Copyright: This fic is Copyrighted 2002 by BM&S Publishing Company
C&C Cut Scenes & Bad Takes
)Red Alert Intro, Take 1(
Assistant shuffling a camera around
Einstein: Stop paying wit dat ting
Assistant: I've just got to adjust this...
Einstein: Give me da coordination sequences. NOW!
Assistant: They're already done
Einstein sits in chair
Einstein: Hello, hello, is dis ting on?
Assistant: Sir, the camera isn't on
Einstein: Of course it's on, I can see da little red light blinking
Camera Man: Glares madly at them
)Red Alert Intro, Take 8(
Einstein: I vonder vhat the plumbing's like
Assistant: do this, do that, all I ever hear, you jackass
Einstein: VAT?
Director: CUT!
)Red Alert Intro, take 26(
(Einstein is beamed to the past)
Hitler: Whistling "The Hills are alive, with the sound of music"
Einstein: You're supposed to be whistling de national anthem you moron.
oh, are ve on? ok... Heir Hitler!
Hitler: Eye Roll Ja, vas is hin deir loss?Light shines in his eyes AHHHHH!
I"M BLIND!
)Soviet Intro, Take 1(
Stalin: How long did it take for de gas to vork, Gradenco?
Gradenco: My balls itch... OH, uhhhh, I forgot my lines
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)Soviet Intro, Take 6(
Stalin: Good, begin full production of the gas Farts
Nadia: Cough No need, we just got some
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)Soviet Intro, Take 15(
Nadia: How many dead?
Grandenco: Shut you face!
Nadia: Comrade Stalin, I NEED TO PEE!
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)Soviet Intro, Take 28(
Stalin: Come my dear, I have a job that requires you're "special" skills
Nadia: LIAR! The only things you want are my perky breasts and my nice ass!
Camera man: All out laughter
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)Take 15...continued(
Grandenco: YOU CAN HOLD IT IN YOU BITCH, VE'RE VIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOOT HERE!
Stalin: Nadia, calm down
Nadia: OH da? Vell if you two would get us a better contract next time and stop looking into my shower every morning, MAYBE VE COULD GET SOMETHING DONE!
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)Ending Cinimatic to Soviet Mission 1, Take 1(
Plane flies in
Girl 1: AHHHHHH! IT'S STALINS BOOGERS!
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)Ending Cinimatic to Soviet Mission 1, Take 2(
Plane flies in
Girls: Screaming
Teddy bear falls to the ground
Teddy: NO DONT LEAVE ME!
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)End of Soviet Mission 1, Take 15(
Yak Pilot: OH Lord, vat have I done? VAT HAVE I DONE?
Jumps out of plane
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)Soviet Intro, Take 15 continued(
Grandenco: VELL! If you didn't act like a slut all da time and sleeping
vith de editors and publishers! MABYE YOU COULD GET A BREAST REDUCITON!
DAT MIGHT HELP!
Stalin: Da Nadia, dey are to big
Nadia: Yep they are big, but quit it vith de excuses, WE ALL KNOW YOU JUST VANT ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION!
Nadia jumps on the table and starts striping
Stalin: O.O
Grandenco: O.O
camera man?.?
Director: Laughing
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Well? What do you think? I'm going to add-on more chapters' constantly so, watch for them