and I decided to stick with "Kikyou" because literally "ki" means spirit and "kyou" means strength. It's kinda like "mind over matter" but it's literarily "spirit strength"... Masaka! I feel dizzy @.@ This fic is INSANE.

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Hakkai took off his shoes and laid them on the grass beside him. He smiled at the feeling of lush grass underneath his bare feet.

"If only Sanzo was here..." Hakkai sighed, "The both of us... alone..."

Yet as he closed his eyes and slowly crept into a dream, he never noticed that a demon would capture him...

"Hakkai!" Sanzo called out as he entered the forest where he last saw Hakkai enter. As he continued to search, he found Hakkai's shoes left neatly on the ground, "Kuso!" He hissed as he stomped at the ground, "He's been abducted!"

Hakkai slowly recovered from the drugging. He opened his eyes to find himself bound with chains on a bed. He looked outwards and saw that he was locked behind bars. It was cold and lonely. A feeling he wished would never happen to him.

Just like... Kanan... Hakkai thought with dread. He watched as a strong-looking demon entered the dungeon. He must have been the one who captured me. Hakkai thought as he watched the demon stop in front of his cell.

"Master Kougaiji ordered me to capture the four of you, but since he didn't give any other order, I guess it wouldn't hurt to play with a pretty boy like you..." The demon licked his lips as he spoke in his strange high-pitched voice.

"I'd kill you before you would." Hakkai said seriously.

"Oh really? The drug I gave you was made to weaken your mind and since data said that you use kikyou*, you'd end up quite hurt because your mind is weak." The demon laughed.

As Hakkai struggled to break free, he suddenly realized that he was weak and he couldn't resist the strength pushing him down. Darkness prevailed.  

Sanzo rushed into the dungeon after killing the demon who had abducted Hakkai. Luckily, the fort was only occupied by four guard demons and the boss himself. And the boss was a stupid wimp who was unfortunately a fag and not like the men you see in very wonderful yaoi fics. The ones who flail around and act like real wimps. Sanzo unlocked the cell and freed Hakkai from his imprisonment.

"Hakkai! I found you!" Sanzo held Hakkai close.

Should I tell him the truth? Hakkai wondered as he was kept warm by Sanzo.

Sanzo's face was etched with worry, "Let's go back, Hakkai. Let's go back. This was just a little accident. It won't happen again."

"Sanzo..." Hakkai drew back as conscience finally took over, "That demon... that demon was a PERVERTED GAY!"

"So you mean he raped you?" Sanzo's face turned super-deformed, "I thought he was a crazy guy like Go Dogun who deserves to be uke... I'm so sorry, Hakkai... I didn't save you in time..."

"No... I'm sorry..." Hakkai started, "I'm so sorry that I got you into this mess..."

"Hakkai..." Sanzo wrapped his arms around him, "I'll always forgive you... You don't need to say sorry... Just promise me you won't kill yourself, then I murder 1000 demons and become a demon, then I'll find a suicidal Yaone and say, 'Ohmygosh, she reminds me of my dear Hakkai' and I experience many, many flashbacks of you."

"Eh?" Hakkai turned super-deformed, "Don't worry... I love you so much that you really don't need to say sorry..." He smiled and kissed the blond monk, "Now let's head back before Goku asks the same old question..."

~Owari da~

I AM CRAZY!!!