'Legolas…are you ready yet?'

Haldir tapped his foot impatiently as he watched Legolas brush his hair, sitting at the dressing table.

'Almost…there'

He stood up, satisfied with his hair and turned to Haldir, smiling.

'How do I look?'

He was wearing a light silver tunic that reached his thighs. His pants were dark navy and on his feet were soft brown shoes.

'Wait…there's something missing…'

Haldir reached for the circlet of fresh flowers on the table and perched it on Legolas's head. He stepped back and pretended to scrutinize every little detail about Legolas, causing Legolas to squirm.

'Perfect…. now come on, we can't keep Elrond waiting!!'

Haldir reached for Legolas's hand and pulled him toward the door.

*************************************THE BANQUET! ************************************************

'Welcome, Everyone'

Elrond had stood up and everyone had fallen silent, their eyes on him.

'I would like to introduce my guests of honour…. Legolas of Mirkwood, Haldir of 'Lorien and Aragorn of Gondor'

Everyone clapped politely as the three stood up and bowed their heads graciously. They were seated at one long table, Legolas and Haldir on one side of Elrond and Aragorn on the other. The food portion of the feast had been uneventful, and Elrond prayed the rest of the evening would go well too.

'Now, if everyone would like to pick someone for the first dance…'

Legolas grabbed Haldir's hand and led him out onto the floor. He was surprised to see Aragorn politely ask Elrond's daughter Arwen. And even more surprised she accepted. He wrapped his arms around Haldir's neck and pressed his cheek to Haldir's chest. Although Legolas was tall, as were most elves, Haldir was still bigger than him.

'May we cut in?'

Legolas turned to see Elladan and Elohir grinning. Laughing as a fast, upbeat song was beginning to play, he grabbed Elohir's hand and swung him around the dance floor. The two were so energetic the bumped into quite a few other dancing couples, but the just apologised and headed in the other direction. Then, when he bumped into Aragorn and Arwen, he wasn't prepared for Aragorn.

'I thought Elves were supposed to be light and graceful, Legolas…then again, there is a bad egg in every bunch'

Legolas let go of Elohir and shoved Aragorn…hard. Arwen shrieked and ran to find her father.

'Shut up, you have no right to judge me…. ranger'

Haldir looked across the dance floor when he heard Arwen and spotted Legolas and Aragorn shouting and pushing each other.

'Come on, Elladan'

'I'm not letting a queer elf…'

That was as far as he got, Legolas flung a punch at his face, and his nose began spurting blood. Aragorn immediatly hit back, and by the time Elrond was found and had hurried to the dance floor, the two were rolling around on the floor.

'THAT IS ENOUGH, LEGOLAS…ARAGORN!!!!! STOP!!!'

They ignored him, but Haldir reached down and grabbed Legolas by the collar of his tunic and pulled him up.

'Legolas, what got into you?'

Aragorn stood up and glared angrily at Legolas.

'He started it'

'ENOUGH!!!! MY OFFICE NOW!!!!!'

Aragorn bent down and picked up the crushed circlet.

'Want you're pretty hair band back?

Legolas tried to break free of Haldir's grip but he was too strong. He spat in Aragorn's face and walked out with Haldir and Elrond leaving the banquet hall staring at them in wonder.

Please review…. Don't worry, they will get sinning soon…. and I realised something…Homosexuality is a sin, isn't it??? Lol, well, it doesn't matter…

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