****A/N: You gotta admit. he does look like a troll. * XD *
Thank yous-
Burenda. Yes! It's the buggy-ness! Congrats. You're reviewer # 50! And as a prize. a virtual Chibi Max doll! You can huggle him all you want and he won't complain (unlike the real one.)! Yes, Max and I have strange tastes. Tell me if you think of any other Earth-Yummies that he should get a chance to drool over.
~*Crystal Lily*~. Yup. Max is the villain. He's the cutest cuddle deprived (all powerful) chibi alive!
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC. all that kind of stuff. minor bad language. yadda yadda. Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and Bardock's visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting. A computer's voice will be between these, " ' ' ". A change of POV will be "*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*". Scene changes will be "*". Okay? ****
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The fateful day had arrived. The gaki's ki had been detected at a distance, and was now only an hour or so from landing on Chikyuu-sei. Bardock did not want to see what he knew he was about to. He sighed and stretched his back. He hadn't worn armor in such a long time. it felt rather chaffing at the moment. He had coerced Bulma into making armor that looked just like what he'd been wearing when Vegeta-sei blew up. At present, his outfit matched exactly what he had been wearing at that time.
He wore a determined look that was well matched by the others who were there waiting. Kakkarot, who wore his usual orange monstrosity, had a look on his face that would have suited a proper Saiyajin just fine. Gohan wore an expression that nearly matched his father's, except that it was tinged with worry. Vegeta-sama's expression was tinged with battle lust. Goten and Trunks each wore expressions that matched those of their respective fathers.
Bardock couldn't help but feel that they didn't realize just how out- matched they were. All he knew for certain was that they all were landed in the middle of a pile of shit. It was ironic. He would have never thought that anyone could melt his heart. yet his son and his grandchildren had. Even his newborn great- granddaughter had wormed her way into his heart. Now it seemed that he was about to lose all that he had just gained. His visions hadn't shown it, but he knew that he was going to die this day.
"Hn." Bardock snorted. {So this is the price of getting sentimental.}
He, as well as the others, kicked back, waiting for the gaki's arrival.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
{Almost there. Only ten more minutes.} Max leaned back. This was going rather well. They all gathered together, waiting for their slaughter. It would have been amusing. but.
He felt out their kis. That. was odd. They were weaker earlier. That meant that they could drop and raise their ki on demand. That also meant that they were much stronger than Max had guessed at first.
He grinned happily. At least he wouldn't be sending the defenseless to their graves.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The small ship landed near the deserted area where they waited. Bardock watched warily as the pod opened revealing. a singularly fluffy looking little boy. He blinked at them curiously as he swung out of, then onto the top of his ship.
Kakkarot was the first to speak. "What do you want?"
The chibi blinked again, "It's not what I want. It's what His Eminence wants. And that. is quite simple. He wants your destruction."
Vegeta-sama blinked. Hearing such a proclamation from a child was ridiculous. but not to be ruled out. He had seen stranger things in his day.
Trunks and Goten appeared to be confused. This boy was younger, and much smaller, than them. Kakkarot spoke again, "Why?" It was such a simple question.
The boy tilted his head to the side, "I don't know. I guess he thinks you are a threat to him. He is irrational in his paranoia. but I can't do anything about that. I only work for the crazy bastard."
Bardock groaned quietly to himself. They were about to be killed by a gaki who didn't even know why he was killing them. Vegeta-sama heard him and gave him a knowing look. It said, "See? This is what I've had to deal with, with your son."
He almost chuckled at that look, but the reality of the situation re-dawned upon him. They were all dead. or soon would be.
"Well." said Kakkarot, "you're going to fight us. I don't think you know what you're getting into."
The gaki grinned, "It's been a while since I've had a decent fight."
Kakkarot stepped closer to the boy. "Guess I'm up first." He grinned and went Super.
The boy stared for a minute and then grinned back, "Neato!"
He seemed to. disappear. He reappeared right behind Kakkarot, who disappeared right as a blow was nearly landed on the back of his neck. The boy almost danced in place with delight. and narrowly avoided getting hit with a high-powered blast from his left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Max was delighted. He had never fought someone so strong before. This was going to be fun. (Actually, he had, but he had decided to forget about that particular incident.)
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The fight wore on. Max quickly gained an advantage, but he did not want to kill his playmate so quickly. It had been a long time since he had last had so much fun fighting.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Goku stood back. How could this chibi be so strong? He stood quietly for a moment, and then, with a yell, ascended to SSJ3.
He was already a bit worn, and, although he didn't want to admit it, he was getting tired already.
He didn't want the gaki to have enough time to assess this new development, so he attacked immediately. His attacks were avoided with disturbing ease.
He suddenly found himself thrown back by a powerful, yet simple, ki-blast.
Vegeta powered up to SSJ2 and attempted to blast the boy from the side. The blasts had absolutely no effect, so Vegeta went for a physical attack. The child didn't even spare him a glance.
