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Ranma the Homicidal Maniac
"Tatsumaki senpuu kyaku!" screamed our pigtailed hero, as he finished tenderizing his pork dinner...
Huh? What's this about? Well, it all started when...
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It was a great day in Nerima, Tokyo. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and no perverts were running rampant...
It was downright creepy, really.
"Muahahahahahaha..."
And it just got creepier.
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The sight was a grisly one, as Ryoga entered the Tendo Dojo, carrying Akane's lifeless body.
"Oh my! What happened to Akane?" screamed Kasumi.
At this, the lost boy just broke down and cried, "Sh-she's dead! Th-they killed her!"
Well, it was about this time that Soun came in, and yeah, you can guess that he was mighty pissed, to say the least. "Who did this?! Tell me! TELL ME!"
Now, as we all know, you rarely see Soun without his trusted friend, Genma. "Tendo, I think the spatula in her left wrist, the gymnastics ribbon around her neck, and the bonbori stuck through her right leg, just MIGHT be a possible clue as to the attackers' identity."
"..." Ranma was speechless, obviously. "..." this may take a while, folks.
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Well, the next few weeks were uneventful, what with Ranma in a coma, Ryoga constantly crying, Kasumi overdosing on prozac, Soun and Genma trying hard to figure out who the killers were, and Nabiki denying any relation to her father.
As we all know, it couldn't last long, and so it didn't.