****A/N: I still haven't managed to get rid of the fairy… Writer's Block
Fairy attacked again!!! I really should ask for someone's help with that…
Hey! Bardock!!! Help me!!! What? You need Mister Toriyama-sama's
permission?… Gosh, I gotta work on that…
*waves flag around* Hey all! Sorry! Last chapter when I mentioned Vegeto, I meant Gogeta! Vegeto is a permanent fusion! I WAS WRONG! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Grrr… Flames…
hi… If you don't like it, don't read it… Yes, people, this is my first flame. I was kind of annoyed, if you're gonna flame, at least leave an id. Then we could all see just how good your stories are!!! Everything will be explained. It may be confusing at first, but I will at least make it coherent. Okay? Also, if your gonna flame me, make sure you spell everything correctly, otherwise you'll just look like an idiot. Of course, you look like one already, anyhow *snickers at spelling mistakes*.
A Very Fat Man… If you don't like it, how come you actually got to the fourth chapter in the first place? Very stupid of you to take that long to decide that you didn't like the fic…
Thank you…
Rae George… Hahaha… I hope so. If it wasn't, that'd be pretty bad on you and your friends… *^-~*
Ratha… *^-^* The senzu bean thing wasn't even my idea… My friend commented on it… and I acted on it!!! We'll get to the kid later… He's actually a character from an older story o mine… in which he was a good guy… I have him all planned out… He's definitely gonna be an oddball (kid? That strong? Must be…). *^~^*
Burenda… Well… languages have a tendency to be passed on… It's not over yet… Videl's still in shock, remember?
marilee… You know… I just managed to get a hold of the Bardock Special… (I downloaded it, and my computer couldn't handle it so all I got was sound… *grr…*) and I found out that I had a really bad characterization of Bardock… *-* He's one of the sourest characters I've ever heard… Except when he's fighting… But I still have a plausible explanation for the way he's acting! It's Post-Mortem Stress! *giggles* He will have a great time though…
Jenn… *^-^* Thanks! Videl might actually play a pretty good part in it… ChiChi too… (Scary how many ChiChi haters there are out there…!) She knows a little… Heard the term a few times… but doesn't know much of it, yet… I don't really speak enough German to make a difference in the world… Honestly… I had to look it up… But it works SO well for Saiya-go! No… I don't take German or live in Germany… although that would be interesting… *^-^* I only got to the first bit of Buu too… But I've found some interesting sources… Music videos and stuff… He looks funny enough with his hair short… add a moustache and… That's disturbing…! Yeah, You double reviewed… But that's okay… *^-^* Thanks for the pointers… Like I said, I can barely remember how to write English correctly… and that's my first language! Trunks and Goten will appear more later on… and Videl only knows a little bit… And what she knows, she isn't too sure of…
Danyella Skyler Silverfire… *wails with you* I WANT A TAIL TOO-OO! Yeah… *looks around* Me too…
Frozenflower… Goku's a bit OOC… (So's Bardock…) Yeah… Trunks and Goten are… *consults notes* 12 and 13? Gohan and Videl (disturbingly…) aren't quite together yet… but they are good friends…
Jade… I think I answered that question somewhere below… His… conception… *hint* *^-~*
JessIchi… Is it that disturbing…? Can't make promises… Saiyajin aren't very modest…
Wereryu64… hee, hee, hee… The others will appear somewhere… In some of Bardock's visions, he saw some of the others… He'll recognize some of them… *^-~*
Jeril Dragonsoul… Ahhh… you aren't the only one…
sakura117us… I love cliffies! I'll do it again if yah want… *^~^* She'll be… disturbed.
wendy… Me too… Sorry… this one was preplanned…
kyrahai… I explain… a little bit in my Recent Reviewer bit… I'll check'um out…
MiraiXenia18… "…" Look down a ways… slight explanation… *-*
Ebiris… You are CORRECT! I meant Gogeta! I just happen to like Vegeto more (he's sexier)… and I hadn't realized that it was a permanent fusion! *whacks self with keyboard* bhn (*from whacking…*
Professor Authordude… *tries -stubbornly- to figure out what you're saying* Uh-hn… Will try… *^-^*
karena… *grins hugely* That first one cracked me up too… And I'm the one who wrote it… Yup, it's your bad…
TearDrop826… Here ya go… Yeah… you're the only one who got that… I'm not even sure where I snitched the idea from… I just know that somebody else wrote 'um first…
All My Recent Reviewers… Sorry, I haven't updated for a while… I swear! It's the fairy's fault!!! Many of you were concerned with the jungle runs… That is a mating ritual (as some of you guessed…) that may be explained later… One of the characters… Maybe Videl? will ask about it…
For whoever it was that asked about Vegeto (Ebiris)… Yes, I meant Gogeta… Sorry… I just liked Vegeto better, and wanted him in the story… He's sexier than Gogeta… *sighs* I didn't realize that that was a permanent fusion… A friend of mine mentioned it AFTER I wrote the chapter *proceeds to curse in every language that she knows*
Disclaimer: Yes, sir, Mr. Toriyama, sir? I can… have it? You mean it? WHAT? YOU DON'T!? You're mean!!!
