Oh, uh, heres the chapter that goes inbetween these two! lol! Anyway, here goes
CID'S SeeD SPEACH
Later that morning, Kay, Selphie, and Lyra were sitting on their beds in their dorm room. Selphie was swinging her legs over the side of her bed. Lyra was laying on her back with the trench coat over her legs, her head on the pillow. Kay was laying on her side, reading a book called "The Gunslinger."
"I'm in squad D," Selphie said cheerily.
"I'm in A..." Lyra said sourly.
"If you think that's bad, I'm in B," Kay said brightly.
"With who?" Lyra asked.
"Chicken- wuss and Jerk- face," Kay grinned.
Lyra looked at her blankly. "Huh?"
"Zell's the Chicken- wuss, and Seifer's the Jerk- face," Kay explained. "I mean, Zell isn't really a chicken, but Seifer's definitely a Jerk."
"Uh- huh." Lyra muttered.
"Oh, really? Seifer's the team captain?" Selphie asked.
"Yeah. Why?" Kay asked.
Selphie stifled a giggle. "Then I bet you a hundred bucks you don't get anywhere in that SeeD exam except a kick out the door. This is Seifer's last chance, and your first. Seifer's never passed a SeeD exam," she half laughed.
"Thanks for the support," Kay said quietly.
"Oh, but really. Seifer's really bad. I hear he got a detention the other day. And he's on the Disciplinary Comity!" Lyra blurted out.
'Look who's talking,' Kay thought to herself. She said, "Look, he's really not all bad. He's actually easy to understand. You just be nice and stand your ground, and his wheels stop turning. He doesn't understand that."
"Okay, that made no sense," Lyra muttered, putting her hands behind her head.
"Made sense to me!" Selphie chimed in haply.
"Are you on Prozac?" Lyra asked, looking into Selphie's eyes.
"Happy pills? No. But you should be!" Selphie retorted.
Lyra jumped off her bed. "You little..." she started.
But she was interrupted by Cid's voice over the intercom. "All SeeD exam students please report to the Front Gate right now, thank you," his voice said. Then the intercom crackled and there was the sound of two people fighting in the background. It was Cid and someone else.
"I told you to give the Garden Festival Comity News a new name!"
"But Headmaster Cid..."
"I don't want to hear it!"
"But..."
"No! Vash, you just go down there and give the press a different name, or give the job to someone else!"
"Headmaster, the..."
"NOT NOW!"
"The intercom is still on, sir."
"Wha... Oh, oops. My bad..."
There was a crackle, a click, and the intercom went out.
Immediately, Selphie, Kay and Lyra started cracking up. They were laughing so hard, tears came out of their eyes. Lyra stopped laughing first. She walked over to the door and opened it.
"Okay, girls, lets get going," she said, still almost laughing.
Between her laughing fits, Kay tried to say, "Poor Vash. He's been doing so good, and now he needs to change the name..."
Selphie was still giggling like a jester. "I know.... He's such a ha.... ha.... ha.... Hard worker!" she blurted in-between laughs.
"Okay, girls. Lets go now," Lyra said, getting impatient.
Selphie and Kay overcame their giggles and followed Lyra out the door. They walked down the open walkway. There was the middle and top floors in the center of the round- shaped Garden. On the outside of the middle floors of the Garden, there was the various facilities that the students could visit. Going clockwise from the front gate, there was the Infirmary. Then there was the Cafeteria, the Garden Festival Comity, or the Quad, the Dorms, and then the parking lot. After the parking lot there was the training center and the library. Then it was back to the front gate.
When Kay, Selphie and Lyra made it to the front gate, they noticed the flat area was divided into four sections. Squad A, B, C, and D. The girls split up and went to their separate squads.
Kay noticed that Seifer was no place to be seen. Only Zell, who was dressed in the Cadet Uniform like everyone else. He was punching the air aimlessly, trying to pass time, standing by the Squad B sign.
"Hey, Zell!" Kay called to him cheerfully.
"Oh, hi Kay," Zell replied, pausing in his last- minute- training. "Do you know where Seifer is?"
"No, but I can guess. He's probably pissed that he has to be the captain of us two," Kay joked.
"Yeah," Zell laughed, "Maybe."
"Attention Squads!" Quistis called over the loud din of the students and their friends.
Everyone went quiet rather quickly.
