Harry Potter and Voldemort's Attack
Voldemort was hiding sneakily in the shadows of the Dark Forest, "Mwahahaha!" he said. With his not so faithful companion Wormtail he cast an enchantment over Hogwarts school making everyone act oddly, except Harry. He spotted Dumbledore, and with his magic chicken, made him drunk and eventually blacking out. He took off his clothes and bought a mask at dollar general and posed as Dumbledore. Now he will get revenge on Dobby. Mwahahaha!
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One day in potions class Prof. Snape...DID THE LLAMA DANCE!!!!!!!!
While Snape was doing the llama dance Harry looked out the window and saw puffins attacking the school.
"Oh no!" Hermione said, "My baby daddy is afraid of puffins!"
All of the sudden Ron started packing his bags.
"What are you doing?!" Harry exclaimed.
"I'm off to Arabia," He said while smiling psychotically.
".What?" Harry said, "Off to Arabia, but why?"
"So that I can rape llamas!" Ron said with a drunk attitude.
"What?!"
"You heard me! I'm an Arabian llama raper!" he said dropping his bags and joining Snape in the llama dance.
All of the sudden Malfoy yelled across the room at Harry, "Harry! You turn me on! Grrr!" he said, then licked his lips.
Harry got scared and ran out of the classroom, while singing random Disney songs.
In the hallway he came across Dumbledore, who had pink bunnies frolicking on his head.
Dumbledore took off a mask revealing that he was Voldemort. He said, "Harry.I am your baby daddy! Mwahahahaha Daniel!!!!"
Harry ran.and ran.and lastly he ran and finally came across Dudley who was apparently having an affair with Hermione.
"Oh Dudley pooh," Hermione said, "I love you and all of your obeseness!"
Harry kept running. All of the sudden he fell in a hole. It was the Ghettoness hole, making everyone that fell in it, Ghetto.
Harry said, "Shoo! Somethin' be smellin' stanky!"
Than he fell to the bottom of the hole. All he saw for miles around were purple penguins. They said, "Follow the yellow brick road."
"I can't yo!" he said ghettoly, "One of my homies be makin' out wit my obese cousin, yo! That just ain't right!"
The penguins all cowered in a corner.
Then suddenly Harry was whooshed back up the hole.
Bob the builder was there. He said, "You owe me child support for 72 kids!"
"What the hell!" he starts running again and into the dark forest he went.
He saw Voldemort again. He was with Snape, doing the llama dance!
Theunrightharrypottertim appears and kills everyone except the puffins!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Theunrightharrypottertim: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DIE UNPUFFINISH PEOPLE!!
Voldemort was hiding sneakily in the shadows of the Dark Forest, "Mwahahaha!" he said. With his not so faithful companion Wormtail he cast an enchantment over Hogwarts school making everyone act oddly, except Harry. He spotted Dumbledore, and with his magic chicken, made him drunk and eventually blacking out. He took off his clothes and bought a mask at dollar general and posed as Dumbledore. Now he will get revenge on Dobby. Mwahahaha!
~*~*~*~
One day in potions class Prof. Snape...DID THE LLAMA DANCE!!!!!!!!
While Snape was doing the llama dance Harry looked out the window and saw puffins attacking the school.
"Oh no!" Hermione said, "My baby daddy is afraid of puffins!"
All of the sudden Ron started packing his bags.
"What are you doing?!" Harry exclaimed.
"I'm off to Arabia," He said while smiling psychotically.
".What?" Harry said, "Off to Arabia, but why?"
"So that I can rape llamas!" Ron said with a drunk attitude.
"What?!"
"You heard me! I'm an Arabian llama raper!" he said dropping his bags and joining Snape in the llama dance.
All of the sudden Malfoy yelled across the room at Harry, "Harry! You turn me on! Grrr!" he said, then licked his lips.
Harry got scared and ran out of the classroom, while singing random Disney songs.
In the hallway he came across Dumbledore, who had pink bunnies frolicking on his head.
Dumbledore took off a mask revealing that he was Voldemort. He said, "Harry.I am your baby daddy! Mwahahahaha Daniel!!!!"
Harry ran.and ran.and lastly he ran and finally came across Dudley who was apparently having an affair with Hermione.
"Oh Dudley pooh," Hermione said, "I love you and all of your obeseness!"
Harry kept running. All of the sudden he fell in a hole. It was the Ghettoness hole, making everyone that fell in it, Ghetto.
Harry said, "Shoo! Somethin' be smellin' stanky!"
Than he fell to the bottom of the hole. All he saw for miles around were purple penguins. They said, "Follow the yellow brick road."
"I can't yo!" he said ghettoly, "One of my homies be makin' out wit my obese cousin, yo! That just ain't right!"
The penguins all cowered in a corner.
Then suddenly Harry was whooshed back up the hole.
Bob the builder was there. He said, "You owe me child support for 72 kids!"
"What the hell!" he starts running again and into the dark forest he went.
He saw Voldemort again. He was with Snape, doing the llama dance!
Theunrightharrypottertim appears and kills everyone except the puffins!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Theunrightharrypottertim: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DIE UNPUFFINISH PEOPLE!!