****A/N:
Thank you…
Pupetta… Yeah… I'm working on it…
Frozenflower… *^-~* Yeah… Vegeta's so whipped… tee, hee.
vulk90… I'm trying, and it's about to get worse *laughs insanely*.
Danyella Skyler Silverfire… It will get even more so…
Jen… I've only seen pictures… from what I've seen, he gets a mustache too…
Burenda… Sorry… I enjoyed your fic… he seemed kind of sad in your last chap, though…
Papa Bear… I'm trying.
JessIchi… Will… am doing.
SSJ Lunar Guard… I will be trying not to let it fizzle…
Colta… Cliffhangers are so evil…
Celtic Angel… *@_@* You liked it that much?
sakura117us… I like it too…
Disclaimer: Whadayaknow? I remembered…
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC… all that kind of stuff… Nothing naughty though… Nothing that would cause my parents to become violent should they read it… minor bad language… yadda yadda… But there's some Naughty Talk in this part. One must remember that Saiyajin don't mind talking about their sex-life…****
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Son Kun's eyes widened as he realized that this was NOT a trick mirror. "Aber…, Ihre Toten (I'm using German for Saiyan-go, this means "But… You're dead!)!" A nervous look crossed his face and was quickly replaced with a sheepish grin.
Vegeta stared in shock. "Was die face fucking Hölle (What the fucking hell)!?"
Son Kun laughed nervously, "Uhmmm… Gotta go! ChiChi's calling me!"
He put two fingers to his forehead, and Vegeta seized his arm. At the same time, Bardock grasped his other arm.
They landed outside of the Son home. Goku panicked, "Oh, shit!" He pulled away, abruptly.
Vegeta cursed, "Sie bemuttern fucking bastard (You mother fucking bastard)!" If Vegeta hadn't been looking for it, he would have missed the anger that flashed in Son Kun's eyes.
Bardock stood back, looking very confused. He had been told that his son couldn't remember anything from Vegeta-sei. This new development suggested that Kakkarot was more deceptive than one would think.
In the meantime, Goku glared at Vegeta. "Who did you say I fucked?"
"Sie verdammten dreimal flutfa slutfallhammer (You thrice damned slut monkey)!" Gohan and Piccolo were just stepping out of the house. Gohan's mouth dropped open as Goku flashed Super Saiyajin and decked Vegeta in the jaw!
Bardock spoke, "Vegeta deserved that."
Gohan speaks, "I definitely agree with that…!"
Piccolo blinked. "You understood that?"
"Uhmmm… Nani?"
Vegeta sat up. "Since when," he held his jaw, carefully, "did you understand Saiyan-go?"
Goku slapped himself. "Oops… I don't?" he asked hopefully, still in Super Saiyajin form. "That was instinct?" he asked, searching for an excuse. He turned back to normal.
Bardock chuckled, "I woulda decked you too, if you called me a slut monkey."
Piccolo shook his head. This went completely against what he knew of Goku.
Gohan finally noticed Bardock. "Uhmmm… who are you?" Goku seemed happy with the change in subject.
Vegeta growled, "First I want to know how Kakkarot knows Saiyan-go."
Goku laughed nervously. "Don't know."
"Yeah fucking right! You shouldn't have even understood what I said, much less reacted like a proper Saiyajin!"
Goku mumbled under his breath, "Saiyajin? Proper? Then how do you explain the jungle run?"
The only one who understood what he said was Piccolo. Piccolo wondered about the last bit, "What do you mean by 'jungle run'?"
Goku laughed nervously, "What are you talking about?" Then he mumbled, "Hint, hint!"
Bardock snorted with laughter. This was better than seeing Vegeta whipped by a tiny ningen onna!
Piccolo snorted, also amused, "If you don't want it heard, Goku, you shouldn't say it out loud. So, what's the jungle run?"
Bardock snickered at fond memories. He snickered again when he remembered that Nameks were asexual. Piccolo was about to get an earful.
Vegeta smirked, "Do you really want to know?"
"If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked."
Vegeta took a whole half hour explaining certain Saiyajin mating practices. When he finished, Piccolo was blushing. Goku smiled and said, "Well, ChiChi sure enjoys them."
Gohan's voice cut him off, "Dad, I really don't need to hear about what you do with Mom." His face was very red.
"Huh?" Goku blinked innocently.
Bardock grinned, "Kakkarot's a unique kind of Saiyajin. He's the product of the jungle run. Wilder Kind. So was Raditz."
An uncomfortable look passed over Vegeta's features. He remembered how hard Raditz had been to restrain… Raditz had been what is often called a berserker. That both he and Kakkarot were the products of a jungle run explained a lot.
