In this chapter, THUNDERMAGE gets to be a character. He was the fifth to respond. I would like
to continue, but my goddammed disclaimer is coming up. I do not own: ARTEMIS, JULIET, MR. FOWL
MRS. FOWL and OTHER CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED BY COLFER!!! I also don't own THUNDERMAGE. I only own
the hooded figure! DAMMIT! I DON't OWN ANY OF THE PLAY STATIONS but I DO OWN LAME CUBE and its GAMES!!!
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Chapter Four: Gone
Eternal darkness swarmed over his body like a group of ants, or roaches, yes roaches.
Roaches swarmed over his body, making him filthy. They engulfed him for ever and ever and ever
and ever and ever...
Popcorn and lolipops, candy and elephants, pies...
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And then he woke up. He yawned and opened his eyes.
"Artemis, honey! BREAKFAST!" sang his mother. Such a lovely voice. Such beautiful music
to be submerged in. It is lovely. Marvelous. "ArteMIS! NOW!" screeched his mother. Oh shit. He
was so tired... but somehow he managed to get up. He threw on a shirt and some pants. Then he
checked his calander. '28, that was yesterday, 29, visit Thundermage, 30, WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE!'
shouted he in his mind. "DAMN! Gotta get ready... gotta look good... gotta be presentable..." he
said to himself. He got on a nice pail of loafers, pants, shirt, tie, and a coat.
"ARTEMIS! NOW! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR HINEY DOWN HERE..." yelled his mother, her voice not
so pretty anymore.
"Just a minute, mother!" he yelled back, but with respect. He ran down the steps, careful
not to trip. He now had a lovely scar down his face. He ran to the dining room and sat down. When
he looked at his father, he couldn't help but almost laugh. His father had lipstick all over his neck.
"Dad.. you kinda..." he trailed off, but he did manage to rub his neck. His father got the
picture and blushed. As he got a napkin, Artemis announced the good news.
"I have my trip today to visit my friend." he said.
"Good, I love it when you visit friends dear." said his mother. She didn't know that he didn't
have more than one friend. Thundermage was his first. The rest were his buisness associates.
"Well, I got to get packed. Don't want to be late for my flight!" said Artemis cheerfully.
He went upstairs, once again, accompanied by Butler.
"Sir, may I help you pack?" asked Butler. He already knew the answer. No need to ask, because
Artemis nodded. Artemis packed his clothes with Butler. "Will I be with you on the trip today, sir?
Artemis sighed. "No. I'm sorry, but today is important to me. You understand, right?" Butler nodded.
He was going to miss his little bro, or what he thought was to be his brother. Artemis jogged down the stairs
to his invention room. He grabbed his inventions.
"Sir, I really think your inventions are nice." said Butler. He really did mean it. Artemis could
see the sadness in his eyes. Artemis felt bad but then remembered Thundermage
"It's only a day Butler! Really! Pull yourself together chap!" excalimed Artemis. He grabbed a 007
DVD and shoved it in his bag.
"Sir, how will you get your get your gun past airport security?" asked Butler.
"It can be taken appart to look like simple items." He went to his game room and took his
Playstation 5. "This system is really old." He tossed it out of the window, and it happened to land in the
trash bin outside. It was filled with PS2, PS3, PS4, and now, PLAY STATION FIVE. Artemis preferred to play
Lame Cube 4. It was the leader of gun simulators. He put that, LCD screen and his 9 game cubies in the luggage
bags. Instead of round, the discs were now "cubies"!!!! Futuristic! The games included were Major machine gunning,
Shotgun slam, Duck hunt Rocket Launcher style, War zone carnage edition, War zone II extra carnage edition, War zone ultra
carnage edition, Doom realistic mega gore human edition, Plasma Phight and DDR 10th mix. They were the size of a die, and they
were the most graphically advanced, but yet the most violent. They also were able to run off of heat emmitted from it.
It only required four quadruple A batteries. They had DVD capabilities, CD capabilities and more. Also, he grabbed his CD's, Guncubecon, Controller
DDR Pad. 'Can't forget the passport!' thought Artemis as he grabbed it.
