The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Take a wild guess. If you say I don't own it, you are a genius. I also don't own any of the Final Fantasy games.
**The chairs are set up. This time, Din, Farore and Nayru are in some as well. Also, there is an empty one among the group. The podium with the infamous controls is off to the side. But no one is standing at it. The reporters are starting to get itchy.**
DIN: What is taking her?
FARORE: Probably trying to think of a way to torture you she hasn't used yet.
DIN: grrrr..
ZELDA: Why is she doing this? Do you realize what is happening to my hair?
MALON: Mine's fine.....
ZELDA: Start spilling.
MALON: Come over after. I'll show you.
ZELDA: Thanks.
LINK: Women.
GANNON: Keep in mind the author is a girl too.
LINK: I just put my foot in my mouth didn't I?
RAURU: Oh yeah.
RANDOM REPORTER: LET'S GET STARTED ALREADY!!!
PANEL: O_O
RUTO: Does it look like we have any control over her?
**enter Skullkid**
SK **so I'm lazy**: This room 374?
SARIA: Yeah, welcome to the Evil Realm.
SK: ???
NAYRU: Your chair is this one. **points**
SK: Why do I have a feeling of dread?
LINK: Join the nightmare.
DARUNIA: You didn't see our lovely author on your way over her did you?
SK: What does she look like?
DIN: Dark hair....usually wearing black or purple...and those stupid knee- high boots.
SK: You mean the one who was looking at torture devices next door?
PANEL: **gulp**
REPORTERS: :)
**Enter female human in early twenties, in a black dress and the knee-high boots. She has a silver bracelet on and an indigo headband holding her hair out of her face. There is also a sweet looking sword at her side, as well as a bow over her shoulder. She gives the patented 'you are so dead' look to Din**
AUTHOR: Sorry I'm late. They have some interesting things next door, and I'm wondering...
DIN: Well, stop.
AUTHOR: You are no fun whatsoever.
FARORE: Well, since you are now part of this, do we have to keep calling you 'author'?
AUTHOR: Hmmmm.....I see your point. So call me Ariana.
DIN: What kind of stupid, idiotic....**suddenly turns bright green**
ARIANA: **still has hand on button** What was that?
DIN: Never mind.
ARIANA: Thought so. **looks at camera** Did you get all that?
CAMERAMAN: We started an hour ago, just like you said.
ARIANA: Good.
DIN: O_O What?!
ARIANA: Got a problem? **itchy finger**
DIN: no.....
SHEIK: This is gonna suck.
IMPA: You mean it was good before?
SHEIK: She's going to be even worse..
NABOORU: So now what?
ARIANA: How about we get started? Hi Skullkid. I see you got the invite.
SK: What is this anyway?
SHEIK: Very simple. They **points to reporters** ask really stupid and pointless questions, and we have to answer or turn the color of our glorious leader's choice.
SK: gulp.....
ARIANA: So let's get this officially started. Welcome to the Hyrule Press Conference. Our topic for today is vacations.
LINK: Where in the world did you come up with that one?
ARIANA: If they don't suggest, I have to pull one out from wherever I can. And I am struggling with writer's block on two of my other stories. So I decided to come torture you guys for a while. **sweet smile**
SHEIK: You aren't fooling anyone you know.
ARIANA: It's Saturday, I'm bored, and I just had a lot of sugar. Happy now?
SHEIK: eep!
ARIANA: So let's get started. **looks out at reporters** Hey Chris!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Hi.
ARIANA: These guys give you any problems?
R.F.T.G.: Well, they seem to believe that I don't belong here....
ARIANA: Oh really.........
DIN: gulp....
ARIANA: Go ahead. :)
R.F.T.G.: Link, what would your dream vacation be?
LINK: Do I have to?
ARIANA: **still has the itchy finger**
LINK: **notices** ummmmmmmmm......., heck with it. I'm dead either way. My dream vacation would be a romantic trip to Great Bay with my true love..
ZELDA: The HAG!
