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Clue Ch 5

~~Back in Takeuchi-sama's house~~

After explaining the situation to Luna, the guys finally arrived at Takeuchi-sama's house.

"We're ba~ack!" Mamoru entered with Luna on his hands, followed by the girls. Upon entering the house, the girls stopped dead on their tracks, watching wide-eyed at the scene before them. Mamoru however, didn't seem phased by it.

In the middle of the room, Michiru sat on a chair with Hotaru on her lap while Haruka sat away from her, just…talking to Michiru.

"Umm…did we miss something?" Minako blinked.

"I don't know…by this time Michiru and Haruka are usually all over each other." Rei stared at them.

"Did you two have a fight Michiru?" Usagi asked her.

Michiru looked at her questioningly before smiling. "I'm sorry, but my name is Michelle." She smiled again.

"Haruka, why's Michiru like that? And why aren't you making out with her?" Makoto scratched her head.

"What the hell did you just say?!?! My name is Amara, A-M-A-R-A! And she's my cousin Michelle!" Haruka, or rather Amara cursed under her breath.

"Cousins? Now this is getting weird." Minako blinked while Rei turned to Hotaru.

"And now who might you be? Nancy?" She looked at the younger girl.

"Umm…I'm Hotaru, and why are you so angry Raye?" Hotaru cowered behind Michelle.

"Raye?" Ami blinked.

"Ok, can somebody explain this to me? Naru, Umino, Motoki?" Usagi turned to them. From behind her, the teens ignored her until she stood in front of them. "Guys, I'm talking to you!"

"Oh, I'm sorry Sere~ena, but we're Molly, Melvin, and Andrew, remember?" Molly said in a strange Brooklyn accent.

"What's wrong with you Serena? Are you feeling ok?" Luna asked Usagi with a horrible British accent.

"Yeah Meet Ball Head, did you just hit your head with another light post?" Mamoru smirked.

"Ma-Mamo-chan?" Usagi was ready to let the water works start.

"You did hit your head harder this time. I'm Darien remember?" Darien looked concerned at her.

"Ok, something's going on and we have to figure out what!" Ami said.

"That's why we have to keep looking for 'Blues Clues'" Steve said from behind them, but before they could turn around, the girls heard some struggling.

"Steve?" Andrew frowned not finding the other guy.

"Nope, Steve went to College." A tall, dark haired guy with the most retarded look on his face and red shirt stood looking out the window. By his feet stood a large brown box that moved every once in a while, and on one side it had stamped 'To College, one way trip'.

"And who might you be?" Ami looked at him skeptically.

"I'm Steve's brother, Joe!" He smiled stupidly. "I've come to take Steve's jo- I mean, I came to take care of everything while Steve's away to college. I hope you don't mind." He once again smiled and looked at an empty space in the wall.

"Well, he's his brother alright." Minako murmured.

"What's that on the box?" Makoto blinked.

"Umm…nothing." Joe tried to slide the brown box under the table but it was too heavy.

"No, no wait, it's a clue!" Melvin yelled girlishly, scaring the shit out of the Assistant who was besides him.

"Huh?" All turned to see that indeed over the box was the now black paw print with claws on it.

"Err, no wait!" But Joe was too late. The girls practically threw themselves at the box, tearing it apart. Instantly, Steve shot out of it breathing heavily and glaring daggers at Joe.

"Steve!!!" All screamed together. Steve turned to them, and flashed a smile before growling at Joe.

"When I tell you, 'here, draw it for me' I don't mean here, take my job too, now do I?!?! When I said 'here, sit on my Thinking Chair, I didn't say, here rob my goddamned job now did I?!?!?!" And before anyone could say anything, Steve took Joe, folding him like a professional wrestler and stuffed him into the little brown box. Taking out his note book, he took the crayon and wrote on the surface 'TO SIBERIA. DO NOT RETURN' and sealed it with tape.

"Now, you know what time it is, right?" He smiled evilly and looked at the empty window.

"Mail Time!!!" All –except the Assistant- yelled.

In that instant, music could be heard while Steve moved in front of the window.

Here's the mail
It never fails
It makes me want to wag my tail
And when it comes it makes me wail
MAIL!!!

At all this, Luna had been behind Steve all the way of the song, making the same mannerisms that Steve did.

After the song a mailbox with eyes entered from the window.

"A mailbox?" Usagi raised her eyebrow.

"Well, we do have a talking cat you know." Rei shrugged.

"Hey Steve! You know, I don't have any mail for you today." The mailbox seemed confused.

"Don't worry Mailbox, I've got something for you today." He patted the brown box.

"Oh great!" Mailbox opened his mouth while Steve crammed the box, kicking it and shoving it trying to make it fit.

"There you go. Oh, and Mailbox, tell them that is nothing important and to put it on extra cheap cargo, ok?" Steve smiled.

"Sure thing Steve." And with that the Mailbox disappeared out the window.

"Now, where were we?" Steve scratched his head.

"A clue, A clue!" The girls yelled pointing to the paw print that strangely lay on the ground.

"Wow, neat." Steve picked the black cat's paw print that was attached to a black hair. "Well, you know what to do right? We need our handy dandy-"

"Notebook!!!"

"Right, notebook." Steve once again reached into his pocket to extract his notebook. "Lets see, we draw a line like this…and we have a black hair…and we have our second clue. Now, what would…what was her name again?" Steve turned to the black cat.

"For all we know, now it could be Fifi." Makoto said tiredly.

"I'm Luna, and what's wrong with all of you anyway Lita?" Luna said again with that annoying British accent.

"Lita?" Makoto blinked.

"Now that's a stupid name!" Rei laughed.

"Well, look who's taking Raye!" Makoto mocked.

"Anyway, what can Luna want with a lady's shoe –to the rest's amazement, the small drawing jumped and floated over Steve's head- and a black hair?" –The same thing happened to the second drawing while he 'seemed' to be thinking about it and looking at the empty wall. "Yeah, that might be it, but I think we should look for the other clue." Steve looked at them. "Err…did anyone see where Luna go?"

"Gods!" Darien rolled his eyes. "Now we've got to get a leash for the cat too." He sighed and turned around. Usagi watched from where Steve was looking under the table trying to find Luna and back to Darien who looked bored.

"C'mon girls, lets go find more clues." Darien smirked.

"Sure!" Minako squealed.

"Now, where should we start our search?" Rei asked.

"I know!" Steve smiled widely. "I'm gonna take you to where no human has ever gone before!" He stated while the girls blinked confusedly. "C'mon girls, to the Library!" He yelled triumphaly.

-.-;;; "Umm…Steve, I go to the library almost every day." Ami sweat dropped.

"Well," Melvin butted in "that's because you're not human. You must be an alien of some kind." He said childishly.

"In case you didn't know, we're all aliens." Makoto rolled her eyes.

"You are?" Andrew's eyes widened.

"By the stars, we have to find Takeuchi-sama before's to late!" Usagi said dragging Darien to the library of the house.





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Fire Dragon "Well, what do you think? As you can see, I detest Joe! So I sent him for a little trip. –smiles as she puts several stamps over the brown box.- there you go Mailbox –hands package to mailbox- anyway, I'm almost done with this. Can you guess who's the kidnapper? Well, until then, Ja ne.







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