The Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: The same as always
A/N: This will be the last FF.Net update of this story. I have moved it to my personal page, which you can link to from the homepage listed on my bio. (if you actually care).
A/N2: I like torturing Din. :)
**Everyone is sitting in their chairs, looking oh-so-thrilled. The usual argument is going on. Squall and Vincent are looking a bit confused.**
DIN: I will walk if you don't pay me.
ARIANA: Try it. I dare you.
DIN: I really will!
NABOORU: No you won't.
DIN: **facing Nabs** You don't think I will?!
NABOORU: If you walk, all of our lives will be easier.
DIN: **frowns** I hate you.
NABOORU: ^_^
SQUALL: **to Sheik** Is this normal?
SHEIK: Yeah, pretty much. How much are you guys getting for being here anyway?
SQUALL: I'm getting 100000gil for being here. How about you?
SHEIK: At least 500000000 rupees.
SQUALL: Different lands, right?
SHEIK: Pretty much. What's with the other guy?
LINK: Yeah, he looks like a messed up vampire.
VINCENT: **overhears, cocks gun**
LINK: I take it back.......**gulp**
VINCENT: **glare, turns away**
ZELDA: He is kinda handsome.....
DIN: Are you people done yet? Can we just get this over with!?
ARIANA: TIME CHECK!
CAMERAMAN: Running for 30 minutes now.
ARIANA: Thanks.
DIN: O_O What is with that!?
ARIANA: I don't wanna miss the good stuff.
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrr.......
ARIANA: ^_^ Welcome to another Press Conference. Today's topic will be jobs. Lets start with Chris!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Thanks. ^_^ Hey Link, what have you been doing to get money after you defeated Gannon?
LINK: Well, Malon had me clean out the stables for 5 rupees..
SHEIK: She got you to do it for only 5? Boy are you a sucker.
LINK: **glare**
ARIANA: Ouch. Next.
REPORTER FROM SKYWARD NEWS: This is for the goddesses, it is true you just make whatever money you want appear instead of working for it?
DIN: That's dishonest.
FARORE: Really, why in the world would we do that?
NAYRU: They do. I make everything I need myself.
DIN/FARORE: NAYRU!!!
ARIANA: What we learn.........next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA NEWS 38: Skullkid, what do you do for a job?
SK: Well, I just do odd stuff around, cut grass, move rocks for the Kokiri, that kind of stuff.
ARIANA: And you wonder why you have no money. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE GLOBE: Zelda, exactly how hard is it to be princess?
ZELDA: Well, I have all that stupid paperwork, I have to keep the castle in line, I have to keep Ruto in line...
RUTO: Hey!
ZELDA: **smirk** I have to keep things running you know. I WAS going to have help, until I found out about a certain someone's other love. **glare**
LINK: **ready to sink through the floor**
ARIANA: Why didn't I do this earlier? Next.
REPORTER FROM MOUNTAIN TIMES: Do the Gorons need to work?
DARUNIA: Not really, all our food is rocks, and that can be found anywhere.
DIN: Which explains why they are so lazy and stupid.
DARUNIA: What?!
DIN: You heard me. What are you going do to about it?
DARUNIA: **advances**
SQUALL: **places gunblade between them**
ARIANA: Don't mess with these guys.
LINK: Like Vampire-boy over there can do anything.
VINCENT: What was that? **Chaos growing**
ARIANA: Apologize.
LINK: No.
VINCENT: **unleashes Chaos, attacks Link**
**Five minutes later**
LINK: X_X
VINCENT: **back to normal** Anyone else got a problem?
ALL: **shake heads**
ARIANA: Vincent, have you ever heard of "overkill"?
VINCENT: Your point?
ARIANA: **sigh** Well, since you completely wrecked the set, we have to end this. Leave whenever. **leaves**
DIN: **looks up, sees pipes still in tact. Goes over and smashes controls. Paint dumps on everyone, including Squall and Vincent**
VINCENT: **about to lose it again**
ARIANA: **comes back in** Forgot my sword. **looks around** Remember those trips? You leave day after tomorrow. **grabs Vincent and prevents transformation, then drags him out.**
EVERYONE ELSE: **Leaves**
REPORTERS: **trying to free themselves from the rubble**
RANDOM REPORTER: What was she thinking about that guy?
End conference.
