Tales of a drunken Game and Watch
By: M2 the Mewtwo Guru

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash bros Melee, Mr. Game and Watch, or anything like that.

A/N: These stories belong to my friend. I give him credit for them. I'll just be adding little things that the smasher's say and junk. Plus it won't be how exactly like he said it cause I have bad memory...but I still remember them!

CHAPTER 1: The story of the stupid old man

Mr. Game and Watch is sitting in an old rocking chair, rocking back and forth while all the smasher's are around him waiting for him to say whatever he has to say so they can leave.

Link: Listen you stupid 2-d thingy! I wanna go so hurry up!

Kirby: Why are we here?

Mario: Mr. Game and Watch called us here.

Pikachu: Ok...so?

Peach: Just shut up!

All: *get into a fight*

Mr. G&W: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING MAGETS!

All: *silence*

G&W: *Ahem* *pun like song starts* I brought ye here to listen to some tales.

Zelda: Listen to some tales?

M&G: Yup! Listen to some tales!

Ganondorf: What kind of tales?

M&G: Oh! Different kinds tales!

Ness: Will they be good?

M&G: Shut up! *ahem* Just wait and see!

Ness: *cries* Why did you shout at me???

Pichu: I want some tales! Please tell us sir!

M&G: Then shut your yap and listen up!

All: *pun like song ends* *silence*

M&G: My first lil tale is about a fox. He was a nice ole fox. His name was John!

Luigi: Have you been drinken again?

M&G: Yesse! Now listen up!

All: *sighs and listens*

M&G: Thanks. Now my real ole tale is about a stupid old man.

All: A stupid old man?

G&W: Yes, a stupid old man!

All: *disturbed, listens*

G&W: Like, long time ago there was a stupid old man. Like, he was so stupid he never went to school! Like, everyday he did go to school he got kicked out cause he was so, like, stupid!

Link: *raises hand*

G&W: Dammit! What the hell do you want???

Link: Err...Why the hell do you keep saying like?

G&W: Cause that's how the damn story goes!

Link: *pouts cause he was shouted at and curls up sucking his thumb and goes back to listening*

M&W: ANYONE ELSE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!!!

All: *slowly shakes heads*

G&W: Fine then. *Ahem* So like I was saying. He got kicked out everyday cause he was so, like, stupid! So he, like, gave up! The stupid old man lived to be, like, 50_

Falcon: That doesn't sound like he's that old.

G&W: *now angry with all the interruptions* ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!

All: *pouts*

G&W: *Ahem, again* So the stupid man lived to be, like, 50. Like, one day he went to the cornfeilds because nobody, like, cared about him and he got lost. So he, like, died. And no one cared cause he was, like, so stupid.

Zelda: *sniff sniff* That was sad...

G&W: NO ONE FREAKEN ASKED YOU AND I'M NOT DONE!

Zelda: ...eeep...

G&W: So, like, anyway. The old man got up cause no body like cared_

Nana: I thought he was dead.

G&W: You think too much!

Nana: *cries* Oh boo hoo!

Popo: Hey! You made her cry!

G&W: Listen Poopoo! I'm telling a story here!

Popo: *cries* It's POPO!!!!!

G&W: So...like anyway. The stupid old man got up and went him. Like when he got home he was like, "I'm hungry," so he made himself a, like, sandwhich! So he, like, ate the damn sandwhich and died_

Bowser: Cool. How can the man die twice?

G&W: First of all...IT'S NOT COOL CAUSE I WASN'T DONE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowser: Ok ok...

G&W: Second. I WASN'T DONE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST STAY AND LISTEN TO MY STORY!

All: OK OK!!!

Mario: Man. Never give the guy beer again.

M&W: Hell! I told you I wasn't drincken! I just felt like story-telling so shut the hell up you fat, big nose, retarded, smelly, fat, short, fat, stupid, fat, PLUMBER!

Mario: *runs away crying*

Peach: That was mean!

M&W: Right now I don't care. NOW LISTEN!

All: *listening*

M&W: So anyway. Like the old stupid man was, like, hungry and he made himself a, like, sadwhich_

Ness: What kind of sandwhich?

G&W: Only a dummy would ask that question. IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Ness: OK OK!

Mewtwo: This is pointless fool.

M&W: Does good ole grand pappy have to give ye all a spaken??

All: *very disturbed, shuts up*

G&W: Ok then. So, like, the stupid old man at the sandwhich and, like, died cause he had too much sandwhich. THE END!

All: *staring blankly with very little clapping*

G&W: ^_^ Well that was my story!

Link: So we can leave?

G&W: HELL NO!

All: WHAT!

G&W: I still have more stories! Next you will all listen to the story of the Can's who hated the Pikmin.

Mewtwo: .....

G&W: What's wrong with that damn cat?

Peach: He LIKES pikmin.

G&W: So do I but I don't give a damn so shut the hell up before I make Fox get a switch and beat your arse.

Peach: You curse too much.

Mario: *comes back* *sniff sniff* I'm-a Ok!

G&W: I don't give a damn either.

Mewtwo: How can can's hate pikmin if they aren't alive?

G&W: OH! Aren't we the high smart arse, huh? Cause you got such a big freaking head doesn't mean you know so freaking much!

Mewtwo: Mmph.

Luigi: ...he was drinking..

G&W: Say that again and I'll have Falco get a switch and beat your arse.

Fox: What about me?

G&W: What about you?

Fox: You are so mean!

G&W: Well you are so boring! I'm doing nothing all the time cause I'm like paper! Well I'm gonna tell these damn stories and you will all LUUUURRRVVVVEEEE it to death!

All: Yes sir we will lurve it to death.....

G&W: Now, I brought ye here to listen to some tales...

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Corny maybe? I just liked those stories my friend was telling me. So I asked him if i can make a story out of it and he said yes. So I'm bringing you a few dumb and pointless stories. Stay tuned if you dare. Next we shall here the tale of the Cans that hate Pikmin. Oh yah..I have nothing against Mr. Game and Watch. So if you are thinking that, think again.