Disclaimer: I don't own Junkyard Wars, Mario, or Zelda.
A/N: Hi! If you don't know what "Junkyard Wars" is, it's a TV show where 2 teams of 3 as well as 1 expert added on to help each team try to build certain machines out of stuff in a junkyard. They also have a guest judge, but I can't think of one. There's one for America and one for England. Both are on TLC. In my opinion, the hosts on the English version are worse (Just my opinion.). Please enjoy!
Mario and Zelda in Junkyard Wars
Host: Mr.E
Teams: Mario and Zelda
Mario: Mario, Luigi, and Peach.
Zelda: Link, Zelda, and Kafei
Experts: Metal Mario (Mario Team) and Patch (Zelda Team)
Challenge: Paintball tanks!
The Beginning
Mr.E is sitting on the Junkyard Wars hosting thrown. The two teams just ran up.
Mr.E: Mario team!
Entire Mario team: Yeah!
Mr.E: Zelda team!
Entire Zelda team: Yeah!
Mr.E: Today, must build the greatest, strongest, and over all most powerful PAINTBALL TANKS!
Both teams (Enthusiastically, but worried.): Yea.
Zelda: What's a paintball?
Mario whips out a paintball gun and shots her: That!
Mr.E: Settle!
Zelda and Mario both murmur.
Mr.E: Teams! Are you ready?!
Both teams: YEAH!
Mr.E pulls a lever causing the giant car crusher to fall flattening the totaled car to paper size.
Mr.E: GO!!!!
The teams jet off.
THE END . . . for now.
A/N: I'm not sure why I added Kafei. I couldn't think of anyone else. At first I was thinking Navi, but she'd have to be killed. Thanks for reading!
A/N: Hi! If you don't know what "Junkyard Wars" is, it's a TV show where 2 teams of 3 as well as 1 expert added on to help each team try to build certain machines out of stuff in a junkyard. They also have a guest judge, but I can't think of one. There's one for America and one for England. Both are on TLC. In my opinion, the hosts on the English version are worse (Just my opinion.). Please enjoy!
Mario and Zelda in Junkyard Wars
Host: Mr.E
Teams: Mario and Zelda
Mario: Mario, Luigi, and Peach.
Zelda: Link, Zelda, and Kafei
Experts: Metal Mario (Mario Team) and Patch (Zelda Team)
Challenge: Paintball tanks!
The Beginning
Mr.E is sitting on the Junkyard Wars hosting thrown. The two teams just ran up.
Mr.E: Mario team!
Entire Mario team: Yeah!
Mr.E: Zelda team!
Entire Zelda team: Yeah!
Mr.E: Today, must build the greatest, strongest, and over all most powerful PAINTBALL TANKS!
Both teams (Enthusiastically, but worried.): Yea.
Zelda: What's a paintball?
Mario whips out a paintball gun and shots her: That!
Mr.E: Settle!
Zelda and Mario both murmur.
Mr.E: Teams! Are you ready?!
Both teams: YEAH!
Mr.E pulls a lever causing the giant car crusher to fall flattening the totaled car to paper size.
Mr.E: GO!!!!
The teams jet off.
THE END . . . for now.
A/N: I'm not sure why I added Kafei. I couldn't think of anyone else. At first I was thinking Navi, but she'd have to be killed. Thanks for reading!