JAG HQ

Falls Church, Virginia

0530 Zulu

Mac pulled into the parking lot and saw Harm waiting for her. As she got out of her car she asked Harm this, "Okay Rabb, why the hell did you call me at oh dark thirty to get me out here?" She was trying to sound mad but it came across sarcastic.

"Just wait Mac…" was his reply while he pushed the elevator button.

Once up to the third floor Harm walked Mac to one of the on computers and showed her what he had called for.

"Holy Shit!" Mac said maybe a little too loud. Right there in front of her, on the background for the computer, was a picture of her and her boyfriend, Harm, kissing in her living room. And it wasn't one of those kissing that could be shoved off as, 'just a friend kiss,' they were well into it. Maybe a little too into it. but this was bad.

Mac's back was to the picture, so it had to be taken outside of her place. Her shirt was off so you could see her black bra, and Harm's hands were roaming her back.

Harm was kissing her neck, and Mac's head was bent backwards, which showed she enjoyed it. Mac remember this night, it was last night.

So the person had to have come in and put it on the computers this morning. That very later last night.

"Who the hell did this?" She said in her 'Marine Tone.'

"Like the hell I know..." Harm said back. He was so pissed of, it was bad to whoever did this because they not only had a mean Marine on their hands but they had a pissed off sailor. "…it's on every computer, including the Admiral's."

"Think we have time to take them all off?" Mac asked praying they did.

"Maybe if we work fast…"harm was going to say more but…

Just then Harriet had to walk in. Mac and Harm quickly put their bodies together so they were blocking her computer. "Hey Harriet." Mac said nervously.

"Hi ma'am," Harriet replied.

"You're here offely early," Harm said

"Yes, I have a lot of work to catch up on, since AJ was sick yesterday." Harriet said.

Next, Bud walked in early too. 'God why did everyone have to come in early today' Mac thought to herself. They couldn't stop it now. Bud was already in his office by the time they noticed him turning on his computer.

"Harriet…" Bud said in a nasully voice.

"Coming dear," Harriet said like the sweet wife she was.

Mac and Harm walked into Bud's office after she went in.

"Ma'am, Sir, is this…um…well…" Bud stuttered over

"Yes Bud, we have been dating." Harm said back.

Harriet ran over to Mac and gave her the biggest hug. "Congrats ma'am. Oh this is so cool." Harriet said in a way to happy voice for the moment.

"Harriet that picture is on every computer in the office. This is NOT the time. And it's on the Admiral's also." Mac said dryly.

"Oh that is bad," Bud said.

Too bad they didn't notice that more than them were at the office. 'Why did everyone have to show up so freakin' early,' Harm asked himself.

"Mac, they as well find out now, so let's just play it cool and stay in our office's the whole day. Okay sweetie?" Harm said to Mac.

"Yeah sure, but get this whoever did this, is going to have their ass nailed to the floor the minute I find out." Mac said back.

They walked out of Bud's office together, trying to ignore all the looks and giggles coming their way. Harm went his office and Mac to hers. Both shut theirs doors, locked them, and put the blinds down. Which to everyone said "Mess with me and eat shit."

'They are going to pray for the day they hadn't messed with me…" Mac said lastly as she got to work…

Author's Note: Like it wasn't going to be Harm? Come on, I'm that stupid. But wait till you find out who did it…and their punishment…