Anything but Ordinary: Epilogue and Author's Note
By: The Angel of Foof
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Come on! It's the epilogue! Do I need a disclaimer now?!
A/N: Well, this is it. I didn't get any reviews in the twenty minutes since I posted the last chapter... but I didn't really expect it. Anyway, I'm gonna write the epilogue and then go attack my huge pile of homework (teachers are evil!). Please also read my note at the end. It could be lengthy (I haven't written it yet), but it'll be good, I'm sure.
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As soon as she made it to her car and drove out of the city, she took a look at the seven gleaming objects in her car. Her eyes lit up when she saw them glowing.
"Back to Goku's!" she exlaimed.
She drove back to Goku's and knocked on the door when she got there.
Goku opened the door. "Hey, stranger."
"What's going on?"
"Well, ChiChi's pregnant, we got married, uh... I'm still hungry, but that's not really new..."
"Really?! When did this happen? I was only gone a couple of weeks!"
"The last couple of weeks, of course! Now let me come out there and we'll summon the dragon."
They went out into the front yard. Goku grabbed the backpack and took out the seven dragonballs and summoned the dragon (I'm assuming everyone has seen this happen!).
"What is your wish?" Shenron asked.
"Well... um... Mr. Shenron, sir, my serious boyfriend was killed about a month and a half ago and um... I kind of need him around... so, um... will you please bring him back from the dead?"
"It will be done." Shenron's eyes glowed, the dragonballs scattered, and Bulma stood there, mouth gaping.
"Let's go back to the house and see what happens," Goku offered.
Bulma shook her head, crying. She was too happy to move from what she saw.
Vegeta came walking over toward her. "Well, woman, you can shut your mouth already."
"You asshole!!" Bulma ran over to Vegeta and kissed him passionately. "You have no fucking idea how hard this past month and a half was! I never want to leave you again!!"
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Bulma and Vegeta lived at Capsule Corp. with two beautiful children, Trunks and Bra. They were never convicted of the crime. The police finally assumed that Yamcha killed himself with some things that he took from the doc. Bulma became a brilliant scientist and created several things at the Capsule Corp. to benefit the world.
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Goku and ChiChi lived happily ever after, as well, or at least until Gohan and later on, Goten, started becoming SSJ. ChiChi wasn't thrilled. She wanted a normal family.
"At least it's never boring around here!" Goku said. "You wouldn't like that either, I'm sure!"
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Nik and Kristina Kroeger were soon separated after Bulma left. Nik went into a rehabilitation center, then on to prison for abuse. He had a gay cellmate (need I say more?!). Kristina lived at the soup kitchen. She never had a job. (Chapter 1)
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Yamcha went to hell. 'Nuf said.
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Rick and Kris Parashar lived pleasantly, and poorly, in their farmhouse. (Chapter 3)
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Chad Vikedal went on to the army and was killed in the first major war he was involved in. Bulma never found out. (Chapter 3)
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Doc and Bunni Briefs were happy to take Bulma and Vegeta back together, as well as the new expectancy. (Chapter 4, 6)
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Alex Parashar (No relation to Rick and Kris) and her crew were caught trying to get into a nightclub and sentenced to 6 months of jail and community service. Needless to say, they were not pleased. (Chapter 7)
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The drunk guy in the casino forgot completely about the dragonball and settled with his first two loves, beer and porno magazines (hmm... sounds like Roshi, ne?) (Chapter 10)
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The dragonball cult never realized that the dragonball had been switched with the orange (they were always high on marijuana or something), but straightened their ways after the orange started to rot into nothing.
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The art gallery sued the artist of the fake sculpture and won lots of money. Nobody found out that Bulma had been the "arsonist".
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"Bra, you bitch! Come back here with that, or I'll beat your ass!!" 14-year-old Trunks threatened.
8-year-old Bra started to sob. "TRUNKS!!" Bulma shouted.
"What?!"
"Don't use language like that, especially around your sister! You're grounded for a week!!"
Trunks sighed. "After only two hours of being un-grounded. This sucks!"
"Make that a week and sparring in the gravity room with your father and his no-mercy policy!!" Bulma added.
Trunks sighed and went to his room.
Needless to say, the Briefs family was anything but ordinary.
::THE END::
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Well, that's it! I'm DONE! No more! Anyway, I loved writing this fic.... partially 'cause I like DBZ, partially 'cause I like Nickelback... and I found it interesting to mix the two. One final request to R/R!!