"Butler, get the limo ready. I'll be out in five." said Artemis. Butler nodded and dissapeared from the room.
Artemis decided to have a snack. Once he got to the kitchen, he instantly started to rummage through the fridge.
"Lets see... caviar, check. Crackers, check. Crepes Antonin Careme, check. GOOD TO GO!" He said to himself,
placing each item in his bag. He jogged down the hall, but before he could get to the door, his mom blocked it.
"MOM! I AM LIKE TOTALLY GOING TO BE LIKE LATE AND THEN I'LL GO TUBULAR!!!" said Artemis. Well, actually, he said
"Mother, I can't miss my flight. Can you please move?" he asked
"First, give mummy a big hug!" she said. Artemis did so. As she walked away Artemis thought to himself, "Baffoon".
He threw the doors open and ran to the limo. Butler had the door open for him.
"Okay, Butler, take the highway. Try to drive fast." said Artemis as his manservant got in the front.
They pushed 120...
Lower Elements, LEP acadamy, Thirty Years Ago
"DO NOT EVER ENTER AN USECURED BUILDING DURING A FIREFIGHT!" The insructor screamed at the poor elf that he had pinned against
the wall. The elf slid to the ground and wiped the spit off his face. He was going crazy. He knew it. CRAZY. LOONY LALALA.
This overweight oversized fool was getting on his last nerve.
"Yes sir" he said to him. As the instructor left the building, the elf mumbled to himself, "You fat bastard, burn in F**king
hell". The elf's name was Krion, and he was always pissed off. As Krion walked out the door, his homies yelled to him.
"Yo Kri, that fat F**k give you the yell?" Asked Nogulo. As if he didn't know. You could hear Fatass yell all through camp.
"Yeah, he frikin did." responded Krion.
"Don't let that bitch get on your nerves, he has no nuts." said another. Her name was Sally.
"Of course he don't, he uses steroids like a motherf**ker". Responded Kri. He fumed inside silently. Suddenly, he came
up with an idea...
Wilton Airport, Ireland, Present Day
"Butler, I'll see you later. Take care of mother for me."
"Of course sir.".
You can guess who those two were. Artemis said his parting words to Butler. However, Butler did happen to carry
his luggage in for him. "Good bye, ol' chap."
"I will miss you, Artemis!" Butler saluted Artemis and walked off. Artemis smiled and sat into a cushy chair.
He opened the bag and took apart his gun. Now it was simply just a pen, a lighter and some batteries. Or that's what it seemed
to be...
"Flight B to America will be boarding in thirty minutes. Please proceed to go through security." Artemis smiled. He did
so, as smooth as yogurt, as cool as cucumbers... ahem, anyway...
Artemis waited in line. He needed to get on the plane and he needed to get on fast. He pulled out the tickets that he purchased
on the internet and hummed to himself. He remembered his Lame cube 4 and pulled out a DDR cd. Artemis put the earphones on and started
to listen to Trip Machine Climax.
"Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah Duh." He sang to himself. As the line got shorter he cheered up some more. "Boom Boom Boom Shot
you like a bamber..."
"Sir, may I have your ticket?" said the flight attendant. At that moment, The whistle song came on and he was singing out loud.
"Blow my whistle, bitch!" he sang. He noticed people staring at him and he turned off the music. " Of course. Here" He handed the
ticket to her and punched a hole in it. He proceeded to get on the plane and sat down next to a window seat. He turned on some tunes and
started to sing again. "Hey Mister wonderful, oh, you're so incredible, Hey Mister wonderful... lalalalala"
"Excuse me, can I sit next to you?" asked a young lady. She was about Artemis's age (13) and was extremly attractive.
"Of course, sit right next to me!" said Artemis. "Company would do some good". "You like Lamecube?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact I do." she said. Artemis smiled and turned to face her.
"I'm sorry, I forgot to ask what your name was." This time she smiled and turned to face him.
"My name, my name is Kitty Rainbow."
