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WARNING: TRACEY BASHING! DON'T READ IF YOU LIKE/LOVE HIM!

WARNING: READ IF YOU LIKE/LOVE TRACEY BASHING!!!!!!! BAWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!




One morning Tracey made Eggos for breakfast. He sat down at the table with his plate when Misty ran into the room, just to disrupt him. She was carrying an air pump.

"I don't need you, my whole world revolves around me, inflate my Eggo!" she sang. She then ran over to Tracey and inflated the Eggo. This resulted in the Eggo blowing up in Tracey's face. (yay! *giggles madly*)

Tracey was irritated by this disruption, but he felt he needed to eat breakfast, so he made himself some scrambled eggs.

Ash strolled into the room, holding another air pump.

"Not sorry to interrupt you, but Misty told me to inflate your eggs." He took the air pump and now the eggs blew up in Tracey's face. Then, Tracey fortunately wet his shirt! (*snorts*)

Tracey decided he would have cereal for breakfast instead because his other breakfasts had not turned out so well. It was just then that Misty came into the room with a tap-dancing monkey named Téa. Téa poured extra milk on the cereal and it soaked up lots of milk and got soggy. All the pieces of cereal blew up to 10 times the size of an average Suicune. They then came to life and picked up blue washing machines made especially for Enteis and threw them at him.

"BOWWIE!!!!!!!!! BY BUTT BURTS!!!!!" Tracey screamed as a feather 'lightly' poked him on the leg.

"..........." Everyone went silent. But that didn't last long as Malik, and other characters from random anime's came, and each took a turn of stabbing Tacey in the ear.

Jessie came into the room and pretended to take away Tracey's nose.

"I've got your nose!" she yelled.

"AHHHH! GIVE IT BACK!"

"Not a chance."

"I WANT MY NOSE BACK!"

Now Jessie REALLY took away his nose.

"I've still got your nose."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"I'll give it to you if you stop appearing on Pokémon. Either that, or.." Jessie pointed to the random anime characters. "You'll have that fat butt of yours made into butter."

"I can't stop appearing on Pokémon! I need my ONE TRUE LOVE! I'll die without him!"

"Brock? Good, you both can LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Who's Brock?"

Jessie then hit Tracey on the empty spot where his nose was supposed to be. "......you're a donkey!"

"Huh?"

"POOPY KEYS!!!!!!!"

"What the....?"

"DIE YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ANZU! I LUV U!"

"Uh........... where's James?"

"He went off to bye-bye land."

"YOU KILLED HIM?"

"No, the peanut in his shoe did."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You can kill me now. I don't deserve to live without............... *sniffles*"

"Ewwwwwww! You're...you're-HAPPY!!!!!!!!"

"No, I'm not happy. He's gone."

"Happy as in 'happy'."

"Hm? Oh, yes, I'm 'happy'."

Jessie then kicked the demented person that everyone for got his name in the Tootsie Roll. "AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK JOE!!!!!!!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MY NAME'S NOT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Your name is MUD for all I care!"

"My name is-"

He 'happily' dissapeared. Everyone in Anime Land cheered.



The end.