Story: I Won't Dance
Subtitle: You Won't Make Me
By: Ktie Eiknlng
Rating: PG-13, I might have some sex encounters in these future chapters between Sev and
Hermione and the other situation.
Disclaimer:In chapter one
Re-cap: Sevsnap Potions Inc. has made a cure for the insanity disease. Longbottom's have
received it… Hermione has something to give him, something that she owed him because of
some flowers. But also wants something from him.
Chapter 5: Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny Swirly Pink Bra bikini (like my improvising on that one?)
"Albus, Albus, are you in there?"
"Yes, Hermione, do come in. What do you need?"
"Well, as you know, I am falling for Severus," he laughed, "what are you laughing about?
Huh? What?"
"Well, you've been in love with him for quite some time. You just haven't noticed. Like a friend
of mine. When he was a teen he played flute and piccolo. We all considered him gay because
of the way he acted, and he always denied it. It was just a few years ago that he realized
what we had been telling him."
"Oh. Well, anyway, I was wondering if I could get a room in the castle, so I could be near him,
and have it connected to Sevsnapo.."
"Well, that seems reasonable. Where would you like your room?"
"Close to Severus', but far enough away that if we are angry I won't seem him when I step
out in the hall."
"That seems quite reasonable. I think I have just the room. Its about a 3 minute walk down
the hall, and its already connected to the floo system, and I believe that all of your stuff is
there," he said with a twinkle in his eye.
"You knew? But how? I hadn't told anyone!"
"I could tell the look in your eyes when you were in that room with him. That was why I
suggested it actually."
"You! You set us up! You even changed his blood to match mine, didn't you? Didn't you?"
"Yes, I admit that, but it was for the best wasn't it?"
"Thank you," she said walking over to him and giving him a long hug.
"Your welcome. But it is nearing near five, you best get ready." She gave him a hug smile.
She also wondered if what she was going to do was written in her eyes.
She quickly found her new room and the entrance to it. It was a picture of a Heath, perhaps
the Heath that Heath was named after.
Her room exceeded what she thought it'd be like. It was homey, yet- The only words to
describe it was wonderful. And after tonight, everything would be wonderful. She went to her
closet and retrieved a richly colored lavender robe and several other things, and made her
way off to Severus' wondering what he would say.
When she got there, Severus looked like he had gone insane. Everything was in a perfect
place, everything was cleaned, everything was in order.
"I didn't think I could take it any longer if you didn't show up. Thank you. too."
"Sev, oh...And what about your surprise?"
"Oh, yes, dear me. What about that..?"
"I want you to guess first."
'She's playing hard to get. Now what would she want to give me?'
'Would this something be itty bitty?"
"Sorta."
"Tweeny weeny?"
"Mm.." She was holding this something in her hand. And he knew exactly what it was, before
she had told him.
"Could this something be pink, swirled and have roses on it?"
"It could."
"Could this something be you without it on?"
"Most definitely."
"Hmm."
"Could this be the something you wanted?" She said handing him the exact same kind of pink
bra.
"Yes, but there is more."
"Oh?"
"I want the person that's been wearing it."
"Well, Minerva let me borrow it, she said I have to-"
"You are spoiling the moment, you know that?"
"Well, you should've seen the look of horror on your face..."
"It wasn't funny!"
"Oh, believe me. It was worth it. I've got another surprise for you, too."
"That isn't good. Not at all."
"Well, then, I'll just tell Albus I'm moving back to my apartment then."
"NO! I didn't mean," he started, but he noticed the smirk on her face.
"Well, then, if you didn't mean it, I'll just have to tell you where it is, and what the password
is."
"That sounds good."
"But you are warned, you might find someone walking around naked."
He was now getting aroused by the mere thought of her necked (hick word for naked), and
well, it was going good until she said the next thing.
"Minerva is only going to be using the shower until her plumbing is fixed."
"Hermione!"
"What?"
"Don't play stupid."
"Ok, so Minerva won't be using the shower, but I will. And I might walk around naked."
"Might? You know, this is quite provocative.."
"Only if I know you are coming round."