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How was it? I thought I owed something to KR, I was a bitch to her. REVIEW REVIEW AND REVIEW!!!
to continue, but my goddammed disclaimer is coming up. I do not own: ARTEMIS, JULIET, MR. FOWL
MRS. FOWL and OTHER CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED BY COLFER!!! I also don't own THUNDERMAGE. I only own
the hooded figure! DAMMIT! I DON't OWN ANY OF THE PLAY STATIONS but I DO OWN LAME CUBE and its GAMES!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Chapter Four: Gone
Eternal darkness swarmed over his body like a group of ants, or roaches, yes roaches.
Roaches swarmed over his body, making him filthy. They engulfed him for ever and ever and ever
and ever and ever...
Popcorn and lolipops, candy and elephants, pies...
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And then he woke up. He yawned and opened his eyes.
"Artemis, honey! BREAKFAST!" sang his mother. Such a lovely voice. Such beautiful music
to be submerged in. It is lovely. Marvelous. "ArteMIS! NOW!" screeched his mother. Oh shit. He
was so tired... but somehow he managed to get up. He threw on a shirt and some pants. Then he
checked his calander. '28, that was yesterday, 29, visit Thundermage, 30, WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE!'
shouted he in his mind. "DAMN! Gotta get ready... gotta look good... gotta be presentable..." he
said to himself. He got on a nice pail of loafers, pants, shirt, tie, and a coat.
"ARTEMIS! NOW! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR HINEY DOWN HERE..." yelled his mother, her voice not
so pretty anymore.
"Just a minute, mother!" he yelled back, but with respect. He ran down the steps, careful
not to trip. He now had a lovely scar down his face. He ran to the dining room and sat down. When
he looked at his father, he couldn't help but almost laugh. His father had lipstick all over his neck.
"Dad.. you kinda..." he trailed off, but he did manage to rub his neck. His father got the
picture and blushed. As he got a napkin, Artemis announced the good news.
"I have my trip today to visit my friend." he said.
"Good, I love it when you visit friends dear." said his mother. She didn't know that he didn't
have more than one friend. Thundermage was his first. The rest were his buisness associates.
"Well, I got to get packed. Don't want to be late for my flight!" said Artemis cheerfully.
He went upstairs, once again, accompanied by Butler.
"Sir, may I help you pack?" asked Butler. He already knew the answer. No need to ask, because
Artemis nodded. Artemis packed his clothes with Butler. "Will I be with you on the trip today, sir?
Artemis sighed. "No. I'm sorry, but today is important to me. You understand, right?" Butler nodded.
He was going to miss his little bro, or what he thought was to be his brother. Artemis jogged down the stairs
to his invention room. He grabbed his inventions.
"Sir, I really think your inventions are nice." said Butler. He really did mean it. Artemis could
see the sadness in his eyes. Artemis felt bad but then remembered Thundermage
"It's only a day Butler! Really! Pull yourself together chap!" excalimed Artemis. He grabbed a 007
DVD and shoved it in his bag.
"Sir, how will you get your get your gun past airport security?" asked Butler.
"It can be taken appart to look like simple items." He went to his game room and took his
Playstation 5. "This system is really old." He tossed it out of the window, and it happened to land in the
trash bin outside. It was filled with PS2, PS3, PS4, and now, PLAY STATION FIVE. Artemis preferred to play
Lame Cube 4. It was the leader of gun simulators. He put that, LCD screen and his 9 game cubies in the luggage
bags. Instead of round, the discs were now "cubies"!!!! Futuristic! The games included were Major machine gunning,
Shotgun slam, Duck hunt Rocket Launcher style, War zone carnage edition, War zone II extra carnage edition, War zone ultra
carnage edition, Doom realistic mega gore human edition, Plasma Phight and DDR 10th mix. They were the size of a die, and they
were the most graphically advanced, but yet the most violent. They also were able to run off of heat emmitted from it.
It only required four quadruple A batteries. They had DVD capabilities, CD capabilities and more. Also, he grabbed his CD's, Guncubecon, Controller
DDR Pad. 'Can't forget the passport!' thought Artemis as he grabbed it.
