CHAPTER 5: The story of the Yoshitese


G&W: Now. Maybe today we all won't be so bored.

Link: *wakes up* My head...

G&W: Why is everyone so silent?

Peach: *matter-of-factly* Because we only made it 4 lines into the chapter. 5 if you count the title.

G&W: No one asked you!!

Peach: Mmph! *fixes hair* Kushi-kushi.

Link: Now...what happened to my head?

Ganondorf: You lost your brain.

Link: .....Not again! >.< p>Peach: Atata! I can't believe he is so dumb!

Zelda: He got hit in the head with a big rocking chair!

Mario: That reminds me..

Pichu: What are you sitting on?

All: What ARE you sitting on????

G&W: Uh...um....STOP STARRING AT MEEEEE!!

All: ...

G&W: Mmmph. Like the readers care...

Pikachu: What if they do?

G&W: Oh freaking ladedada. I don't so there!

Bowser: Maybe he should join the club of bad guys. He's mean.

Ganodorf: He can be our leader!

Mewtwo: *glares at the two*

Ganondorf: Uh...our...second leader????

Bowser: *sniff* I miss my Ham-Ham..

Peach: You had a hamster? What happened to it?

Bowser: ...I got hungry and bored...so..I ate it.

Peach: @_@ Canibal! *faints*

Mewtwo: this is so sickning...

G&W: *hits Mewtwo on the head with a bell* SHUT UP!

Mewtwo: But they were talking too!

G&W: *hits him again* SHUT UP! Man..if I had another rocking chair..*shakes fist*

Mewtwo: *thinking* This guy is psycho.

G&W: *Ahem* I brought ye here to listen to some tales!

All: ...

G&W: I brought ye here to listen to some tales!!!!

All: ...

G&W: I BROUGHT YE HERE TO LISTEN TO SOME TALES **%((#)%(%*&^&#!!!!!!!!!

All: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!

G&W: o.0 But.....the stories!!

All: *with signs* Strike! Strike! Strike!

G&W: I'll give you a cookie!

All: ...

Pichu: COOKIES!

G&W: OK. Pichu volenteered to speak for you and now you all have to listen. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH_ *gets hit with lipstick* MEWTWO!!

Mewtwo: *thinking* I swear he is psycho. *out loud* I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

Peach: *halo above* My my. Never though pokemon wore make-up...

Mewtwo: I should have never left my room...

G&W: *with flamthrower* Cooking time!!

Mewtwo: That's it! *flings Game and Watch against the wall and leaves*

All: Jolly w00t w00t!!!!

G&W: *unconsious* @__@

Pichu: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THE STORIES!! *falls to his knees* The stories!!! *going crazy on the floor* We..we..need them!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

All: .....

Mewtwo: *comes back with a smirk* Now I will tell stories.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mewtwo: *glares*

All: *mumbling the words Kirby likes to mumble*

Pichu: *all better* Praise the powers of the crayons!!

Mewtwo: Yah...sure...I'll shall tell the story of how Mr. Game and Watch was destroyed_

All: BOOOOOOO!

Mewtwo: How the real world was detroyed_

All: BOOOOOOOOO!

Mewtwo: *thinking* This is not what I had expected being in a favorite of the other..

(A/N: YES! I have lost it! Down with Mr. Lumpkins! Bwahahahaha!! Now we return to the story)

Mewtwo: ...Stupid Author notes...How about the Story of the stupid Yoshitese?

Yoshi: *Steals one of Pichu's knifves in attempt to attack Mewtwo* YOSHI NO STUPID!!

Mewtwo: *flings Yoshi against the wall* Whatever.

All: BOOOOOO_

Mewtwo: SHUT UP!

All: ...eep...

Mewtwo: *Ahem* This story is about the Yoshitese. One day long go when Yoshi was actually amazing, before he was casted into the shadows of dumbness with Luigi_

Yoshi/Luigi: *mumbling* Good for nothing no gooder...

Mewtwo: There were a group of stupid humans who craved Yoshi. They got all the Yoshi games, even the stupid one about a stupid cookie_

Yoshi: I like that cookie..

Mewtwo: *blasts Yoshi with Shadow ball* SILENCE MORTAL!

