A/N: Some answers to some of your reviews. Mr. Game and Watch is acting like a cranky grandpa cause...cause...uh...HE JUST IS! Yah that.. And...I, ME, M2, (if ya confused I'm stalking about me) will write a story about the Yoshitese. And The Clow Hatter you can use it in your comic book. ^.^ Sha sha!

CHAPTER 3: The story of the bored book

G&W: *starts the motto* I brought ye here to listen to some tales.

Nana: *sigh* Listen to some tales...

G&W: Yup! Listen to some tales!

Jigglypuff: ....What kind of tales...

G&W: Oh! Different kinds of tales!

Link: Will this one suck too?

G&W: Just wait and see!

Luigi: Please shut up. Your breathe is sickning...

G&W: Then shut your yap and listen up!

All: ....

G&W: ...

All: ...

G&W: ...

G&W: ......Wait a second...

Luigi/Link: *creep away slowly*

G&W: Did someone say cheese?

Luigi/Link: *sigh with relief*

Pichu: Cheese is a nutrious treet!

Popo: Ah! The power of cheese!

Ganondorf: Stop talking about cheese before someone cuts it...

Pichu: ...ew..

Popo: Ditto.

G&W: *takes out bell* I'M SICK OF YOU ANNOYING MEGETS!

Peach: I didn't do anything!

Kirby: Did the cows take a bath? How are the chickens? Did the donkey kick your arse? You need a new rug. Paint the town red. I have some 50 cen'ts off!

All: *stare at Kirby*

Kirby: What?

G&W: *hits Kirby, Luigi, and Link on the head with the bell*

Kirby/Luigi/Link: Ow.

G&W: YOU LUCKY I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A LICKEN!

Fox: ...Did that sound right or is it just me?

Falco: What are you talking about?

Fox: Uh...nevermind.

DK: *hitting the ground* STORY TIME! STORY TIME!

G&W: OH YES! *sits in rocking chair* *AHEM*

All: Please save us....

DK: Cookey people!

G&W: My next story is about the Bored Book.

Pikachu: ...sounds OK...

G&W: One upon a time...

Zelda: Good begining.

G&W: There was this book..

Link: Nothing stupid.

G&W: And he was bored...

All: Go on.

G&W: THE END!

All: *falls*

Link: YOU BROUGHT US HERE TO LISTEN TO THAT CRAP!!

G&W: *sad* I thought it was a good story...

Link: IT WAS POINTLESS!!!!!!!

G&W: *cries* I liked that story!!!

Peach: *hits Link with frying pan* YOU MADE HIM CRY!

Link: *amazed* Wow...I did..cool!

G&W: *gets up and looks like he's getting ready to run away*

Zelda: I feel sorry for him...

G&W: *picks up rocking chair and smashes it on Link's head* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: *dizzy* Birds go tweet tweet...foxes jump high into the green sky...stay out the water cause...it's fish..*collaspes*

All: ....woooow...

G&W: Now for you you big headed freak!

All: ?

G&W: Uh...damn...uh...Oh ya! Mewtoy!

Mewtwo: Mewtwo idiot.

G&W: I have the right mind to mail you to New York!

Peach: What did he do?

G&W: ....I just don't like him..

Mewtwo: And what's in New York that I should be afraid of?

G&W: Not a what....WHO

Mewtwo: ..... *freezes*

Pichu: *for some reason laughing his head of at a hot dog*

Mewtwo: You wouldn't!

G&W: *stands on Link sence his chair is broken* I AM MR. GAME AND WATCH! HEAR ME ROAR! *clears throat* roar.

All: ...

G&W: And I would mail you to her and make sure she tortures you good!

Mewtwo: *not happy* *mummbling* Fine Mr. Game and Watch....I'll...........be... g-g-good...

Mario: Well-a, what is-a so freaking scary in-a New York?

G&W: The author of this story.

Bowser: Is she the one writing these crappy stories?

G&W: No her friend. And she's more crazzier than him.

Roy: And what's that got to do with Mewtwo?

G&W: Well...she's uh..in love ith the 7 foot, big headed, purple, stupid, dumb tailed pokemon aka ala Mewtwo!

All: *stare at Mewtwo* Be afraid....Be VERY afraid.

Mewtwo: *sits in the corner glaring at Mr. Game and Watch mummbling not so nice words.*

G&W: WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF DA MASTER!!!!

All: *silence*

G&W: Good. Next story is about the Dirty Towel and the Very Clean Wash Cloth.

All: ...

G&W: Yah yah. Weeeeiiiiiirrrrrdddd! Oh well!

Ness: I haven't said a word all chapter.

All: So?

Ness: Don't you want to here my prettiful voice?

All: Not really.

Ness: You sick people. Mmh! *turns back*

Falcon: I'm still shocked. How did that piece of paper lift that chair?

G&W: I am not paper!!!!

Falcon: Please don't hit me!

G&W: OK. So *Ahem* I brought ye here to listen to some tales...

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Well that's all for this chapter. A story I can remember the whole excat thing. I think I may do more character bashing just for the pure fun of it. Maybe even more Mewtwo bashing. Heh heh. M2 lost her mind...