CHAPTER 6: The story of the Chin-Chin Team


G&W: Ah. I feel so much better now. No one will...No..I need to get rid of Link, Luigi, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mario. They ruin my stories!

Link/Luigi/Bowser/Ganondorf/Mario: DO NOT!

Zelda: Uh..sir...can you please get off of him?

G&W: Why?

Zelda: Cause it's not nice..

G&W: Do I care?

Zelda: I don't know...but..Can you just move?

G&W: Make me you faget.

Zelda: *goes crazy* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! HE'S TOO MEAN! *transform in Shiek* Tough! *chases Game and Watch around the room*

G&W: GAAAAAHHHHHHH! Get away from me you crazy she devil!!

Luigi: Yes! No ice cream!

Pichu: I wike em ice cream.

Luigi: It brings back horridble memories..

Mewtwo: *gets up (Aparently he wasn't knocked out)* ...

Peach: You don't look happy...

Mewtwo: Let me go get something... *leaves*

Peach: I hope it's not another gun...

G&W: *has some how tackles Shiek to the ground and is now siting on her* I miss my rocking chair...

Shiek: ...Tough..

G&W: Anyway I don't know if I even want to say the motto..

Pichu: I brought ye hear to listen to some tales.

Others: Listen to some tales?

Pichu: Yup! Listen to some tales.

G&W: ?

Others: What kind of tales?

Pichu: Oh! Different kinds!

Others: Will they be good?

Pichu: Just wait and see!

Others: I want some tales! Please tell us sir!

Pichu: then shut your yap and listen up!

G&W: ...

Pichu: You didn't want to say it so I did your lines.

G&W: ...Bum.

Pichu: So anyway. Today will be_ *gets hit on the head with a bell* Owie...

G&W: I TELL THEY STORIES! *stomps on Pichu and Sheik* ME ME ME!!!

Pichu: *sniff* Meanie!!!

G&W: I don't care! *Ahem* Today is the tale of the Chin-Chin Team.

Luigi: *goes pale*

G&W: NO INTERRUPTIONS!

All: *silence*

G&W: Her eyes brown eyes sparkled. "Ice cream?" she asked. "Are you deaf!" He glared at her. "We are going to take over Luigi so we can get some ice cream stupid!!" She started to weep. "Don't shout at me stupid!" "You're the stupid one Rasin!" he glared again. Rasin began to scream. "I HATE GREEN!" and the two chinchilla's began to fight while the others watched confused.

Link: What the hell was that?

G&W: *hits Link with his bell* NO INTERRUPTIONS!

Link: Ow my head!

G&W: "Can we go now?" asked a brown chinchilla. "OK" the glaring chinchilla replied. He wa of course the leader. "YEAH!" They all shouted and went to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Luigi: ...nooo...

G&W: Shut up!

Luigi: *sniff*

G&W: Once they got there there was this gaurd. He was a Toad. "Hault!" he said. "What will we do Chin-Chin???" asked Rasin to the leader Chin-Chin. "We are doomed! Save us!!" He then smacked her and glared at the Toad. "MOVE IT OR I'LL EAT YA!" he shouted. The Toad ran away in fear.

Peach: People eat Toads??

Falco: Ever head of frog legs?

Peach: Yucky!

G&W: Frogs are delicous!

All: Eww...

G&W: *ahem* So the team of Chinchilla's went into the Castle and saw more toads. "Oh no! Now we are soooooo DOOMED!!!" cried Rasin. "Shut up" went Violet, a violet chinchilla. "You shut up!" said Zippy a black Chinchilla. "No one asked you!" said Frisky a gray chinchilla. "All of you shut up!" said Brownie a...brown chinchilla. "ATTACK!" glared Chin-Chin. All the chinchillas attacked the toads like pikmin, eating them all up.

Peach: Oh no!

All: Sut up!

G&W: With full tummies they went up the stairs of the castle. "Can I get some water?" asked a white chinchilla. "NOW YOU WANT WATER CRAZY!!" Chin-chin glared. "Wa! It's Crazzy! TWO Z's!!!" she cried. "Whatever CRAZZY. Go get it!" he said glaring..at a wall. Crazzy scampered off somewhere to get her drink while the chinchillas marched on.

C. Falcon: That's a stupid name.

G&W: STOP INTERRUPTING MEEEEEE!!!

all: Ok ok!

G&W: Luigi cowered in fear in the corner as he watched the chinchillas rip apart his freaky three eyed girl friend. Luigi: *cries* Daisy!!!

G&W: They nimbled her fingures, bit her legs, ripped_

Peach: Stop it!

G&W: *quickly* rippedouthereyesallthreeofthemdetachedherarmsandlegsandsetheronfire.

Mario: Why do you say such things?

G&W: Cause I like to be mean to the people the author likes..

Bowser: Then why me?

G&W: Cause I like to be mean period..

Luigi: Daisy!!

G&W: Then Chin-Chin turned to Luigi glaring. "ICE CREAM!!" soon the rodents started to attack him.

Luigi: Noooooooooooooo!!!

G&W: Crazzy walked to Luigi's room seeing that the others did all the work. "I wanted milk and cookies!" she said. They all stared at her. "nevermind" she said and joined in on the Luigi beating fest.

Luigi: But I didn't do anything!!!

G&W: Oh well. Later, Luigi walked out his room, his clothes a mess, and he kept tripping over his own feet. He looked much like a zombie. Mario walked pass. "Hey-a Luigi! Whats wrong?" he asked stupidly. Luigi dipped his hat. "Ice cream..." he said and walked off. Mario shrugged and went to check on Peach unaware of the eaten Toads and murdered Daisy...

Mario: So that's where the Toads went to...

G&W: All the chinchillas sat on the side walk outside the icec ream shop. "This was great!" said Rasin. "YEAH!" the others raid. Chin-Chin stared at Rasin eating her Mint chocolate chip ice cream and wearing a green hat. "I thought she hated green" he wondered. THE END.

Luigi: ...

Mario: That's why you wasn't wearing a hat when I found you stuffed half way into a drain pipe.

Luigi: STUPID ICE CREAM!!

Pikachu: That's why he's scared of ice cream...those chinchillas...

*A group of chinchillas come*

Chin-Chin: ICE CREAM!

Luigi: NOOOOO!!

Chinchillas: *drag Luigi away*

Luigi: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

*they leave with Luigi*

All: ........

G&W: That was weird.

Mewtwo: *comes back witha paper shreder*

G&W: So that's where you were..NO! Stay back!

Mewtwo: *grabs Game and Watch and stuffs his head into the shreder* Heheheheh.

G&W: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *gets stuck*

Mewtwo; Cheap machine. *pulls the unconsence game and watch out and goes to Kirby* Gimme that! *takes his gun*

Kirby: ;_; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Mewtwo: I have some business to take care of in New York... *leaves*

All: ......

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All: ....

Peach: Shouldn't someone follow him and make sure he doesn't kill anyone?

All: .........Nah!

Link: Mr. Game and Watch is GONE!! Lets PARTY! *music plays*

All: *start dancing*

Pichu: *sniff* Know what? *picks up book* I brought ye here to listen to some tales.....

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Mmmm....sequel maybe? Maybe. As for now. This is the end...unless I say other wise. Enjoy your life everyone. You never know when a black 2-D figure will come up and tell you pointless stories. Mwahahahaha.

THE END.....or is it? *creepy music plays* Stupid music people!!