The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. What did you think?
**the chairs are set up the same way, and the panel is ready. The tanks above them are also ready. Din is still arguing with Nabooru. Farore and Nayru are on either side of the group. The reporters look like they are getting just a little impatient.**
NABOORU: What do you care?
DIN: Because she still won't pay me.
NABOORU: Your point?
DIN: So you get a bonus if I dump on you?
NABOORU: :)
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrr......
MALON: So now what?
LINK: For now we just watch and see if Din loses it. :)
SHEIK: Does she know that the camera has been on for over an hour now?
DIN: I do now. **glare of doom**
SHEIK: eep....
DIN: I am getting royally PO'd about that....**looks to camera** Welcome to another really stupid press conference. Today's topic is....childhood dreams? Do we really want to know?
AUTHOR: Stick to the script.
DIN: Make me.
AUTHOR: Fine. **Zaps Din**
DIN: ow.....lets start this thing before I find out what the next setting is....
AUTHOR: ^_^
DIN: How about..........oh for crying out loud.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: What?
FARORE: Tell me something. How many people are employed at your paper?
R.F.T.G.: Ummmmm....**counts on fingers** 4.
GOLDEN GODDESSES: -_-()
DIN: Just ask something......
R.F.T.G.: Link, what did you want to be before you knew you were going to be the Hero of Time?
LINK: Well, I wanted to be an explorer, you know, see every part of the Kokiri Forest.
ZELDA: That's it?
LINK: Well, before all this stuff happened, that was the entire world.
SARIA: Got a problem over there?
ZELDA: **deciding to be nice** No problem here.
DIN: Next. I need some asprine....
REPORTER FROM HYRULE DESERT NEWS: Nabooru, what did you want to become?
NABOORU: I wanted to get married, have lots of children, and be completely at the beck and call of a man.
WHOLE ROOM: O_O
NABOORU: And if you believe that, I can sell you Zora's Domain. ^_^
WHOLE ROOM: -_-()
DIN: You know Nabooru...
RANDOM REPORTER1: **takes out slingshot and shoots at tank above Nabooru**
TANK: **dumps on Gannon**
NABOORU: ^_^
GANNON: What the......
DIN: Wait, that hit above you.....
NABOORU: I took the liberty of moving a few pipes.
DIN: **groan**
NABOORU: **snicker**
DIN: Next.....please let this end soon.....
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, what did you want to be......a mummy? **laughter**
SHEIK: :( That's NOT funny.
RANDOM REPORTER2: Yeah it is.
SHEIK: I wanted to become the cheiftan of my town.
R.F.H.S.: So you wanted to be in politics?
SHEIK: In Sheikan culture, the cheiftan is rarely the politician.
DIN: This is getting really ridiculious. One more.....then I am going to get an ice pack.
REPORTER FROM CLOCK TOWN DAILY: Malon, did you ever dream of doing something else?
MALON: What happens if I don't answer?
NABOORU: Look at Gannon.
MALON: **gulp** Ummmmmm...Well, I always dreamed of being a princess..but that is clearly impossible...
ZELDA: Darn right it is!
DIN: I'm leaving......I really need some ice...oh...Farore?
FARORE: What?
DIN: Could you come over here a moment?
FARORE: **comes over, and Din grabs her hand and smashes the controls with that**
PANEL: **rainbow!!!**
FARORE: Cheap shot.
DIN: Technically, I didn't hit it.
AUTHOR: I STILL COUNT IT.
DIN: Darn. **leaves**
FARORE/NAYRU: **shrug, leave**
PANEL: **books it**
RANDOM REPORTER 1: ^_^ I'm a pretty good shot...
End conference.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. What did you think?
**the chairs are set up the same way, and the panel is ready. The tanks above them are also ready. Din is still arguing with Nabooru. Farore and Nayru are on either side of the group. The reporters look like they are getting just a little impatient.**
NABOORU: What do you care?
DIN: Because she still won't pay me.
NABOORU: Your point?
DIN: So you get a bonus if I dump on you?
NABOORU: :)
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrr......
MALON: So now what?
LINK: For now we just watch and see if Din loses it. :)
SHEIK: Does she know that the camera has been on for over an hour now?
DIN: I do now. **glare of doom**
SHEIK: eep....
DIN: I am getting royally PO'd about that....**looks to camera** Welcome to another really stupid press conference. Today's topic is....childhood dreams? Do we really want to know?
AUTHOR: Stick to the script.
DIN: Make me.
AUTHOR: Fine. **Zaps Din**
DIN: ow.....lets start this thing before I find out what the next setting is....
AUTHOR: ^_^
DIN: How about..........oh for crying out loud.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: What?
FARORE: Tell me something. How many people are employed at your paper?
R.F.T.G.: Ummmmm....**counts on fingers** 4.
GOLDEN GODDESSES: -_-()
DIN: Just ask something......
R.F.T.G.: Link, what did you want to be before you knew you were going to be the Hero of Time?
LINK: Well, I wanted to be an explorer, you know, see every part of the Kokiri Forest.
ZELDA: That's it?
LINK: Well, before all this stuff happened, that was the entire world.
SARIA: Got a problem over there?
ZELDA: **deciding to be nice** No problem here.
DIN: Next. I need some asprine....
REPORTER FROM HYRULE DESERT NEWS: Nabooru, what did you want to become?
NABOORU: I wanted to get married, have lots of children, and be completely at the beck and call of a man.
WHOLE ROOM: O_O
NABOORU: And if you believe that, I can sell you Zora's Domain. ^_^
WHOLE ROOM: -_-()
DIN: You know Nabooru...
RANDOM REPORTER1: **takes out slingshot and shoots at tank above Nabooru**
TANK: **dumps on Gannon**
NABOORU: ^_^
GANNON: What the......
DIN: Wait, that hit above you.....
NABOORU: I took the liberty of moving a few pipes.
DIN: **groan**
NABOORU: **snicker**
DIN: Next.....please let this end soon.....
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Sheik, what did you want to be......a mummy? **laughter**
SHEIK: :( That's NOT funny.
RANDOM REPORTER2: Yeah it is.
SHEIK: I wanted to become the cheiftan of my town.
R.F.H.S.: So you wanted to be in politics?
SHEIK: In Sheikan culture, the cheiftan is rarely the politician.
DIN: This is getting really ridiculious. One more.....then I am going to get an ice pack.
REPORTER FROM CLOCK TOWN DAILY: Malon, did you ever dream of doing something else?
MALON: What happens if I don't answer?
NABOORU: Look at Gannon.
MALON: **gulp** Ummmmmm...Well, I always dreamed of being a princess..but that is clearly impossible...
ZELDA: Darn right it is!
DIN: I'm leaving......I really need some ice...oh...Farore?
FARORE: What?
DIN: Could you come over here a moment?
FARORE: **comes over, and Din grabs her hand and smashes the controls with that**
PANEL: **rainbow!!!**
FARORE: Cheap shot.
DIN: Technically, I didn't hit it.
AUTHOR: I STILL COUNT IT.
DIN: Darn. **leaves**
FARORE/NAYRU: **shrug, leave**
PANEL: **books it**
RANDOM REPORTER 1: ^_^ I'm a pretty good shot...
End conference.