Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or Rocky Horror.
If I did I would be a millionaire and be able to have a life.
Instead I have an insane mind and way to many plot bunnies.

A/N: This is my first fic and thanx to all the people who inspired me.
Please review. If you do I'll do more and I hope you do because i think
it would be pathetic if I just had the intro up. Don't you. Please review.



The Middle Earth Double Feature Palantir Show


Flaming eye sings intro:

Isildur was ill
The day Middle Earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Elrond was there in silver underwear
Tolkien is the invincible man
Then something went wrong
Sauron took a hit on his bong
And got high as a deity could
Then at a deadly pace
It came from an empty space
And this is how the message ran

Middle Earth
Double feature
Good old Bilbo
Will meet a Smeagol
See orks Tracking
Sam and Frodo
And Arwen stars in
'Where is Glorfindel?'

Wah-ah-ah
Oh-ho-oh-ho
At the Middle Earth
Double Feature
Palantir show

I know that old wizard Saruman
Went to the shadows
When the Palantir showed him the eye
And I really got hot
When Legolas fought
A cave troll that had tried to kill Frodo
And old Gandalf said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when the powers collide
Said Bombadil to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills
Like a

Middle Earth
Double feature
Good old Bilbo
Will meet a Smeagol
See orks Tracking
Sam and Frodo
And Arwen stars in
'Where is Glorfindel?'

Wah-ah-ah
Oh-ho-oh-ho

At the Middle Earth
Double Feature
Palantir show
I wanna go
Oh-ho-oh-ho-oh
At the Middle Earth
Double Feature
Palantir show
Oh-ho-oh-ho-oh

At the Middle Earth
Double Feature
Palantir show
Oh-ho-oh-ho-oh

At the Middle Earth
Double Feature
Palantir show
Oh-ho-oh-ho-oh

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