Kirby: *takes out a gun*

Jigglypuff: Golly Kirby! What are you going to do with that!

Kirby: Shoot Mewtwo and see if he is imortal. He talks like it.

Jigglypuff: I have a feeling that if you do you will forever be bashed in certain fic's...

Kirby: *goes pale* Never! I'm too amazing to bash! Noooo!! *cries and puts gun away*

Mewtwo: *angry* AND THESE CRAZY PEOPLE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH YOSHI BECAUSE THEY WERE AS CRAZY AS STUPID POKEMON FAN'S!

Pikachu: You are a poke_ *gets blasted by a shadow ball*

Mewtwo: I SAID SILENCE!!!!!!!

All: ...

*chirp chirp*

Mewtwo: *blasts the crickets*

*Uh...silence*

Mewtwo: Now. One day they stopped making Yoshi games because Yoshi was as bad as Pikachu.

Pikachu/Yoshi: Can you leave us alone?! You're as bad as haters!!!!!

Mewtwo: What do I look like? A sweet little butterfly?

Pikachu/Yoshi: *cries*

Mewtwo: *thinking* Heh heh. Now I know why Game and Watch liked telling these stories.

G&W: *wakes up* Mr. Mojo? Where are you my pnik bunny???

Mewtwo: *blasts G&W with Shadow ball*

G&W: @_@ *unconsence*

Mewtwo: *ahem* So, the group of crazy, Yoshi loving, humans went..more crazy. They robbed stores of Yoshi items they most likely already had. They even made Yoshi costumes to hornor their favorite color Yoshi. They would sacrafice lizadrds to the_

Pichu: The great powers of the crayons!

Mewtwo: ...Drunk author...They sacraficed to the great power of the non existing Yoshi. Soon enough they went to an island and created a Yoshi paradies. Everyone dressed like Yoshi's, ate fruit, and even made that nose sound when they jumped. They were crazy! They used their great knowledge in Yoshi-stromaly to create war guns powered by fruit. Then they set out to Japan and took over Nintendo. After that. They detroyed all life in the world or let some lived as Yoshi crazy peolpe. They made their own Yoshi games, Yoshi religion, Yoshi life, Yoshi everythign! They prayed to their Yoshi god everyday and soon they became the Yoshitese. Life was good for them until the great one came and took over the world, ruling the universe with a iron fist making life misrable for all other and good for most pokemon and_

Peach: I have a feeling you couldn't resist telling a story about yourself taking over everything. Is my feeling true?

Mewtwo: ...Yup. Anyone after that. The Great, wonderful, Royal Psychic lived happliy ever after after killing Ness, Mr. Game and Wactch, an unimportant girl, and all the other SSBM characters. The end.

Ness: That was a horrid ending!

Mewtwo: Oh well.

Bowser: I feel so...betrayed..

Mewtwo: Oh well.

Kirby: Who is this girl they talk about?

Jigglypuff: Someone unimportant.

Mewtwo: Very.

Yoshi: *crying* My poor people! I will never forsake you again!!

Mewtwo: Oh shut up.

Pikachu: You stupid Poke-hater!

Mewtwo: Oh well. At least I care about myself.

Pikachu: Heke?

Peach: You and me both!

G&W: *jumps up with a metal chair and bangs Mewtwo in the head* STUPID!!!!!

Mewtwo: *colaspses* Ow..

G&W: *red* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! *starts to bash Mewtwo with the chair*

All: ....

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All: Jolly w00t w00t!!

G&W: err...crazy people. *sits ontop of the beaten up Mewtwo* Now...Sence he told the story...I'll move on..The next is about the Chinchilla's who wanted ice cream.

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the chinchilla's!! NOT THE ICE CREAM!!!!!!! *runs in circles* THEY KILLED HER!!! THOSE DEMONS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

All: ??????????????????????????

Mario: Heh. Maybe he-a doesn't like ice cream.

G&W: Oh well. I brought ye here to listen to some tales.......

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Zer you are! For the Clow hatter. Anyway....I bashed him! *gasp* Nuuuuuuuuuu!!!! Oh well. I shall spoil Mewtwo in later fic's...Dum de dum dum dum...Can't think of anything else...Soo...Sha sha until next time!


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