*starts sobbing*
*stops sobbing* Oh, wait... I get to get started on "I Wish I May, I Wish I Might" and "Vegeta Gets Dragged to High School"! You can read those, too... I promise they'll be hilarious!!
Now, to go on to a formal letter thingy....
To my faithful readers (you've got to be faithful to deal with me up to this point!)
Thanks for reading my fic. I enjoyed writing it and I'm glad others enjoyed reading it. Any feedback on a part or the whole would be wonderful.
Now I feel that it's important to address every reviewer (since they were special enough to take time to read this and then take more time to review!)
Raven- Thanks for being here from start to finish... I have a feeling that if you weren't around, I might not have finished (leaving everyone on a cliffy! AAH!!)
Majin darkfyre- Thanks for reviewing the first chapter. Yeah, she didn't kill her dad, but I think he got the worse end of it...
MAJIN SSJ4TEELA- Thanks to you too for reviewing the first chapter. I don't know if you're reading this at all, but thanks for the feedback. I appreciate it.
CERULEAN*blue-17- Thanks for the feedback! I hope you really enjoyed the story (if you continued to read it.... I hope so!). Yeah, Vegeta's cute... :)
Flame Stardattir- Lots more, and I hope it was fairly quickly (even with the month-long snafu)... ooh, I used a big word!!
moonsaiyanprincess- I love your work; it's awesome. I'm glad you came and reviewed my stuff! *dances around*
Onna- Okay, not much to say here... you've been around since day..... six or seven? *avoids slap* Thanks for your support. (I just wish you had left a signed review or e-mail address so I could have thanked you personally, not just in the story!!) Anyway.....
Spanisheyes- Thanks for the support! I'm glad DBZ and Nickelback are both your favorites. (They're high on my list, too!!)
Babie Blue- Thanks for your support around the end! I love your stuff, too!! (You need to update "Before We Were Seniors" *wink wink*
Well, that's it! The end of a story. The end of an era.
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO GET EMOTIONAL HERE!!!!
LOL
Hope you've enjoyed this! R/R this and my other stories, of course!!
.:Angel:.
PS- If you gave me a signed review, I read some of your work... you guys are all awesome!!
By: The Angel of Foof
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Come on! It's the epilogue! Do I need a disclaimer now?!
A/N: Well, this is it. I didn't get any reviews in the twenty minutes since I posted the last chapter... but I didn't really expect it. Anyway, I'm gonna write the epilogue and then go attack my huge pile of homework (teachers are evil!). Please also read my note at the end. It could be lengthy (I haven't written it yet), but it'll be good, I'm sure.
---
As soon as she made it to her car and drove out of the city, she took a look at the seven gleaming objects in her car. Her eyes lit up when she saw them glowing.
"Back to Goku's!" she exlaimed.
She drove back to Goku's and knocked on the door when she got there.
Goku opened the door. "Hey, stranger."
"What's going on?"
"Well, ChiChi's pregnant, we got married, uh... I'm still hungry, but that's not really new..."
"Really?! When did this happen? I was only gone a couple of weeks!"
"The last couple of weeks, of course! Now let me come out there and we'll summon the dragon."
They went out into the front yard. Goku grabbed the backpack and took out the seven dragonballs and summoned the dragon (I'm assuming everyone has seen this happen!).
"What is your wish?" Shenron asked.
"Well... um... Mr. Shenron, sir, my serious boyfriend was killed about a month and a half ago and um... I kind of need him around... so, um... will you please bring him back from the dead?"
"It will be done." Shenron's eyes glowed, the dragonballs scattered, and Bulma stood there, mouth gaping.
"Let's go back to the house and see what happens," Goku offered.
Bulma shook her head, crying. She was too happy to move from what she saw.
Vegeta came walking over toward her. "Well, woman, you can shut your mouth already."
"You asshole!!" Bulma ran over to Vegeta and kissed him passionately. "You have no fucking idea how hard this past month and a half was! I never want to leave you again!!"
---
Bulma and Vegeta lived at Capsule Corp. with two beautiful children, Trunks and Bra. They were never convicted of the crime. The police finally assumed that Yamcha killed himself with some things that he took from the doc. Bulma became a brilliant scientist and created several things at the Capsule Corp. to benefit the world.
---
Goku and ChiChi lived happily ever after, as well, or at least until Gohan and later on, Goten, started becoming SSJ. ChiChi wasn't thrilled. She wanted a normal family.