Goku rubbed the back of his head. He had no idea what was so significant about that. "Gohan and Goten too."
A nervous look crossed Vegeta's face. Kakkarot's family was definitely strange. This was NOT a normal subject for conversation.
Vegeta snorted. "I thought that I had felt some high kis the night before the Cell Games…"
Gohan groaned, and Piccolo flushed. Gohan flushed and hid his face in his hands. Goku gave him a strange look. "So," Goku said, "What have you and Videl been up to lately?"
Gohan looked up. His face was beet red. He disappeared rather suddenly. Goku scratched the back of his head.
"When," asked Vegeta, "did you teach him that little trick?"
Goku blinked innocently, "Nani?"
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Goku was forced to reveal all. In a few short hours, he went from innocent, powerful idiot, to slightly less than innocent, powerful damn- good actor. By the time that ChiChi got home (she had been out shopping), the Saiyajin were all lounging around the living room, eating comfortably. The Namek stood aside watching.
Goku glanced up at his wife when she entered the room. "Secret's out," he said.
She didn't look upset. In fact she looked kind of glad. "Good," she said. "Now you can quit acting like a kid."
Goku grimaced. "I'm not that bad… And I DON'T act like a kid… otherwise you wouldn't have any."
ChiChi blushed, "Well… I always wanted a little girl…"
Piccolo nearly facevaulted. "I don't need to hear about your plans for the night!"
The Saiyajin all laughed; Bardock laughed the loudest…, which is probably what drew ChiChi's notice. "Who is that?" she asked, only just noticing the warrior.
Goku laughed, "This is my Otousan."
"Ahem? How'd that happen?" she seemed a little shocked.
"Apparently… a jungle run."
"Hmm…" she smiled. Goku laughed nervously.
He glanced at Vegeta, "Gonna have to postpone tomorrow's sparring session."
Vegeta lifted an eyebrow and smirked. Bardock laughed, this lady was funny.
Piccolo glared around the room, "I'm leaving!"
ChiChi snickered at him. "If only we'd have known of his aversion to sex in the past…"
Bardock nearly fell out of his seat. What a funny onna! And his daughter- in-law, too…
**** Sorry to just drop it there… I didn't have anything to add… Hints and suggestions for the story are quite welcome… Sorry if you were horrified by the sex talk… so was Piccolo… *grins* Don't worry. Talk is as far as I'm going!
Thank you…
Pupetta… Yeah… I'm working on it…
Frozenflower… *^-~* Yeah… Vegeta's so whipped… tee, hee.
vulk90… I'm trying, and it's about to get worse *laughs insanely*.
Danyella Skyler Silverfire… It will get even more so…
Jen… I've only seen pictures… from what I've seen, he gets a mustache too…
Burenda… Sorry… I enjoyed your fic… he seemed kind of sad in your last chap, though…
Papa Bear… I'm trying.
JessIchi… Will… am doing.
SSJ Lunar Guard… I will be trying not to let it fizzle…
Colta… Cliffhangers are so evil…
Celtic Angel… *@_@* You liked it that much?
sakura117us… I like it too…
Disclaimer: Whadayaknow? I remembered…
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC… all that kind of stuff… Nothing naughty though… Nothing that would cause my parents to become violent should they read it… minor bad language… yadda yadda… But there's some Naughty Talk in this part. One must remember that Saiyajin don't mind talking about their sex-life…****
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Son Kun's eyes widened as he realized that this was NOT a trick mirror. "Aber…, Ihre Toten (I'm using German for Saiyan-go, this means "But… You're dead!)!" A nervous look crossed his face and was quickly replaced with a sheepish grin.
Vegeta stared in shock. "Was die face fucking Hölle (What the fucking hell)!?"
Son Kun laughed nervously, "Uhmmm… Gotta go! ChiChi's calling me!"
He put two fingers to his forehead, and Vegeta seized his arm. At the same time, Bardock grasped his other arm.
They landed outside of the Son home. Goku panicked, "Oh, shit!" He pulled away, abruptly.
Vegeta cursed, "Sie bemuttern fucking bastard (You mother fucking bastard)!" If Vegeta hadn't been looking for it, he would have missed the anger that flashed in Son Kun's eyes.
Bardock stood back, looking very confused. He had been told that his son couldn't remember anything from Vegeta-sei. This new development suggested that Kakkarot was more deceptive than one would think.
In the meantime, Goku glared at Vegeta. "Who did you say I fucked?"
"Sie verdammten dreimal flutfa slutfallhammer (You thrice damned slut monkey)!" Gohan and Piccolo were just stepping out of the house. Gohan's mouth dropped open as Goku flashed Super Saiyajin and decked Vegeta in the jaw!
