Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Same as every other chapter.
A/N: I'll torture whomever I want. Link is an easy target.
**The chairs are set up in usual position. Everyone is in the room. And like usual, oblivious.**
DIN: Why did she get a raise?
ARIANA: Because she isn't a royal pain.
RUTO: **counting rupees**
NABOORU: **snicker**
DIN: It isn't fair. I should get paid too.
ARIANA: I'll pay you when Hell freezes over.
DIN: That can be arranged.
ARIANA: ..............not touching it.
DIN: What?
FARORE: You still aren't getting paid?
NAYRU: She started paying us too.
DIN: WHAT!?
ARIANA: **evil grin**
DIN: You realize how annoying you are, right?
ARIANA: Yup.
NABOORU: Can I get a copy of this? This is too good.
DIN: Copy?.........**looks at camera, cameraman smiles** WHAT IS WITH THAT!?
ARIANA: It's funny.
SHEIK: You have a strange sense of humor.
ARIANA: Everyone ready? Where is the damage control?
**Link and Gannon look away**
ARIANA: I'm not sure what is worse, finding out where you stashed them, or the idea of you two working together.
LINK: They're around......
ARIANA: I don't have time for this. **author powers**
**Squall and Vincent appear**
GANNON: No fair.
ARIANA: Plenty fair. **looks to camera** Ready?
CAMERAMAN: Whenever you are.
ARIANA: Welcome to another press conference. Today's topic is dream homes.
DIN: Oh boy...
ARIANA: .....I won't say it. Starting over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, what is your dream home?
LINK: Well, it wouldn't be in the Kokiri Forest....Maybe a nice mansion on the lake...
ZELDA: With the HAG!
ARIANA: Zelda, get some counseling already. Sheesh.
REPORTER FROM DESERT WEEKLY: Nabooru, do you have any idea on a house of your own?
NABOORU: I'll be living in the Gerudo Fortress until I die, so there is no point in creating a dream home.
ARIANA: How about some AC?
NABOORU: Just because you couldn't take it......
DIN: I gotta hear this.
ARIANA: No you don't. Next.
DIN: No fun at all.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Ruto, what kind of home would you like?
RUTO: Maybe a nice palace made of crystal....or ice if you can get it not to melt.
DIN: Why don't we just freeze you?
RUTO: Green-eyed monster got ya Din?
DIN: grrrrrrrr.....
REPORTER FROM MOUNTAIN GLOBE: Darunia, do you have an idea for a dream home?
DARUNIA: Lots of rocks.
WHOLE ROOM: **facefault**
ARIANA: Thank you very much. -_- Next!
REPORTER FROM SAGES MONTHLY: Rauru, what kind of house would you like?
RAURU: Well, it would have to have lots of refrigerators......
ARIANA: Well, let's stop that one there...
RAURU: But I'm not done! Lots of snack tables, **suddenly bright pink**
ARIANA: We know, you want to fit a lot of food. Next!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA CANYON WEEKLY: This is for Saria and the Skullkid, what kind of places do you want to live in?
SARIA: I'm perfectly happy in the forest.
SK: Can I go to Vegas?
ARIANA: Yeah, right.
SK: Darn. How about LA?
ARIANA: You're staying right here.
SK: Miami?
ARIANA: Do it again and you will be neon pink.
SK: Ummmmmm....skip it.
ARIANA: Thought so. One more for today.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN NEWS CHANNEL 26: This is for Impa and Sheik, what kinds of homes do you dream about?
SHEIK: One with extra strong locks.
ARIANA: Are you implying something?
SHEIK: Not a thing.
IMPA: I just want to be out of the way. Maybe a nice cottage at the far end of Lake Hylia.
ARIANA: That's all for today! See ya later! **leaves**
SQUALL: We aren't getting any work here.
VINCENT: These guys are either scared of her or us. You pick.
SQUALL/VINCENT: **look at panel**
PANEL: **point to podium**
VINCENT: That explains it. **leaves**
SQUALL: Wait up! You know where the bar is right? **leaves**
REPORTERS: **looking for blood**
PANEL: **gulp** **rushes off**
End Conference.
Disclaimer: Same as every other chapter.