"Butler, get the limo ready. I'll be out in five." said Artemis. Butler nodded and dissapeared from the room.
Artemis decided to have a snack. Once he got to the kitchen, he instantly started to rummage through the fridge.
"Lets see... caviar, check. Crackers, check. Crepes Antonin Careme, check. GOOD TO GO!" He said to himself,
placing each item in his bag. He jogged down the hall, but before he could get to the door, his mom blocked it.
"MOM! I AM LIKE TOTALLY GOING TO BE LIKE LATE AND THEN I'LL GO TUBULAR!!!" said Artemis. Well, actually, he said
"Mother, I can't miss my flight. Can you please move?" he asked
"First, give mummy a big hug!" she said. Artemis did so. As she walked away Artemis thought to himself, "Baffoon".
He threw the doors open and ran to the limo. Butler had the door open for him.
"Okay, Butler, take the highway. Try to drive fast." said Artemis as his manservant got in the front.
They pushed 120...
Lower Elements, LEP acadamy, Thirty Years Ago
"DO NOT EVER ENTER AN USECURED BUILDING DURING A FIREFIGHT!" The insructor screamed at the poor elf that he had pinned against
the wall. The elf slid to the ground and wiped the spit off his face. He was going crazy. He knew it. CRAZY. LOONY LALALA.
This overweight oversized fool was getting on his last nerve.
"Yes sir" he said to him. As the instructor left the building, the elf mumbled to himself, "You fat bastard, burn in F**king
hell". The elf's name was Krion, and he was always pissed off. As Krion walked out the door, his homies yelled to him.
"Yo Kri, that fat F**k give you the yell?" Asked Nogulo. As if he didn't know. You could hear Fatass yell all through camp.
"Yeah, he frikin did." responded Krion.
"Don't let that bitch get on your nerves, he has no nuts." said another. Her name was Sally.
"Of course he don't, he uses steroids like a motherf**ker". Responded Kri. He fumed inside silently. Suddenly, he came
up with an idea...
Wilton Airport, Ireland, Present Day
"Butler, I'll see you later. Take care of mother for me."
"Of course sir.".
You can guess who those two were. Artemis said his parting words to Butler. However, Butler did happen to carry
his luggage in for him. "Good bye, ol' chap."
"I will miss you, Artemis!" Butler saluted Artemis and walked off. Artemis smiled and sat into a cushy chair.
He opened the bag and took apart his gun. Now it was simply just a pen, a lighter and some batteries. Or that's what it seemed
to be...
"Flight B to America will be boarding in thirty minutes. Please proceed to go through security." Artemis smiled. He did
so, as smooth as yogurt, as cool as cucumbers... ahem, anyway...
Artemis waited in line. He needed to get on the plane and he needed to get on fast. He pulled out the tickets that he purchased
on the internet and hummed to himself. He remembered his Lame cube 4 and pulled out a DDR cd. Artemis put the earphones on and started
to listen to Trip Machine Climax.
"Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah Duh." He sang to himself. As the line got shorter he cheered up some more. "Boom Boom Boom Shot
you like a bamber..."
"Sir, may I have your ticket?" said the flight attendant. At that moment, The whistle song came on and he was singing out loud.
"Blow my whistle, bitch!" he sang. He noticed people staring at him and he turned off the music. " Of course. Here" He handed the
ticket to her and punched a hole in it. He proceeded to get on the plane and sat down next to a window seat. He turned on some tunes and
started to sing again. "Hey Mister wonderful, oh, you're so incredible, Hey Mister wonderful... lalalalala"
"Excuse me, can I sit next to you?" asked a young lady. She was about Artemis's age (13) and was extremly attractive.
"Of course, sit right next to me!" said Artemis. "Company would do some good". "You like Lamecube?"
"Yes, as a matter of fact I do." she said. Artemis smiled and turned to face her.
"I'm sorry, I forgot to ask what your name was." This time she smiled and turned to face him.
"My name, my name is Kitty Rainbow."
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How was it? I thought I owed something to KR, I was a bitch to her. REVIEW REVIEW AND REVIEW!!!