Clue Ch 6
~Once in the house's study, everybody stood in front of Takeuchi-sama's big mahogany desk.~
"We should try to find something in here." Minako looked at the large assortment of books.
"Well, we have a new clue neo, why not see how it fits on the puzzle?" Hotaru asked timidly.
"0.o? What? Do you want Luna to smell it too?" Steve tilted his head to one side.
"No, but we can still inspect it." Amara snorted.
"Well, at least we know that her personality's the same." Rei whispered, making the inners snicker.
"Ok Luna, what can you tell us about this hair?" Steve lowered it so she could see it better.
"That.it's black?" Luna said unsure.
"Precisely!" The Assistant said snapping his fingers, making everyone turn to see him.
"Excuse me?" Molly said with her new nasal voice.
"It's clear now," The Assistant grinned. "This means that whoever the kidnapper is, his hair is black!" He finished making a pose.
Instantly, everybody tuned to see suspiciously at Jeeves, Hotaru, Rei, and Darien.
"Well," Steve took his notebook and scribbled something on it, "that narrows it to four suspects." He nodded to himself.
"Hey, woah, woah, you don't exactly mean that we am the kidnappers, right?" Darien looked pleadingly at them.
"I can't believe this!" Rei threw her hands in the air exasperated.
"Wait." Steve said getting everybody's attention. "We still have to get the last clue." He said, once again taking to the empty wall.
"Yeah, that would be the wisest idea." Jeeves said nervously.
"Ok, has anyone seen where Luna went?" Steve looked everywhere before turning back to the wall and pointing to one side of the room and nodding. "That way? Ok, good." He said before walking away, making exaggerated walking movements.
Everybody blinked several times before walking after him, not before looking strangely at the wall.
"Lets see." Steve looked around the many books that were on the bookshelves. "there must be something here." He said while lifting some papers from the tables while the others kept looking around. "Where could that last clue be?" He scratched his head while walking exaggeratedly around the house. "I know it has to be here."
"And how do you know?" Setsuna asked skeptically.
"Well," Steve looked at his watch, "because it's almost been half an hour, so the show is going to end." He said matter of factly.
o.0?
"Wait!" Jeeves pointed at the dark mahogany desk.
"It's a clue!" All yelled while surrounding the desk.
"A clue? Where?" Steve appeared in front of them, obviously ignoring the black claw print.
Rolling his eyes, Darien took Steve from his shoulders and turned him around so he was in front of the clue and pointed it. "There." He said letting Steve go.
"Oh, right, man you're good. Are you sure that this is the first time that you play 'Blu-' err.I mean 'Luna's Clues'?" He asked.
"Let's see." Ami lifted the papers that were attached to the paw print. "Oh my Kami!" Her eyes widened as big as saucers.
"What happened?" The rest crowded behind her.
"I-It's a contract with a dubbing house for the episodes on the U.S.!" Ami exclaimed.
"What are those papers doing there?" Jeeves frowned.
"I've been looking for those everywhere!" The assistant dove forwards taking them from Ami's grasp before Jeeves could touch them.
"Hey! Mrs. Takeuchi had those closed on the safe!" Jeeves crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well, I was supposed to take care of them for Mrs. Takeuchi." The Assistant snarled at Jeeves.
Both men stared at each other until Steve's cheerily voice exclaimed. "And we have a contract!" He said showing his drawing on the notebook, seals and all.
"Fine, now we find more clues." Trista said.
"No, we already have all three clues now." Steve told her.
"But-"
"No! We have all three clues!" Steve said between clenched teeth.
"Fine, fine." She mumbled.
"Hey, wait! We have all three clues!" Steve said as if he just realized it. "You know what to do right?" Steve looked at them.
"Umm.mail time?" The Assistant asked.
"No, it's time to sit in our-"
"THINKING CHAIR!!!"
"Right, Thinking Chair." Steve said walking towards the living room. Once all stood in front of the lazy boy, Steve took out his Notebook. "Now, lets think." He said making the strange drawings jump from the pages again. "Well, maybe.Luna wants to get the hair.wrap it around the contract.and stuff it in the shoe and send it in the mail!" Steve yelled exited.
o.0 -.-;;; All blinked at the stupidity that had just came out of his mouth.
"Or maybe.she wants to eat the hair to make it into a fur ball!" He yelled again.
"Yeah, and we'll stuff it down your throat and let you choke on it." Amara snapped.
"This hair just doesn't add up." All turned to see Ami.
"Why do you say that?" The Assistant asked.
"Well, we have a shoe, and the contract, that they are obviously Takeuchi- sama's.but the hair has to be the kidnapper's." She exclaimed, making everyone turn to the previously accused.