NABOORU: You know, if she was able to brainwash me.....
ZELDA: I want proof of that first.
ARIANA: ^_^ I should have done this long ago. Next.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY NEWS: This is for the Goddesses, what would your dream vacations be?
DIN: Anything that gets me away from her **points to Ariana**
ARIANA: **finger poised over button**
DIN: I dare you.
ARIANA: OK....**presses button**
DIN: **is now bright red** I hate you.
FARORE: That's what you get for mouthing off.
NAYRU: We still have to answer.
FARORE: I realize that. Great Bay does sound nice though......just keep me out of their sight...**points to Link**
NAYRU: I like actually doing something, but since I am a goddess, it is really hard to find a challenge.
ARIANA: I got one for ya, but it wouldn't be a vacation.
NAYRU: I think I know what you are talking about.....and no.
ARIANA: Just a thought. Next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: What kinds of things do fairies do on vacation?
NAVI: I usually just stay in bed. Especially after all that stuff with Gannon over there.
GANNON: :)
TATL: I like to explore.
TAEL: I find hiding places from my sister.
TATL: WHAT!!??
TAEL: You scare me.
TATL: I'll show you scary!! **advances on Tael**
**shot is heard**
PANEL/REPORTERS: O_O
ARIANA: Oh yeah. Our new damage control is here.
**Enter Squall (FF VIII, uses a gunblade) and Vincent (FF VII, uses a rifle)**
DIN: You're kidding, right? **nervous laugh**
ARIANA: Nope. I figure these guys can keep you in line. Oh, and make sure you don't piss off Vincent.
SK: I'm not going to ask. Who was damage control before?
ARIANA: Farore and Nayru. Next reporter please!
REPORTER FROM FOREST WEEKLY: This is for both Skullkid and Saria, what kind of vacations did you have?
SK: I went to Termina.....
LINK: After you stole a certain mask.
SK: I liked that mask! It was cool......until it possessed me.....and you tried to beat me up......now I'm all depressed.
LINK: You brought it on yourself.
SARIA: **choosing not to get involved** I couldn't really go on any vacations....we couldn't leave the forest.....so I would just go deep into the Lost Woods.
ARIANA: Can I come?
DIN: Yeah, make sure she gets really lost. **turns blue** I am really hating you right now.
ARIANA: Then behave. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NEWS 2854: Rauru, what do you do on vacation?
RAURU: Well, I get to eat more.....and I can watch all of my favorite shows on all of my screens!
IMPA: How many TV's do you have there?
RAURU: On in each room. Three in my main room.
IMPA: I had to ask.
GANNON: How can he eat more?
SHEIK: Don't ask.
ARIANA: I'm going to stop at one more. How about....you way in the back.
REPORTER FROM DESERT STAR: This is for Nabooru and Gannondorf, what kind of vacation do you dream of?
GANNON: Getting out of the Evil Realm for something other than this thing would be nice. **turns pink** That wasn't necessary!!!!!!
ARIANA: My hand slipped. :)
NABOORU: I like her.
DIN: You would. **suddenly black** How many tanks do you have up there?!
ARIANA: I changed the system a bit. The tanks are in the ceiling, but the pipes from them go to each of you. I just pick one of you and a color.
NABOORU: ^_^
ARIANA: You still have to answer.
NABOORU: I know, but seeing Gannon hot pink is just priceless! Can I get a copy of the tape?
ARIANA: Sure.
NABOORU: OK, the question. Since I live in the desert, for a vacation I usually head down to Lake Hylia. You know, just a change of scenery.
ARIANA: Cool. That is all for today's press conference. I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. Leave whenever you are ready. **leaves room**
DIN: **sneaks over to controls, and smashes them all**
PANEL: **RAINBOW!!!**
ARIANA: **comes back in and looks around, Din is still at the controls** Everyone can start making their travel plans, 'cause if she does that again, you all get your trips.
PANEL: YEAH!!
End Conference.
