Author: Jamie and Jillian
Rating: PG
Category: MSR/ Humor
Summary: Mulder and Scully find out there are monsters in the closet and are sent to Omaha, Nebraska.
Disclaimer: You know the drill.(not my Characters, yada yada yada)
Spoilers: There are references to the following: Bad Blood, FTF, Quagmire
My sister (she's 11) wrote the first part of this story; we came up with the *main* idea together and took turns writing chapters.you can tell by the different writing :) She doesn't really know the characters very well, so the whole story is pretty much out-of-character (but funny) since she started it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Scully!" Mulder screamed. "We have a new case in the Midwest. Have you ever heard of Nebraska? We'll we're going," Mulder said excitedly.
"Mulder, you need to drop the cocaine," Scully said calmly. "Why do we have to go there anyway?"
"Because," Mulder said, "there are monsters in the closet."
"That's nice, Mulder. Nice."
"No, I'm serious. In the past four weeks, four cities: Ogalalla, Kearney, York, and Omaha have been to find, well, a morning surprise in their closets. Like a big, hairy, slimy monster," Mulder said excitedly.
"Sounds good. So, where we headed to?" Scully asked.
"The big 'O' otherwise known as Omaha. The attacks have been moving east," Mulder said with a tad of laughter in his voice.
"How did the attacks happen?"
"Well, people go in their closets to get their clothes for the day and it turns out that a big monster is in there waiting to attack them and beat them up. Luckily no one has been killed; only to be found in critical condition. One of them is a child and the rest of them adults in their 20's and 30's."
"I see," Scully said, "I'll pack tonight and we can fly out tomorrow morning. I'll be over at your place at six in the morning. Does that sound good?"
"Six?" Mulder said, shocked.
"Yes, see you then."
Mulder walked over to his alarm clock when he got home. He pressed his alarm clock buttons for 5:55. Heck, he only had to be at the airport at 7:00.
****
"Mulder?" Scully asked Mulder over his bed.
"What? Do we have to go?"
"I guess you could say that," Scully said.
After Mulder got dressed and ready, the agents hopped into Scully's car. As they arrived, the boarding for their flight was called.
"See, I told you I'm good with time," Mulder said, grinning.
"Sure, Mulder. Sure," Scully said sarcastically.
As they arrived in Omaha, they were greeted by two county sheriffs.
"Welcome to Omaha," one of them said. "Y'all must be tired from your trip." "No, actually I'm tired 'cause I didn't get enough sleep last night," Mulder said. Scully gave Mulder a playful slap and said to the sheriffs, "Hello. I'm Dana Scully and this is Fox Mulder. We are partners in the FBI."
"Hey. We are Jon Rogers and Wendell Hartwell. We both come from a big line of sheriff family members," the first one said. Scully looks goo-goo eyes at Sheriff Hartwell.
*Oh, boy,* Mulder thought, *I'm working with a teenager.*
"It's going to be a pleasure working with you," Scully said, looking at Sheriff Hartwell.
"Likewise," he replied. Mulder bent down to Scully and whispered, "He needs braces if you ask me."
****
After the agents checked into their hotel rooms, they got to bed right away so they could get a good night's rest. In the morning, the agents quickly got ready and met in the lobby with Sheriff Hartwell and Rogers.
"Morning, Y'all," Sheriff Hartwell greeted them. "We're all going for a drive around the city. How about Scully and me in my car and Mulder and Rogers in Rogers' car."
"Sounds perfect," Scully said, amazed.
"Sounds good to me. I have always wanted to visit Omaha," Mulder said with a yawn, "Let's go. We have to identify what type of monster we have." *What a bore,* Mulder thought. *This guy deserves to be eaten by the monster*. Mulder yawned a huge yawn. Scully reached and slapped Mulder as hard as she could.
"Forgive him," she said annoyed.
"Let's go. I can't wait to start," said Hartwell politely.
"Me neither," she said looking right at him.
"Oh, boy," Mulder said to Rogers.
"I know what you mean," he replied, "She's a total babe. I wish I were him right now."
Mulder rolled his eyes. *Yeah, sure. Since when is Scully a babe?*
As Hartwell started the car, Scully sat down in the passenger's seat.