"Ok, you have to give us the right alibi now if you don't want to be suspects anymore." Michiru said as all turned to stare at Rei.
"Fine, I was staring at the electric stove!" She yelled. "But that's because of those brownies Makoto gave me!" She defended herself.
"Brownies?" Minako blinked.
"Special brownies." Makoto grinned.
"Well, scratch that name off the list." Ami took notes, turning to Hotaru and Jeeves.
"Well, I was walking down the hall.and I did see Jeeves going in and out of the kitchen." Hotaru said.
"Ditto." Makoto nodded.
"And I saw the little girl staring blankly at a wall." Jeeves said.
"So you covered for each other?" Ami asked receiving nods in response.
"Then, that leaves us with only one more suspect." She turned accusingly at Darien.
"But I already told you, we were making out-" Instantly Darien covered Usagi's mouth before she could say anything else.
"They don't need to know that." Darien whispered.
"C'mon Darien, if you don't say the truth you'll go to jail." Andrew said.
"Damn it!" He cursed and lifted both his hands. "Go to jail for molesting a minor or go to jail for accusation of kidnapping?" He moved his hands as if they were balances trying to see which weighted the most.
"Molesting a minor?" Minako blinked.again.
"That's why you're worried about?" Makoto raised an eyebrow.
"That's why you're worried about' Do you have any idea what people do to child molesters in jail? Now that is not a pretty sight." Darien shook his head.
"But Darien, in Japan a 16 year old can be with someone older." Ami said.
"They can?" He blinked.
"Yup, sure thing." Usagi nodded.
"Then yeah, I was making out with her all the time." He grinned putting a hand over Usagi's shoulder.
"So, we're back to square one." Melvin interrupted them.
"I GOT IT!!!" All turned to see startled at the almost forgotten Steve who kept caressing the leather chair.
"And.?" All waited for another farfetched conclusion.
"Well," He grinned looking at the empty wall, "maybe -everybody groaned- maybe, Mrs. Takeuchi was in the study reading the contract making sure that it would be a good deal, then the kidnapper came behind her. She didn't make any noise because she knew the kidnapper, but when the said tried to take the contract from her, they fell on the floor making Mrs. Takeuchi loose her shoe as she struggled for freedom. In the struggle, the kidnapper lost the hair before rendering Mrs. Takeuchi unconscious and taking her away." He finished grinning.
0.o "But who is the kidnapper?" Naru asked.
Suddenly, a mysterious yet cheesy music started as Steve's finger pointed each one of them until it stopped. "The Assistant!" Steve pointed him as the former tried to run, but was tackled by Darien and Andrew.
"But the Assistant's hair is blond!" Hotaru looked puzzled at Steve.
"That's because he's not an assistant." He took hold of the Assistant's hair pulling it as it revealed jet black curls.
"Damn it!" The now former assistant yelled.
"But who is he" Usagi asked curiously.
"Let me continue." Steve said making a Sherlock Holmes pose.
"He's Dic's head!" Jeeves said incredulously while Steve spluttered and glared daggers at him.
"Excuse me?" The girls said blushing.
"Dic, a dubbing house in America known for slaughtering Japanese dialog into moronic English gibberish." Melvin provided for them.
"He came several times trying to get Mrs. Takeuchi to sign with them." Jeeves said.
"So when he couldn't, he disguised himself as an assistant and kidnapped her to make sure Dic got the contract." Rei said.
"And I could have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky Sailor Moon fellas!" Dic's head yelled as mechanic laughs were heard from nowhere.
"Well, now that we have our kidnapper, where is Takeuchi-sama?" Ami asked.
"Inside the closet of course." Steve said nonchalantly.
"C'mon Usagi, lets go get her out." Darien said.
"Usagi? Not Serena?" Minako raised her eyebrow.
"Of course Usagi, what kind of stupid name is Serena anyway?" The now Mamoru said. The Inners blinked as they turned to see Michiru and Haruka making out on the corner of the room.
"Well, I guess this mystery is solved and everything is going back to normal." Naru said with her normal voice. Everybody walked to the closet to rescue Takeuchi-sama, leaving Steve staring at the empty wall.
"We just figured out Luna's Clues!" He moved his hands at the beat of some unheard song. "We just figured out Luna's Clues, we just figured out Luna's Clues, we just figured out Luna's Clues 'cause we're really smart!" He smiled and waved as the room's light got dimmer and dimmer until everything was pitch black. On the background a sound could be heard of somebody tripping over a chair before everyone left.
~~Owari~~
Fire Dragon "Well, I hope you liked it. Now, I think I'll start a new one.maybe a parody of Alice in Wonderland or something. Anyway, remember to review ^-^ Ja ne."
