One more brat to deal with
Disclaimer: I do not own anything!!!!!
KumikoVegeta: Hello again peoples, I am so glad you all have come back. I am also very glad that you have taking time out of your busy day to review my story. I want to give you all a standing ovation! * Stands up and claps for all the people who reviewed * Your reviews are much appreciated. I'm sorry that it took so long for me to update, I've been pretty busy trying to get my schooling together. But now I am pretty much together in that department, well as much as I'm going to be. I think that I will be trying to update more because I have some free time coming up so look for some new chapters soon. Anyhoo enough about me, Chibi how are you today?
Chibi Vegeta: Well I am very tired so I'm going to sit this one out.
KV: But Chibi how will I write a great and funny story about you when I have no Veggie to sit and do basically nothing with me?
Chibi: Well I actually got a replacement.
KV: *Stands up and stomping her feet * I DON'T WANT A REPLACEMENT! I WANT VEGGIE TO BE MY CO-HOST THAT DOES NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND AND LISTEN TO MY CHAPTER!
Chibi: It's my GT self with the tight black leather pants and the tank top.
KV: * Stops stomping her feet and begins to think hentai thoughts while drooling * Tight leather Veggie pants? View of Veggie's butt? * More hentai thoughts * Tight Veggie butt! * Comes back to reality * No I hated GT it was a waste of a good series! They ruined you Veggie, they changed your lovely hair and made you wear that stupid mustache!
Chibi: Well he is here and I'm going to sleep, don't try anything funny.
KV: Me try something funny? I don't think so GT Veggie is just too humanized for me!
Chibi: Whatever, VEGETA! * Runs in the back to get GT Veggie *
GT Vegeta: Now I promised to do this so this Onna better keep her hands to her self!
Chibi : She said she doesn't like you anyway!
GT: AND WHY NOT! I'M THE BEST DAMN GUY IN GT! * walks up to KV and grabs her shirt and pulls her into the air * WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME ONNA? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? WELL ANSWER ME BAKA!
KV: * passed out from the sheer excitement from being touched by Vegeta *
GT: I think she is dead! * carefully? Throws KV into the chair that flew into the wall and outside of the house * Shit! That is going to leave a mark! Ok kid go take a nap you weakling!
Chibi: Hey just because you're stronger doesn't mean you can talk to the Saiyan-jin no Ouji like that!
GT: I'm stronger than you will ever be you little piece of shit!
Chibi: Whatever start the damn story! * walks into the back to sleep *
GT: No wonder people hated me, I was a little asshole! Anyway START THE DAMN STORY!
Chapter four
The sky was nice and clear, the birds were choking and the trees were full of flying debris along with some clouds of smoke. Choking birds? Trees with debris? Clouds of smoke? That's right our little Veggie has started damage already and Yamacha hasn't awakened yet. Puar has half of her body shaved, Yamacha's kitchen is gone literally, the TV has been blown up, the roof to the house is gone, some of the mountains are missing that once was outside of the house and Yamacha is missing all of his hair. And the man slept through it all, dreaming of little Bulmas doing.. well dirty hentai stuff to him that involved pickles and grapefruit. A/N don't ask!
Eventually Yamacha woke up, first stretching he went to scratch his hair and reached up to find nothing. Frowning he sat up from the doorway of his home to re-scratch his hair and found nothing again.
"AHHHHHHHHH! MY HAIR! MY LOVELY POINTY HAIR! WHO DID THIS TO ME? PUARRRR! GET IN HERE NOW!"
Puar, who was stuck in the closet along with all the blow-up dolls that Yamacha had with blue eyes and spray painted blue hair, struggled to get her tail out of one of the mouths and hands of the dirty Bulma look alike. The one that had Puar's tail had the infamous blue Afro and written on its forehead was the sign:
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS HAIRSTYLE, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN HER FROM ME!
Needless to say this one was the most beat up and well sticky. But back to the story at hand, our poor victim number 2 was busy trying to get out of the closet she calls the "Bulma doll graveyard " while victim number 1 frantically looked for a mirror to access the damage done to his hair.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ALL GONE!"
He found it!
Meanwhile up on Lookout
"Ha Ha! Did you see what he did Mr. Popo? He took all his hair off! Did you tape it Mr. Popo?"
"Yes Dende, I also taped the look on Puar's face when he tried to stick her in the closet."
"Mr. Popo, what is in that closet anyway."
"Dende, you do not want to know!"
Let's go back and see Yamacha.
"WHY? THIS WAS THE ONLY HAIRSTYLE THAT I LIKED! SHE SAID I LOOKED GREAT WITH THIS HAIRCUT, NOW I WILL NEVER GET HER TO TALK TO ME AGAIN! OHHH THIS HAS TO BE HIS FAULT! HE NEVER LIKED ME, AND HE TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME! PUAR? GET IN HERE!"
Finally after ripping the little hair she had left of her butt, she got out of the clutches known as the "Bulma doll graveyard" and found her master yelling into the heavens, of course just noticing that he had no kitchen and no roof.
"Yamacha, what happened, all I remember is a blur running into the house and blowing things up."
