WiZz FiZz
By Sujakata
Disclaimer: I don't own X-men, if I did I think I'd be rich, maybe id have a car, and my own personal cookie monster.. Hmmm also I'd have MONEY!!!!!!!
Dedicated to: oooh, my reviewers, you inspired me to write a bit more about this fic hahahaha
Neurotic Temptress- awe, don't you just love meaningless dribble? Mwhahahaha I do, its so much more fun
School kids- hahaha I couldn't agree with you more, he does have a dirty mind ehh
(anonymous person who left no name)- thankyou for saying that, I do think its pointless too :D
Ore Goddess of Wonderland- im glad it made you laugh
Lucky439- hahaha I thought it would be something different
Starlightz6- this is for you, because you requested it
Immortal Angel- and you were the first to Review so id like to bow and take my head.. I mean hat off to you
Wizz Fizz- it is a fizzy powder stuff that looks like cocaine (well not really) but that's the best way to describe it, and it makes you cough if you breath it in and it burns as well, but if you eat it its all good and it gives you an almost instant sugar high! It is also a product of Australia, GO YOU AUSSIES!!!!
Oh and Rogue still has her powers, and I didn't skip that with the last part, this will be explaned in this fic.whatever it is, I don't know, oh just shush and let me get on with it :D
Oh one more thing..sorry, sorry..my other x-men fics (Remy/Rogue) include Stake Out (one shot) and It's just a Phase.
Part Two: A Pietro encounter
Rogue sat next to Kitty in Scott's car, her eyes never once looking in the teens direction as the girl tried to pry all the juicy secrets of what Remy looked like from Rogue. Jean grinned and turned around from the front seat
"I've already seen it," she declared, Scott who was driving swerved to the opposite lane and almost got everyone killed by a semi-trailer before Kurt leapt up from his seat, leaned over Scott and turned the wheel quickly avoiding the impact. Scott's face was slack and his eyes, behind his ruby glasses were wide
"what do you mean you've seen IT?" Jean flipped her hair over her shoulder and turned back to Kitty who was waiting for the answer
"well, he was in the shower and well, I was curious, you know, all the girls at school were talking about him and I thought if I got a good look then I'd have something to talk to him about. Anyway oh my-"
"-err, Jean, I'd shut up right about now" Evan said, covering the red haired girls mouth. Jean glared at the black skinned skater boy before tugging his hand from her mouth.
"-he is so gorgeous, his muscles are so defined and his-"
"JEAN STOP!" Kurt cried out, holding his hands over his ears "my virgin ears" he said, shuddering. Jean threw a disgusted look at Kurt before turning back to Kitty who at the moment was watching Rogue curiously who was trying hard not to laugh.
"what is so funny Rogue?" Jean asked, a sneer marring her perfect face
"ya aint seen nothin' Jean, listen ta what yoah sayin', I think ya'll been reading too many romance novels if you ask meh"
"oh what would you know Rogue? You cant even touch someone, he's only playing with you, you know that right? Oh wait. you didn't? your not that naïve are you Rogue to not have realised that he's slept with half of the school already?" Rogue turned her attention to the others in the car and shrugged
"only half? Ah'd expected more from tha swamp rat, must be loosin' his touch," Jean rolled her eyes at the girl
"oh please, I can tell your hurt, I've seen him naked, that's more then you can say, oh I've done more then seen the guy naked Rogue... I've touched him" Scott swerved into the wrong lane again and this time it was Evan who saved the mutants from being ploughed into the side walk by a campervan.
"were here" Evan screamed and jumped out of the car, quickly followed by Kurt and Rogue. Kitty still looked to Jean
"so what did it look like?" Jean's smile broadened and she went into detail about Remy's privates. Scott had stared at Jean for another minute before heading for the school, disappointed that she wasn't as interested in his body as she was in Remy's.
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Remy pulled up on his motorbike and glanced at the parking lot, Scott's red convertible was parked not too far away and he could see that Jean and Kitty were in some type of deep conversation. He was so intent on them that he didn't even see when Rogue came up and nudged him.
