FF 8 characters go to junior high
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story _
This is what everyone's thinkin
Squall: Damn books they are good for fucken nothing.
Rinoa: Damn teachers
Zell: Fucked up school
Siefer: Damn classes
Quistis: Yes, I'm going back to school
Now everyone talks out loud
Cid: DAMNIT WHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE
HALLS OF THE BITCHES?????????????????????????
Quistis: Cid, watch that mouth of yours
Siefer: Anyone want to clear there mind with me (Pulls out
a box of cocaine)
Rinoa: I do
Quistis: Siefer put that away, thay's for assholes, wait
your one, nevermind
Seifer: Bo-ya
Squall: Bitch, Rinoa's mine
Rinoa: In junior high he gets me, but after that you can
have all you want of me
Squall: yes, in your fucked up face seifer
Seifer: Bring it on
Squall: you bet
(They both pull out gunblades, and exchange blows)
Squall: bitch
Siefer: why do hate me?
Squall: cause you think your cool because, you got Rinoa
(Then he throws his gunblade at him and it goes threw his
arm)
Seifer: Ahhhhhh, bitch, bring it (Then he charges)
Squall: Ahhh (as his gunblade goes threw his arm, and
Seifer pulls the trigger)
Irvine who just made it to school: Stop it Seifer (He starts
Firing)
(Seifer screams as one hits his his scrotum)
10 minutes later an ambulance arrives to give Seifer
surgery on his scrotum.
Seifer: From now on Squlll and Irvine your shall be my
arch rivals
(Starts to fire from his gunblade)
Squall: Shit, that dirty little bitch
Irvine: Watch this (He jumps back and pulls 2 Dusdachas
Out of his pockets and unloads on Seifer)
Then the ambulance leaves and Seifers life is on the line
Princible: Go to class and Quistis come with me
(Quistis follows)
Quistis: What do you want once we get to your office
Principal: how old our you?
Quistis: 24
Principal: Are you single?
Quistis: Yes
Principal: Let's do it
Quistis: Do IT
Principal: Yes
(So they both strip and do it)
Back at the classes
Irvine: first we have math
Squall: Damn it I hate math, it's for little smart ass wussies
Rinoa: This is my best subject I had a D- in it last year
Teacher, will call her teacher from hell: Okay will Irvine
come up and do number 1, Rinoa number 2
Teacher: Okay 3+3=6 good Irvine, now Rinoa 0+2=20,
Okay.
Rinoa, goes back and pulls out a dollar bill and starts
sniffing crack
Teacher: Rinoa you can only do that if you share with the
class
Rinoa: Fine here
It goes around the class
Squall: May I go to the Principals office, to get my math
book he took away?
Teacher: Sure
Squall goes into the principals office and opens the door
Squall: Holy shit
There where the principal and Quistis making out on the
table
Quistis: I can explain
What will she say, tune in for chappy 2, no flames
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story _
This is what everyone's thinkin
Squall: Damn books they are good for fucken nothing.
Rinoa: Damn teachers
Zell: Fucked up school
Siefer: Damn classes
Quistis: Yes, I'm going back to school
Now everyone talks out loud
Cid: DAMNIT WHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE
HALLS OF THE BITCHES?????????????????????????
Quistis: Cid, watch that mouth of yours
Siefer: Anyone want to clear there mind with me (Pulls out
a box of cocaine)
Rinoa: I do
Quistis: Siefer put that away, thay's for assholes, wait
your one, nevermind
Seifer: Bo-ya
Squall: Bitch, Rinoa's mine
Rinoa: In junior high he gets me, but after that you can
have all you want of me
Squall: yes, in your fucked up face seifer
Seifer: Bring it on
Squall: you bet
(They both pull out gunblades, and exchange blows)
Squall: bitch
Siefer: why do hate me?
Squall: cause you think your cool because, you got Rinoa
(Then he throws his gunblade at him and it goes threw his
arm)
Seifer: Ahhhhhh, bitch, bring it (Then he charges)
Squall: Ahhh (as his gunblade goes threw his arm, and
Seifer pulls the trigger)
Irvine who just made it to school: Stop it Seifer (He starts
Firing)
(Seifer screams as one hits his his scrotum)
10 minutes later an ambulance arrives to give Seifer
surgery on his scrotum.
Seifer: From now on Squlll and Irvine your shall be my
arch rivals
(Starts to fire from his gunblade)
Squall: Shit, that dirty little bitch
Irvine: Watch this (He jumps back and pulls 2 Dusdachas
Out of his pockets and unloads on Seifer)
Then the ambulance leaves and Seifers life is on the line
Princible: Go to class and Quistis come with me
(Quistis follows)
Quistis: What do you want once we get to your office
Principal: how old our you?
Quistis: 24
Principal: Are you single?
Quistis: Yes
Principal: Let's do it
Quistis: Do IT
Principal: Yes
(So they both strip and do it)
Back at the classes
Irvine: first we have math
Squall: Damn it I hate math, it's for little smart ass wussies
Rinoa: This is my best subject I had a D- in it last year
Teacher, will call her teacher from hell: Okay will Irvine
come up and do number 1, Rinoa number 2
Teacher: Okay 3+3=6 good Irvine, now Rinoa 0+2=20,
Okay.
Rinoa, goes back and pulls out a dollar bill and starts
sniffing crack
Teacher: Rinoa you can only do that if you share with the
class
Rinoa: Fine here
It goes around the class
Squall: May I go to the Principals office, to get my math
book he took away?
Teacher: Sure
Squall goes into the principals office and opens the door
Squall: Holy shit
There where the principal and Quistis making out on the
table
Quistis: I can explain
What will she say, tune in for chappy 2, no flames