CHAPTER 4: The Story of The Dirt Towel and The Very Clean Washcloth.

Link: *still unconsious on the floor*

Zelda: My head hurts looking at him..

Peach: Is it tea time?

Kirby: Marshmallow's are white therefore I am NOT a marshmallow!

Pichu: Who asked?

Ganondorf: Then what about those cute widdle bunnies and baby chicks...those peeps. They're marshmallows. And YUMMY ^_^

All: *stare at Ganondorf*

Ganondorf: ...Nevermind..

G&W: Now that you yacked about your nonsence I'm telling my story.

All: ....Ok.

G&W: You sure?

All: *deep sigh* Yes sir...

G&W: Good! And Mewtwo, Link_

Zelda: Uh hum.. *points to Link on the floor*

G&W: Damn it I'm not blind!

Zelda: But_

G&W: Mewtwo, Link, ZELDA_

Zelda: I'm shutting up!

G&W: Thank you. Mewtwo, Link, Luigi, Kirby, Ness_

Ness: What I do?

G&W: Excactly! And whoever else wants a peice of me...MARIO. Yah him too. SHUT UP!!

*silence*

G&W: T_

Luigi: The motto.

G&W: 0.0 My motto!! *Ahem* I brought ye here to listen to some tales.

All: Listen to some tales?

G&W: That's freaky. Yup! Listen to some tales!

All: What kind of tales?

G&W: Oh! Different kinds of tales!

All: Will they be good?

G&W: Wait and see!

All: I..We want some tales. Please tell us sir!

G&W: Then shut your yap and listen up!

All: *look like they're bought to fall asleep*

G&W: This is the story of the Dirty Towel and the Very Clean Washcloth. So like one day there was this, like, dirty towel. It was so, like, dirty cause it got used so much. One day it got put into the hamper to get washed. Then, like, the very clean Washcloth got out the sink and was like "Ha ha ha" and he went over to the hamper and said, "Like, you're dirty and I'm so very clean" then the top of the hamper fell and hit the Washcloth's butt and he fell into the hamper. Then all the dirty clothes were like, "Ha ha ha" and_ ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???

All: *snore snore snore*

G&W: HELLO!

Zelda: AH! BARENY!

G&W: You dream about that freak dinosaur?

Zelda: Heh heh..no...nightmare!

Peach: *yawn* ...huh?

G&W: EVERYONE!

All: Yes?

G&W: LISTEN!

All: *silence*

G&W: Ok then. So the very clean Washcloth was like, "So I don't care. I'm still very clean" and the dirty towel was like "Oh yeah!" and the washcloth was like "Yeah!" so they started to tear each other into shreds...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???

All: ...................................!

G&W: Grrrr!

All: YES SIR!

G&W: So they started to tear each other into shreds and then the Towel pushed the Washcloth down the landary shoot, but he fell too. Then they were put into a garbage bag and taken to the landary and got washed. When they were brought back home the Towel was like "Ha ha ha. I'm clean too" and the Washcloth got angry and then a war broke out between the clothes and stuff. The humans were trying to sleep that night but where like, "what is that noise?" so they went downstairs and opened the bathroom and was like "What's going on?" Then the dog came and said, "Mmm. I need to check this is. So leave. Go on. Shoo. Move it. get out. Arf arf!" and he made them go away. So the dog went into the bathroom and closed the door. He looked around...why do I bother? *looks around* WAKE UP!!!!!!!

All: *wakes up* S-sorry...

G&W: Bums...Falco get my swtich!

Falco: *snoring* But I want the pink bunny mommy...Zzzzz

G&W: Errr...just listen before I really loose my temper!

All: O..k..

G&W: He looked around and was like "Where are they?" Then the sink spoke to him. "Are you looking for the Washcloth and Towel?" it asked. "I guess so.." he replied. "Then look behind! look! Go on look! For heveans turn around! Look you stupid mutt! LOOK!" the sink tried to warn him but it was too late. The Washcloth wrapped himself around the dog's mouth and suffercated him. "Stupid mutt: The clothes and sink said. Two months later the humans finally opened the bathroom but it was filled with flies and junk so they closed it back. The dog lifted his head and said, "This shouldn't happen to a dog!" then he died again. The clothes were like "Ha ha ha" and the sink was like "that's what you get for not listening so me" Then all of a sudden the Hamper got up. "I'm SICK of you all getting attention!" then he ate all the clothes, the dog, the kitchen sink, and the bathroom sink!

Bowser: That's one fat hamper!

G&W: Shut up!

Bowser: *pouts*

G&W: So then the hamper highjacked a car and drove over to the ocean but crashed in the water. Then it swam out the car but got eaten by a shark. The Washcloth and Towel got out and were like, "Ha ha ha" then the Shark choked and pooped the clothes and hamper out. The Washcloth and Towel floated to the top but the hamper was too heavy so it got eaten by another, bigger, shark and it didn't choke so the hamper got digessted. The Towel and Washcloth were like "Ha ha ha" and went back home.

C.F: Is that it?

G&W: No.

Popo: ...Is that it now?

G&W: No!

Dr. Mario: .......how about now?

G&W: NO! Let me finish!

All: OK!

G&W: When they got home they got washed again and put into a dryer then got shrunk. Everyone was like "Ha ha ha" and THE END.

Ness: Hey that was pretty long.

G&W: Uh..so?

Peach: Peachy hate sharks.

G&W: Uh..so?

Marth: Can't you be nice!

G&W: Uh..NO!

Marth: Mmph!

G&W: Just for that...*takes out scissors, box, tape, bat, ice cream gun??* MWAHAHAHAHA!

Marth/Mewtwo/Ness/Luigi: *they not dumb!* Heh heh.. *creep away slowly*

G&W: Oh come on! You're hair will grow back, I'm sure she's not that crazy, bats only hurt so much, ICE CREAM!

Marth/Mewtwo/Ness/Luigi: *feel that Mr. Game and Watch lost his mind, runs back to their rooms*

G&W: Fooey!

Pichu: What will be the next dumb_UH great! Story?

G&W: *glares at Pichu. (how? I don't know. He has no eyes...)* The story of the YOSHITESE!

Yoshi: *tunts* YOSHI!

Mario: Oh-a shut up you bum! *bunches Yoshi*

Yoshi: Don't YOSHI around with me fatty! *punches Mario back*

Mario: Oh, thats-a it! *attacks Yoshi and they fight*

All: ....

G&W: ...Uh...I brought ye here to listen to some tales....*sigh*

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Ah finally a longer story. Sorry to break it to ya's but..that was the last story by Antwon, my friend. I should have at least two more going to be posted up. After that..who knows? Maybe I'll start writing more stories for Mr. Game and Watch. Well if I get idea's. Sha sha! (Hey! I sound more sane in my author notes!! COOL!)