"they're talkin' 'bout yoah privates Remy" she grinned "apparently Jean saw ya in tha shower, ah think she's a closet peepin' tom" Remy laughed and pulled Rogue down to sit on his bike just in front of him
"what else did dat pervert say 'bout Remy, 't's all good Remy hope" his gaze when back to the two teenagers. Rogue stifled a laugh
"oh, she was fascinated 'bout ya Remy, she want's ya bad" Remy shook his head
"non, don' like her, Remy only interested in one femme" Rogue tilted her head to the side
"care ta elaborate on that sugah?" Remy grinned
"o' course" he then tapped his gloved index finger to Rogue's nose 'y' che're" he then took off his sunglasses and looked directly into her eyes, his red on black eyes boring into her, filling her with emotion, all joking was put aside and she ralised in that instant that he was being serious. Rogue sighed and turned her head away
"ya can't Remy, you an ah both know why" Remy shook his head
"don' care 'bout dat at all, doesn' matter non p'tite" Rogue looked back into his eyes, she had no idea that he felt this way about her and she was confused, cure she was attracted to him, but she didn't know how she felt. "give gambit a chance" Rogue sighed and rested her hair covered forehead to his and stared into his eyes
"ok, but only this once" she tried to scowl but the corners of her mouth titled the wrong way and she smiled "but what are ya gonna do 'bout Jeanie an' her gossipin'?"
Remy shrugged "oh, Remy find somet'in' to do" Rogue shook her head and sat up, her elbows resting on the handle bars of Remy's bike, that was when she felt a slight wind go past her and she sat up straight, glaring behind Remy's back
"Pietro, what do ya'll want?" Remy turned to glare at the speed demon for ruining his and Rogue's moment, 'I like de sound t' dat an' she aint my T.V. non, she be all Remy's"
"you-got-my-wizz-fizz-stash-I-want-it-back" it took both Remy and Rogue a moment to translate his speech before they both looked at him strangely
"what stash?"
"you-know-perfectly-well-what-stash-I'm-talking-about-here-Roguey" Remy growled, this guy was on too familiar terms with his che're
"Rogue didn' steal a t'ing"
"oh-no-of-course-she-didn't-but-you-did-didn't-you-mister-master-theif" Remy grinned
"maybe"
"ah'm getting' sick an' tired of yoah cryin'" and with that Rogue pulled a glove off of her hand and zapped Peitro who fell over in a faint" Rogue grinned at Remy "care-ta-go-an'-get-some-moah-WizzFizz?" Remy, not one to say no to his girl quickly pulled her behind him and revved his engine and swerved out of the school parking lot, both didn't even look back to where Jean and Kitty were still on the topic of Remy's body, nor did they even care that they were both skipping out on school all they wanted was some more of that Wizz Fizz
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another pointless piece of crap, but I had fun writing about Jean and Kitty in the car talking about Remy mwhahahaha what perverts, there just as sick as Logan mwhahahahaha ok well tell me what you thought
By Sujakata
Disclaimer: I don't own X-men, if I did I think I'd be rich, maybe id have a car, and my own personal cookie monster.. Hmmm also I'd have MONEY!!!!!!!
Dedicated to: oooh, my reviewers, you inspired me to write a bit more about this fic hahahaha
Neurotic Temptress- awe, don't you just love meaningless dribble? Mwhahahaha I do, its so much more fun
School kids- hahaha I couldn't agree with you more, he does have a dirty mind ehh
(anonymous person who left no name)- thankyou for saying that, I do think its pointless too :D
Ore Goddess of Wonderland- im glad it made you laugh
Lucky439- hahaha I thought it would be something different
Starlightz6- this is for you, because you requested it
Immortal Angel- and you were the first to Review so id like to bow and take my head.. I mean hat off to you
Wizz Fizz- it is a fizzy powder stuff that looks like cocaine (well not really) but that's the best way to describe it, and it makes you cough if you breath it in and it burns as well, but if you eat it its all good and it gives you an almost instant sugar high! It is also a product of Australia, GO YOU AUSSIES!!!!
Oh and Rogue still has her powers, and I didn't skip that with the last part, this will be explaned in this fic.whatever it is, I don't know, oh just shush and let me get on with it :D
Oh one more thing..sorry, sorry..my other x-men fics (Remy/Rogue) include Stake Out (one shot) and It's just a Phase.
Part Two: A Pietro encounter
Rogue sat next to Kitty in Scott's car, her eyes never once looking in the teens direction as the girl tried to pry all the juicy secrets of what Remy looked like from Rogue. Jean grinned and turned around from the front seat
"I've already seen it," she declared, Scott who was driving swerved to the opposite lane and almost got everyone killed by a semi-trailer before Kurt leapt up from his seat, leaned over Scott and turned the wheel quickly avoiding the impact. Scott's face was slack and his eyes, behind his ruby glasses were wide
"what do you mean you've seen IT?" Jean flipped her hair over her shoulder and turned back to Kitty who was waiting for the answer
"well, he was in the shower and well, I was curious, you know, all the girls at school were talking about him and I thought if I got a good look then I'd have something to talk to him about. Anyway oh my-"
"-err, Jean, I'd shut up right about now" Evan said, covering the red haired girls mouth. Jean glared at the black skinned skater boy before tugging his hand from her mouth.
