Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
**The participants are set up in their chairs again, but this time there is an extra one. Din has a really evil smile on her face. Farore is on one side of the group. Nayru hasn't shown up yet.**
NABOORU: What did you do now Din?
DIN: Sweet payback.
LINK: Why am I suddenly fearing for my life?
SHEIK: The same reason the rest of us are.
DIN: Now she will have to pay me.
NABOORU: Somehow I doubt it. And where's your sister?
DIN: Around.
NAYRU: **comes in with Malon**
GANNON: What, we aren't enough to torture?
FARORE: **brings her to her "seat"**
MALON: **looks up above her** What is that?
LINK: Just answer every question and you won't have to find out.
DIN: HEY UP THERE!!! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!
AUTHOR: Din, I'm busy.
DIN: I got a present for you.....
AUTHOR: -_- I'm not falling for that.
DIN: I can't give my favorite employer a simple gift?
NABOORU: Oh yeah, she's planning something.
AUTHOR: Din, do the show.
DIN: But you'll love it!! **presses button**
**in HQ**
AUTHOR: **looks up** Wait, I never had that......**purple paint comes down** installed. Din, you are so dead.
**back in the Press Conference**
DIN: :)
AUTHOR: Really funny Din.
DIN: What are you going to do, dock my pay?
AUTHOR: **to panel** You all just got a 40000000000000000 rupee raise.
DIN: What?!
AUTHOR: Now.....here's your topic. **paper floats down to Din**
DIN: Great.
ZELDA: Hey, can I get a copy of this?
CAMERAMAN: Sure.
DIN: **looks up** How long has that thing been on?
CAMERAMAN: For about an hour now.....we sent you the signals.
DIN: **growls** **looks at camera** Welcome to another press conference...
MALON: Is this on TV?
DIN: Unfortunately.
MALON: Hi dad!!!! Take care of Epona!! And....
DIN: BE QUIET ALREADY!
MALON: eep...
NABOORU: Don't worry, she can't do anything. And we get paid pretty well for this.
DIN: Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted.....our topic for today is "household appliances".
LINK: Yay.
DIN: **glare of doom** Let's just get this over with. How about........ I'm getting really sick of you.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Well, someone upstairs is really insistent.
DIN: **groan** Just asks something so we can ignore you.
R.F.T.G.: :( Fine. Sheik, is it true you put a table on top of a blender and sat on is so you could have your own merry-go-round?
SHEIK: What?! Where did you come up with that one? OF COURSE NOT!!
MALON: Sounds like fun though.....
DIN: I hate my life......but she's purple now!!
AUTHOR: Don't worry, I still have a few surprises for you.
DIN: Just be happy I didn't make it puke green. Next reporter.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, electric or hand?
ZELDA: Huh?
R.F.H.S.: Can-opener.
ZELDA: Why would I eat a can?
R.F.H.S.: No, the stuff in the can! How do you open the can to get into it!?
ZELDA: Why would I want to eat from a can?
R.F.H.S.: Question withdrawn.
NABOORU: Dumb blonde.
ZELDA: What was that?
NABOORU: You heard me.
ZELDA: Are you trying to imply something?
LINK: I think she's proving it...
GANNON: You're a blond too you know.
LINK: Yeah......
DIN: I hate my life.........next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA BAY: Ruto, have you ever tried to use a microwave in Zora's Domain?
RUTO: Yeah.......but we had some problems. So they are not allowed there anymore.
FARORE: Problems like what?
RUTO: Ummmmmmmm.....four Zoras got electrocuted.....
DARUNIA: **smirk**
DIN: One more.....I need a head start.....
REPORTER FROM HYRULE MOUNTAIN NEWS: Darunia, have you ever tried to use a blender to puree rock?
DARUNIA: Yeah. It didn't work though........we went through 8 blenders before we finally figured it out.
DIN: And that is the limit of their intelligence.....and our time. **leaves**
FARORE & NAYRU: **shrug and follow**
MALON: So what's up there? And no one asked me anything......
LINK: Malon, that's a good thing.
DIN: **coming back** Almost forgot. **smashes all the controls**
**everyone is now a rainbow**
DIN: **smirk** **leaves**
MALON: I guess that answered that. Can we leave now?
LINK: Nabooru, did you ever ask her....
NABOORU: We all get a 4000 bonus for it......and every 10th time she does it, we get a trip.
GANNON: Now we're talking!!
PANEL: **leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: Maybe if I bring a slingshot.........
End Conference.