"Dear Dende, Puar what happened to you? And why are you so sticky?"
"Whatever or who ever stuck me in the closet!"
"What closet?"
"You know what closet I'm talking about!"
"Puar, we have no closets."
"Yes we do the one down the "
"WE HAVE NO CLOSETS!"
"Sorry Yamacha!"
"Ok let's go to Capsule Corp and get umm Trunks to tell us what his Mommy was wearing to bed last night."
"What?"
"I mean get him to look for an antidote to get our hair back."
"Do you know who did this Yamacha?"
"I don't remember, but I think Vegeta had something to do with this!"
"Hey Yamacha, its 6:30 time to watch Toonami, they have some new show on called DBZ or something like that. It seems to be really popular."
"I heard the show is stupid, they have corny characters and a stupid plot lines, you know the hero is always winning and sacrificing his life for his friends. Bad guys become good guys, aliens and stuff like that. They even have corny fight scenes and fake romances between the oddest couples. But ok we can watch it then we can go over to my love goddess' house to steal some of her underwear and smell it when we get home, maybe even steal some of her shoes and then I can finish that shrine I made yesterday."
Puar has backed away into a corner.
"Umm yeah, let's go watch TV."
The two of them go to watch the new show DBZ, which they hear, was corny, but as they sat down in their chair they notice the TV isn't on, because it is broken in half. Shaking their heads they grab the remote but notice. DUM DUM DUMMMM the batteries have been taken out.
"YOU BASTARD! WHY THE TV? WHYYYY? VEEEGGGGEEEETTTTAAAA!! I'M GOING TO KILLLL YOU!
On a deserted island.
Chibi Veggie stops training and looks into the direct of Yamacha's house. Shaking his head he goes back to training.
Meanwhile at Capsule Corps.
Vegeta stops licking the cake mix batter out of the bowl he just made it in, batter hanging from his nose he too shakes his head and finishes baking cakes for Bra's tea party that he is the special guest for. She is letting him finally drink tea this time instead of eating her horrible mud pies.
'She cooks just like the Onna!'
'I heard that Vegeta, you are sleeping on the couch!'
'Damn bond!'
KV: That's the end of Chapter four, I think I will actually have Chibi in the next chapter, but I was on a roll torturing Yamacha without Chibi. Now should I keep Chibi at Yamacha's to torture him more or take him to see Master Roshi? Tell me what you think when you review. Who ever gets the most votes gets to meet Chibi Veggie head on, and I don't think it will be a good sight. Well Review and tell me what you think and I will update soon! Promise!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything!!!!!
KumikoVegeta: Hello again peoples, I am so glad you all have come back. I am also very glad that you have taking time out of your busy day to review my story. I want to give you all a standing ovation! * Stands up and claps for all the people who reviewed * Your reviews are much appreciated. I'm sorry that it took so long for me to update, I've been pretty busy trying to get my schooling together. But now I am pretty much together in that department, well as much as I'm going to be. I think that I will be trying to update more because I have some free time coming up so look for some new chapters soon. Anyhoo enough about me, Chibi how are you today?
Chibi Vegeta: Well I am very tired so I'm going to sit this one out.
KV: But Chibi how will I write a great and funny story about you when I have no Veggie to sit and do basically nothing with me?
Chibi: Well I actually got a replacement.
KV: *Stands up and stomping her feet * I DON'T WANT A REPLACEMENT! I WANT VEGGIE TO BE MY CO-HOST THAT DOES NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND AND LISTEN TO MY CHAPTER!
Chibi: It's my GT self with the tight black leather pants and the tank top.
KV: * Stops stomping her feet and begins to think hentai thoughts while drooling * Tight leather Veggie pants? View of Veggie's butt? * More hentai thoughts * Tight Veggie butt! * Comes back to reality * No I hated GT it was a waste of a good series! They ruined you Veggie, they changed your lovely hair and made you wear that stupid mustache!
Chibi: Well he is here and I'm going to sleep, don't try anything funny.
KV: Me try something funny? I don't think so GT Veggie is just too humanized for me!
Chibi: Whatever, VEGETA! * Runs in the back to get GT Veggie *
GT Vegeta: Now I promised to do this so this Onna better keep her hands to her self!
Chibi : She said she doesn't like you anyway!
GT: AND WHY NOT! I'M THE BEST DAMN GUY IN GT! * walks up to KV and grabs her shirt and pulls her into the air * WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME ONNA? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? WELL ANSWER ME BAKA!
KV: * passed out from the sheer excitement from being touched by Vegeta *
GT: I think she is dead! * carefully? Throws KV into the chair that flew into the wall and outside of the house * Shit! That is going to leave a mark! Ok kid go take a nap you weakling!
Chibi: Hey just because you're stronger doesn't mean you can talk to the Saiyan-jin no Ouji like that!
GT: I'm stronger than you will ever be you little piece of shit!
Chibi: Whatever start the damn story! * walks into the back to sleep *
GT: No wonder people hated me, I was a little asshole! Anyway START THE DAMN STORY!