"Ah, that sounds like an idea."
"Well then, my room is the picture of Heath-"
"From work?"
"No, his namesake.."
"Oh, ok. The password?"
"Well, I was getting to that. The password is choc-" but she wasn't able to finish her sentence
due to a knock at the door.
"Who the hell is it?"
"Could you let me in?" It was Remus. He needed his potion.
"Hold on."
"Hello, Severus. Oh, hello, Hermione. I didn't know you and Severus were friends," He noticed
the pink bra Severus happened to be holding. And what he was trying to cover with it, "I'm
sorry, did I interrupt something between the two of you?"
"No, I was just, uh, well, its not what it looks like."
"It looks like you are holding a pink bra and trying to hide an obvious erection." Of course, it
wasn't obvious to Hermione. She wasn't to great at the obvious.
She answered in shock, "Severus likes to dress in women's clothing and I was letting him
borrow some of my clothes."
Remus gave her an odd look, but Severus answered, "You are a horrible lier, Herms, we
should work on that."
"Well, if you get me to lie really good, I could fake an orgasm." Both looked at her in shock.
"Maybe I won't teach you to lie."
"I'm sorry to interrupt again, but I was wondering about the Wolfsbane potion, the improved
one. Does it work?"
"Almost fool proof."
"Well, do you have any?"
"Yes, you need to take the potion every month right before the full moon."
"Ok. When should I start?"
"This coming month. I have enough made to last you several years."
"I won't have to see you again?"
"Not for awhile. I'll have it sent over tomorrow. Now, if you wouldn't mind.."
"Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but Ms. Granger left a little bit ago."
"What? Why didn't you tell me then?"
"Well, she gave me the chop off the head sign."
"Help me find the picture of Heath!"
"The one who fought with Grindewald?"
"Yes, yes."
"Its up the hall, next to a suit of armor."
"I'd invite you to tea or something, but I need to find Hermione."
"Ah, yes, well, I hope everything works out all right."
"Thank you."
He led Remus to the picture and then tried to get in to Hermione's room.
"Chocolate covered strawberries. Chocolate. Chocolate mousse. Chocolate cake. Chocolate
covered me?" The portrait still wouldn't let him in. "Chocolate covered us. Chocolate covered
Hermione. Chocolate syrup. Chocolate pretzels."
For some reason the door opened on chocolate pretzels.
"Hermione? Hermione, are you in here?" He heard a sob. "Hermione, what's wrong? What did
I say wrong? What did I do?"
"Yes, I am in the bathroom. I hadn't a sudden urge to be sick, I didn't know where your
bathroom was."
"Is that all?"
"Well, no, but I don't want to discuss the other part with you."
"What? I won't be able to handle it?
"Its personal."
"I'm here for you. I wouldn't want to not be. I want to help you."
"Well, I missed my period."
"Is that all?"
"Is that all? That's a big thing."
"Hermione, its probably just from losing so much weight."
"Well, I want to make sure."
"Wait, why would that be a problem? Who have you had sex with?"
"No one. It could be a virgin kind of thing. Like that Catholic chick."
"You're a virgin?"
"Well, I prefer to save myself for marriage."
"Oh. That makes sense. Don't you ever feel a need to, well, you know."
"No, not really. I tried to stray away from sexual thoughts."
"Even about your boyfriend?"
"No, not about him. I like dirty thoughts of him."
Snape was ultimately astonished that Hermione was still a virgin. Being in an office with
Draco, Heath and himself, he wondered who she'd pick to make her non virginal.
"Well, go see Poppy. You have to work tomorrow."
"Ah, yes. I'll see you soon. Stay here if you like." And she was off, but not without a kiss.
Hermione hurried off to Poppy's. She was curious if she really was pregnant. It would be
something new to her. Of course, how would be a good question.
"Poppy, I think I'm pregnant."
"Good lord, child."
"Would you check?"
"Of course." She scurried about and about. Finally, she came back. "No, dear, you aren't
pregnant. You are having side effects from the kidney operation. Just take some of this, and
you'll be fine in no time."
"Thank you, Poppy."
