Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: The usual.
A/N: What do you mean by "imports"? I'm not sure I understand....
**The group is in their chairs with a look of dread. Except for Din who is snickering. Squall and Vincent have already taken up their positions. The podium with the controls is unmanned. Cameras are rolling, and as usual no one knows it.**
SHEIK: What are you so happy about?
DIN: You'll see.....
RUTO: What did you do, and how bad will we all be punished for it.
DIN: You have no sense of humor whatsoever.
LINK: It's not us you need to worry about having a sense of humor.
**Enter Ariana**
ARIANA: Very funny Din.
DIN: I thought it was.
ARIANA: Too bad it didn't go off.
DIN: ...............
LINK: Dare I ask what it was?
ARIANA: The stupidest trick anyone can pull. The "can of paint on top of the door" bit.
EVERYONE: **facefault**
ARIANA: That's what I said when I saw it. **steps up to podium** Cameras rolling?
CAMERAMAN: Started a half-hour ago, just like you said.
PANEL: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........
ARIANA: Get used to it. Welcome to another Hyrule Press Conference. Today's topic will be dreams.
GANNON: Dreams?
ARIANA: Yeah, you know, the things you see when you are sleeping?
SK: Thank you Ms. Sarcasm.
ARIANA: You're welcome. ^_^ So let's get this party started!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, have you ever dreamed about your true love?
LINK: Well.....**sees Zelda's glare** A couple of times....
ZELDA: I'll bet you have. **death glare**
ARIANA: ^_^ Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, what are your dreams like?
ZELDA: The only dreams I usually have are my prophecies. If I do have any more, I don't remember them.
ARIANA: Is that good or bad? Next.
REPORTER FROM OCEAN WAVE MAGAZINE: This is for both Impa and Sheik, what kinds of dreams do you have?
IMPA: I'm not at liberty to say.
ARIANA: You better have a darn good reason.
IMPA: That's personal. **turns bright red**
ARIANA: So is that. You gonna answer now?
IMPA: I dream about my husband. Happy now?
ZELDA: I never knew you were married.
IMPA: Didn't last long...we married a few weeks before the Great War. He died during the war.
ARIANA: I don't see why you couldn't just say that. Your turn Sheik.
SHEIK: I was hoping you would forget.
RANDOM REPORTER: He dreams about mummies!!
SHEIK: X_X That's not funny!
ARIANA: Yeah it is.
SHEIK: grrrrrrrrr........ I dream about not hearing the mummy cracks everywhere I go. Happy now?
ARIANA: Not really. Next.
REPORTER FROM FOREST MONTHLY NEWS: Saria, what kinds of dreams do you have?
SARIA: Well, I dream of cute puppies, full and vibrant trees, little kittens.....
ARIANA: Cootie alert.
SARIA: Hey!
ARIANA: We have time for one more. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY SHINER: This is for all three goddesses, what kinds of dreams do you have?
DIN: I dream of Ariana here being in the Evil Realm for eternity.
ARIANA: I love you too.
FARORE: I don't sleep, so I can't dream.
NAYRU: I thought it was because of that nightmare you had when we were younger.
FARORE: SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ARIANA: Please do tell....... :)
FARORE: Nayru, I will make you pay for this. I dreamed that there was a monster out to get me. And it did get me..........and that was why I am in green......
ARIANA: Interesting.......
NAYRU: I dream of water.
ARIANA: That's it?!
NAYRU: Pretty much.
DIN: She has no life.
ARIANA: So I see. Well, that ends today's press conference. Leave whenever. **leaves**
DIN: **examines podium, then takes a rock (don't ask where she got it) and smashes the whole thing**
EVERYONE INCLUDING REPORTERS: **RAINBOW!**
ARIANA: **comes back in, sees podium in pieces** DIN! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
End Conference.
Disclaimer: The usual.
A/N: What do you mean by "imports"? I'm not sure I understand....
**The group is in their chairs with a look of dread. Except for Din who is snickering. Squall and Vincent have already taken up their positions. The podium with the controls is unmanned. Cameras are rolling, and as usual no one knows it.**
SHEIK: What are you so happy about?
DIN: You'll see.....
RUTO: What did you do, and how bad will we all be punished for it.
DIN: You have no sense of humor whatsoever.
LINK: It's not us you need to worry about having a sense of humor.
**Enter Ariana**
ARIANA: Very funny Din.
DIN: I thought it was.
ARIANA: Too bad it didn't go off.
DIN: ...............
LINK: Dare I ask what it was?
ARIANA: The stupidest trick anyone can pull. The "can of paint on top of the door" bit.
EVERYONE: **facefault**
ARIANA: That's what I said when I saw it. **steps up to podium** Cameras rolling?
CAMERAMAN: Started a half-hour ago, just like you said.
PANEL: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........
ARIANA: Get used to it. Welcome to another Hyrule Press Conference. Today's topic will be dreams.
GANNON: Dreams?
ARIANA: Yeah, you know, the things you see when you are sleeping?
SK: Thank you Ms. Sarcasm.
ARIANA: You're welcome. ^_^ So let's get this party started!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, have you ever dreamed about your true love?
LINK: Well.....**sees Zelda's glare** A couple of times....
ZELDA: I'll bet you have. **death glare**
ARIANA: ^_^ Next.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Zelda, what are your dreams like?
ZELDA: The only dreams I usually have are my prophecies. If I do have any more, I don't remember them.
ARIANA: Is that good or bad? Next.
REPORTER FROM OCEAN WAVE MAGAZINE: This is for both Impa and Sheik, what kinds of dreams do you have?
IMPA: I'm not at liberty to say.
ARIANA: You better have a darn good reason.
IMPA: That's personal. **turns bright red**
ARIANA: So is that. You gonna answer now?
IMPA: I dream about my husband. Happy now?
ZELDA: I never knew you were married.
IMPA: Didn't last long...we married a few weeks before the Great War. He died during the war.
ARIANA: I don't see why you couldn't just say that. Your turn Sheik.
SHEIK: I was hoping you would forget.
RANDOM REPORTER: He dreams about mummies!!
SHEIK: X_X That's not funny!
ARIANA: Yeah it is.
SHEIK: grrrrrrrrr........ I dream about not hearing the mummy cracks everywhere I go. Happy now?
ARIANA: Not really. Next.
REPORTER FROM FOREST MONTHLY NEWS: Saria, what kinds of dreams do you have?
SARIA: Well, I dream of cute puppies, full and vibrant trees, little kittens.....
ARIANA: Cootie alert.
SARIA: Hey!
ARIANA: We have time for one more. You in the back.
REPORTER FROM HEAVENLY SHINER: This is for all three goddesses, what kinds of dreams do you have?
DIN: I dream of Ariana here being in the Evil Realm for eternity.
ARIANA: I love you too.
FARORE: I don't sleep, so I can't dream.
NAYRU: I thought it was because of that nightmare you had when we were younger.
FARORE: SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ARIANA: Please do tell....... :)
FARORE: Nayru, I will make you pay for this. I dreamed that there was a monster out to get me. And it did get me..........and that was why I am in green......
ARIANA: Interesting.......
NAYRU: I dream of water.
ARIANA: That's it?!
NAYRU: Pretty much.
DIN: She has no life.
ARIANA: So I see. Well, that ends today's press conference. Leave whenever. **leaves**
DIN: **examines podium, then takes a rock (don't ask where she got it) and smashes the whole thing**
EVERYONE INCLUDING REPORTERS: **RAINBOW!**
ARIANA: **comes back in, sees podium in pieces** DIN! YOU ARE SO DEAD!
End Conference.