Vegeta got right up to him before he even moved. He turned gracefully and knocked Vegeta back with his tail.
Vegeta heard Bardock yelling in the background. "Fuse! Kami damn you! Fuse!" A moment after the last word came, a large blast hit the gaki square in the back.
The chibi looked pissed.
He powered up a blast that Vegeta knew Bardock couldn't handle and tossed it toward him. They all felt Bardock's ki wink out along with an agonized scream.
Goku powered down and yelled to Vegeta, "He's right! We have to fuse!"
Gohan threw a powerful blast to distract the gaki. but it had less effect than Vegeta's had had earlier. Goten and Trunks also tried to distract him, but they, also, were unable to affect him.
The boy watched as Goku and Vegeta did the fusion dance, and wondered whether or not to laugh. He was certain that if he did, he'd pee his pants.
They were surrounded by a green glow and then. there was only one of them.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Max wasn't really sure what to think of that. This new man looked just like a mixture of the other two. Max touched his ki and his eyes widened. {So powerful. alright. at least I understand why I'm here now. These guys COULD become a problem.}
He attacked. He didn't have much choice. If he didn't pay attention, this guy could seriously injure him. He was delighted though, and found himself laughing as he dodged the strange man's fists.
It soon became rather obvious who was winning. Max was. He grinned malevolently as he passed on the finishing blow. His fist went straight through the other's body. He fell to the ground and split back into the to entities that he was made up from. They lay at Max's feet gasping for breath, dying.
Max looked up to see a figure standing on the ridge.
Strange. He had thought that he killed that man earlier. The man who had thrown that blast at his back. How could he be up and standing? His ki hadn't been strong enough to survive that attack. Max grinned and beckoned the man closer with his bloody right hand.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Gohan moaned as he watched the two surviving Saiyajin fall to the ground. They were going to die. Again. Gohan turned to Goten and Trunks just in time to miss Bardock standing. He handed them each a senzu bean.
"I'm gonna try to get him away from our dads, okay? Then you two give them these. On second thought. Here, take two more. just in case."
He turned to see an amazing sight. Bardock, risen from his grave and attacking the little demon. He ascended to SSJ2 and flew in to help his grandfather.
**** Heh! Now was that evil enough for you?
Chibi Vegeta- *thinks about it* Yeah. But you killed me!!!
No I didn't. I said that you and Goku were dying. not dead. And Gohan's sending Trunks and Goten to give you senzu beans! I'll get even worse next chappy. *grins evilly*
Chibi Vegeta- *shudders*
Thank yous-
Burenda. Yes! It's the buggy-ness! Congrats. You're reviewer # 50! And as a prize. a virtual Chibi Max doll! You can huggle him all you want and he won't complain (unlike the real one.)! Yes, Max and I have strange tastes. Tell me if you think of any other Earth-Yummies that he should get a chance to drool over.
~*Crystal Lily*~. Yup. Max is the villain. He's the cutest cuddle deprived (all powerful) chibi alive!
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC. all that kind of stuff. minor bad language. yadda yadda. Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and Bardock's visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting. A computer's voice will be between these, " ' ' ". A change of POV will be "*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*". Scene changes will be "*". Okay? ****
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The fateful day had arrived. The gaki's ki had been detected at a distance, and was now only an hour or so from landing on Chikyuu-sei. Bardock did not want to see what he knew he was about to. He sighed and stretched his back. He hadn't worn armor in such a long time. it felt rather chaffing at the moment. He had coerced Bulma into making armor that looked just like what he'd been wearing when Vegeta-sei blew up. At present, his outfit matched exactly what he had been wearing at that time.
He wore a determined look that was well matched by the others who were there waiting. Kakkarot, who wore his usual orange monstrosity, had a look on his face that would have suited a proper Saiyajin just fine. Gohan wore an expression that nearly matched his father's, except that it was tinged with worry. Vegeta-sama's expression was tinged with battle lust. Goten and Trunks each wore expressions that matched those of their respective fathers.
Bardock couldn't help but feel that they didn't realize just how out- matched they were. All he knew for certain was that they all were landed in the middle of a pile of shit. It was ironic. He would have never thought that anyone could melt his heart. yet his son and his grandchildren had. Even his newborn great- granddaughter had wormed her way into his heart. Now it seemed that he was about to lose all that he had just gained. His visions hadn't shown it, but he knew that he was going to die this day.
"Hn." Bardock snorted. {So this is the price of getting sentimental.}
He, as well as the others, kicked back, waiting for the gaki's arrival.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
{Almost there. Only ten more minutes.} Max leaned back. This was going rather well. They all gathered together, waiting for their slaughter. It would have been amusing. but.
He felt out their kis. That. was odd. They were weaker earlier. That meant that they could drop and raise their ki on demand. That also meant that they were much stronger than Max had guessed at first.