Disclaimer: Take a wild guess. If you say I don't own it, you are a genius. I also don't own any of the Final Fantasy games.
**The chairs are set up. This time, Din, Farore and Nayru are in some as well. Also, there is an empty one among the group. The podium with the infamous controls is off to the side. But no one is standing at it. The reporters are starting to get itchy.**
DIN: What is taking her?
FARORE: Probably trying to think of a way to torture you she hasn't used yet.
DIN: grrrr..
ZELDA: Why is she doing this? Do you realize what is happening to my hair?
MALON: Mine's fine.....
ZELDA: Start spilling.
MALON: Come over after. I'll show you.
ZELDA: Thanks.
LINK: Women.
GANNON: Keep in mind the author is a girl too.
LINK: I just put my foot in my mouth didn't I?
RAURU: Oh yeah.
RANDOM REPORTER: LET'S GET STARTED ALREADY!!!
PANEL: O_O
RUTO: Does it look like we have any control over her?
**enter Skullkid**
SK **so I'm lazy**: This room 374?
SARIA: Yeah, welcome to the Evil Realm.
SK: ???
NAYRU: Your chair is this one. **points**
SK: Why do I have a feeling of dread?
LINK: Join the nightmare.
DARUNIA: You didn't see our lovely author on your way over her did you?
SK: What does she look like?
DIN: Dark hair....usually wearing black or purple...and those stupid knee- high boots.
SK: You mean the one who was looking at torture devices next door?
PANEL: **gulp**
REPORTERS: :)
**Enter female human in early twenties, in a black dress and the knee-high boots. She has a silver bracelet on and an indigo headband holding her hair out of her face. There is also a sweet looking sword at her side, as well as a bow over her shoulder. She gives the patented 'you are so dead' look to Din**
AUTHOR: Sorry I'm late. They have some interesting things next door, and I'm wondering...
DIN: Well, stop.
AUTHOR: You are no fun whatsoever.
FARORE: Well, since you are now part of this, do we have to keep calling you 'author'?
AUTHOR: Hmmmm.....I see your point. So call me Ariana.
DIN: What kind of stupid, idiotic....**suddenly turns bright green**
ARIANA: **still has hand on button** What was that?
DIN: Never mind.
ARIANA: Thought so. **looks at camera** Did you get all that?
CAMERAMAN: We started an hour ago, just like you said.
ARIANA: Good.
DIN: O_O What?!
ARIANA: Got a problem? **itchy finger**
DIN: no.....
SHEIK: This is gonna suck.
IMPA: You mean it was good before?
SHEIK: She's going to be even worse..
NABOORU: So now what?
ARIANA: How about we get started? Hi Skullkid. I see you got the invite.
SK: What is this anyway?
SHEIK: Very simple. They **points to reporters** ask really stupid and pointless questions, and we have to answer or turn the color of our glorious leader's choice.
SK: gulp.....
ARIANA: So let's get this officially started. Welcome to the Hyrule Press Conference. Our topic for today is vacations.
LINK: Where in the world did you come up with that one?
ARIANA: If they don't suggest, I have to pull one out from wherever I can. And I am struggling with writer's block on two of my other stories. So I decided to come torture you guys for a while. **sweet smile**
SHEIK: You aren't fooling anyone you know.
ARIANA: It's Saturday, I'm bored, and I just had a lot of sugar. Happy now?
SHEIK: eep!
ARIANA: So let's get started. **looks out at reporters** Hey Chris!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Hi.
ARIANA: These guys give you any problems?
R.F.T.G.: Well, they seem to believe that I don't belong here....
ARIANA: Oh really.........
DIN: gulp....
ARIANA: Go ahead. :)
R.F.T.G.: Link, what would your dream vacation be?
LINK: Do I have to?
ARIANA: **still has the itchy finger**
LINK: **notices** ummmmmmmmm......., heck with it. I'm dead either way. My dream vacation would be a romantic trip to Great Bay with my true love..
ZELDA: The HAG!
