Hyrule Press Conference
Disclaimer: Read the other chapters.
A/N: This will probably be the last one. It is getting really hard to write, and I think it is dragging my other fics down too. (Stupid Writer's Block)
Review responses: When I say smash, I don't mean break. I meant that she slammed her hand on all of the buttons at once. That may be a dialect thing, or I may just be weird. Your choice. To Evil Sarah, I can't do that, I would have nothing to work with! ^_^ Though it does sound like fun.
**The area is set up like usual. Ariana is already at the podium. Damage control is there...and Link is sword fighting with Squall. The reporters are watching with interest. Din is arguing (like this is new) and, of course, the camera catches all!**
DIN: I deserve to get paid!
ARIANA: No you don't. All you do is complain. And WILL SOMEONE BREAK THOSE TWO UP!
SHEIK: Don't! I got 100 rupees on this!
ARIANA: I give up.
FARORE: If they are fighting, does that mean we don't have to do this?
ARIANA: Nice try.
DIN: Like we'd get off that easy. -_-
MALON: What's that red light?
DIN: What red......**looks at camera** I hate you.
CAMERAMAN: **smiles and waves**
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
ARIANA: baby.
DIN: **blows raspberry**
ZELDA: Real mature there Din.
DIN: What are you going to do about it?
ARIANA: Vincent, would you......**gestures to Squall and Link**
VINCENT: No problem. **fires a blank right next to them.
SQUALL/LINK: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!??
ARIANA: Time to start this. Welcome to another press conference. Today's topic will be JEWELRY!
GIRLS ON PANEL: YAY!!
GUYS ON PANEL: groan......
ARIANA: Get over it guys. Link, you shouldn't be complaining.
LINK: **growls, won't look at her**
ARIANA: Let's start there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, where did you get the earrings?
LINK: Ask Rauru. He's the one who put them on me. I didn't even have my ear pierced when I pulled the sword.
PANEL: **looks at Rauru**
RAURU: What?
ARIANA: I'll spare you the obvious. Next.
REPORTER FROM ZORA BAY CAPITAL: Do Zora's wear jewelry?
RUTO: Depends. If it is a collar or tight bracelet, yeah. Stud earrings are OK too. But anything else will hinder our speed in the water.
ARIANA: This is interesting. Next.
REPORTER FROM ROYALTY NEWS: Zelda, how many pieces of jewelry do you have?
ZELDA: I have a pair of earrings for each day of the year, a different necklace for each day of the year, bracelets for.....
ARIANA: We get the idea. You have your own vault.
ZELDA: ^_^
ARIANA: Next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN NEWS CHANNEL 17: Impa, do you wear jewelry?
IMPA: I have some earrings, but not much else other than that.
R.F.S.N.C.17: How about Sheik?
SHEIK: Does it look like it?!
ARIANA: Aren't we touchy today. Next.
REPORTER FROM FOREST WEEKLY NEWS: Saria, do you wear any?
SARIA: Yup. I also make my own. I made my own necklace, bracelets, even my own earrings.
ARIANA: I never knew you could do that.
SARIA: ^_^
ARIANA: One more, than I'm calling it quits.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA CANYON: This is for Gannon, do you have any jewelry?
GANNON: No.
LINK: Then explain the earring.
GANNON: That doesn't count.
LINK: It seems to count on me.
GANNON: So?
ARIANA: I don't need to hear the argument. **looks at controls** Hell with it. **presses MASTER BUTTON**
**paint on the panel, camera crew, reporters, everyone and everything except Ariana**
ARIANA: That felt good. **leaves**
PANEL: **looks at each other**
NABOORU: Does anyone else feel betrayed?
End conference.
Disclaimer: Read the other chapters.
A/N: This will probably be the last one. It is getting really hard to write, and I think it is dragging my other fics down too. (Stupid Writer's Block)
Review responses: When I say smash, I don't mean break. I meant that she slammed her hand on all of the buttons at once. That may be a dialect thing, or I may just be weird. Your choice. To Evil Sarah, I can't do that, I would have nothing to work with! ^_^ Though it does sound like fun.
**The area is set up like usual. Ariana is already at the podium. Damage control is there...and Link is sword fighting with Squall. The reporters are watching with interest. Din is arguing (like this is new) and, of course, the camera catches all!**
DIN: I deserve to get paid!
ARIANA: No you don't. All you do is complain. And WILL SOMEONE BREAK THOSE TWO UP!
SHEIK: Don't! I got 100 rupees on this!
ARIANA: I give up.
FARORE: If they are fighting, does that mean we don't have to do this?
ARIANA: Nice try.
DIN: Like we'd get off that easy. -_-
MALON: What's that red light?
DIN: What red......**looks at camera** I hate you.
CAMERAMAN: **smiles and waves**
DIN: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
ARIANA: baby.
DIN: **blows raspberry**
ZELDA: Real mature there Din.
DIN: What are you going to do about it?
ARIANA: Vincent, would you......**gestures to Squall and Link**
VINCENT: No problem. **fires a blank right next to them.
SQUALL/LINK: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!??
ARIANA: Time to start this. Welcome to another press conference. Today's topic will be JEWELRY!
GIRLS ON PANEL: YAY!!
GUYS ON PANEL: groan......
ARIANA: Get over it guys. Link, you shouldn't be complaining.
LINK: **growls, won't look at her**
ARIANA: Let's start there.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA GAZZETTE: Link, where did you get the earrings?
LINK: Ask Rauru. He's the one who put them on me. I didn't even have my ear pierced when I pulled the sword.
PANEL: **looks at Rauru**
RAURU: What?
ARIANA: I'll spare you the obvious. Next.
REPORTER FROM ZORA BAY CAPITAL: Do Zora's wear jewelry?
RUTO: Depends. If it is a collar or tight bracelet, yeah. Stud earrings are OK too. But anything else will hinder our speed in the water.
ARIANA: This is interesting. Next.
REPORTER FROM ROYALTY NEWS: Zelda, how many pieces of jewelry do you have?
ZELDA: I have a pair of earrings for each day of the year, a different necklace for each day of the year, bracelets for.....
ARIANA: We get the idea. You have your own vault.
ZELDA: ^_^
ARIANA: Next.
REPORTER FROM SHEIKAN NEWS CHANNEL 17: Impa, do you wear jewelry?
IMPA: I have some earrings, but not much else other than that.
R.F.S.N.C.17: How about Sheik?
SHEIK: Does it look like it?!
ARIANA: Aren't we touchy today. Next.
REPORTER FROM FOREST WEEKLY NEWS: Saria, do you wear any?
SARIA: Yup. I also make my own. I made my own necklace, bracelets, even my own earrings.
ARIANA: I never knew you could do that.
SARIA: ^_^
ARIANA: One more, than I'm calling it quits.
REPORTER FROM TERMINA CANYON: This is for Gannon, do you have any jewelry?
GANNON: No.
LINK: Then explain the earring.
GANNON: That doesn't count.
LINK: It seems to count on me.
GANNON: So?
ARIANA: I don't need to hear the argument. **looks at controls** Hell with it. **presses MASTER BUTTON**
**paint on the panel, camera crew, reporters, everyone and everything except Ariana**
ARIANA: That felt good. **leaves**
PANEL: **looks at each other**
NABOORU: Does anyone else feel betrayed?
End conference.