Thou Has Spat Banana
DEEP IN THE FOREST OF THE EVIL YOUKAI NAMED....DR UUGIEEWORM...
....a BUTTERFLY!!!!.. was dead and really unimportant and has nothing whatsoever to do with the story...so we are going to ignore it ::nod::
INUYASHA WAS OBSESSING ABOUT HOW EVERYONE WAS PRONOUCING HIS NAME WRONG ON THAT DAMN CARTOON NETWORK!! HHAgoME as they call her...was chasing after inOOOyasha, eating a baNaNA...yeah. and THEN, a FREAK NAMED ALLI CAME ALONG AND STARTED YELLING THINGS IN JAPANESE WHEN SHE'S NOT EVEN JAPANESE AND HITTING RANDOM PEOPLE IN THE HEAD!!!...yeah. 43.76YTGM...YEAH.
SO..... then, the baanana turned a EVIL SHADE OF....BABY BLUE!!!!!!! KONO JAKAI!0mrah MRAH MRAHHHHH HH!! IMM DYIN!!!!!! SAVE ME!!
:::myouga is dying:: I HAVE...ONE LAST REQUEST...::SQUEAK::(ITS GETTIN EMOTIONAL) ..IF YOU...SEE...A RADIOSHACK......"NO! MYOUGA MY LOVE!!' Kagome says "NEVER GIVE UP!!! NEVER SURRENDER" inuyasha jumps out of tree and screams. "oh no!"(prissy voice) inuyasha,"eeeekk!" (falls out of tree) "help..squeak..." AND THEN KIKYO JUMPS OUT OF THE HAIRBUSH! MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF HAIR! AND SHE YELLS(dramatically, masculine voice)" NNNOOOOOO INOOOOOYASHA" SHE JUMPS OUT AND REAVEALS THAT THE HAIRBUSH WHICH, WHICH WEOWEOWEOWEOWE....WE HAD PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT WAS A JUST A BUSH TURNS OUT TO BE.........KIKYO'S GIANT AFROOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::shippo runs away:: "AHHHHH", miroku shouts, "ITS A YOOUUUKKAAAIII.......no da" ::points an accusing FINGER at kikyo::
Kikyo seems completely unruffulled and she SWOOSES!::SPARKLE:: she stands on the stage, that appeared out of random , takes up the microphone and......" the dudes that run around following kouga shine a splotlight on her and she..."AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID" making a dramticsing to the right ::red and blue light flashes around the stage and pauses, " a guys pops out of nowhere screaming "HIMENOOOOOOOOO" with a tulip, then walks away quietly"
THEN DRAMTICALLY FALLS IN DITCCHH....AND THEN WE HEAR.. "AHAHAHHAAAA! YOU TWERPPS! RIDING ON THE BIG YELLOW THING...." "TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM ---GAHHHHHH!" Mental case SARA runs over, trips over jesse, and...::FALLS EVEN MORE DRAMATICALLY INTO A DITCH:: "HA!" Alli says running over to the ditch "I CAN FALL EVEN MOOOOOOREEEEEE DRAMATICLY INTO THE DITCH!! YOU!" :points at team r: "MAKE A DTICH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" :ignore ignore: "I DONT LIKE BEING IGNORED!!" AI NO MESSAGE! ::AI TO SEHINO SAILOR O BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILORMOONHHGHHB RUNS UP:: ::everyone looks up:: "IT'S SAILLOOORMOO--" ::ALL POWERFUL AI NO SENSHI EVER SO GRACEFULLY FALLS INTO THE DITCH ONTO SARA:: ::SARA GOES SPLAT:: "......." :: AND THE HOOLLE(GET IT??? (AUDIENCE WISHES THEY DIDN'T;;)) WORLD MOURNNNSSS THE LOSS OF THE MOST PROMISING KID OF THE FUTUREEEE::
::MIROKU CLOSES HIS EYES AND PRAYS NEXT TO HER:: "HOSHI DES!" Sara bounces up and then DRAMATICALLY DIESSS. and then Sango-SAMA kills Miroku.
AND THEN, ALLI SAYS, "OWEOEOEOEOEEEEE....IM DY'IN!!! WAIT FOR ME NURIKO!!" then jumps of a cliff in attempt to fly ::all ya needta know is SPLAT
and OUR DEARLY BELOVED FANFICTION WRITERS CEASE(3 POINT VOCAB WORD!) TO EXIST!!!!
(the end, we hope that our readers (if we have any;;) haven't suffered any permanent mental damage, but they will no doubt be scarred for life)
...Note: Please, youve seen the worst of these demented people, please donate $500 so they may get the psyko help they need so much.
