I watched from behind a giant boulder. I was watching Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan, Piccolo, and Krillin fight the little grey blobs helplessly. The little grey blobs were like little versions of Cell, while the cowardly Cell sat laughing. I was angry, for reasons: one, because they wouldn't let me fight Cell with them, two, because they were losing, and three because Cell was laughing at them. I had some Senzu beans in my pocket, and that was it. Nothing too helpful to help them destroy Cell. But I couldn't sit and watch any longer. I flew out of behind the rock, and Trunks' grey dude looked at me. I saw Trunks punch it hard, and I bashed it's head in. The little thing exploded into dust. I turned to Piccolo's grey guy, and burst it into sand with an energy blast. 2 down, 4 to go. I glanced at Cell breifly, and saw that his laughter had stopped. I turned back, and saw three grey guys closing in on me. I grabbed one by the neck and squeezed, and he exploded into powder. I saw Krillin was hurt badly, and I got creative. I took a Senzu Bean out and threw it as hard as I could at a grey guy. It went right through, the grey guy exploded, and Krillin caught the Senzu Bean. 4 more. I sped through one, another dusty explosion, and helpd Krillin up. I elbowed another grey guy. 2 more to go. I fired a red fireball, and one exploded in flaming dust, and I walked up to the last one. He tried to fire an energy blast at me, but I slapped it away. I could have ripped his dusty little brains out, but I remembered I was on TV, and knew I had to finish him really cool. I eyed him, and grabbed his legs. I spun around, and let go. He went flying, and I sped after him. I caught up, grabbed his leg, and became severed, and he exploded into dust. The grey guys were eliminated...
Now I have to destroy Cell. I landed two feet away from him. I looked him right in his cold eyes. All I could sense was hatred and loathing for me, and... jealosy? He spoke.
"Why are you here?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean exactly what I said... why are you fighting me? And not them?"
He pointed towards the others.
"Because you are evil."
"So? I have not harmed earth. I have only harmed those who deserve it."
I said nothing. Then I remembered the little grey guys who I was fighting five minutes ago, and I punched him, hard, right in his face.
"It seems you have chosen the wrong side. I can offer you no postition on my team now..."
I doubted he even had a team, so I didn't care.
I chargd up another red fireball, and blasted his wing off.
"Ouch! That hurt you little-- "
Before he could finish, I blasted his other wing off. He was so angry, he launched a giant beam missle. I ducked, and it swerved away. He then came at me. I noticed that his lower arm was glowing blue. His arm had energy flowing in it! Even a touch would sizzle by skin down to the bone! I rolled under him, carefully avoiding his radiant-blue arm, and fired a gattling cannon. The energy particles blasted into him, putting little marks into his skin. I fired more energy particles than usual, hoping it would help destroy him... the energy loss was making me tired. I would have to finish him quickly. When I stopped, he had little burns all over him.
"Now it's my turn!"
He used the same move as I did, except his gattling cannon... was making me bleed! Every particle that hit me caused me to lose blood... after 15 minutes of his gattlling cannon, I decided...
I was going to die. And he knew he had won.
"Hey! Gogeta!"
I saw a little tiny object flying though the air. Cell's last attack...
But the object landed in my hand. I looked at it...
A senzu bean!!
I ate it, and my power was restored. I looked at Cell. He still had the same smug look.
"A senzu bean? How pathetic. I will kill you this time!"
Another barrage of Cell's gatling cannon, but I dodged it.
"Damn!"
He tried again, but I slid underneath him. He aimed his hand down at me, and launched a beam missle. I sped away, and watched him explode with the ground under him. But he was still alive! I went back down, and punched him twice, and then launching a Kahmehahmehah Wave at him. He exploded. I had won!! The other rushed to congratulate me, and I smiled at the camera.