NABOORU: You know, if she was able to brainwash me.....
ZELDA: I want proof of that first.
ARIANA: ^_^ I should have done this long ago. Next.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY NEWS: This is for the Goddesses, what would your dream vacations be?
DIN: Anything that gets me away from her **points to Ariana**
ARIANA: **finger poised over button**
DIN: I dare you.
ARIANA: OK....**presses button**
DIN: **is now bright red** I hate you.
FARORE: That's what you get for mouthing off.
NAYRU: We still have to answer.
FARORE: I realize that. Great Bay does sound nice though......just keep me out of their sight...**points to Link**
NAYRU: I like actually doing something, but since I am a goddess, it is really hard to find a challenge.
ARIANA: I got one for ya, but it wouldn't be a vacation.
NAYRU: I think I know what you are talking about.....and no.
ARIANA: Just a thought. Next.
REPORTER FROM FAIRIES MONTHLY: What kinds of things do fairies do on vacation?
NAVI: I usually just stay in bed. Especially after all that stuff with Gannon over there.
GANNON: :)
TATL: I like to explore.
TAEL: I find hiding places from my sister.
TATL: WHAT!!??
TAEL: You scare me.
TATL: I'll show you scary!! **advances on Tael**
**shot is heard**
PANEL/REPORTERS: O_O
ARIANA: Oh yeah. Our new damage control is here.
**Enter Squall (FF VIII, uses a gunblade) and Vincent (FF VII, uses a rifle)**
DIN: You're kidding, right? **nervous laugh**
ARIANA: Nope. I figure these guys can keep you in line. Oh, and make sure you don't piss off Vincent.
SK: I'm not going to ask. Who was damage control before?
ARIANA: Farore and Nayru. Next reporter please!
REPORTER FROM FOREST WEEKLY: This is for both Skullkid and Saria, what kind of vacations did you have?
SK: I went to Termina.....
LINK: After you stole a certain mask.
SK: I liked that mask! It was cool......until it possessed me.....and you tried to beat me up......now I'm all depressed.
LINK: You brought it on yourself.
SARIA: **choosing not to get involved** I couldn't really go on any vacations....we couldn't leave the forest.....so I would just go deep into the Lost Woods.
ARIANA: Can I come?
DIN: Yeah, make sure she gets really lost. **turns blue** I am really hating you right now.
ARIANA: Then behave. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE NEWS 2854: Rauru, what do you do on vacation?
RAURU: Well, I get to eat more.....and I can watch all of my favorite shows on all of my screens!
IMPA: How many TV's do you have there?
RAURU: On in each room. Three in my main room.
IMPA: I had to ask.
GANNON: How can he eat more?
SHEIK: Don't ask.
ARIANA: I'm going to stop at one more. How about....you way in the back.
REPORTER FROM DESERT STAR: This is for Nabooru and Gannondorf, what kind of vacation do you dream of?
GANNON: Getting out of the Evil Realm for something other than this thing would be nice. **turns pink** That wasn't necessary!!!!!!
ARIANA: My hand slipped. :)
NABOORU: I like her.
DIN: You would. **suddenly black** How many tanks do you have up there?!
ARIANA: I changed the system a bit. The tanks are in the ceiling, but the pipes from them go to each of you. I just pick one of you and a color.
NABOORU: ^_^
ARIANA: You still have to answer.
NABOORU: I know, but seeing Gannon hot pink is just priceless! Can I get a copy of the tape?
ARIANA: Sure.
NABOORU: OK, the question. Since I live in the desert, for a vacation I usually head down to Lake Hylia. You know, just a change of scenery.
ARIANA: Cool. That is all for today's press conference. I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. Leave whenever you are ready. **leaves room**
DIN: **sneaks over to controls, and smashes them all**
PANEL: **RAINBOW!!!**
ARIANA: **comes back in and looks around, Din is still at the controls** Everyone can start making their travel plans, 'cause if she does that again, you all get your trips.
PANEL: YEAH!!
End Conference.