"-he is so gorgeous, his muscles are so defined and his-"
"JEAN STOP!" Kurt cried out, holding his hands over his ears "my virgin ears" he said, shuddering. Jean threw a disgusted look at Kurt before turning back to Kitty who at the moment was watching Rogue curiously who was trying hard not to laugh.
"what is so funny Rogue?" Jean asked, a sneer marring her perfect face
"ya aint seen nothin' Jean, listen ta what yoah sayin', I think ya'll been reading too many romance novels if you ask meh"
"oh what would you know Rogue? You cant even touch someone, he's only playing with you, you know that right? Oh wait. you didn't? your not that naïve are you Rogue to not have realised that he's slept with half of the school already?" Rogue turned her attention to the others in the car and shrugged
"only half? Ah'd expected more from tha swamp rat, must be loosin' his touch," Jean rolled her eyes at the girl
"oh please, I can tell your hurt, I've seen him naked, that's more then you can say, oh I've done more then seen the guy naked Rogue... I've touched him" Scott swerved into the wrong lane again and this time it was Evan who saved the mutants from being ploughed into the side walk by a campervan.
"were here" Evan screamed and jumped out of the car, quickly followed by Kurt and Rogue. Kitty still looked to Jean
"so what did it look like?" Jean's smile broadened and she went into detail about Remy's privates. Scott had stared at Jean for another minute before heading for the school, disappointed that she wasn't as interested in his body as she was in Remy's.
~*~
Remy pulled up on his motorbike and glanced at the parking lot, Scott's red convertible was parked not too far away and he could see that Jean and Kitty were in some type of deep conversation. He was so intent on them that he didn't even see when Rogue came up and nudged him.
"they're talkin' 'bout yoah privates Remy" she grinned "apparently Jean saw ya in tha shower, ah think she's a closet peepin' tom" Remy laughed and pulled Rogue down to sit on his bike just in front of him
"what else did dat pervert say 'bout Remy, 't's all good Remy hope" his gaze when back to the two teenagers. Rogue stifled a laugh
"oh, she was fascinated 'bout ya Remy, she want's ya bad" Remy shook his head
"non, don' like her, Remy only interested in one femme" Rogue tilted her head to the side
"care ta elaborate on that sugah?" Remy grinned
"o' course" he then tapped his gloved index finger to Rogue's nose 'y' che're" he then took off his sunglasses and looked directly into her eyes, his red on black eyes boring into her, filling her with emotion, all joking was put aside and she ralised in that instant that he was being serious. Rogue sighed and turned her head away
"ya can't Remy, you an ah both know why" Remy shook his head
"don' care 'bout dat at all, doesn' matter non p'tite" Rogue looked back into his eyes, she had no idea that he felt this way about her and she was confused, cure she was attracted to him, but she didn't know how she felt. "give gambit a chance" Rogue sighed and rested her hair covered forehead to his and stared into his eyes
"ok, but only this once" she tried to scowl but the corners of her mouth titled the wrong way and she smiled "but what are ya gonna do 'bout Jeanie an' her gossipin'?"
Remy shrugged "oh, Remy find somet'in' to do" Rogue shook her head and sat up, her elbows resting on the handle bars of Remy's bike, that was when she felt a slight wind go past her and she sat up straight, glaring behind Remy's back
"Pietro, what do ya'll want?" Remy turned to glare at the speed demon for ruining his and Rogue's moment, 'I like de sound t' dat an' she aint my T.V. non, she be all Remy's"
"you-got-my-wizz-fizz-stash-I-want-it-back" it took both Remy and Rogue a moment to translate his speech before they both looked at him strangely
"what stash?"
"you-know-perfectly-well-what-stash-I'm-talking-about-here-Roguey" Remy growled, this guy was on too familiar terms with his che're
"Rogue didn' steal a t'ing"
"oh-no-of-course-she-didn't-but-you-did-didn't-you-mister-master-theif" Remy grinned
"maybe"
"ah'm getting' sick an' tired of yoah cryin'" and with that Rogue pulled a glove off of her hand and zapped Peitro who fell over in a faint" Rogue grinned at Remy "care-ta-go-an'-get-some-moah-WizzFizz?" Remy, not one to say no to his girl quickly pulled her behind him and revved his engine and swerved out of the school parking lot, both didn't even look back to where Jean and Kitty were still on the topic of Remy's body, nor did they even care that they were both skipping out on school all they wanted was some more of that Wizz Fizz
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another pointless piece of crap, but I had fun writing about Jean and Kitty in the car talking about Remy mwhahahaha what perverts, there just as sick as Logan mwhahahahaha ok well tell me what you thought