Chapter II of: Harry Potter and Voldemort's Attack
The puffins became bored now that everyone was dead. What was there to take over?? The orange puffin with an abnormally large pink mustache had an idea. Over by the ghettoness hole was Voldemort's magic chicken that he had stolen from the evilselphinizedfujin's school locker. He took it and said, "Mwahahaha! Daniel." Everyone came back to life and went back into the school while doing the Macarena to "Like a Virgin".
Ron and Harry bumped into each other in the Charms corridor. Ron slapped Harry's butt, "Ooh Harry, your ass be fine!"
All of the sudden Malfoy burst through the doors. "You!" he shrieked, "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Harry was actually glad Malfoy had come, until he continued, "I thought we had something!" he began to sob.
"Dracy-poo! I can explain!" Ron said as a llama tap danced on his head.
"No you can't!" Malfoy said turning as red as the devil penguin on his shirt. "I see how it is now! As soom as I leave to have a chinchilla removed from my ass, you go cheat on me.slut!" he was crying even harder now. "After all we've been through together. "Why shnugle bunny? Why?"
"Draco. Don't leave me," Ron whispered.
"I'll find myself another man! One that can fulfill all of my needs!" he looked at Harry and said, "Llama fucker!" then he left.
"So, Harry, when I'm done raping llamas in Arabia, you, me, in the boys' dormitory. I'll be waiting," Ron said.
He left, shaking his butt at random people. Then Harry saw Malfoy.
"Draco," he said in a low voice. "Ron and I never did and never will be anything."
"Really??" Malfoy sang. He suddenly turned into an opera singing, Australian cow.
"The one I have always loved is you. The way you turn into a fat monkey with a Jamaican accent turns me on," Harry cried.
"Really?!?!" Malfoy smiled.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Harry said while spontaneously combusting, but turned back into his llama-like self.
"I don't need Ron! He's just a player!" Malfoy said, "Gurl Power!" They danced like hillbillies for awhile, when a llama stampeded came. All of the sudden three American girls in llama masks came up the ghettoness hole.
"Mwahahahaha Daniel! Mwahahahaha Rupert!" the girls said, then turned into ponies and left. Suddenly, George Bush in a leather mini skirt popped up, "Does this make my butt look big?" Malfoy whistled in approval and George Bush started doing a booty dance, scaring everyone out of the school, except for Malfoy.
"Harry! We need to study for our exams!" Hermione said, while trying to count how many baby daddies she had.
"No we don't, I'm.er.worrying about Voldemort. Yeah, that's it. He wants to turn me into a schizophrenic turkey, you know," Harry replied.
"But Harry, everyone knows that Voldemort doesn't come until the end of the book! He never comes any other time! It would ruin the plot if he did!"
Then Voldemort popped up in the middle of the school year and killed everyone, except Dobby.
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Theunrightharrypottertim: MWAHAHAHA DANIEL! BLESS THE LLAMA ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE SCHIZOPHRENTIC TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The puffins became bored now that everyone was dead. What was there to take over?? The orange puffin with an abnormally large pink mustache had an idea. Over by the ghettoness hole was Voldemort's magic chicken that he had stolen from the evilselphinizedfujin's school locker. He took it and said, "Mwahahaha! Daniel." Everyone came back to life and went back into the school while doing the Macarena to "Like a Virgin".
Ron and Harry bumped into each other in the Charms corridor. Ron slapped Harry's butt, "Ooh Harry, your ass be fine!"
All of the sudden Malfoy burst through the doors. "You!" he shrieked, "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Harry was actually glad Malfoy had come, until he continued, "I thought we had something!" he began to sob.
"Dracy-poo! I can explain!" Ron said as a llama tap danced on his head.
"No you can't!" Malfoy said turning as red as the devil penguin on his shirt. "I see how it is now! As soom as I leave to have a chinchilla removed from my ass, you go cheat on me.slut!" he was crying even harder now. "After all we've been through together. "Why shnugle bunny? Why?"
"Draco. Don't leave me," Ron whispered.
"I'll find myself another man! One that can fulfill all of my needs!" he looked at Harry and said, "Llama fucker!" then he left.
"So, Harry, when I'm done raping llamas in Arabia, you, me, in the boys' dormitory. I'll be waiting," Ron said.
He left, shaking his butt at random people. Then Harry saw Malfoy.
"Draco," he said in a low voice. "Ron and I never did and never will be anything."
"Really??" Malfoy sang. He suddenly turned into an opera singing, Australian cow.
"The one I have always loved is you. The way you turn into a fat monkey with a Jamaican accent turns me on," Harry cried.
"Really?!?!" Malfoy smiled.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Harry said while spontaneously combusting, but turned back into his llama-like self.
"I don't need Ron! He's just a player!" Malfoy said, "Gurl Power!" They danced like hillbillies for awhile, when a llama stampeded came. All of the sudden three American girls in llama masks came up the ghettoness hole.
"Mwahahahaha Daniel! Mwahahahaha Rupert!" the girls said, then turned into ponies and left. Suddenly, George Bush in a leather mini skirt popped up, "Does this make my butt look big?" Malfoy whistled in approval and George Bush started doing a booty dance, scaring everyone out of the school, except for Malfoy.
"Harry! We need to study for our exams!" Hermione said, while trying to count how many baby daddies she had.
"No we don't, I'm.er.worrying about Voldemort. Yeah, that's it. He wants to turn me into a schizophrenic turkey, you know," Harry replied.
"But Harry, everyone knows that Voldemort doesn't come until the end of the book! He never comes any other time! It would ruin the plot if he did!"
Then Voldemort popped up in the middle of the school year and killed everyone, except Dobby.
~*~*~*~
Theunrightharrypottertim: MWAHAHAHA DANIEL! BLESS THE LLAMA ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE SCHIZOPHRENTIC TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!