"No problem, but I'd prefer the next time you came that you didn't think you were pregnant.
Unless there is a true reason. You are a virgin, seeing how as you are, you can't be a pregnant
woman."
"I know. I overreacted. I'm sorry. Goodnight."
"Goodnight."
Hermione hurried off to her room thinking what it would've been like if she were pregnant.
Wondering that Sev could be the father, and they could live in Hogwarts and she could marry
Sev.
Severus happened to be thinking about Hermione, but not exactly what she was thinking. He
was wondering if it was good to marry the first person you had sex with. He hadn't. There had
been several before Moranda. But what about Hermione? She hadn't even had sex with him
and she was in a state of love. What if she tried it with some others first. Technically, they
weren't a couple yet. She just had one of his organs, that's all. But if they were, and they had
sex, and they got married, would it be good for her?
Soon enough, Hermione came back and broke his train of thought.
"Well?" He asked as soon as she stepped in the room.
"I'm not."
"Oh, thank the lord. What was wrong?"
"Just a side effect from the operation."
"That's good."
"But I just can't help wondering what it would be like."
"I know. We can work on making that come true, if you like." He knew what she would say,
but he could try.
"Not yet. I don't really want too." No, she did, but she was avoiding the fact that she was a
virgin. She wasn't ready to tell Severus yet.
"Ah, well, even the best wait."
"I just want to sleep."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes. I want to sleep in your arms."
"Ah, getting warmer."
"And you should be shirtless."
"Hotter."
"And I should be in my pajamas."
"Colder."
"And you should be in your room?"
"Freezing. Sub-zero. Alert Alert Alert!"
"Hm. Well, I'm quite alright with the you shirtless and in my bed thing."
"What if you were shirtless?"
"If I were, you wouldn't be in bed with me, not yet."
"Awh. Well, then I'll settle for just being in the same bed as you."
"Holding me."
"Holding you."
"Sev, remember that trip to Disney World?"
"Yes," he thought at the memory.
"When can we go?"
A.N.
Next Chapter! DISNEY WORLD! YAY!
Subtitle: You Won't Make Me
By: Ktie Eiknlng
Rating: PG-13, I might have some sex encounters in these future chapters between Sev and
Hermione and the other situation.
Disclaimer:In chapter one
Re-cap: Sevsnap Potions Inc. has made a cure for the insanity disease. Longbottom's have
received it… Hermione has something to give him, something that she owed him because of
some flowers. But also wants something from him.
Chapter 5: Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny Swirly Pink Bra bikini (like my improvising on that one?)
"Albus, Albus, are you in there?"
"Yes, Hermione, do come in. What do you need?"
"Well, as you know, I am falling for Severus," he laughed, "what are you laughing about?
Huh? What?"
"Well, you've been in love with him for quite some time. You just haven't noticed. Like a friend
of mine. When he was a teen he played flute and piccolo. We all considered him gay because
of the way he acted, and he always denied it. It was just a few years ago that he realized
what we had been telling him."
"Oh. Well, anyway, I was wondering if I could get a room in the castle, so I could be near him,
and have it connected to Sevsnapo.."
"Well, that seems reasonable. Where would you like your room?"
"Close to Severus', but far enough away that if we are angry I won't seem him when I step
out in the hall."
"That seems quite reasonable. I think I have just the room. Its about a 3 minute walk down
the hall, and its already connected to the floo system, and I believe that all of your stuff is
there," he said with a twinkle in his eye.
"You knew? But how? I hadn't told anyone!"
"I could tell the look in your eyes when you were in that room with him. That was why I
suggested it actually."
"You! You set us up! You even changed his blood to match mine, didn't you? Didn't you?"
"Yes, I admit that, but it was for the best wasn't it?"
"Thank you," she said walking over to him and giving him a long hug.
"Your welcome. But it is nearing near five, you best get ready." She gave him a hug smile.
She also wondered if what she was going to do was written in her eyes.
She quickly found her new room and the entrance to it. It was a picture of a Heath, perhaps
the Heath that Heath was named after.
