CHAPTER 2: The story of the Can's that hate Pikmin
G&W: I brought ye here to listen to some tales.
Marth: Listen to some tales?
G&W: Yup! Listen to some tales.
Jigglypuff: What kind of tales?
G&W: Oh! Different kinds of tales!
Falco: Will they be good?
G&W: Just wait and see!
Samus: I want some tales! Please tell us sir!
G&W: Err...I forgot my line.
Luigi: Why did we have to do that again any way?
G&W: I beep felt like it!
All: o0
G&W: ...I went beep! BEEP! Not that kind of beep.
All: Ooohhhh...
G&W: So any way today we have the tale of the Can's that hate Pikmin.
Mewtwo: Why the pikmin?
G&W: Cause that's how the freaken story goes!
Link: Where the hell did you come up with these stories?
G&W: *halo appears above his head and fake light shines* From a voice above...
All: O...K...
G&W: So anyway my story is about Can's that hate pikmin.
Pichu: I want tales! Please tell us sir!
G&W: Shut up!
All: *silence*
G&W: *ahem* So, like, one day there were these two can's. And like one can said "Like I'm sick of those yellow pikmin. They think I'm a bathroom. They go in me and never come out," and the other one was like, "Yah know dude." So then an army of pikmin came and they were like "Hell no! Lets get em!" so the two can's killed 125 1/2 pikmin_
Zelda: How do you kill a half?
G&W: *glaring at Zelda* They smushed one of the yellow pikmin's head off and it ran all around till it ran into the river and drowned!
All: O..K...
G&W: And the other pikmin got, like, slice up by the can's and went running all over. And they, like, ran over Captain Olimar's face. And then they, like, ran into a Grub Dog's mouth and was, like, "It's nice in here," and they stayed and got chewed up by the Grub dog.
All: ....
G&W: And then, like, Captain Olimar was, like, "That looks like fun," and he went into the Grub Dog's mouth and got eaten.
Mewtwo: *laughing*
G&W: Oh shut up! I'm not done!
Mewtwo: *stops* Dummy..
G&W: Mmph! So like anyway with out their leader the pikmin, like, wondered around and like drowned themselves in the, like, river.
Peach: Poor Pikmin...
G&W: Shut up! Anyway... The two Can's were like fishing_
Ness: What kind of can's were they?
G&W: ...........................................................................SHUT UP!
Ness: ......Meanie! *cries*
G&W: So, like, anyway the Can's were fishing when all of a sudden a pikmin came out the water_
DK: Was it a yellow one?
Mewtwo: No stupid! if it was then it would have been dead.
Zelda: Chill out Mewtwo. Not everyone played pikmin.
Mewtwo: That's because you are all stupid!
Zelda: Am not!
Mewtwo: Are too!
Peach: Am not!
Mewtwo: Are too!
Fox: Am not!
Mewtwo: Are too!
Yoshi: Am not!
Mewtwo: Are too!
Roy: Am not!
Mewtwo: Are too!
G&W: OH THAT'S IT! Falco get me a switch! I need to beat some sence into these kids.
Mewtwo: I am not a kid...
G&W: o0!! Damn you're not...uh...well you, Bowser, Ganonthingy, uh...damn who are all you people???
All: ...
Luigi: He was drinking..alot.
G&W: *starts to ring his bell* I say SHUT UP! Now let me finish!!!
All: Ok Ok.
G&W: *Stops ringing bell* *Ahem* So the Can's were fishing and a BLUE pikmin came out the water, and like, was trying to attack em so, like, the first can took the pikmin and put him on fishing rod_
Mario: Uh..can you please just shut up Mr. Game and Watch?
G&W: NO! So the Can swug the rod and the Pikmin's face got smushed up in the air and drowned in the water, then like, got eaten by a fish.
Mewtwo: Excuse me, but how the hell does a blue pikmin drown in the water if they have gills?
G&W: ...uh...It's a story that's why!!
Mewtwo: *angry* I'm ready to cut this_
G&W: SOOOO! Like I was saying before this big headed doofus of a cat thingy messed up my groovyness! The can was like "So much for bait," and "I should open this can of worms," so he opened a can of worms and a yellow pikmin jumped out and ate the worms then polluted the water so the can's couldn't fish any more.
Peach: Poor Can's...
G&W: SHUT UP! Anyway the Can sucked up all the water and stuff. Then, like more yellow pikmin with bombs came, and like they wanted to fight right. So the Can's opened the pikmins' mouths and put the bombs in them then blew up the USA!
Zelda: Why did they blow up the USA??????????
G&W: Tell ya the truth I don't know but the author has no where to live now. Anyway South America was like "Yeah! Let's make a new land," and they honored the Can's for hating the Pikmin so much. THE END!
All: .... *very very very little claps are heard* *someone coughs*
Dr. Mario: ..very...uh..interesting...
G&W: ^_^ Yah know!
Link: Ok. Can we leave now???
G&W: HELL NO!
All: WHAT!
G&W: I still have more stories! My next one is about the bored book!
All: The bored book????
M&w: Yah the bored book.
Link: Then can we leave?
G&W: I don't know. CAN you? Heheheheh! We just got threw a story about can's!
All: Heh...heh...
G&W: *Ahem* I brought ye here to listen to some tales...
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....Ok... Remember the stories Mr. Game and Watch are telling are not mine but my friend's. Strange things happen at recess, no? Well if you are affened by the USA thingy, nothing serious. Just popped into the guy's head while he was telling the story, which all the words just popped into his head. So next we have the tale of the Bored Book. Sounds boring? Well you just have to wait and see!