~Once in the house's study, everybody stood in front of Takeuchi-sama's big mahogany desk.~
"We should try to find something in here." Minako looked at the large assortment of books.
"Well, we have a new clue neo, why not see how it fits on the puzzle?" Hotaru asked timidly.
"0.o? What? Do you want Luna to smell it too?" Steve tilted his head to one side.
"No, but we can still inspect it." Amara snorted.
"Well, at least we know that her personality's the same." Rei whispered, making the inners snicker.
"Ok Luna, what can you tell us about this hair?" Steve lowered it so she could see it better.
"That.it's black?" Luna said unsure.
"Precisely!" The Assistant said snapping his fingers, making everyone turn to see him.
"Excuse me?" Molly said with her new nasal voice.
"It's clear now," The Assistant grinned. "This means that whoever the kidnapper is, his hair is black!" He finished making a pose.
Instantly, everybody tuned to see suspiciously at Jeeves, Hotaru, Rei, and Darien.
"Well," Steve took his notebook and scribbled something on it, "that narrows it to four suspects." He nodded to himself.
"Hey, woah, woah, you don't exactly mean that we am the kidnappers, right?" Darien looked pleadingly at them.
"I can't believe this!" Rei threw her hands in the air exasperated.
"Wait." Steve said getting everybody's attention. "We still have to get the last clue." He said, once again taking to the empty wall.
"Yeah, that would be the wisest idea." Jeeves said nervously.
"Ok, has anyone seen where Luna went?" Steve looked everywhere before turning back to the wall and pointing to one side of the room and nodding. "That way? Ok, good." He said before walking away, making exaggerated walking movements.
Everybody blinked several times before walking after him, not before looking strangely at the wall.
"Lets see." Steve looked around the many books that were on the bookshelves. "there must be something here." He said while lifting some papers from the tables while the others kept looking around. "Where could that last clue be?" He scratched his head while walking exaggeratedly around the house. "I know it has to be here."
"And how do you know?" Setsuna asked skeptically.
"Well," Steve looked at his watch, "because it's almost been half an hour, so the show is going to end." He said matter of factly.
o.0?
"Wait!" Jeeves pointed at the dark mahogany desk.
"It's a clue!" All yelled while surrounding the desk.
"A clue? Where?" Steve appeared in front of them, obviously ignoring the black claw print.
Rolling his eyes, Darien took Steve from his shoulders and turned him around so he was in front of the clue and pointed it. "There." He said letting Steve go.
"Oh, right, man you're good. Are you sure that this is the first time that you play 'Blu-' err.I mean 'Luna's Clues'?" He asked.
"Let's see." Ami lifted the papers that were attached to the paw print. "Oh my Kami!" Her eyes widened as big as saucers.
"What happened?" The rest crowded behind her.
"I-It's a contract with a dubbing house for the episodes on the U.S.!" Ami exclaimed.
"What are those papers doing there?" Jeeves frowned.
"I've been looking for those everywhere!" The assistant dove forwards taking them from Ami's grasp before Jeeves could touch them.
"Hey! Mrs. Takeuchi had those closed on the safe!" Jeeves crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well, I was supposed to take care of them for Mrs. Takeuchi." The Assistant snarled at Jeeves.
Both men stared at each other until Steve's cheerily voice exclaimed. "And we have a contract!" He said showing his drawing on the notebook, seals and all.
"Fine, now we find more clues." Trista said.
"No, we already have all three clues now." Steve told her.
"But-"
"No! We have all three clues!" Steve said between clenched teeth.
"Fine, fine." She mumbled.
"Hey, wait! We have all three clues!" Steve said as if he just realized it. "You know what to do right?" Steve looked at them.
"Umm.mail time?" The Assistant asked.
"No, it's time to sit in our-"
"THINKING CHAIR!!!"
"Right, Thinking Chair." Steve said walking towards the living room. Once all stood in front of the lazy boy, Steve took out his Notebook. "Now, lets think." He said making the strange drawings jump from the pages again. "Well, maybe.Luna wants to get the hair.wrap it around the contract.and stuff it in the shoe and send it in the mail!" Steve yelled exited.
o.0 -.-;;; All blinked at the stupidity that had just came out of his mouth.
"Or maybe.she wants to eat the hair to make it into a fur ball!" He yelled again.
"Yeah, and we'll stuff it down your throat and let you choke on it." Amara snapped.
"This hair just doesn't add up." All turned to see Ami.
"Why do you say that?" The Assistant asked.
"Well, we have a shoe, and the contract, that they are obviously Takeuchi- sama's.but the hair has to be the kidnapper's." She exclaimed, making everyone turn to the previously accused.
