Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Didn't you read the other chapters?
**Everything is set up like before, and the tanks are full. Most of the panel keeps looking up at them nervously. Farore and Nayru are standing at either end of the group. Din is at the podium with a really evil smile**
DIN: Let me get this straight, someone wants our "esteemed" author to come down here and actually do some work?
NABOORU: That's what I heard.
DIN: :)
NABOORU: Just remember, if the enemy is in striking distance, so are you.
DIN: ..................
FARORE: ^_^
DIN: You're supposed to be on my side!
FARORE: Since when? I heard she might start doing that next chapter, she is still thinking about it.
DIN: So what would happen to us?
NAYRU: **points up to the tanks and 3 empty chairs**
DIN: You have got to be kidding me....
AUTHOR: You have had it coming for a long time.
DIN: No I don't.
AUTHOR: Hey Din, wanna know something?
DIN: Probably not....
AUTHOR: Look at the camera.
DIN: **looks** **random profanity**
CAMERAMAN: It's not our fault you don't wanna look at the signals.
DIN: Someone is going to get a slow, painful death....
AUTHOR: But not today or in my lifetime.
DIN: How old are you? (hope hope)
AUTHOR: I know what you are thinking.....and I'm 22.
DIN: damn.
AUTHOR: Do your job, this will be the last one you have any control over.
DIN: grrrrrrrrrr........Welcome to my last Press Conference....
AUTHOR: You'll be in them, just not hosting.
DIN: .......................I hate you.
AUTHOR: We aim to please. ^_^
DIN: Whatever. Our topic for today is......you're joking, right?
NAYRU: Just do it so we can go home.
DIN: School.
PANEL: O_O
DIN: That's what I said. Let's get this over with.......Oh for crying out loud, you AGAIN?!
**can you guess the running gag yet? ^_^**
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: There is nothing saying I can't come, we are a ligit paper.
FARORE: At least send someone else once in a while......
R.F.T.G.: Someone has to make sure our office stays in one piece.
DIN: Grrrrr......ask already!!!!
R.F.T.G.: o_O This is for Link and Saria, are there any schools in the forest?
LINK: Not that I know of.
SARIA: The Deku Tree, and now the Deku Sprout, gave us all the knowledge we need when he created us.
R.F.T.G.: So how did Link learn to read?
SARIA: That was me.
DIN: No one really cares.
SARIA: ;-;
DIN: Get over it. Next.
REPORTER FROM DESERT STAR MAGAZINE: Nabooru, when do Gerudo start their schooling?
NABOORU: It isn't schooling like the others are.....They start training with weapons at five...we teach them to read Gerudo all along...at 10 we start with projectile weapons like Bows or Slingshots.
DIN: That explains a bit...
NABOORU: I know....but we have a rep for being beautiful and deadly. And now you know how we get it.
DIN: Next question........preferably before I get a migraine..
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: Do the fairies have schools?
TAEL: Yeah.
TATL: Unfortunatly.
NAVI: I loved it.
TATL: YOU GOT TO BE PROM QUEEN!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!
NAVI: Well, people like me more.
TATL: Why.....you.....
FARORE/NAYRU: **damage control**
DIN: That reminds me, who is going to keep the fights from breaking out..
AUTHOR: Don't worry, you'll see....
DIN: I'm afraid to ask.... Next question.
REPORTER FROM SAGES STAR MAGAZINE: Rauru, did you ever go to school?
RAURU: Didn't have time...I had to eat you know.
IMPA: More than I wanted to know.
SHEIK: You mean you ate that much when you were a kid too?
RAURU: Actually, I have been eating less since I grew up.
GANNON: If that's less, I don't want to know what he ate as a kid....
DIN: I really don't feel well.....next question!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA RANCHERS DAILY: Malon, did you ever have time for school?
MALON: Most farm people don't. I'm one of them.....Link taught me how to read.
LINK: ^_^
ZELDA: Link, I haven't forgotten.....
LINK: cripes.....
DIN: You just won't let that go will you?
ZELDA: HE SAID HE LOVES THE HAG MORE THAN ME!!!!!!!!
