Hyrule Press Conference
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Random-Thought-O-Meter: How do I keep getting reviews with a blank for the reviewer?
**The dais is ready, the vats are full. Squall is standing off to one side. The usual chatter is going on. The podium housing the controls is unmanned at the moment.**
SHEIK: There must be some way to get her back for this.
DIN: What do you think I have been trying to do?!
LINK: What if we all walk out?
NABOORU: You don't get paid.
MALON: We do get a lot for this.....
DIN: What do you mean? I am still on "volunteer" status.
LINK: You need to do some better bargaining.
DIN: **sigh**
SHEIK: Speaking of our glorious leader, where is she?
SQUALL: **shrug**
ZELDA: You're a fountain of information, you know that?
**Ariana comes in dragging Vincent behind her. Vincent is trying to load his Death Penalty.**
ARIANA: You. Over here. **shoves him into his position**
VINCENT: Was that really necessary?
ARIANA: You didn't show yesterday. Care to explain why?
VINCENT: I was sleeping like every other normal person.
ARIANA: Are you saying that I'm weird?!
DIN: He'd be right if he was.
ARIANA: **death glare** Cameras are on, right?
CAMERAMAN: For the last half-hour, just like you said.
DIN: That is getting really annoying.
ARIANA: Deal with it.
FARORE: Can we get this over with please.
ARIANA: Fine. In today's press conference, we will be continuing the topic from yesterday. That topic is families. **looks at Sheik.**
SHEIK: Do you realize how long it took me to get clean after that?!
ARIANA: Maybe now you will behave. Let's get started!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: This for Darunia, what kind of families do Gorons have?
DARUNIA: Parents and kids.........
R.F.T.G.: Where are the females?
DARUNIA: Out with the others. Unless you really want to get up close, both genders look exactly the same.
ARIANA: I don't think I want to get that close.....next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN STAR: Impa, what was your family like?
IMPA: I was orphaned at an early age, so I don't really know much about my biological family. My foster family was a bit strange....They kept trying to tell me I was a Kokiri....
ARIANA: Say what?
IMPA: I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.
ARIANA: Next.
REPORTER FROM HYLIAN NEWS 27: Link, do you have any memories of your parents at all?
LINK: Only a faint memory of a woman holding me. That's all I can remember... it doesn't really help me much.
ARIANA: Poor Link.
LINK: It hasn't been so bad. I had Saria for a sister, and she helped me a lot.
SARIA: ^_^
ARIANA: Next reporter. ^_^
REPORTER FROM SAGES MONTHLY: Rauru, what was your family like?
RAURU: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
EVERYONE: **stares at Rauru**
NABOORU: **pokes with the end of her scimitar, Rauru doesn't even flinch**
ARIANA: You have got to be kidding me. Vincent, do you mind?
VINCENT: **shoots Death Penalty into the air**
RAURU: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARIANA: Welcome back. I'm glad you are enjoying yourself.
RAURU: **glare**
ARIANA: Now answer the question.
RAURU: No. I'm going back to sleep.
ARIANA: Fine. Hey Nabs....
NABOORU: Neon green.
ARIANA: **pushes button, Rauru turns neon green**
RAURU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!???
ARIANA: You know the rules. One more question.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY SKY NEWS: This is for the three goddesses, what is it like being sisters?
FARORE: Kind of a pain, actually.
NAYRU: Din thinks that since she is the oldest, she is supreme ruler.
DIN: Better than being the baby.
FARORE: You're the baby.
DIN: What?!
NAYRU: She's right...
DIN: Farore, you're just jealous because I got all the good power.
ARIANA: You guys can argue later. I'm outta here. **leaves**
DIN: Heck with it. **goes over to podium and hits the controls.**
PAINT: **all comes down on Din**
ALL: @_@
ARIANA: **comes back in** Did I mention I booby-trapped the console? ^_^
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
End conference.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Random-Thought-O-Meter: How do I keep getting reviews with a blank for the reviewer?
**The dais is ready, the vats are full. Squall is standing off to one side. The usual chatter is going on. The podium housing the controls is unmanned at the moment.**
SHEIK: There must be some way to get her back for this.
DIN: What do you think I have been trying to do?!
LINK: What if we all walk out?
NABOORU: You don't get paid.
MALON: We do get a lot for this.....
DIN: What do you mean? I am still on "volunteer" status.
LINK: You need to do some better bargaining.
DIN: **sigh**
SHEIK: Speaking of our glorious leader, where is she?
SQUALL: **shrug**
ZELDA: You're a fountain of information, you know that?
**Ariana comes in dragging Vincent behind her. Vincent is trying to load his Death Penalty.**
ARIANA: You. Over here. **shoves him into his position**
VINCENT: Was that really necessary?
ARIANA: You didn't show yesterday. Care to explain why?
VINCENT: I was sleeping like every other normal person.
ARIANA: Are you saying that I'm weird?!
DIN: He'd be right if he was.
ARIANA: **death glare** Cameras are on, right?
CAMERAMAN: For the last half-hour, just like you said.
DIN: That is getting really annoying.
ARIANA: Deal with it.
FARORE: Can we get this over with please.
ARIANA: Fine. In today's press conference, we will be continuing the topic from yesterday. That topic is families. **looks at Sheik.**
SHEIK: Do you realize how long it took me to get clean after that?!
ARIANA: Maybe now you will behave. Let's get started!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: This for Darunia, what kind of families do Gorons have?
DARUNIA: Parents and kids.........
R.F.T.G.: Where are the females?
DARUNIA: Out with the others. Unless you really want to get up close, both genders look exactly the same.
ARIANA: I don't think I want to get that close.....next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN STAR: Impa, what was your family like?
IMPA: I was orphaned at an early age, so I don't really know much about my biological family. My foster family was a bit strange....They kept trying to tell me I was a Kokiri....
ARIANA: Say what?
IMPA: I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.
ARIANA: Next.
REPORTER FROM HYLIAN NEWS 27: Link, do you have any memories of your parents at all?
LINK: Only a faint memory of a woman holding me. That's all I can remember... it doesn't really help me much.
ARIANA: Poor Link.
LINK: It hasn't been so bad. I had Saria for a sister, and she helped me a lot.
SARIA: ^_^
ARIANA: Next reporter. ^_^
REPORTER FROM SAGES MONTHLY: Rauru, what was your family like?
RAURU: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
EVERYONE: **stares at Rauru**
NABOORU: **pokes with the end of her scimitar, Rauru doesn't even flinch**
ARIANA: You have got to be kidding me. Vincent, do you mind?
VINCENT: **shoots Death Penalty into the air**
RAURU: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARIANA: Welcome back. I'm glad you are enjoying yourself.
RAURU: **glare**
ARIANA: Now answer the question.
RAURU: No. I'm going back to sleep.
ARIANA: Fine. Hey Nabs....
NABOORU: Neon green.
ARIANA: **pushes button, Rauru turns neon green**
RAURU: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!!!???
ARIANA: You know the rules. One more question.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY SKY NEWS: This is for the three goddesses, what is it like being sisters?
FARORE: Kind of a pain, actually.
NAYRU: Din thinks that since she is the oldest, she is supreme ruler.
DIN: Better than being the baby.
FARORE: You're the baby.
DIN: What?!
NAYRU: She's right...
DIN: Farore, you're just jealous because I got all the good power.
ARIANA: You guys can argue later. I'm outta here. **leaves**
DIN: Heck with it. **goes over to podium and hits the controls.**
PAINT: **all comes down on Din**
ALL: @_@
ARIANA: **comes back in** Did I mention I booby-trapped the console? ^_^
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
End conference.