He grinned happily. At least he wouldn't be sending the defenseless to their graves.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The small ship landed near the deserted area where they waited. Bardock watched warily as the pod opened revealing. a singularly fluffy looking little boy. He blinked at them curiously as he swung out of, then onto the top of his ship.
Kakkarot was the first to speak. "What do you want?"
The chibi blinked again, "It's not what I want. It's what His Eminence wants. And that. is quite simple. He wants your destruction."
Vegeta-sama blinked. Hearing such a proclamation from a child was ridiculous. but not to be ruled out. He had seen stranger things in his day.
Trunks and Goten appeared to be confused. This boy was younger, and much smaller, than them. Kakkarot spoke again, "Why?" It was such a simple question.
The boy tilted his head to the side, "I don't know. I guess he thinks you are a threat to him. He is irrational in his paranoia. but I can't do anything about that. I only work for the crazy bastard."
Bardock groaned quietly to himself. They were about to be killed by a gaki who didn't even know why he was killing them. Vegeta-sama heard him and gave him a knowing look. It said, "See? This is what I've had to deal with, with your son."
He almost chuckled at that look, but the reality of the situation re-dawned upon him. They were all dead. or soon would be.
"Well." said Kakkarot, "you're going to fight us. I don't think you know what you're getting into."
The gaki grinned, "It's been a while since I've had a decent fight."
Kakkarot stepped closer to the boy. "Guess I'm up first." He grinned and went Super.
The boy stared for a minute and then grinned back, "Neato!"
He seemed to. disappear. He reappeared right behind Kakkarot, who disappeared right as a blow was nearly landed on the back of his neck. The boy almost danced in place with delight. and narrowly avoided getting hit with a high-powered blast from his left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Max was delighted. He had never fought someone so strong before. This was going to be fun. (Actually, he had, but he had decided to forget about that particular incident.)
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The fight wore on. Max quickly gained an advantage, but he did not want to kill his playmate so quickly. It had been a long time since he had last had so much fun fighting.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Goku stood back. How could this chibi be so strong? He stood quietly for a moment, and then, with a yell, ascended to SSJ3.
He was already a bit worn, and, although he didn't want to admit it, he was getting tired already.
He didn't want the gaki to have enough time to assess this new development, so he attacked immediately. His attacks were avoided with disturbing ease.
He suddenly found himself thrown back by a powerful, yet simple, ki-blast.
Vegeta powered up to SSJ2 and attempted to blast the boy from the side. The blasts had absolutely no effect, so Vegeta went for a physical attack. The child didn't even spare him a glance.
Vegeta got right up to him before he even moved. He turned gracefully and knocked Vegeta back with his tail.
Vegeta heard Bardock yelling in the background. "Fuse! Kami damn you! Fuse!" A moment after the last word came, a large blast hit the gaki square in the back.
The chibi looked pissed.
He powered up a blast that Vegeta knew Bardock couldn't handle and tossed it toward him. They all felt Bardock's ki wink out along with an agonized scream.
Goku powered down and yelled to Vegeta, "He's right! We have to fuse!"
Gohan threw a powerful blast to distract the gaki. but it had less effect than Vegeta's had had earlier. Goten and Trunks also tried to distract him, but they, also, were unable to affect him.
The boy watched as Goku and Vegeta did the fusion dance, and wondered whether or not to laugh. He was certain that if he did, he'd pee his pants.
They were surrounded by a green glow and then. there was only one of them.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Max wasn't really sure what to think of that. This new man looked just like a mixture of the other two. Max touched his ki and his eyes widened. {So powerful. alright. at least I understand why I'm here now. These guys COULD become a problem.}
He attacked. He didn't have much choice. If he didn't pay attention, this guy could seriously injure him. He was delighted though, and found himself laughing as he dodged the strange man's fists.
It soon became rather obvious who was winning. Max was. He grinned malevolently as he passed on the finishing blow. His fist went straight through the other's body. He fell to the ground and split back into the to entities that he was made up from. They lay at Max's feet gasping for breath, dying.
Max looked up to see a figure standing on the ridge.
Strange. He had thought that he killed that man earlier. The man who had thrown that blast at his back. How could he be up and standing? His ki hadn't been strong enough to survive that attack. Max grinned and beckoned the man closer with his bloody right hand.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Gohan moaned as he watched the two surviving Saiyajin fall to the ground. They were going to die. Again. Gohan turned to Goten and Trunks just in time to miss Bardock standing. He handed them each a senzu bean.
"I'm gonna try to get him away from our dads, okay? Then you two give them these. On second thought. Here, take two more. just in case."
He turned to see an amazing sight. Bardock, risen from his grave and attacking the little demon. He ascended to SSJ2 and flew in to help his grandfather.
**** Heh! Now was that evil enough for you?
Chibi Vegeta- *thinks about it* Yeah. But you killed me!!!
No I didn't. I said that you and Goku were dying. not dead. And Gohan's sending Trunks and Goten to give you senzu beans! I'll get even worse next chappy. *grins evilly*
Chibi Vegeta- *shudders*