"Okay, good. Now, we will all be going to Balamb City. From there, we will be going to assist the Delling Army in the Delling capital. They have been under attack for the past seventy- two hours, and have requested SeeD to help. Your mission will be better explained on the ship to Delling," Quistis said. "And here is your Headmaster, Cid Kramer!"
There was a faint cheering. Then Cid Kramer came out of the hall. Cid was an old man. Balding and hawk- nosed, he was the creator of Garden. His hair was brown. He had a red vest and white shirt on with red pants.
"Hello, future SeeD's. I hope you all try your best out there. This is a life threatening Mission, and some of you might not make it to become SeeD's," Cid paused to look at the students in front of him. "You will be accompanied by actual SeeD members if you are to fail in your mission. Don't worry, they will get the job done if you don't. They always do."
"So comforting," Zell muttered out of the side of his mouth to Kay.
"I know," Kay replied.
"As being SeeD's, you will attend the SeeD Ball after the exam. That's only if you pass. If you don't pass, you don't go to the Ball. That's all for now. Good Luck," Cid said.
That's when Seifer slipped into the Squad B place. He was never caught for being late.
"What's your problem?" Kay asked.
"I didn't want to hear Kramer's speech again..." Seifer said, smirking.
"You're a horrible student," Kay said, smiling at him.
"That's a compliment," he replied.
Zell frowned. "I thought you guys hated each other!" he said, confused.
"Oh, we do?" Kay asked innocently.
Zell put his hand on his forehead. "Yes! In the hallway? This morning? You, him, hate?"
Seifer shrugged. "Yeah?"
"Yeah, we worked out our differences," Kay said.
"Ay- yai....." Zell muttered.
"When?" Zell asked.
"Uh, after class?" Kay half asked.
"Sure....." Zell said, frowning.
"Okay, Squads A and B," Quistis announced suddenly. "You will be in car one. Squads C and D will be in car two. Does everyone understand?"
There was a loud chorus of yeses. A few wise guys yelled out no.
"Good. Now, go to your cars. They are waiting outside right now," Quistis said, pointing out the front gate door.
Everyone nodded and walked out the door. Zell, Kay, and Seifer walked out of the door first and went into car one.
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The next chapter is insulting to human intelligance, let me warn you! If you are not a toidi or a norom, or if you are detacitsihpos, please don't read it! lol. If you didn't know, everything was sdrowkcab lol
Bet u cant figure it out!
CID'S SeeD SPEACH
Later that morning, Kay, Selphie, and Lyra were sitting on their beds in their dorm room. Selphie was swinging her legs over the side of her bed. Lyra was laying on her back with the trench coat over her legs, her head on the pillow. Kay was laying on her side, reading a book called "The Gunslinger."
"I'm in squad D," Selphie said cheerily.
"I'm in A..." Lyra said sourly.
"If you think that's bad, I'm in B," Kay said brightly.
"With who?" Lyra asked.
"Chicken- wuss and Jerk- face," Kay grinned.
Lyra looked at her blankly. "Huh?"
"Zell's the Chicken- wuss, and Seifer's the Jerk- face," Kay explained. "I mean, Zell isn't really a chicken, but Seifer's definitely a Jerk."
"Uh- huh." Lyra muttered.
"Oh, really? Seifer's the team captain?" Selphie asked.
"Yeah. Why?" Kay asked.
Selphie stifled a giggle. "Then I bet you a hundred bucks you don't get anywhere in that SeeD exam except a kick out the door. This is Seifer's last chance, and your first. Seifer's never passed a SeeD exam," she half laughed.
"Thanks for the support," Kay said quietly.
"Oh, but really. Seifer's really bad. I hear he got a detention the other day. And he's on the Disciplinary Comity!" Lyra blurted out.
'Look who's talking,' Kay thought to herself. She said, "Look, he's really not all bad. He's actually easy to understand. You just be nice and stand your ground, and his wheels stop turning. He doesn't understand that."
"Okay, that made no sense," Lyra muttered, putting her hands behind her head.
"Made sense to me!" Selphie chimed in haply.
"Are you on Prozac?" Lyra asked, looking into Selphie's eyes.
"Happy pills? No. But you should be!" Selphie retorted.
Lyra jumped off her bed. "You little..." she started.
But she was interrupted by Cid's voice over the intercom. "All SeeD exam students please report to the Front Gate right now, thank you," his voice said. Then the intercom crackled and there was the sound of two people fighting in the background. It was Cid and someone else.
"I told you to give the Garden Festival Comity News a new name!"
"But Headmaster Cid..."
"I don't want to hear it!"