WHOLE ROOM MINUS ZELDA: O_O X_X
DIN: Zel, blood pressure. Next reporter.
REPORTER FROM OCEAN WAVE WEEKLY: Ruto, what kind of things did you learn at school?
RUTO: Well, we learned how to catch our food, although in my case it really wasn't necessary. We have a lot of music education. Another thing that is taught is self defense with either our fin blades if we have them or just hand to hand combat.
DIN: Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay then. One more question. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM MORNING STAR MAGAZINE: This is for Sheik, did you wear those bandages to school? Or did you actually have normal clothes.
SHEIK: You hate me don't you.
DIN: Answer the question.
SHEIK: Make me.
DIN: Suit yourself. **hits button**
PAINT: **dumps on Gannon**
GANNON: I am getting just a little annoyed with that......
NABOORU: ^_^
DIN: You have something to do with this don't you?
NABOORU: Amazing what you can do with a wrench and a flashlight. ^_^
DIN: So all of them are over Gannon?
GANNON: I hope not!!
NABOORU: No, they're just all messed up.
DIN: Great. Just answer the question Sheik or I'll hurt you myself.
SHEIK: You can't do that.
DIN: What's she going to do, demote me?
SHEIK: **now fearing for his life** uuuuuuuuummmmmm... I have been wearing the bandages since I was about ten years old. So yeah, I did wear them to school. Though I don't understand the constant bugging me about it...
RANDOM REPORTER: Because you are an easy target.
SHEIK: :( That's not fair.
RANDOM REPORTER: Life's not fair. Get over it.
DIN: Conference over. **looks at controls** Oh what the hey. **smashes them**
**RAINBOW!!**
DIN: **smirking** I feel better now. **leaves**
FARORE/NAYRU: **look at each other**
FARORE: So now they can come after us?
NAYRU: I guess so.
**Both look up at the tanks**
FARORE/NAYRU: **gulp** **leave**
PANEL: **rushes the door**
RANDOM REPORTER: This should be good....
End conference.
OK people. I am kinda running out of ideas for topics. Any suggestions?
Disclaimer: Didn't you read the other chapters?
**Everything is set up like before, and the tanks are full. Most of the panel keeps looking up at them nervously. Farore and Nayru are standing at either end of the group. Din is at the podium with a really evil smile**
DIN: Let me get this straight, someone wants our "esteemed" author to come down here and actually do some work?
NABOORU: That's what I heard.
DIN: :)
NABOORU: Just remember, if the enemy is in striking distance, so are you.
DIN: ..................
FARORE: ^_^
DIN: You're supposed to be on my side!
FARORE: Since when? I heard she might start doing that next chapter, she is still thinking about it.
DIN: So what would happen to us?
NAYRU: **points up to the tanks and 3 empty chairs**
DIN: You have got to be kidding me....
AUTHOR: You have had it coming for a long time.
DIN: No I don't.
AUTHOR: Hey Din, wanna know something?
DIN: Probably not....
AUTHOR: Look at the camera.
DIN: **looks** **random profanity**
CAMERAMAN: It's not our fault you don't wanna look at the signals.
DIN: Someone is going to get a slow, painful death....
AUTHOR: But not today or in my lifetime.
DIN: How old are you? (hope hope)
AUTHOR: I know what you are thinking.....and I'm 22.
DIN: damn.
AUTHOR: Do your job, this will be the last one you have any control over.
DIN: grrrrrrrrrr........Welcome to my last Press Conference....
AUTHOR: You'll be in them, just not hosting.
DIN: .......................I hate you.
AUTHOR: We aim to please. ^_^
DIN: Whatever. Our topic for today is......you're joking, right?
NAYRU: Just do it so we can go home.
DIN: School.
PANEL: O_O
DIN: That's what I said. Let's get this over with.......Oh for crying out loud, you AGAIN?!
**can you guess the running gag yet? ^_^**
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: There is nothing saying I can't come, we are a ligit paper.
FARORE: At least send someone else once in a while......
R.F.T.G.: Someone has to make sure our office stays in one piece.
DIN: Grrrrr......ask already!!!!