Her room exceeded what she thought it'd be like. It was homey, yet- The only words to
describe it was wonderful. And after tonight, everything would be wonderful. She went to her
closet and retrieved a richly colored lavender robe and several other things, and made her
way off to Severus' wondering what he would say.
When she got there, Severus looked like he had gone insane. Everything was in a perfect
place, everything was cleaned, everything was in order.
"I didn't think I could take it any longer if you didn't show up. Thank you. too."
"Sev, oh...And what about your surprise?"
"Oh, yes, dear me. What about that..?"
"I want you to guess first."
'She's playing hard to get. Now what would she want to give me?'
'Would this something be itty bitty?"
"Sorta."
"Tweeny weeny?"
"Mm.." She was holding this something in her hand. And he knew exactly what it was, before
she had told him.
"Could this something be pink, swirled and have roses on it?"
"It could."
"Could this something be you without it on?"
"Most definitely."
"Hmm."
"Could this be the something you wanted?" She said handing him the exact same kind of pink
bra.
"Yes, but there is more."
"Oh?"
"I want the person that's been wearing it."
"Well, Minerva let me borrow it, she said I have to-"
"You are spoiling the moment, you know that?"
"Well, you should've seen the look of horror on your face..."
"It wasn't funny!"
"Oh, believe me. It was worth it. I've got another surprise for you, too."
"That isn't good. Not at all."
"Well, then, I'll just tell Albus I'm moving back to my apartment then."
"NO! I didn't mean," he started, but he noticed the smirk on her face.
"Well, then, if you didn't mean it, I'll just have to tell you where it is, and what the password
is."
"That sounds good."
"But you are warned, you might find someone walking around naked."
He was now getting aroused by the mere thought of her necked (hick word for naked), and
well, it was going good until she said the next thing.
"Minerva is only going to be using the shower until her plumbing is fixed."
"Hermione!"
"What?"
"Don't play stupid."
"Ok, so Minerva won't be using the shower, but I will. And I might walk around naked."
"Might? You know, this is quite provocative.."
"Only if I know you are coming round."
"Ah, that sounds like an idea."
"Well then, my room is the picture of Heath-"
"From work?"
"No, his namesake.."
"Oh, ok. The password?"
"Well, I was getting to that. The password is choc-" but she wasn't able to finish her sentence
due to a knock at the door.
"Who the hell is it?"
"Could you let me in?" It was Remus. He needed his potion.
"Hold on."
"Hello, Severus. Oh, hello, Hermione. I didn't know you and Severus were friends," He noticed
the pink bra Severus happened to be holding. And what he was trying to cover with it, "I'm
sorry, did I interrupt something between the two of you?"
"No, I was just, uh, well, its not what it looks like."
"It looks like you are holding a pink bra and trying to hide an obvious erection." Of course, it
wasn't obvious to Hermione. She wasn't to great at the obvious.
She answered in shock, "Severus likes to dress in women's clothing and I was letting him
borrow some of my clothes."
Remus gave her an odd look, but Severus answered, "You are a horrible lier, Herms, we
should work on that."
"Well, if you get me to lie really good, I could fake an orgasm." Both looked at her in shock.
"Maybe I won't teach you to lie."
"I'm sorry to interrupt again, but I was wondering about the Wolfsbane potion, the improved
one. Does it work?"
"Almost fool proof."
"Well, do you have any?"
"Yes, you need to take the potion every month right before the full moon."
"Ok. When should I start?"
"This coming month. I have enough made to last you several years."
"I won't have to see you again?"
"Not for awhile. I'll have it sent over tomorrow. Now, if you wouldn't mind.."
"Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but Ms. Granger left a little bit ago."
"What? Why didn't you tell me then?"
"Well, she gave me the chop off the head sign."
"Help me find the picture of Heath!"
"The one who fought with Grindewald?"
"Yes, yes."
"Its up the hall, next to a suit of armor."
"I'd invite you to tea or something, but I need to find Hermione."
"Ah, yes, well, I hope everything works out all right."
"Thank you."
He led Remus to the picture and then tried to get in to Hermione's room.