"But..."
"No! Vash, you just go down there and give the press a different name, or give the job to someone else!"
"Headmaster, the..."
"NOT NOW!"
"The intercom is still on, sir."
"Wha... Oh, oops. My bad..."
There was a crackle, a click, and the intercom went out.
Immediately, Selphie, Kay and Lyra started cracking up. They were laughing so hard, tears came out of their eyes. Lyra stopped laughing first. She walked over to the door and opened it.
"Okay, girls, lets get going," she said, still almost laughing.
Between her laughing fits, Kay tried to say, "Poor Vash. He's been doing so good, and now he needs to change the name..."
Selphie was still giggling like a jester. "I know.... He's such a ha.... ha.... ha.... Hard worker!" she blurted in-between laughs.
"Okay, girls. Lets go now," Lyra said, getting impatient.
Selphie and Kay overcame their giggles and followed Lyra out the door. They walked down the open walkway. There was the middle and top floors in the center of the round- shaped Garden. On the outside of the middle floors of the Garden, there was the various facilities that the students could visit. Going clockwise from the front gate, there was the Infirmary. Then there was the Cafeteria, the Garden Festival Comity, or the Quad, the Dorms, and then the parking lot. After the parking lot there was the training center and the library. Then it was back to the front gate.
When Kay, Selphie and Lyra made it to the front gate, they noticed the flat area was divided into four sections. Squad A, B, C, and D. The girls split up and went to their separate squads.
Kay noticed that Seifer was no place to be seen. Only Zell, who was dressed in the Cadet Uniform like everyone else. He was punching the air aimlessly, trying to pass time, standing by the Squad B sign.
"Hey, Zell!" Kay called to him cheerfully.
"Oh, hi Kay," Zell replied, pausing in his last- minute- training. "Do you know where Seifer is?"
"No, but I can guess. He's probably pissed that he has to be the captain of us two," Kay joked.
"Yeah," Zell laughed, "Maybe."
"Attention Squads!" Quistis called over the loud din of the students and their friends.
Everyone went quiet rather quickly.
"Okay, good. Now, we will all be going to Balamb City. From there, we will be going to assist the Delling Army in the Delling capital. They have been under attack for the past seventy- two hours, and have requested SeeD to help. Your mission will be better explained on the ship to Delling," Quistis said. "And here is your Headmaster, Cid Kramer!"
There was a faint cheering. Then Cid Kramer came out of the hall. Cid was an old man. Balding and hawk- nosed, he was the creator of Garden. His hair was brown. He had a red vest and white shirt on with red pants.
"Hello, future SeeD's. I hope you all try your best out there. This is a life threatening Mission, and some of you might not make it to become SeeD's," Cid paused to look at the students in front of him. "You will be accompanied by actual SeeD members if you are to fail in your mission. Don't worry, they will get the job done if you don't. They always do."
"So comforting," Zell muttered out of the side of his mouth to Kay.
"I know," Kay replied.
"As being SeeD's, you will attend the SeeD Ball after the exam. That's only if you pass. If you don't pass, you don't go to the Ball. That's all for now. Good Luck," Cid said.
That's when Seifer slipped into the Squad B place. He was never caught for being late.
"What's your problem?" Kay asked.
"I didn't want to hear Kramer's speech again..." Seifer said, smirking.
"You're a horrible student," Kay said, smiling at him.
"That's a compliment," he replied.
Zell frowned. "I thought you guys hated each other!" he said, confused.
"Oh, we do?" Kay asked innocently.
Zell put his hand on his forehead. "Yes! In the hallway? This morning? You, him, hate?"
Seifer shrugged. "Yeah?"
"Yeah, we worked out our differences," Kay said.
"Ay- yai....." Zell muttered.
"When?" Zell asked.
"Uh, after class?" Kay half asked.
"Sure....." Zell said, frowning.
"Okay, Squads A and B," Quistis announced suddenly. "You will be in car one. Squads C and D will be in car two. Does everyone understand?"
There was a loud chorus of yeses. A few wise guys yelled out no.
"Good. Now, go to your cars. They are waiting outside right now," Quistis said, pointing out the front gate door.
Everyone nodded and walked out the door. Zell, Kay, and Seifer walked out of the door first and went into car one.
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The next chapter is insulting to human intelligance, let me warn you! If you are not a toidi or a norom, or if you are detacitsihpos, please don't read it! lol. If you didn't know, everything was sdrowkcab lol
Bet u cant figure it out!