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC… all that kind of stuff… Nothing naughty though… Nothing that would cause my parents to become violent should they read it… minor bad language… yadda yadda…
Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and Bardock's visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting.****
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Bardock was mildly confused about what was wrong with the young lady… She was pale and it looked like she was about to pass out. He blinked. Was it that shocking? It was just a tail. He tilted his head, unaware, in his confusion, that he looked just like his son (Plus a scar and a tan… and a scouter, which he had turned off, because it's beeping was annoying him).
"What's wrong with my tail?" he paused, silently waiting for her answer.
"P…people don't have tails…"
He snorted and replied, "Ningen don't."
"That's what I said…" she was interrupted by the door swinging open to reveal a concerned face. Kakkarot. "Son Kun…" she squeaked, "Is this your 'tousan?"
"Hmm?" asked Kakkarot. He scratched the back of his head and grinned, "Oh, hai, that's my 'tousan. Are you all right Videl? I heard you scream…"
"Uhmmm, why does he have a tail?" she asked weakly.
"Hn…" Bardock huffed, "All Saiyajin are born with tails."
She blinked.
Kakkarot grinned hugely, "Hai, I used to have a tail… Now that I think of it… I kinda miss it. It caused a lot of trouble, but, all in all, I kinda wish I still had it…"
Bardock huffed again, "Hn, according to Vegeta, you had it permanently removed… on purpose." He shuddered to think about it… purposely having one's own tail removed…
Kakkarot continued, "Gohan had one to… I think Piccolo had to rip it off, like twice… I cut it off of him once… And there was this other time…"
Bardock shuddered. That poor kid. "Why?"
"He kept turning into an Oozaru…" Kakkarot shrugged, "What else could we do?"
Videl looked like she was gonna choke… "G-g-Gohan had a t-tail?"
"Of course," huffed Bardock. "He IS Saiyajin you know."
She laughed weakly, "I thought it was Saiyaman?"
Bardock blinked. {What the…? The kid sure had an odd sense of humor… must have got it from his mother…} "You could say that," he agreed. He turned to the door again.
Kakkarot stopped him, "Uhmmm, 'Tousan?"
"Hai, Kakkarot?"
"Whatcha come out here for in the first place?"
"Hn, fresh air. It's a bit crowded in there."
"Oh…" he thought for a moment, "Hey Videl, Gohan should be back in a while, wanna come inside?"
"Uhmm… sure…" she blinked at Bardock and glared, "You didn't tell me your name!"
"Hai, I did," Bardock lifted an eyebrow. What a strange girl… "Bardock…"
"Oh, yeah…" she smiled sheepishly.
"Actually…" Bardock said, "I think I'll stay out here a bit longer… It's a bit crowded inside… and I want to think."
Kakkarot blinked. "Hmm… Okay! C'mon inside Videl."
She paused, giving Bardock an odd look, before nodding her head and following him inside.
As they walked in, Bardock heard her ask, "What's a Saiyajin?"
At that, both of his eyebrows raised. She was friends with his family and didn't know what a Saiyajin was? That was… disturbing.
(Hey, hey! It's time to get Bardock back into character!!!)
He leaned against the wall. He knew he had not been acting like he normally did… He briefly pondered what was wrong with him. It became clear fairly quickly. Stress. All the stress of the past few weeks (his time) had suddenly dissipated, leaving him… higher than a kite.
{Damn, have I got problems…} he thought. {I suppose I could try to figure out that vision… Let's see… I was in the middle of some kind of desert… There was a chibi… attacking a golden haired man… Was he a Super Saiyajin? (He does not know about Gogeta… He just saw a Super Saiyajin… and that's all…) The boy had been laughing. What kind of chibi could laugh in the face of the kind of power that this man had displayed? The Super Saiyajin had lost!!! The child punched him through the gut and he… turned into Kakkarot and Vegeta-sama… Then, the boy had beckoned to me… "Come closer…" He was all but saying it…!} Bardock shivered… "How could a chibi do that?" {I wonder what would have happened if the dream had continued…}
Just then Bardock heard someone self-consciously clear his throat. His back jerked straight, automatically. {Nan de kuso? ("What the fuck?" Did I spell it right?)}
Gohan stared blankly at him. "How could a chibi do what?"
