C. Cowboy: all right the classic one is finally back in business! Sorry it took so long, but I had technical difficulties with my home PC and when I finally get that straitened out I come on to find ff.net had gone to the drunken squirrels! We'll it's back and I'm back, so people, BE HAPPY! Well, back to the story, we pickin up the day before the big wedding. And it's time for the bachelor and bridal parties, and with the crew I've assembled, you know it can be anything but boring. Oh, and for fire blaze's question, it was just the ultra shock Pikachu was teaching Kurai, only Pikachu (and his offspring, remember that much later) can transform into "super pikachus". And the only reason for that is Mew was the one that gave him that power when he revived him in TOD3. but any electric type can learn ultra shock. And just one more thing, while ff.net was down, I have started preparations for a pretty long epilogish story that should put a good ending on the whole big story, it should be out shortly after the conclusion of TOD4. Now on with the show! Note, this has some more mature situations in it, mostly drinking but has a few other things in it too. I won't tell you kiddies not to read it cause then you'll bust a gut till you did, so I'll just say read at your own risk.
CHAPTER 10: LET'S PARTY!
"You've got to be kidding." Ash and Misty groaned as they looked at the old, almost condemned building Misty's sisters rented for their parties. It was a two-story office building and looked well over one hundred years old, infact it was the oldest building in Cerulean City. "What is this?" Misty growled. Misty's sister just chuckled nervously, "Like, we spent all our money on, like, fixing our hair and, like, makeup for the, like, wedding, we, like, didn't have enough money for, like, any place else!" Misty glared at her sisters and imagined all the ways she could kill them right then and there. She then noticed Ash rubbing his temples, "Ash are you alright, you really need to see a doctor about those headaches." Misty said soothingly, "NO!" Ash snapped causing Misty to step back. "I'm sorry Mist, I know its just nerves, hey I'm going to get married tomorrow, so I have a right to be nervous." Misty smiled and nodded, I think I'll go back and take a nap, if you guys don't need me to help you set up." Ash said to the group. "Don't worry man!" Brock said, "It's your party after all, we got it covered!" Ash nodded and turned and headed back to the gym. Everyone then headed into the building except Jimmy, who was watching Ash walk off with narrowed eyes, "What's wrong?" Duplica asked concerned, Jimmy just glanced toward her then back to the way Ash went, "I don't know, something just don't… feel right…" He then looked her way and put his arm around her and started toward the building, "Don't worry about it, I'm probably just sensing his nervousness." Duplica smiled, but then realized Jimmy had his arm around her, and hit him on the head with her mallet. But immediately helped him back up, "Wha… What was that for???" Jimmy asked dazed, "Hee-hee. Sorry, habit."
Meanwhile, in the Dark Empire's secret base, "Don't know why we have to listen to that freak in the cloak, even Giovanni didn't put me through this crap!" Amanda complained before gasping for air, "do not question me again, Amanda." Dark Herald said picking her up with a strange invisible force and pulled her to where she was just a few inches from him. "Move our forces to Mewtwo Cave just outside Cerulean City tonight. The Elite Four will all be at the bachelor and bridal parties. The city will be defenseless tonight and tomorrow at the wedding, and we strike at the wedding tomorrow. The Dark one will be free this time tomorrow." Amanda stared at the cloak hiding his face, "How do you know all this? Who are you?" she could see his lips form a smirk as he jerked his cloak back, and before Amanda could react he gave her a passionate kiss. He pulled back and smiled, and Amanda's eyes widened with shock and disbelief, "It can't be… You?"
A few hours later, Ash and Misty stood just outside the doors of building, not sure if they should really go in or not. "Well, here we go Mist, might as well get this over with." Misty just shook her head, "Yup, hope you miss your head ache, cause I have a feeling we both are going to have one before this is over." Ash nodded and they both entered.
Ash's party…
The party started off, calm and nice, but then Leo, the gym leader Fuse Town, showed up with a grocery buggy full to the brim with kegs of beer. "Alright boys! Let's get this party STARTED!!!!!!!!" "I thought you were bringing two buggies full!" Jimmy said grabbing a bottle, "Left one for the ladies. Hee-hee."
With in a hour there wasn't a sober guy in the room, "and then, hick and then the sonaffa dich put is arm around her and started, hick started hick sayin something about hick her eyes or something… I always hated Rudy, hick ya know Rudy." Ash said to the equally drunk Rudy. "Hick yup, don't hic know him, but he sounds like a real hick sissy boy…" Rudy then looked straight forward, "Wait a hick second… I'm Rudy! I think… Hick that means… hick I'm a sissy!" Rudy said before downing another bottle.
