A/N: Hehehe.. Note to all you people out there: When it comes to fanfiction, M2 LIES!! So don't trust her if she says she's going to update real soon, says she's done writing a story, or anything like that! ONLY TRUST HER WHEN SHE DOES SOMETHING-- Er.. Nevermind... Um.. Oh yeah! Seems Tales of a Drunken Game and Watch is getting updated! WHOO HOO! Enjoy then! n_n
CHAPTER 7: The tale of... Tales of a Drunken Game and Watch
Pichu: *sits on a foot rest* Everybody! I have something to say!
All: *slowly stop partying*
Fox: What is it rat?
Link: Don't tell me he's back!!
Pichu: No no! Even better!!
All: .....
Bowser: Anything is better!
Pichu: I'm gonna tell you stories!!
Ganondorf: .... Except that...
Pichu: *ahem* I bro--
Ness: ..It'd be wrong and boring if you said that...
Pichu: It's time for you to listen to some more tales!
Nana: Listen to MORE tales!
Pichu: Yep! More tales!
Roy: How many tales?
Pichu: Oh! Many many tales.
Zelda: Will they be better?
Pichu: I sure hope so!
C. Falcon: Is there any way to get out of this?
Pichu: Nope, so sit and listen to me.
*silence*
Y. Link: Gods that felt like a rip off...
Pichu: QUIET GREEN HAT WEARING BOY!
Y. Link: .... Uh...ouch?
All: *snickers*
Pichu: Humph! Stupids! Today is the tale about Tales of a Drunken Game and Watch...
All: .....
Peach: It's so...Deja vu-y like...
Popo: You're kidding...right?
PIchu: ....Noooooooo....
All: Dear marshmallows...
Kirby: Hey!
Pichu: *ahem* So once there was this.... stick figure dude right. And he uh...told stories of pure stupidness...it was...EVIL!!!! Get it? EVIL! I crack myself up!!
All: *already dousing off*
Pichu: Humph! And so one day he lock all of these poor people in a room.
Bowser: *sadisticly* And started to--
Peach: *smacks him* Pervert!!
Bowser: Owie! Dumb head!
Peach: Lizard breathe.
Bowser: Pouffy pants.
Peach: Doo doo shell.
Bowser: Ugly hair headed girl.
Peach: *gasp* NEVER....INSULT....THE HAIR!
Bowser: ...Err...
Peach: *takes out frying pan* HIYA!!!! *smacks Bowser who goes crashing into the wall*
Bowser: Mama...mia...
Mario: *cries* I'm suing!!!!!
Pichu: Grr....*takes out a big ugly mask* Guess what everyone...
All: *slowly turns to look* Wha?
Pichu: *shouts* OOGA OOGA BOOOGA!!!!!!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: *shrieks like a girl* YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Zelda: Humph. That's an insult to all girls...
Pichu: NOW PAY ATTENTION YOU....DUMMYS!
All: Or what?
Pichu: OR...I'LL...........*takes out a shiny piece of melt* SLICE YOUR GUTS OUT!!!!!
Ganondorf: HE HAS A KNIFE!!!!! *faints*
All: *silenced*
Pichu: Now...*ahem* He locked them in this room and started to torture them with horrible, stupid, stories. They were all bored andÉand...uh... stupefied to death!
Pikachu: Come on Pichu.
Jigglypuff: I've heard better stories about a stupid old man...
Pichu: ...Where is Mewtwo?
All: *shrugs*
Pichu: Oh well. So they couldn't take the tales of stupid ole men and pikmin and cloths and Yoshie-wanna-be's and chinchillas...they went on...*gasp* A STRIKE!!
All: Oh scary...
Pichu: And then..the brave Pichu stood up---
Link: *kicks Pichu over and sits in his place* And was defeated by a great Mewtwo, who went to New York with a torn up Game and Watch, on a rampage to kill using Kirby's gun, THE END!!
Pichu: HEY!!!!!! *starts swinging knife*
Link: Crap!! *goes back to his seat*
Pichu: Dummy! I tell stories! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME--
*Some time later...*
Pichu: *blue face* ME...ME....ME...Me...me....me....me...me...me..me...
All: OH SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Pichu: Er...and the evil Game and Watch was defeated when he was sliced by a paper shredder....uh...THE END! ^_^ Yeah! I did it!
All: Boooooo!
Pichu: *takes out knife* What was that?
All: Err....
Pichu: Much better. *Ahem* Next time we shall listen to..
Marth: Pichu give it up...You're not him...
Pichu: But I wanna be!!
All: PICHU!
Pichu: Grrrr..... *swings knife*
All: Uh..bravo!
Pichu: Thank you! Next time it shall be...A new story for you to enjoy!
Dr. Mario: You have no idea what kind of story you will tell do you?
Pichu: Golly you're smart Dr. Mario! *evil grin* But that doesn't mean I won't hurt you if you do not enjoy every story I tell youÉ
Dr. Mario: *pale* Yes Pichu...
Peach: What happen to all the good Pichu?
*Suddenly there was a crash heard coming from the hallway and in came...*
All: *gasp* Mr. Game and Watch?!
Mr. G&W: *his head is still torn, he has a beaten up Mewtwo in one hand and a gun in the other* Huff... Puff.... I'M OKAY!!
All: *get scared, runs to the nearest window*
G&W: HEY! That's mean!
Pichu: Grr. Get back and listen to me tell stories!
G&W: WHAT?! You're telling stories?!
Pichu: That's right! I'm the new story teller around here!!
Y. Link: And he copied your motto!
G&W: That's it! *tosses Mewtwo aside* You're dead meat, I say!
Pichu: Erm, you don't scare me! *prepares his knife*
G&W: When I'm done with you, you'll wish you were too dumb to know fear!! *prepares his gun*
Kirby: *sniff* I want my gun back...
Ness: I just want this to be over... I want to watch Fighting Foodons now.
G&W: I'll show you how to tell stories around here!
Pichu: Bring it on paper man!
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And I'll end it right here... -_- Eep.. I think I'm losing my touch... I just liked this story so much, I had to continue it. If you still want it to be continued, please tell me. If you think it stinks and needs to be burned, tell me also. If you are less than a foot tall, like to eat raisins, and is reading this, I suggest you return to your chinchilla cage before you are caught. *ahem* Now to make up for things...
(>'-')> (^''^) (>'-')> Kirby dance! Dance my little Kirbys! Dance! *dance dance dance*