Bardock blinked back, "Nani?"
Gohan tilted his head to the side. "You said, 'How could a chibi do that?' Do what?"
Bardock stared at his grandson for a moment… "I said that out loud?"
Gohan nodded.
"Hn… A dream… about a golden warrior taken down by a small boy… and splitting into two entities as he fell… Two entities that I most definitely recognize…" Bardock shrugged, "Didn't go beyond that… except the boy seemed to want me to come closer… ungh…"
"Two entities? Forming a 'golden warrior'?"
Bardock nodded. How disturbing… The boy was actually taking him seriously.
"You recognized them…?" Gohan prompted.
He nodded again, "Vegeta no Ouji and Kakkarot… disturbing, ne?"
Gohan blinked… twice. "Did they tell you about that?"
Now it was Bardock's turn to blink. "Nani? Told me what?"
"About the Fusion Ha (That is definitely not the correct name for it… Anybody know the Japanese name for it?)." He tilted his head to the side. "They didn't, did they?"
Bardock didn't answer. He was searching his mind for anything resembling "Fusion Ha". Finally, he decided that, although he had heard many strange things this day, "Fusion Ha" was definitely not amongst them. He shook his head.
"Well," Gohan said quietly, "Who you saw… That was Gogeta… my father and Vegeta merged as one person… and transformed into Super Saiyajin."
Bardock was, to put it mildly, stunned. That was possible? Two people literally becoming one person without one somehow permanently absorbing the other? How bizarre…
Gohan chuckled… "You seemed so shocked that I listened… But, I suppose you should know… I've seen much stranger things in my life than someone else having visions… That is what it was, ne?"
Bardock nodded.
"Well… Tell me the whole thing. If this chibi was powerful enough to take out Gogeta, we should probably train… but it's always good to know as much as possible first…"
**** Looks like I was wrong about the cliffy and Z senshi… Oh, well… eventually… Don't let sex disturb you any more than necessary… After all… if it weren't for sex… I wouldn't be writing this fic… And you wouldn't be reading it…
*waves flag around* Hey all! Sorry! Last chapter when I mentioned Vegeto, I meant Gogeta! Vegeto is a permanent fusion! I WAS WRONG! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Grrr… Flames…
hi… If you don't like it, don't read it… Yes, people, this is my first flame. I was kind of annoyed, if you're gonna flame, at least leave an id. Then we could all see just how good your stories are!!! Everything will be explained. It may be confusing at first, but I will at least make it coherent. Okay? Also, if your gonna flame me, make sure you spell everything correctly, otherwise you'll just look like an idiot. Of course, you look like one already, anyhow *snickers at spelling mistakes*.
A Very Fat Man… If you don't like it, how come you actually got to the fourth chapter in the first place? Very stupid of you to take that long to decide that you didn't like the fic…
Thank you…
Rae George… Hahaha… I hope so. If it wasn't, that'd be pretty bad on you and your friends… *^-~*
Ratha… *^-^* The senzu bean thing wasn't even my idea… My friend commented on it… and I acted on it!!! We'll get to the kid later… He's actually a character from an older story o mine… in which he was a good guy… I have him all planned out… He's definitely gonna be an oddball (kid? That strong? Must be…). *^~^*
Burenda… Well… languages have a tendency to be passed on… It's not over yet… Videl's still in shock, remember?