"Ok, you have to give us the right alibi now if you don't want to be suspects anymore." Michiru said as all turned to stare at Rei.
"Fine, I was staring at the electric stove!" She yelled. "But that's because of those brownies Makoto gave me!" She defended herself.
"Brownies?" Minako blinked.
"Special brownies." Makoto grinned.
"Well, scratch that name off the list." Ami took notes, turning to Hotaru and Jeeves.
"Well, I was walking down the hall.and I did see Jeeves going in and out of the kitchen." Hotaru said.
"Ditto." Makoto nodded.
"And I saw the little girl staring blankly at a wall." Jeeves said.
"So you covered for each other?" Ami asked receiving nods in response.
"Then, that leaves us with only one more suspect." She turned accusingly at Darien.
"But I already told you, we were making out-" Instantly Darien covered Usagi's mouth before she could say anything else.
"They don't need to know that." Darien whispered.
"C'mon Darien, if you don't say the truth you'll go to jail." Andrew said.
"Damn it!" He cursed and lifted both his hands. "Go to jail for molesting a minor or go to jail for accusation of kidnapping?" He moved his hands as if they were balances trying to see which weighted the most.
"Molesting a minor?" Minako blinked.again.
"That's why you're worried about?" Makoto raised an eyebrow.
"That's why you're worried about' Do you have any idea what people do to child molesters in jail? Now that is not a pretty sight." Darien shook his head.
"But Darien, in Japan a 16 year old can be with someone older." Ami said.
"They can?" He blinked.
"Yup, sure thing." Usagi nodded.
"Then yeah, I was making out with her all the time." He grinned putting a hand over Usagi's shoulder.
"So, we're back to square one." Melvin interrupted them.
"I GOT IT!!!" All turned to see startled at the almost forgotten Steve who kept caressing the leather chair.
"And.?" All waited for another farfetched conclusion.
"Well," He grinned looking at the empty wall, "maybe -everybody groaned- maybe, Mrs. Takeuchi was in the study reading the contract making sure that it would be a good deal, then the kidnapper came behind her. She didn't make any noise because she knew the kidnapper, but when the said tried to take the contract from her, they fell on the floor making Mrs. Takeuchi loose her shoe as she struggled for freedom. In the struggle, the kidnapper lost the hair before rendering Mrs. Takeuchi unconscious and taking her away." He finished grinning.
0.o "But who is the kidnapper?" Naru asked.
Suddenly, a mysterious yet cheesy music started as Steve's finger pointed each one of them until it stopped. "The Assistant!" Steve pointed him as the former tried to run, but was tackled by Darien and Andrew.
"But the Assistant's hair is blond!" Hotaru looked puzzled at Steve.
"That's because he's not an assistant." He took hold of the Assistant's hair pulling it as it revealed jet black curls.
"Damn it!" The now former assistant yelled.
"But who is he" Usagi asked curiously.
"Let me continue." Steve said making a Sherlock Holmes pose.
"He's Dic's head!" Jeeves said incredulously while Steve spluttered and glared daggers at him.
"Excuse me?" The girls said blushing.
"Dic, a dubbing house in America known for slaughtering Japanese dialog into moronic English gibberish." Melvin provided for them.
"He came several times trying to get Mrs. Takeuchi to sign with them." Jeeves said.
"So when he couldn't, he disguised himself as an assistant and kidnapped her to make sure Dic got the contract." Rei said.
"And I could have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky Sailor Moon fellas!" Dic's head yelled as mechanic laughs were heard from nowhere.
"Well, now that we have our kidnapper, where is Takeuchi-sama?" Ami asked.
"Inside the closet of course." Steve said nonchalantly.
"C'mon Usagi, lets go get her out." Darien said.
"Usagi? Not Serena?" Minako raised her eyebrow.
"Of course Usagi, what kind of stupid name is Serena anyway?" The now Mamoru said. The Inners blinked as they turned to see Michiru and Haruka making out on the corner of the room.
"Well, I guess this mystery is solved and everything is going back to normal." Naru said with her normal voice. Everybody walked to the closet to rescue Takeuchi-sama, leaving Steve staring at the empty wall.
"We just figured out Luna's Clues!" He moved his hands at the beat of some unheard song. "We just figured out Luna's Clues, we just figured out Luna's Clues, we just figured out Luna's Clues 'cause we're really smart!" He smiled and waved as the room's light got dimmer and dimmer until everything was pitch black. On the background a sound could be heard of somebody tripping over a chair before everyone left.
~~Owari~~
Fire Dragon "Well, I hope you liked it. Now, I think I'll start a new one.maybe a parody of Alice in Wonderland or something. Anyway, remember to review ^-^ Ja ne."