"Chocolate covered strawberries. Chocolate. Chocolate mousse. Chocolate cake. Chocolate
covered me?" The portrait still wouldn't let him in. "Chocolate covered us. Chocolate covered
Hermione. Chocolate syrup. Chocolate pretzels."
For some reason the door opened on chocolate pretzels.
"Hermione? Hermione, are you in here?" He heard a sob. "Hermione, what's wrong? What did
I say wrong? What did I do?"
"Yes, I am in the bathroom. I hadn't a sudden urge to be sick, I didn't know where your
bathroom was."
"Is that all?"
"Well, no, but I don't want to discuss the other part with you."
"What? I won't be able to handle it?
"Its personal."
"I'm here for you. I wouldn't want to not be. I want to help you."
"Well, I missed my period."
"Is that all?"
"Is that all? That's a big thing."
"Hermione, its probably just from losing so much weight."
"Well, I want to make sure."
"Wait, why would that be a problem? Who have you had sex with?"
"No one. It could be a virgin kind of thing. Like that Catholic chick."
"You're a virgin?"
"Well, I prefer to save myself for marriage."
"Oh. That makes sense. Don't you ever feel a need to, well, you know."
"No, not really. I tried to stray away from sexual thoughts."
"Even about your boyfriend?"
"No, not about him. I like dirty thoughts of him."
Snape was ultimately astonished that Hermione was still a virgin. Being in an office with
Draco, Heath and himself, he wondered who she'd pick to make her non virginal.
"Well, go see Poppy. You have to work tomorrow."
"Ah, yes. I'll see you soon. Stay here if you like." And she was off, but not without a kiss.
Hermione hurried off to Poppy's. She was curious if she really was pregnant. It would be
something new to her. Of course, how would be a good question.
"Poppy, I think I'm pregnant."
"Good lord, child."
"Would you check?"
"Of course." She scurried about and about. Finally, she came back. "No, dear, you aren't
pregnant. You are having side effects from the kidney operation. Just take some of this, and
you'll be fine in no time."
"Thank you, Poppy."
"No problem, but I'd prefer the next time you came that you didn't think you were pregnant.
Unless there is a true reason. You are a virgin, seeing how as you are, you can't be a pregnant
woman."
"I know. I overreacted. I'm sorry. Goodnight."
"Goodnight."
Hermione hurried off to her room thinking what it would've been like if she were pregnant.
Wondering that Sev could be the father, and they could live in Hogwarts and she could marry
Sev.
Severus happened to be thinking about Hermione, but not exactly what she was thinking. He
was wondering if it was good to marry the first person you had sex with. He hadn't. There had
been several before Moranda. But what about Hermione? She hadn't even had sex with him
and she was in a state of love. What if she tried it with some others first. Technically, they
weren't a couple yet. She just had one of his organs, that's all. But if they were, and they had
sex, and they got married, would it be good for her?
Soon enough, Hermione came back and broke his train of thought.
"Well?" He asked as soon as she stepped in the room.
"I'm not."
"Oh, thank the lord. What was wrong?"
"Just a side effect from the operation."
"That's good."
"But I just can't help wondering what it would be like."
"I know. We can work on making that come true, if you like." He knew what she would say,
but he could try.
"Not yet. I don't really want too." No, she did, but she was avoiding the fact that she was a
virgin. She wasn't ready to tell Severus yet.
"Ah, well, even the best wait."
"I just want to sleep."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes. I want to sleep in your arms."
"Ah, getting warmer."
"And you should be shirtless."
"Hotter."
"And I should be in my pajamas."
"Colder."
"And you should be in your room?"
"Freezing. Sub-zero. Alert Alert Alert!"
"Hm. Well, I'm quite alright with the you shirtless and in my bed thing."
"What if you were shirtless?"
"If I were, you wouldn't be in bed with me, not yet."
"Awh. Well, then I'll settle for just being in the same bed as you."
"Holding me."
"Holding you."
"Sev, remember that trip to Disney World?"
"Yes," he thought at the memory.
"When can we go?"
A.N.
Next Chapter! DISNEY WORLD! YAY!