Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answered by each of the Dark Angel cast.

Inspired by an email a friend got, where famous people from history answered the question (eg. Martin Luther – I have a dream, a dream in which one day the motives of the chicken will not be questioned). Hope you enjoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Max: Because her CO told her not to.

Alec: Actually, it was a rooster, and he only crossed the road because there was a unique chicken, unlike any other over there.

Zack: She was risking tactical exposure just by being there, and had to move out.

Logan: I might have to get Eye's Only to look into it, because I'm not 100% sure of the answer myself, but the main theory is that the chicken wasn't able to financially support herself, and had to relocate. But, however, there is always Stern's theory that somebody forced her to switch sides of the road, though who it was that was trying to force her is still unknown and the police have refused to tell anybody anything. Then there's Mast's theory that it wasn't actually a chicken that crossed the road, but a transgenic in the form of a chicken. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that one.

Original Cindy: cause she had a fine lickety-boo waiting over the other side for her.

Joshua: Buffalo? Where?

Normal: I don't care if God crossed the road, you are still in work hours so bip!

Sketchy: Um? Because there's a strip club on that side? I don't know!

Herbal Thought: Because on that side of the road it's all good all the time, and the chicken wanted to be a part of that. Overstand?

Asha: Because she had a meeting with her secret group of chickens, called the S1X.

Lydecker: Well it's actually not spoken of much, but the chicken crossed the road to get to an ADAP meeting.

White: To go to a meeting. End of story.

Rafer: Cause she had to meet a guy. Why else?

Syl: Because the cat dragged her.

Krit: Because she got tired off running, and wanted to start her new life by killing her former owners.

Ben: Because the Blue Lady told her to.

Tinga: Because her son was on that side of the road, and she had to save him.

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That's all the characters that I can think of for now, but if I've forgotten some, please tell me. Otherwise, review and tell me why you think the chicken crossed the road.

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