Disclaimer: The same as always
A/N: This will be the last FF.Net update of this story. I have moved it to my personal page, which you can link to from the homepage listed on my bio. (if you actually care).
A/N2: I like torturing Din. :)
**Everyone is sitting in their chairs, looking oh-so-thrilled. The usual argument is going on. Squall and Vincent are looking a bit confused.**
DIN: I will walk if you don't pay me.
ARIANA: Try it. I dare you.
DIN: I really will!
NABOORU: No you won't.
DIN: **facing Nabs** You don't think I will?!
NABOORU: If you walk, all of our lives will be easier.
DIN: **frowns** I hate you.
NABOORU: ^_^
SQUALL: **to Sheik** Is this normal?
SHEIK: Yeah, pretty much. How much are you guys getting for being here anyway?
SQUALL: I'm getting 100000gil for being here. How about you?
SHEIK: At least 500000000 rupees.
SQUALL: Different lands, right?
SHEIK: Pretty much. What's with the other guy?
LINK: Yeah, he looks like a messed up vampire.
VINCENT: **overhears, cocks gun**
LINK: I take it back.......**gulp**
VINCENT: **glare, turns away**
ZELDA: He is kinda handsome.....
DIN: Are you people done yet? Can we just get this over with!?
ARIANA: TIME CHECK!
CAMERAMAN: Running for 30 minutes now.
ARIANA: Thanks.
DIN: O_O What is with that!?
ARIANA: I don't wanna miss the good stuff.
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrr.......
ARIANA: ^_^ Welcome to another Press Conference. Today's topic will be jobs. Lets start with Chris!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Thanks. ^_^ Hey Link, what have you been doing to get money after you defeated Gannon?
LINK: Well, Malon had me clean out the stables for 5 rupees..
SHEIK: She got you to do it for only 5? Boy are you a sucker.
LINK: **glare**
ARIANA: Ouch. Next.
REPORTER FROM SKYWARD NEWS: This is for the goddesses, it is true you just make whatever money you want appear instead of working for it?
DIN: That's dishonest.
FARORE: Really, why in the world would we do that?
NAYRU: They do. I make everything I need myself.
DIN/FARORE: NAYRU!!!
ARIANA: What we learn.........next.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA NEWS 38: Skullkid, what do you do for a job?
SK: Well, I just do odd stuff around, cut grass, move rocks for the Kokiri, that kind of stuff.
ARIANA: And you wonder why you have no money. Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE GLOBE: Zelda, exactly how hard is it to be princess?
ZELDA: Well, I have all that stupid paperwork, I have to keep the castle in line, I have to keep Ruto in line...
RUTO: Hey!
ZELDA: **smirk** I have to keep things running you know. I WAS going to have help, until I found out about a certain someone's other love. **glare**
LINK: **ready to sink through the floor**
ARIANA: Why didn't I do this earlier? Next.
REPORTER FROM MOUNTAIN TIMES: Do the Gorons need to work?
DARUNIA: Not really, all our food is rocks, and that can be found anywhere.
DIN: Which explains why they are so lazy and stupid.
DARUNIA: What?!
DIN: You heard me. What are you going do to about it?
DARUNIA: **advances**
SQUALL: **places gunblade between them**
ARIANA: Don't mess with these guys.
LINK: Like Vampire-boy over there can do anything.
VINCENT: What was that? **Chaos growing**
ARIANA: Apologize.
LINK: No.
VINCENT: **unleashes Chaos, attacks Link**
**Five minutes later**
LINK: X_X
VINCENT: **back to normal** Anyone else got a problem?
ALL: **shake heads**
ARIANA: Vincent, have you ever heard of "overkill"?
VINCENT: Your point?
ARIANA: **sigh** Well, since you completely wrecked the set, we have to end this. Leave whenever. **leaves**
DIN: **looks up, sees pipes still in tact. Goes over and smashes controls. Paint dumps on everyone, including Squall and Vincent**
VINCENT: **about to lose it again**
ARIANA: **comes back in** Forgot my sword. **looks around** Remember those trips? You leave day after tomorrow. **grabs Vincent and prevents transformation, then drags him out.**
EVERYONE ELSE: **Leaves**
REPORTERS: **trying to free themselves from the rubble**
RANDOM REPORTER: What was she thinking about that guy?
End conference.