A/N: I'll torture whomever I want. Link is an easy target.
**The chairs are set up in usual position. Everyone is in the room. And like usual, oblivious.**
DIN: Why did she get a raise?
ARIANA: Because she isn't a royal pain.
RUTO: **counting rupees**
NABOORU: **snicker**
DIN: It isn't fair. I should get paid too.
ARIANA: I'll pay you when Hell freezes over.
DIN: That can be arranged.
ARIANA: ..............not touching it.
DIN: What?
FARORE: You still aren't getting paid?
NAYRU: She started paying us too.
DIN: WHAT!?
ARIANA: **evil grin**
DIN: You realize how annoying you are, right?
ARIANA: Yup.
NABOORU: Can I get a copy of this? This is too good.
DIN: Copy?.........**looks at camera, cameraman smiles** WHAT IS WITH THAT!?
ARIANA: It's funny.
SHEIK: You have a strange sense of humor.
ARIANA: Everyone ready? Where is the damage control?
**Link and Gannon look away**
ARIANA: I'm not sure what is worse, finding out where you stashed them, or the idea of you two working together.
LINK: They're around......
ARIANA: I don't have time for this. **author powers**
**Squall and Vincent appear**
GANNON: No fair.
ARIANA: Plenty fair. **looks to camera** Ready?
CAMERAMAN: Whenever you are.
ARIANA: Welcome to another press conference. Today's topic is dream homes.
DIN: Oh boy...
ARIANA: .....I won't say it. Starting over there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, what is your dream home?
LINK: Well, it wouldn't be in the Kokiri Forest....Maybe a nice mansion on the lake...
ZELDA: With the HAG!
ARIANA: Zelda, get some counseling already. Sheesh.
REPORTER FROM DESERT WEEKLY: Nabooru, do you have any idea on a house of your own?
NABOORU: I'll be living in the Gerudo Fortress until I die, so there is no point in creating a dream home.
ARIANA: How about some AC?
NABOORU: Just because you couldn't take it......
DIN: I gotta hear this.
ARIANA: No you don't. Next.
DIN: No fun at all.
REPORTER FROM HYRULE STAR: Ruto, what kind of home would you like?
RUTO: Maybe a nice palace made of crystal....or ice if you can get it not to melt.
DIN: Why don't we just freeze you?
RUTO: Green-eyed monster got ya Din?
DIN: grrrrrrrr.....
REPORTER FROM MOUNTAIN GLOBE: Darunia, do you have an idea for a dream home?
DARUNIA: Lots of rocks.
WHOLE ROOM: **facefault**
ARIANA: Thank you very much. -_- Next!
REPORTER FROM SAGES MONTHLY: Rauru, what kind of house would you like?
RAURU: Well, it would have to have lots of refrigerators......
ARIANA: Well, let's stop that one there...
RAURU: But I'm not done! Lots of snack tables, **suddenly bright pink**
ARIANA: We know, you want to fit a lot of food. Next!
REPORTER FROM TERMINA CANYON WEEKLY: This is for Saria and the Skullkid, what kind of places do you want to live in?
SARIA: I'm perfectly happy in the forest.
SK: Can I go to Vegas?
ARIANA: Yeah, right.
SK: Darn. How about LA?
ARIANA: You're staying right here.
SK: Miami?
ARIANA: Do it again and you will be neon pink.
SK: Ummmmmm....skip it.
ARIANA: Thought so. One more for today.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN NEWS CHANNEL 26: This is for Impa and Sheik, what kinds of homes do you dream about?
SHEIK: One with extra strong locks.
ARIANA: Are you implying something?
SHEIK: Not a thing.
IMPA: I just want to be out of the way. Maybe a nice cottage at the far end of Lake Hylia.
ARIANA: That's all for today! See ya later! **leaves**
SQUALL: We aren't getting any work here.
VINCENT: These guys are either scared of her or us. You pick.
SQUALL/VINCENT: **look at panel**
PANEL: **point to podium**
VINCENT: That explains it. **leaves**
SQUALL: Wait up! You know where the bar is right? **leaves**
REPORTERS: **looking for blood**
PANEL: **gulp** **rushes off**
End Conference.