Mean while Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and Totadile were across the room just as drunk as everyone else. 'Alright pikachu, lets see you power hick up' Bulbasaur said barely able to stand up, 'I think I hick can take ya!' 'Alright here hick we go!' Pikachu then strained to transform, but ended up passing out from the alcoholic rush 'Pikachu, you ok?' Bulbasaur said, Pikachu then stumbled to his feet and stared at Totadile, 'Kurai?' Totadile then looked confused at Pikachu, seemed the alcohol had no affect on him, he was hyper 24/7 anyway, 'huh?' Pikachu then smiled wide and started making kissy faces and stumbled toward Totadile, 'Kurai, I love ya, baby, come to daddy!' Totadile then screamed and ran out of the room with Pikachu close behind and Bulbasaur laying and drooling on the floor.
Aw man! You started the party without me!" Dusty said walking in, "sorry, hick man!" Brock said. Well here's my present, Dusty said opening the door, and four officer Jenny's walked in, "ARE YOU hick NUTS! WE HAVE UNDERAGED hick PEOPLE HERE!!!" Brock griped, "Don't worry Brock! Show um what you can do girls!" the jenny's nodded and jumped on the table and started stripping. Brock smiled wide and hugged Dusty, "THANKS MAN, JUST WHAT I hick ALWAYS WANTED!!!"
Meanwhile…
Misty's Party….
"Alright open presents, then we drink and be marry!" Star said handing Misty a wrapped box. Misty nodded and started opening presents. Most of them were just whatnots and some off them were slightly embarrassing. "Star!" Misty yelled looking at the very little amount of night clothing in the box, Misty then looked at her with a cocked eyebrow as she held up a thong. Star just smiled, "I think Ash would like you wearing that tomorrow night." Mrs. Ketchum shook her head, "Shame Star, what are you thinking, you must think much more like a lady, Ms. Angelic! I think this would be much more appropriate for you to wear tomorrow night, Misty" Mrs. K then handed her a box. Misty opened it and then looked back up at her confused, "But Mrs. Ketchum, there's nothing… in…it…" Mrs. Ketchum smiled and nodded. Misty's face went blood red.
Ash's PartyJimmy, who was completely wasted, stared at the Jenny on the table in the middle of the room, he then psychically pinched her backside. And she spun around to see Brock with an alcohol enhance pretty girl mode face. She then kicked him square in the chin and called him a pervert. Brock looked up sadly and made his way to the hallway, and was almost knocked down as Totadile zoomed by still being chased by Pikachu. "Dang it, I can't even get a girl when I'm drunk! Hick
Misty's Party…
The drinking had been going on for a while, and most of the girls drunk even harder then the boys so half of the party was already out. Mrs. Ketchum was having a blast rolling her wheelchair in circles, and Misty was the only one who hadn't drunk, she didn't want a hangover for the wedding. Star then plopped down beside of her, "Ya know hick what? You've got pretty eyes! Hick"Misty sweet dropped and remembered that Star became a little different when she was under the influence. "Um… if you'll excuse me, I have to… um… go over there…" Misty then got up and rapidly walked toward the door, "Hey…hick Missy! Wait hick for me!" Star said following her.
Misty made it to the hall and looked into the old janitor's closet, and was about to find a better hiding place when Totadile and Pikachu ran past her knocking her into the small tub inside. "Missy! Wherehick you at???" Star asked stumbling trough the hall. She then ran directly into Brock, "Oh, hick hi Brocky." Star said with a smile, "Hello, hick Star." They then just stared at each other for a second and then started making out. They then drug each other in the same large closet that Misty was hiding in; there they started taking each other's close off. Misty looked up and saw what was happening, "Oh… dear… God…" she then made a dash for the door and tried to get it to open but much to her displeasure the door handle came off in her hand. She then started clawing at the door in a futile attempt at getting out, but stopped when she felt something land on the top of her head, she grabbed it in her hand and her eyes grew wide when she realized what it was, she then through Star's panties to the ground and slowly turned around to see what was happening behind her, and her scream could be heard throughout the building.
TO BE CONTINUED…
C. Cowboy: well, what ya think? What will the Dark Empire do to Ash and Misty's wedding? Any idea's on the identity of the Dark Herald? Will Misty ever be the same? Find out next time!