DEEP IN THE FOREST OF THE EVIL YOUKAI NAMED....DR UUGIEEWORM...
....a BUTTERFLY!!!!.. was dead and really unimportant and has nothing whatsoever to do with the story...so we are going to ignore it ::nod::
INUYASHA WAS OBSESSING ABOUT HOW EVERYONE WAS PRONOUCING HIS NAME WRONG ON THAT DAMN CARTOON NETWORK!! HHAgoME as they call her...was chasing after inOOOyasha, eating a baNaNA...yeah. and THEN, a FREAK NAMED ALLI CAME ALONG AND STARTED YELLING THINGS IN JAPANESE WHEN SHE'S NOT EVEN JAPANESE AND HITTING RANDOM PEOPLE IN THE HEAD!!!...yeah. 43.76YTGM...YEAH.
SO..... then, the baanana turned a EVIL SHADE OF....BABY BLUE!!!!!!! KONO JAKAI!0mrah MRAH MRAHHHHH HH!! IMM DYIN!!!!!! SAVE ME!!
:::myouga is dying:: I HAVE...ONE LAST REQUEST...::SQUEAK::(ITS GETTIN EMOTIONAL) ..IF YOU...SEE...A RADIOSHACK......"NO! MYOUGA MY LOVE!!' Kagome says "NEVER GIVE UP!!! NEVER SURRENDER" inuyasha jumps out of tree and screams. "oh no!"(prissy voice) inuyasha,"eeeekk!" (falls out of tree) "help..squeak..." AND THEN KIKYO JUMPS OUT OF THE HAIRBUSH! MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF HAIR! AND SHE YELLS(dramatically, masculine voice)" NNNOOOOOO INOOOOOYASHA" SHE JUMPS OUT AND REAVEALS THAT THE HAIRBUSH WHICH, WHICH WEOWEOWEOWEOWE....WE HAD PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT WAS A JUST A BUSH TURNS OUT TO BE.........KIKYO'S GIANT AFROOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ::shippo runs away:: "AHHHHH", miroku shouts, "ITS A YOOUUUKKAAAIII.......no da" ::points an accusing FINGER at kikyo::
Kikyo seems completely unruffulled and she SWOOSES!::SPARKLE:: she stands on the stage, that appeared out of random , takes up the microphone and......" the dudes that run around following kouga shine a splotlight on her and she..."AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID" making a dramticsing to the right ::red and blue light flashes around the stage and pauses, " a guys pops out of nowhere screaming "HIMENOOOOOOOOO" with a tulip, then walks away quietly"
THEN DRAMTICALLY FALLS IN DITCCHH....AND THEN WE HEAR.. "AHAHAHHAAAA! YOU TWERPPS! RIDING ON THE BIG YELLOW THING...." "TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM ---GAHHHHHH!" Mental case SARA runs over, trips over jesse, and...::FALLS EVEN MORE DRAMATICALLY INTO A DITCH:: "HA!" Alli says running over to the ditch "I CAN FALL EVEN MOOOOOOREEEEEE DRAMATICLY INTO THE DITCH!! YOU!" :points at team r: "MAKE A DTICH FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" :ignore ignore: "I DONT LIKE BEING IGNORED!!" AI NO MESSAGE! ::AI TO SEHINO SAILOR O BISHOUJO SENSHI SAILORMOONHHGHHB RUNS UP:: ::everyone looks up:: "IT'S SAILLOOORMOO--" ::ALL POWERFUL AI NO SENSHI EVER SO GRACEFULLY FALLS INTO THE DITCH ONTO SARA:: ::SARA GOES SPLAT:: "......." :: AND THE HOOLLE(GET IT??? (AUDIENCE WISHES THEY DIDN'T;;)) WORLD MOURNNNSSS THE LOSS OF THE MOST PROMISING KID OF THE FUTUREEEE::
::MIROKU CLOSES HIS EYES AND PRAYS NEXT TO HER:: "HOSHI DES!" Sara bounces up and then DRAMATICALLY DIESSS. and then Sango-SAMA kills Miroku.
AND THEN, ALLI SAYS, "OWEOEOEOEOEEEEE....IM DY'IN!!! WAIT FOR ME NURIKO!!" then jumps of a cliff in attempt to fly ::all ya needta know is SPLAT
and OUR DEARLY BELOVED FANFICTION WRITERS CEASE(3 POINT VOCAB WORD!) TO EXIST!!!!
(the end, we hope that our readers (if we have any;;) haven't suffered any permanent mental damage, but they will no doubt be scarred for life)
...Note: Please, youve seen the worst of these demented people, please donate $500 so they may get the psyko help they need so much.