R.F.T.G.: o_O This is for Link and Saria, are there any schools in the forest?
LINK: Not that I know of.
SARIA: The Deku Tree, and now the Deku Sprout, gave us all the knowledge we need when he created us.
R.F.T.G.: So how did Link learn to read?
SARIA: That was me.
DIN: No one really cares.
SARIA: ;-;
DIN: Get over it. Next.
REPORTER FROM DESERT STAR MAGAZINE: Nabooru, when do Gerudo start their schooling?
NABOORU: It isn't schooling like the others are.....They start training with weapons at five...we teach them to read Gerudo all along...at 10 we start with projectile weapons like Bows or Slingshots.
DIN: That explains a bit...
NABOORU: I know....but we have a rep for being beautiful and deadly. And now you know how we get it.
DIN: Next question........preferably before I get a migraine..
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: Do the fairies have schools?
TAEL: Yeah.
TATL: Unfortunatly.
NAVI: I loved it.
TATL: YOU GOT TO BE PROM QUEEN!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!
NAVI: Well, people like me more.
TATL: Why.....you.....
FARORE/NAYRU: **damage control**
DIN: That reminds me, who is going to keep the fights from breaking out..
AUTHOR: Don't worry, you'll see....
DIN: I'm afraid to ask.... Next question.
REPORTER FROM SAGES STAR MAGAZINE: Rauru, did you ever go to school?
RAURU: Didn't have time...I had to eat you know.
IMPA: More than I wanted to know.
SHEIK: You mean you ate that much when you were a kid too?
RAURU: Actually, I have been eating less since I grew up.
GANNON: If that's less, I don't want to know what he ate as a kid....
DIN: I really don't feel well.....next question!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA RANCHERS DAILY: Malon, did you ever have time for school?
MALON: Most farm people don't. I'm one of them.....Link taught me how to read.
LINK: ^_^
ZELDA: Link, I haven't forgotten.....
LINK: cripes.....
DIN: You just won't let that go will you?
ZELDA: HE SAID HE LOVES THE HAG MORE THAN ME!!!!!!!!
WHOLE ROOM MINUS ZELDA: O_O X_X
DIN: Zel, blood pressure. Next reporter.
REPORTER FROM OCEAN WAVE WEEKLY: Ruto, what kind of things did you learn at school?
RUTO: Well, we learned how to catch our food, although in my case it really wasn't necessary. We have a lot of music education. Another thing that is taught is self defense with either our fin blades if we have them or just hand to hand combat.
DIN: Oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay then. One more question. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM MORNING STAR MAGAZINE: This is for Sheik, did you wear those bandages to school? Or did you actually have normal clothes.
SHEIK: You hate me don't you.
DIN: Answer the question.
SHEIK: Make me.
DIN: Suit yourself. **hits button**
PAINT: **dumps on Gannon**
GANNON: I am getting just a little annoyed with that......
NABOORU: ^_^
DIN: You have something to do with this don't you?
NABOORU: Amazing what you can do with a wrench and a flashlight. ^_^
DIN: So all of them are over Gannon?
GANNON: I hope not!!
NABOORU: No, they're just all messed up.
DIN: Great. Just answer the question Sheik or I'll hurt you myself.
SHEIK: You can't do that.
DIN: What's she going to do, demote me?
SHEIK: **now fearing for his life** uuuuuuuuummmmmm... I have been wearing the bandages since I was about ten years old. So yeah, I did wear them to school. Though I don't understand the constant bugging me about it...
RANDOM REPORTER: Because you are an easy target.
SHEIK: :( That's not fair.
RANDOM REPORTER: Life's not fair. Get over it.
DIN: Conference over. **looks at controls** Oh what the hey. **smashes them**
**RAINBOW!!**
DIN: **smirking** I feel better now. **leaves**
FARORE/NAYRU: **look at each other**
FARORE: So now they can come after us?
NAYRU: I guess so.
**Both look up at the tanks**
FARORE/NAYRU: **gulp** **leave**
PANEL: **rushes the door**
RANDOM REPORTER: This should be good....
End conference.
OK people. I am kinda running out of ideas for topics. Any suggestions?