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
**The participants are set up in their chairs again, but this time there is an extra one. Din has a really evil smile on her face. Farore is on one side of the group. Nayru hasn't shown up yet.**
NABOORU: What did you do now Din?
DIN: Sweet payback.
LINK: Why am I suddenly fearing for my life?
SHEIK: The same reason the rest of us are.
DIN: Now she will have to pay me.
NABOORU: Somehow I doubt it. And where's your sister?
DIN: Around.
NAYRU: **comes in with Malon**
GANNON: What, we aren't enough to torture?
FARORE: **brings her to her "seat"**
MALON: **looks up above her** What is that?
LINK: Just answer every question and you won't have to find out.
DIN: HEY UP THERE!!! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!
AUTHOR: Din, I'm busy.
DIN: I got a present for you.....
AUTHOR: -_- I'm not falling for that.
DIN: I can't give my favorite employer a simple gift?
NABOORU: Oh yeah, she's planning something.
AUTHOR: Din, do the show.
DIN: But you'll love it!! **presses button**
**in HQ**
AUTHOR: **looks up** Wait, I never had that......**purple paint comes down** installed. Din, you are so dead.
**back in the Press Conference**
DIN: :)
AUTHOR: Really funny Din.
DIN: What are you going to do, dock my pay?
AUTHOR: **to panel** You all just got a 40000000000000000 rupee raise.
DIN: What?!
AUTHOR: Now.....here's your topic. **paper floats down to Din**
DIN: Great.
ZELDA: Hey, can I get a copy of this?
CAMERAMAN: Sure.
DIN: **looks up** How long has that thing been on?
CAMERAMAN: For about an hour now.....we sent you the signals.
DIN: **growls** **looks at camera** Welcome to another press conference...
MALON: Is this on TV?
DIN: Unfortunately.
MALON: Hi dad!!!! Take care of Epona!! And....
DIN: BE QUIET ALREADY!
MALON: eep...
NABOORU: Don't worry, she can't do anything. And we get paid pretty well for this.
DIN: Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted.....our topic for today is "household appliances".
LINK: Yay.
DIN: **glare of doom** Let's just get this over with. How about........ I'm getting really sick of you.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Well, someone upstairs is really insistent.
DIN: **groan** Just asks something so we can ignore you.
R.F.T.G.: :( Fine. Sheik, is it true you put a table on top of a blender and sat on is so you could have your own merry-go-round?
SHEIK: What?! Where did you come up with that one? OF COURSE NOT!!
MALON: Sounds like fun though.....
DIN: I hate my life......but she's purple now!!
AUTHOR: Don't worry, I still have a few surprises for you.
DIN: Just be happy I didn't make it puke green. Next reporter.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, electric or hand?
ZELDA: Huh?
R.F.H.S.: Can-opener.
ZELDA: Why would I eat a can?
R.F.H.S.: No, the stuff in the can! How do you open the can to get into it!?
ZELDA: Why would I want to eat from a can?
R.F.H.S.: Question withdrawn.
NABOORU: Dumb blonde.
ZELDA: What was that?
NABOORU: You heard me.
ZELDA: Are you trying to imply something?
LINK: I think she's proving it...
GANNON: You're a blond too you know.
LINK: Yeah......
DIN: I hate my life.........next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA BAY: Ruto, have you ever tried to use a microwave in Zora's Domain?
RUTO: Yeah.......but we had some problems. So they are not allowed there anymore.
FARORE: Problems like what?
RUTO: Ummmmmmmm.....four Zoras got electrocuted.....
DARUNIA: **smirk**
DIN: One more.....I need a head start.....
REPORTER FROM HYRULE MOUNTAIN NEWS: Darunia, have you ever tried to use a blender to puree rock?
DARUNIA: Yeah. It didn't work though........we went through 8 blenders before we finally figured it out.
DIN: And that is the limit of their intelligence.....and our time. **leaves**
FARORE & NAYRU: **shrug and follow**
MALON: So what's up there? And no one asked me anything......
LINK: Malon, that's a good thing.
DIN: **coming back** Almost forgot. **smashes all the controls**
**everyone is now a rainbow**
DIN: **smirk** **leaves**
MALON: I guess that answered that. Can we leave now?
LINK: Nabooru, did you ever ask her....
NABOORU: We all get a 4000 bonus for it......and every 10th time she does it, we get a trip.
GANNON: Now we're talking!!
PANEL: **leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: Maybe if I bring a slingshot.........
End Conference.