Bardock spoke, "Vegeta deserved that."
Gohan speaks, "I definitely agree with that…!"
Piccolo blinked. "You understood that?"
"Uhmmm… Nani?"
Vegeta sat up. "Since when," he held his jaw, carefully, "did you understand Saiyan-go?"
Goku slapped himself. "Oops… I don't?" he asked hopefully, still in Super Saiyajin form. "That was instinct?" he asked, searching for an excuse. He turned back to normal.
Bardock chuckled, "I woulda decked you too, if you called me a slut monkey."
Piccolo shook his head. This went completely against what he knew of Goku.
Gohan finally noticed Bardock. "Uhmmm… who are you?" Goku seemed happy with the change in subject.
Vegeta growled, "First I want to know how Kakkarot knows Saiyan-go."
Goku laughed nervously. "Don't know."
"Yeah fucking right! You shouldn't have even understood what I said, much less reacted like a proper Saiyajin!"
Goku mumbled under his breath, "Saiyajin? Proper? Then how do you explain the jungle run?"
The only one who understood what he said was Piccolo. Piccolo wondered about the last bit, "What do you mean by 'jungle run'?"
Goku laughed nervously, "What are you talking about?" Then he mumbled, "Hint, hint!"
Bardock snorted with laughter. This was better than seeing Vegeta whipped by a tiny ningen onna!
Piccolo snorted, also amused, "If you don't want it heard, Goku, you shouldn't say it out loud. So, what's the jungle run?"
Bardock snickered at fond memories. He snickered again when he remembered that Nameks were asexual. Piccolo was about to get an earful.
Vegeta smirked, "Do you really want to know?"
"If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked."
Vegeta took a whole half hour explaining certain Saiyajin mating practices. When he finished, Piccolo was blushing. Goku smiled and said, "Well, ChiChi sure enjoys them."
Gohan's voice cut him off, "Dad, I really don't need to hear about what you do with Mom." His face was very red.
"Huh?" Goku blinked innocently.
Bardock grinned, "Kakkarot's a unique kind of Saiyajin. He's the product of the jungle run. Wilder Kind. So was Raditz."
An uncomfortable look passed over Vegeta's features. He remembered how hard Raditz had been to restrain… Raditz had been what is often called a berserker. That both he and Kakkarot were the products of a jungle run explained a lot.
Goku rubbed the back of his head. He had no idea what was so significant about that. "Gohan and Goten too."
A nervous look crossed Vegeta's face. Kakkarot's family was definitely strange. This was NOT a normal subject for conversation.
Vegeta snorted. "I thought that I had felt some high kis the night before the Cell Games…"
Gohan groaned, and Piccolo flushed. Gohan flushed and hid his face in his hands. Goku gave him a strange look. "So," Goku said, "What have you and Videl been up to lately?"
Gohan looked up. His face was beet red. He disappeared rather suddenly. Goku scratched the back of his head.
"When," asked Vegeta, "did you teach him that little trick?"
Goku blinked innocently, "Nani?"
*
Goku was forced to reveal all. In a few short hours, he went from innocent, powerful idiot, to slightly less than innocent, powerful damn- good actor. By the time that ChiChi got home (she had been out shopping), the Saiyajin were all lounging around the living room, eating comfortably. The Namek stood aside watching.
Goku glanced up at his wife when she entered the room. "Secret's out," he said.
She didn't look upset. In fact she looked kind of glad. "Good," she said. "Now you can quit acting like a kid."
Goku grimaced. "I'm not that bad… And I DON'T act like a kid… otherwise you wouldn't have any."
ChiChi blushed, "Well… I always wanted a little girl…"
Piccolo nearly facevaulted. "I don't need to hear about your plans for the night!"
The Saiyajin all laughed; Bardock laughed the loudest…, which is probably what drew ChiChi's notice. "Who is that?" she asked, only just noticing the warrior.
Goku laughed, "This is my Otousan."
"Ahem? How'd that happen?" she seemed a little shocked.
"Apparently… a jungle run."
"Hmm…" she smiled. Goku laughed nervously.
He glanced at Vegeta, "Gonna have to postpone tomorrow's sparring session."
Vegeta lifted an eyebrow and smirked. Bardock laughed, this lady was funny.
Piccolo glared around the room, "I'm leaving!"
ChiChi snickered at him. "If only we'd have known of his aversion to sex in the past…"
Bardock nearly fell out of his seat. What a funny onna! And his daughter- in-law, too…
**** Sorry to just drop it there… I didn't have anything to add… Hints and suggestions for the story are quite welcome… Sorry if you were horrified by the sex talk… so was Piccolo… *grins* Don't worry. Talk is as far as I'm going!