Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't be writing this
A/N: WHOO-HOO!!! It's still here!!! So here's another one!!!
**the group is seated under the vats like usual. The podium is unmanned at the moment. Zelda and Malon both have tans and are trying to show off. Ruto is yelling at them to knock it off. Din looks like she has a migraine coming on. The others are just watching the door. The reporters are in their seats. Cameras are rolling, but as usual, everyone is oblivious.**
SHEIK: Where is she.....
LINK: Maybe if we're lucky, she'll get lost and we won't have to do this.
SK: Yeah, like that's going to happen.
SHEIK: We can dream....
ZELDA: Hey guys, who do you think got a better tan?
SHEIK: Nabooru.
NABOORU: ???
MALON: Her skin is supposed to be that color you morons!
LINK: Like we are stupid enough to go between you two.
ZELDA/MALON: grrrrrrrrrr.....
DIN: **groan**
ARIANA: **coming in** Looks like we're back on the air. Cameras rolling?
CAMERAMAN: For the last half-hour.
DIN: QUIT DOING THAT!!
NABOORU: **snicker**
ARIANA: **now behind podium** Have you learned your lesson Din?
DIN: **refusing to even look**
ARIANA: Whatever. Welcome to another Press Conference. Today's topic will be families.
TAEL: Oh great...
ARIANA: Where is our damage control?
SHEIK: Squall said something about sharpening his blade, Vampire boy just hasn't shown up yet.
ARIANA: Where....**sees Squall come in** You're late.
SQUALL: **shrugs**
DIN: joy.
ARIANA: You didn't see Vincent on the way over did you?
SQUALL: Nope.
ARIANA: Guess we're doing this without him. Let's get this started. Right here.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Tael, are you afraid of your sister?
TAEL: What do you think?! She's INSANE!
TATL: What?! What do you mean by that?!
ARIANA: Oooooooookkkkkkkkkk......next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, do you know anything about your mother?
ZELDA: Not much, she died when I was still a baby... ;-;
IMPA: **comforting Zelda**
ARIANA: Let's move on before we all start crying..
REPORTER FROM GREAT BAY MONTHLY: Ruto, why is your father so fat?
RUTO: HE'S NOT FAT! WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?! @_@
R.F.G.B.M.: Because he is.
RUTO: That's not my father.
ALL: ???
RUTO: He's a stand in. Like my Father would ever leave himself so open.
ARIANA: Ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkk.......next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN LIGHT MAGAZINE: Sheik, were your parents mummies? **starts laughing**
SHEIK: I refuse to answer stupid questions.
ARIANA: **finger over button**
SHEIK: You can pour as much of that as you want, I'm not answering that.
ARIANA: Suit yourself. **black tar comes down, followed by feathers (sorry, I had to do that once ^_^)**
SHEIK: **looks at himself** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIN: She's getting worse.
ARIANA: It's 1:30 in the morning. You expected something coherent?
DIN: Point made.
SHEIK: I will have my revenge for this.
DIN: Good luck.
ARIANA: Watch it or you will be joining him.
DIN: **silent**
ARIANA: Thought so. Since it is so late, we'll only take one more.
FARORE: Thank you........
ARIANA: **glare**
REPORTER FROM FOREST NATIONAL: Saria, do Kokiri have families?
SARIA: We are all one big family. We don't have parents per se, but we have lots of siblings!
ARIANA: I'm going to bed, so we're going to end this here. Now, where the heck did Vincent go..... **leaves**
REPORTERS: **looking at panel**
PANEL: **collective gulp, rush out**
SQUALL: Was there really a point to showing up.....**leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: Next time, let's have this at a reasonable hour.
End Conference.
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't be writing this
A/N: WHOO-HOO!!! It's still here!!! So here's another one!!!
**the group is seated under the vats like usual. The podium is unmanned at the moment. Zelda and Malon both have tans and are trying to show off. Ruto is yelling at them to knock it off. Din looks like she has a migraine coming on. The others are just watching the door. The reporters are in their seats. Cameras are rolling, but as usual, everyone is oblivious.**
SHEIK: Where is she.....
LINK: Maybe if we're lucky, she'll get lost and we won't have to do this.
SK: Yeah, like that's going to happen.
SHEIK: We can dream....
ZELDA: Hey guys, who do you think got a better tan?
SHEIK: Nabooru.
NABOORU: ???
MALON: Her skin is supposed to be that color you morons!
LINK: Like we are stupid enough to go between you two.
ZELDA/MALON: grrrrrrrrrr.....
DIN: **groan**
ARIANA: **coming in** Looks like we're back on the air. Cameras rolling?
CAMERAMAN: For the last half-hour.
DIN: QUIT DOING THAT!!
NABOORU: **snicker**
ARIANA: **now behind podium** Have you learned your lesson Din?
DIN: **refusing to even look**
ARIANA: Whatever. Welcome to another Press Conference. Today's topic will be families.
TAEL: Oh great...
ARIANA: Where is our damage control?
SHEIK: Squall said something about sharpening his blade, Vampire boy just hasn't shown up yet.
ARIANA: Where....**sees Squall come in** You're late.
SQUALL: **shrugs**
DIN: joy.
ARIANA: You didn't see Vincent on the way over did you?
SQUALL: Nope.
ARIANA: Guess we're doing this without him. Let's get this started. Right here.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Tael, are you afraid of your sister?
TAEL: What do you think?! She's INSANE!
TATL: What?! What do you mean by that?!
ARIANA: Oooooooookkkkkkkkkk......next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, do you know anything about your mother?
ZELDA: Not much, she died when I was still a baby... ;-;
IMPA: **comforting Zelda**
ARIANA: Let's move on before we all start crying..
REPORTER FROM GREAT BAY MONTHLY: Ruto, why is your father so fat?
RUTO: HE'S NOT FAT! WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?! @_@
R.F.G.B.M.: Because he is.
RUTO: That's not my father.
ALL: ???
RUTO: He's a stand in. Like my Father would ever leave himself so open.
ARIANA: Ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkk.......next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN LIGHT MAGAZINE: Sheik, were your parents mummies? **starts laughing**
SHEIK: I refuse to answer stupid questions.
ARIANA: **finger over button**
SHEIK: You can pour as much of that as you want, I'm not answering that.
ARIANA: Suit yourself. **black tar comes down, followed by feathers (sorry, I had to do that once ^_^)**
SHEIK: **looks at himself** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIN: She's getting worse.
ARIANA: It's 1:30 in the morning. You expected something coherent?
DIN: Point made.
SHEIK: I will have my revenge for this.
DIN: Good luck.
ARIANA: Watch it or you will be joining him.
DIN: **silent**
ARIANA: Thought so. Since it is so late, we'll only take one more.
FARORE: Thank you........
ARIANA: **glare**
REPORTER FROM FOREST NATIONAL: Saria, do Kokiri have families?
SARIA: We are all one big family. We don't have parents per se, but we have lots of siblings!
ARIANA: I'm going to bed, so we're going to end this here. Now, where the heck did Vincent go..... **leaves**
REPORTERS: **looking at panel**
PANEL: **collective gulp, rush out**
SQUALL: Was there really a point to showing up.....**leaves**
RANDOM REPORTER: Next time, let's have this at a reasonable hour.
End Conference.