"At least it's never boring around here!" Goku said. "You wouldn't like that either, I'm sure!"
---
Nik and Kristina Kroeger were soon separated after Bulma left. Nik went into a rehabilitation center, then on to prison for abuse. He had a gay cellmate (need I say more?!). Kristina lived at the soup kitchen. She never had a job. (Chapter 1)
---
Yamcha went to hell. 'Nuf said.
---
Rick and Kris Parashar lived pleasantly, and poorly, in their farmhouse. (Chapter 3)
---
Chad Vikedal went on to the army and was killed in the first major war he was involved in. Bulma never found out. (Chapter 3)
---
Doc and Bunni Briefs were happy to take Bulma and Vegeta back together, as well as the new expectancy. (Chapter 4, 6)
---
Alex Parashar (No relation to Rick and Kris) and her crew were caught trying to get into a nightclub and sentenced to 6 months of jail and community service. Needless to say, they were not pleased. (Chapter 7)
---
The drunk guy in the casino forgot completely about the dragonball and settled with his first two loves, beer and porno magazines (hmm... sounds like Roshi, ne?) (Chapter 10)
---
The dragonball cult never realized that the dragonball had been switched with the orange (they were always high on marijuana or something), but straightened their ways after the orange started to rot into nothing.
---
The art gallery sued the artist of the fake sculpture and won lots of money. Nobody found out that Bulma had been the "arsonist".
---
"Bra, you bitch! Come back here with that, or I'll beat your ass!!" 14-year-old Trunks threatened.
8-year-old Bra started to sob. "TRUNKS!!" Bulma shouted.
"What?!"
"Don't use language like that, especially around your sister! You're grounded for a week!!"
Trunks sighed. "After only two hours of being un-grounded. This sucks!"
"Make that a week and sparring in the gravity room with your father and his no-mercy policy!!" Bulma added.
Trunks sighed and went to his room.
Needless to say, the Briefs family was anything but ordinary.
::THE END::
---
Well, that's it! I'm DONE! No more! Anyway, I loved writing this fic.... partially 'cause I like DBZ, partially 'cause I like Nickelback... and I found it interesting to mix the two. One final request to R/R!!
*starts sobbing*
*stops sobbing* Oh, wait... I get to get started on "I Wish I May, I Wish I Might" and "Vegeta Gets Dragged to High School"! You can read those, too... I promise they'll be hilarious!!
Now, to go on to a formal letter thingy....
To my faithful readers (you've got to be faithful to deal with me up to this point!)
Thanks for reading my fic. I enjoyed writing it and I'm glad others enjoyed reading it. Any feedback on a part or the whole would be wonderful.
Now I feel that it's important to address every reviewer (since they were special enough to take time to read this and then take more time to review!)
Raven- Thanks for being here from start to finish... I have a feeling that if you weren't around, I might not have finished (leaving everyone on a cliffy! AAH!!)
Majin darkfyre- Thanks for reviewing the first chapter. Yeah, she didn't kill her dad, but I think he got the worse end of it...
MAJIN SSJ4TEELA- Thanks to you too for reviewing the first chapter. I don't know if you're reading this at all, but thanks for the feedback. I appreciate it.
CERULEAN*blue-17- Thanks for the feedback! I hope you really enjoyed the story (if you continued to read it.... I hope so!). Yeah, Vegeta's cute... :)
Flame Stardattir- Lots more, and I hope it was fairly quickly (even with the month-long snafu)... ooh, I used a big word!!
moonsaiyanprincess- I love your work; it's awesome. I'm glad you came and reviewed my stuff! *dances around*
Onna- Okay, not much to say here... you've been around since day..... six or seven? *avoids slap* Thanks for your support. (I just wish you had left a signed review or e-mail address so I could have thanked you personally, not just in the story!!) Anyway.....
Spanisheyes- Thanks for the support! I'm glad DBZ and Nickelback are both your favorites. (They're high on my list, too!!)
Babie Blue- Thanks for your support around the end! I love your stuff, too!! (You need to update "Before We Were Seniors" *wink wink*
Well, that's it! The end of a story. The end of an era.
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO GET EMOTIONAL HERE!!!!
LOL
Hope you've enjoyed this! R/R this and my other stories, of course!!
.:Angel:.
PS- If you gave me a signed review, I read some of your work... you guys are all awesome!!