The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: The usual.
A/N: Fire Fairy, where are you getting your info? My sources are saying completely different stories.
**Everyone is in their chairs, and the pipes are right above them. Farore and Nayru are on either side of the group preparing for damage control. Din is arguing again....3 way argument.**
DIN: You have no right!!
AUTHOR: I have plenty of right.
DIN: Why is she getting paid so much yet you absolutely refuse to pay me?!
NABOORU: Didn't we already go through this?
AUTHOR: Yes. And the answer is the same. I like torturing you.
DIN: What if I refuse to work? Yeah, that's what I'll do, STRIKE!!
AUTHOR: Just try it.
NABOORU: Can I have her job if she leaves?
AUTHOR: Sure.
DIN: What?!
NABOORU: Well, if you don't want to be here anymore, I get your job.
AUTHOR: and a raise.
NABOORU: $_$
DIN: Wha? How.....what......
NABOORU: Let us know if you can put a sentence together.
FARORE & NAYRU: **snickering**
DIN: Unfair!!
AUTHOR: Either do your job or leave. Your choice.
DIN: grrrrr......
LINK: Ummmmmm....Din?
DIN: WHAT!?
LINK: O_O just wanted to let you know that the camera's on......
DIN: **looks at camera** How long....or do I dare ask...
GANNON: We got pretty much the whole argument on camera.
DIN: **alternating language profanity**
REPORTERS: O_O X_X
DIN: Fine..... I'll do this.....
NABOORU: **smirk**
DIN: Welcome to another stupid press conference....today's topic....habits.
LINK: What?
DIN: You heard me.
DARUNIA: We heard you....but do you mean just habits or addictions?
DIN: We can throw them both in. It will make for more material.
FARORE: Kissing now?
DIN: I'm going to find a way to make her pay me..... let's start...not again..
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: I can't leave.
NAYRU: Why not???!!!
R.F.T.G.: The author...kinda.....um.....
RUTO: Spill it already!!!
R.F.T.G.: She glued me to the chair.
ALL: **sweatdrop**
DIN: Story of my life......just ask something.
R.F.T.G.: Rauru, is it true you are addicted to food?
RAURU: I wouldn't call it an addiction.......
IMPA: But the rest of the living world would.
RAURU: That hurts.
NABOORU: Truth usually does.
RAURU: I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!
LINK: Then go on a diet.
RAURU: I don't wanna.
GANNON: he can't.
NABOORU: Yup.
DIN: Point has been made. Next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRY NEWS NIGHTLY: Tatl, is it true you have made a habit out of dropping your brother into mud?
TATL: I wouldn't say that.. It's not a habit..
TAEL: yeah it is.
TATL: IS NOT!!
TAEL: IS TOO!
**damage control**
NAYRU: **sarcasm ** That was hard..
FARORE: If only they were all this easy.
DIN: I want to hurt something...next.
REPORTER FROM DESERT NEWS: Nabooru, what were some of Gannondorf's habits?
GANNON: You wouldn't dare....
NABOORU: yeah I would. ^_^ let's see now...he said he couldn't go one day without some Gerudo ale...
GANNON: I got help for that!!
NABOORU: No you didn't. I saw you sneaking it.
GANNON: ;_;
NABOORU: Then he said he absolutely had to...
GANNON: I FORBID YOU TO REVEAL THAT!!
REPORTERS: **ready to riot if they don't get it**
NABOORU: He would go into the Sea of Sand and let himself get buried up to his waist. He said he had to have the thrill.
GANNON: You are so dead Nabooru!
NABOORU: Somehow, I don't think so.
DIN: I never knew that....next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NIGHTLY NEWS: Zelda, is it true that you turn over all of your food before you eat it?
ZELDA: Now why in the world would I do that....besides the fact I have to make sure it isn't poisoned.
R.F.H.N.N.: So it is true.
ZELDA: Everyone has some kind of habit. I have a habit of making sure my food isn't poisoned.
SHEIK: That wasn't what you told me.....
ZELDA: You be quiet.
SHEIK: ^_^
DIN: I really need a paycheck for all the suffering I do here.....one more....please put me out of my misery....
AUTHOR: More than willing.
DIN: You can't kill a goddess
AUTHOR: There are things worse than death.
DIN: **gulp** Ummmmmmmm...last one.....over there.
REPORTER FROM SKYWARD GLOBE: Ruto, is it true you have made it a habit to jump off the waterfall in Zora's Domain every time you get dumped?
RUTO: I'm being dramatic...ummmmmmmm.....yeah....I really have to.....;_;
DIN: I notice you are all on extra good behavior during these.
LINK: Look above us and say that again.
DIN: Don't mind if I do. **smashes controls, everyone turns pure black except Impa and Gannon, they turn Hot Pink ^_^**
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIN: **smirk** **leaves**
FARORE & NAYRU: **shrug** **follow their sister**
LINK: I hate this....hey Nabooru, can you..um......
NABOORU: You want an extra hundred each time she does that?
ZELDA: Kinda.
NABOORU: That should be easy.
**panel leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: I wonder if we can trip those things....
End Conference.