marilee… You know… I just managed to get a hold of the Bardock Special… (I downloaded it, and my computer couldn't handle it so all I got was sound… *grr…*) and I found out that I had a really bad characterization of Bardock… *-* He's one of the sourest characters I've ever heard… Except when he's fighting… But I still have a plausible explanation for the way he's acting! It's Post-Mortem Stress! *giggles* He will have a great time though…
Jenn… *^-^* Thanks! Videl might actually play a pretty good part in it… ChiChi too… (Scary how many ChiChi haters there are out there…!) She knows a little… Heard the term a few times… but doesn't know much of it, yet… I don't really speak enough German to make a difference in the world… Honestly… I had to look it up… But it works SO well for Saiya-go! No… I don't take German or live in Germany… although that would be interesting… *^-^* I only got to the first bit of Buu too… But I've found some interesting sources… Music videos and stuff… He looks funny enough with his hair short… add a moustache and… That's disturbing…! Yeah, You double reviewed… But that's okay… *^-^* Thanks for the pointers… Like I said, I can barely remember how to write English correctly… and that's my first language! Trunks and Goten will appear more later on… and Videl only knows a little bit… And what she knows, she isn't too sure of…
Danyella Skyler Silverfire… *wails with you* I WANT A TAIL TOO-OO! Yeah… *looks around* Me too…
Frozenflower… Goku's a bit OOC… (So's Bardock…) Yeah… Trunks and Goten are… *consults notes* 12 and 13? Gohan and Videl (disturbingly…) aren't quite together yet… but they are good friends…
Jade… I think I answered that question somewhere below… His… conception… *hint* *^-~*
JessIchi… Is it that disturbing…? Can't make promises… Saiyajin aren't very modest…
Wereryu64… hee, hee, hee… The others will appear somewhere… In some of Bardock's visions, he saw some of the others… He'll recognize some of them… *^-~*
Jeril Dragonsoul… Ahhh… you aren't the only one…
sakura117us… I love cliffies! I'll do it again if yah want… *^~^* She'll be… disturbed.
wendy… Me too… Sorry… this one was preplanned…
kyrahai… I explain… a little bit in my Recent Reviewer bit… I'll check'um out…
MiraiXenia18… "…" Look down a ways… slight explanation… *-*
Ebiris… You are CORRECT! I meant Gogeta! I just happen to like Vegeto more (he's sexier)… and I hadn't realized that it was a permanent fusion! *whacks self with keyboard* bhn (*from whacking…*
Professor Authordude… *tries -stubbornly- to figure out what you're saying* Uh-hn… Will try… *^-^*
karena… *grins hugely* That first one cracked me up too… And I'm the one who wrote it… Yup, it's your bad…
TearDrop826… Here ya go… Yeah… you're the only one who got that… I'm not even sure where I snitched the idea from… I just know that somebody else wrote 'um first…
All My Recent Reviewers… Sorry, I haven't updated for a while… I swear! It's the fairy's fault!!! Many of you were concerned with the jungle runs… That is a mating ritual (as some of you guessed…) that may be explained later… One of the characters… Maybe Videl? will ask about it…
For whoever it was that asked about Vegeto (Ebiris)… Yes, I meant Gogeta… Sorry… I just liked Vegeto better, and wanted him in the story… He's sexier than Gogeta… *sighs* I didn't realize that that was a permanent fusion… A friend of mine mentioned it AFTER I wrote the chapter *proceeds to curse in every language that she knows*
Disclaimer: Yes, sir, Mr. Toriyama, sir? I can… have it? You mean it? WHAT? YOU DON'T!? You're mean!!!
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC… all that kind of stuff… Nothing naughty though… Nothing that would cause my parents to become violent should they read it… minor bad language… yadda yadda…
Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and Bardock's visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting.****
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Bardock was mildly confused about what was wrong with the young lady… She was pale and it looked like she was about to pass out. He blinked. Was it that shocking? It was just a tail. He tilted his head, unaware, in his confusion, that he looked just like his son (Plus a scar and a tan… and a scouter, which he had turned off, because it's beeping was annoying him).
"What's wrong with my tail?" he paused, silently waiting for her answer.
"P…people don't have tails…"
He snorted and replied, "Ningen don't."
"That's what I said…" she was interrupted by the door swinging open to reveal a concerned face. Kakkarot. "Son Kun…" she squeaked, "Is this your 'tousan?"
"Hmm?" asked Kakkarot. He scratched the back of his head and grinned, "Oh, hai, that's my 'tousan. Are you all right Videl? I heard you scream…"
"Uhmmm, why does he have a tail?" she asked weakly.
"Hn…" Bardock huffed, "All Saiyajin are born with tails."
She blinked.
Kakkarot grinned hugely, "Hai, I used to have a tail… Now that I think of it… I kinda miss it. It caused a lot of trouble, but, all in all, I kinda wish I still had it…"
Bardock huffed again, "Hn, according to Vegeta, you had it permanently removed… on purpose." He shuddered to think about it… purposely having one's own tail removed…
Kakkarot continued, "Gohan had one to… I think Piccolo had to rip it off, like twice… I cut it off of him once… And there was this other time…"
Bardock shuddered. That poor kid. "Why?"
"He kept turning into an Oozaru…" Kakkarot shrugged, "What else could we do?"