Chapter four
The sky was nice and clear, the birds were choking and the trees were full of flying debris along with some clouds of smoke. Choking birds? Trees with debris? Clouds of smoke? That's right our little Veggie has started damage already and Yamacha hasn't awakened yet. Puar has half of her body shaved, Yamacha's kitchen is gone literally, the TV has been blown up, the roof to the house is gone, some of the mountains are missing that once was outside of the house and Yamacha is missing all of his hair. And the man slept through it all, dreaming of little Bulmas doing.. well dirty hentai stuff to him that involved pickles and grapefruit. A/N don't ask!
Eventually Yamacha woke up, first stretching he went to scratch his hair and reached up to find nothing. Frowning he sat up from the doorway of his home to re-scratch his hair and found nothing again.
"AHHHHHHHHH! MY HAIR! MY LOVELY POINTY HAIR! WHO DID THIS TO ME? PUARRRR! GET IN HERE NOW!"
Puar, who was stuck in the closet along with all the blow-up dolls that Yamacha had with blue eyes and spray painted blue hair, struggled to get her tail out of one of the mouths and hands of the dirty Bulma look alike. The one that had Puar's tail had the infamous blue Afro and written on its forehead was the sign:
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS HAIRSTYLE, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN HER FROM ME!
Needless to say this one was the most beat up and well sticky. But back to the story at hand, our poor victim number 2 was busy trying to get out of the closet she calls the "Bulma doll graveyard " while victim number 1 frantically looked for a mirror to access the damage done to his hair.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S ALL GONE!"
He found it!
Meanwhile up on Lookout
"Ha Ha! Did you see what he did Mr. Popo? He took all his hair off! Did you tape it Mr. Popo?"
"Yes Dende, I also taped the look on Puar's face when he tried to stick her in the closet."
"Mr. Popo, what is in that closet anyway."
"Dende, you do not want to know!"
Let's go back and see Yamacha.
"WHY? THIS WAS THE ONLY HAIRSTYLE THAT I LIKED! SHE SAID I LOOKED GREAT WITH THIS HAIRCUT, NOW I WILL NEVER GET HER TO TALK TO ME AGAIN! OHHH THIS HAS TO BE HIS FAULT! HE NEVER LIKED ME, AND HE TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME! PUAR? GET IN HERE!"
Finally after ripping the little hair she had left of her butt, she got out of the clutches known as the "Bulma doll graveyard" and found her master yelling into the heavens, of course just noticing that he had no kitchen and no roof.
"Yamacha, what happened, all I remember is a blur running into the house and blowing things up."
"Dear Dende, Puar what happened to you? And why are you so sticky?"
"Whatever or who ever stuck me in the closet!"
"What closet?"
"You know what closet I'm talking about!"
"Puar, we have no closets."
"Yes we do the one down the "
"WE HAVE NO CLOSETS!"
"Sorry Yamacha!"
"Ok let's go to Capsule Corp and get umm Trunks to tell us what his Mommy was wearing to bed last night."
"What?"
"I mean get him to look for an antidote to get our hair back."
"Do you know who did this Yamacha?"
"I don't remember, but I think Vegeta had something to do with this!"
"Hey Yamacha, its 6:30 time to watch Toonami, they have some new show on called DBZ or something like that. It seems to be really popular."
"I heard the show is stupid, they have corny characters and a stupid plot lines, you know the hero is always winning and sacrificing his life for his friends. Bad guys become good guys, aliens and stuff like that. They even have corny fight scenes and fake romances between the oddest couples. But ok we can watch it then we can go over to my love goddess' house to steal some of her underwear and smell it when we get home, maybe even steal some of her shoes and then I can finish that shrine I made yesterday."
Puar has backed away into a corner.
"Umm yeah, let's go watch TV."
The two of them go to watch the new show DBZ, which they hear, was corny, but as they sat down in their chair they notice the TV isn't on, because it is broken in half. Shaking their heads they grab the remote but notice. DUM DUM DUMMMM the batteries have been taken out.
"YOU BASTARD! WHY THE TV? WHYYYY? VEEEGGGGEEEETTTTAAAA!! I'M GOING TO KILLLL YOU!
On a deserted island.
Chibi Veggie stops training and looks into the direct of Yamacha's house. Shaking his head he goes back to training.
Meanwhile at Capsule Corps.
Vegeta stops licking the cake mix batter out of the bowl he just made it in, batter hanging from his nose he too shakes his head and finishes baking cakes for Bra's tea party that he is the special guest for. She is letting him finally drink tea this time instead of eating her horrible mud pies.
'She cooks just like the Onna!'
'I heard that Vegeta, you are sleeping on the couch!'
'Damn bond!'
KV: That's the end of Chapter four, I think I will actually have Chibi in the next chapter, but I was on a roll torturing Yamacha without Chibi. Now should I keep Chibi at Yamacha's to torture him more or take him to see Master Roshi? Tell me what you think when you review. Who ever gets the most votes gets to meet Chibi Veggie head on, and I don't think it will be a good sight. Well Review and tell me what you think and I will update soon! Promise!