Disclaimer: The usual.
A/N: Fire Fairy, where are you getting your info? My sources are saying completely different stories.
**Everyone is in their chairs, and the pipes are right above them. Farore and Nayru are on either side of the group preparing for damage control. Din is arguing again....3 way argument.**
DIN: You have no right!!
AUTHOR: I have plenty of right.
DIN: Why is she getting paid so much yet you absolutely refuse to pay me?!
NABOORU: Didn't we already go through this?
AUTHOR: Yes. And the answer is the same. I like torturing you.
DIN: What if I refuse to work? Yeah, that's what I'll do, STRIKE!!
AUTHOR: Just try it.
NABOORU: Can I have her job if she leaves?
AUTHOR: Sure.
DIN: What?!
NABOORU: Well, if you don't want to be here anymore, I get your job.
AUTHOR: and a raise.
NABOORU: $_$
DIN: Wha? How.....what......
NABOORU: Let us know if you can put a sentence together.
FARORE & NAYRU: **snickering**
DIN: Unfair!!
AUTHOR: Either do your job or leave. Your choice.
DIN: grrrrr......
LINK: Ummmmmm....Din?
DIN: WHAT!?
LINK: O_O just wanted to let you know that the camera's on......
DIN: **looks at camera** How long....or do I dare ask...
GANNON: We got pretty much the whole argument on camera.
DIN: **alternating language profanity**
REPORTERS: O_O X_X
DIN: Fine..... I'll do this.....
NABOORU: **smirk**
DIN: Welcome to another stupid press conference....today's topic....habits.
LINK: What?
DIN: You heard me.
DARUNIA: We heard you....but do you mean just habits or addictions?
DIN: We can throw them both in. It will make for more material.
FARORE: Kissing now?
DIN: I'm going to find a way to make her pay me..... let's start...not again..
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: I can't leave.
NAYRU: Why not???!!!
R.F.T.G.: The author...kinda.....um.....
RUTO: Spill it already!!!
R.F.T.G.: She glued me to the chair.
ALL: **sweatdrop**
DIN: Story of my life......just ask something.
R.F.T.G.: Rauru, is it true you are addicted to food?
RAURU: I wouldn't call it an addiction.......
IMPA: But the rest of the living world would.
RAURU: That hurts.
NABOORU: Truth usually does.
RAURU: I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!
LINK: Then go on a diet.
RAURU: I don't wanna.
GANNON: he can't.
NABOORU: Yup.
DIN: Point has been made. Next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRY NEWS NIGHTLY: Tatl, is it true you have made a habit out of dropping your brother into mud?
TATL: I wouldn't say that.. It's not a habit..
TAEL: yeah it is.
TATL: IS NOT!!
TAEL: IS TOO!
**damage control**
NAYRU: **sarcasm ** That was hard..
FARORE: If only they were all this easy.
DIN: I want to hurt something...next.
REPORTER FROM DESERT NEWS: Nabooru, what were some of Gannondorf's habits?
GANNON: You wouldn't dare....
NABOORU: yeah I would. ^_^ let's see now...he said he couldn't go one day without some Gerudo ale...
GANNON: I got help for that!!
NABOORU: No you didn't. I saw you sneaking it.
GANNON: ;_;
NABOORU: Then he said he absolutely had to...
GANNON: I FORBID YOU TO REVEAL THAT!!
REPORTERS: **ready to riot if they don't get it**
NABOORU: He would go into the Sea of Sand and let himself get buried up to his waist. He said he had to have the thrill.
GANNON: You are so dead Nabooru!
NABOORU: Somehow, I don't think so.
DIN: I never knew that....next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NIGHTLY NEWS: Zelda, is it true that you turn over all of your food before you eat it?
ZELDA: Now why in the world would I do that....besides the fact I have to make sure it isn't poisoned.
R.F.H.N.N.: So it is true.
ZELDA: Everyone has some kind of habit. I have a habit of making sure my food isn't poisoned.
SHEIK: That wasn't what you told me.....
ZELDA: You be quiet.
SHEIK: ^_^
DIN: I really need a paycheck for all the suffering I do here.....one more....please put me out of my misery....
AUTHOR: More than willing.
DIN: You can't kill a goddess
AUTHOR: There are things worse than death.
DIN: **gulp** Ummmmmmmm...last one.....over there.
REPORTER FROM SKYWARD GLOBE: Ruto, is it true you have made it a habit to jump off the waterfall in Zora's Domain every time you get dumped?
RUTO: I'm being dramatic...ummmmmmmm.....yeah....I really have to.....;_;
DIN: I notice you are all on extra good behavior during these.
LINK: Look above us and say that again.
DIN: Don't mind if I do. **smashes controls, everyone turns pure black except Impa and Gannon, they turn Hot Pink ^_^**
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIN: **smirk** **leaves**
FARORE & NAYRU: **shrug** **follow their sister**
LINK: I hate this....hey Nabooru, can you..um......
NABOORU: You want an extra hundred each time she does that?
ZELDA: Kinda.
NABOORU: That should be easy.
**panel leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: I wonder if we can trip those things....
End Conference.