Videl looked like she was gonna choke… "G-g-Gohan had a t-tail?"
"Of course," huffed Bardock. "He IS Saiyajin you know."
She laughed weakly, "I thought it was Saiyaman?"
Bardock blinked. {What the…? The kid sure had an odd sense of humor… must have got it from his mother…} "You could say that," he agreed. He turned to the door again.
Kakkarot stopped him, "Uhmmm, 'Tousan?"
"Hai, Kakkarot?"
"Whatcha come out here for in the first place?"
"Hn, fresh air. It's a bit crowded in there."
"Oh…" he thought for a moment, "Hey Videl, Gohan should be back in a while, wanna come inside?"
"Uhmm… sure…" she blinked at Bardock and glared, "You didn't tell me your name!"
"Hai, I did," Bardock lifted an eyebrow. What a strange girl… "Bardock…"
"Oh, yeah…" she smiled sheepishly.
"Actually…" Bardock said, "I think I'll stay out here a bit longer… It's a bit crowded inside… and I want to think."
Kakkarot blinked. "Hmm… Okay! C'mon inside Videl."
She paused, giving Bardock an odd look, before nodding her head and following him inside.
As they walked in, Bardock heard her ask, "What's a Saiyajin?"
At that, both of his eyebrows raised. She was friends with his family and didn't know what a Saiyajin was? That was… disturbing.
(Hey, hey! It's time to get Bardock back into character!!!)
He leaned against the wall. He knew he had not been acting like he normally did… He briefly pondered what was wrong with him. It became clear fairly quickly. Stress. All the stress of the past few weeks (his time) had suddenly dissipated, leaving him… higher than a kite.
{Damn, have I got problems…} he thought. {I suppose I could try to figure out that vision… Let's see… I was in the middle of some kind of desert… There was a chibi… attacking a golden haired man… Was he a Super Saiyajin? (He does not know about Gogeta… He just saw a Super Saiyajin… and that's all…) The boy had been laughing. What kind of chibi could laugh in the face of the kind of power that this man had displayed? The Super Saiyajin had lost!!! The child punched him through the gut and he… turned into Kakkarot and Vegeta-sama… Then, the boy had beckoned to me… "Come closer…" He was all but saying it…!} Bardock shivered… "How could a chibi do that?" {I wonder what would have happened if the dream had continued…}
Just then Bardock heard someone self-consciously clear his throat. His back jerked straight, automatically. {Nan de kuso? ("What the fuck?" Did I spell it right?)}
Gohan stared blankly at him. "How could a chibi do what?"
Bardock blinked back, "Nani?"
Gohan tilted his head to the side. "You said, 'How could a chibi do that?' Do what?"
Bardock stared at his grandson for a moment… "I said that out loud?"
Gohan nodded.
"Hn… A dream… about a golden warrior taken down by a small boy… and splitting into two entities as he fell… Two entities that I most definitely recognize…" Bardock shrugged, "Didn't go beyond that… except the boy seemed to want me to come closer… ungh…"
"Two entities? Forming a 'golden warrior'?"
Bardock nodded. How disturbing… The boy was actually taking him seriously.
"You recognized them…?" Gohan prompted.
He nodded again, "Vegeta no Ouji and Kakkarot… disturbing, ne?"
Gohan blinked… twice. "Did they tell you about that?"
Now it was Bardock's turn to blink. "Nani? Told me what?"
"About the Fusion Ha (That is definitely not the correct name for it… Anybody know the Japanese name for it?)." He tilted his head to the side. "They didn't, did they?"
Bardock didn't answer. He was searching his mind for anything resembling "Fusion Ha". Finally, he decided that, although he had heard many strange things this day, "Fusion Ha" was definitely not amongst them. He shook his head.
"Well," Gohan said quietly, "Who you saw… That was Gogeta… my father and Vegeta merged as one person… and transformed into Super Saiyajin."
Bardock was, to put it mildly, stunned. That was possible? Two people literally becoming one person without one somehow permanently absorbing the other? How bizarre…
Gohan chuckled… "You seemed so shocked that I listened… But, I suppose you should know… I've seen much stranger things in my life than someone else having visions… That is what it was, ne?"
Bardock nodded.
"Well… Tell me the whole thing. If this chibi was powerful enough to take out Gogeta, we should probably train… but it's always good to know as much as possible first…"
**** Looks like I was wrong about the cliffy and Z senshi… Oh, well… eventually… Don't let sex disturb you any more than necessary… After all… if it weren't for sex… I wouldn't be writing this fic… And you wouldn't be reading it…