*Yuck!* Scully thought. * This guy is a pig!*
Scully looked around in the car.
There were pizza boxes, orange peels, coffee paper cups, styrofoam cups and other assorted trash. Scully also saw a picture of a beautiful woman.
*Wonder who that is. Oh, well. I won't ask him*
"So, who's the girl in the picture?" Scully asked.
"Oh, that's Donna. She's my ex-girlfriend. She cheated on me with her husband. Ever since, I've been down-right scared of women," he said sadly.
"I see. Right now I'm looking for a dreamy man."
Scully turned away from him and mumbled, "Damn".
"Scully, if you were thinking about hitting on me, then I want you to think again. I already have a plan to move in on a lady that works at the office," he said using a tone of excitement.
"I wasn't planning on it," she said with disappointment.
"Let's start," he said cheerfully.
"Oh, all right. If we must."
They went on the "tour" but Scully didn't pay much attention. She was heart broken. But she also wondered what Mulder was doing.
"Sooooooo," Mulder said as he and Rogers walked up to a house with a police line across it. They grabbed their guns and walked in prepared.
"Nice place," Mulder said sarcastically.
Just then, Scully and Hartwell arrived.
"Mulder, are you there?" Scully yelled loudly.
"Hey, Scully!" he yelled back. "Be careful or you're monster meat!"
Scully walked up the stairs and left Hartwell behind. Screw him, she thought. "Mulder?"
She opened a door expecting to find Mulder. Instead, the monster found her. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she screamed. It dug it's fangs into her stomach.
Scully opened her eyes. She was in a hospital room. Mulder, Hartwell, and Rogers walked in at the same time.
"Hey, Scully. You know that list of ages of how old the victims were? Well, I can honestly say that you are the maximum age," Mulder said happily.
*First the monster, now this,* she thought. Mulder walked over to her and she sat up and hugged Mulder. Hartwell opened his arms for a hug. Scully rolled her eyes, laid back down, and fell asleep.
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I know. That was awful. My chapter's better :) I'll type it up tomorrow.
Rating: PG
Category: MSR/ Humor
Summary: Mulder and Scully find out there are monsters in the closet and are sent to Omaha, Nebraska.
Disclaimer: You know the drill.(not my Characters, yada yada yada)
Spoilers: There are references to the following: Bad Blood, FTF, Quagmire
My sister (she's 11) wrote the first part of this story; we came up with the *main* idea together and took turns writing chapters.you can tell by the different writing :) She doesn't really know the characters very well, so the whole story is pretty much out-of-character (but funny) since she started it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Scully!" Mulder screamed. "We have a new case in the Midwest. Have you ever heard of Nebraska? We'll we're going," Mulder said excitedly.
"Mulder, you need to drop the cocaine," Scully said calmly. "Why do we have to go there anyway?"
"Because," Mulder said, "there are monsters in the closet."
"That's nice, Mulder. Nice."
"No, I'm serious. In the past four weeks, four cities: Ogalalla, Kearney, York, and Omaha have been to find, well, a morning surprise in their closets. Like a big, hairy, slimy monster," Mulder said excitedly.
"Sounds good. So, where we headed to?" Scully asked.
"The big 'O' otherwise known as Omaha. The attacks have been moving east," Mulder said with a tad of laughter in his voice.
"How did the attacks happen?"
"Well, people go in their closets to get their clothes for the day and it turns out that a big monster is in there waiting to attack them and beat them up. Luckily no one has been killed; only to be found in critical condition. One of them is a child and the rest of them adults in their 20's and 30's."
"I see," Scully said, "I'll pack tonight and we can fly out tomorrow morning. I'll be over at your place at six in the morning. Does that sound good?"
"Six?" Mulder said, shocked.
"Yes, see you then."
Mulder walked over to his alarm clock when he got home. He pressed his alarm clock buttons for 5:55. Heck, he only had to be at the airport at 7:00.
****
"Mulder?" Scully asked Mulder over his bed.
"What? Do we have to go?"
"I guess you could say that," Scully said.
After Mulder got dressed and ready, the agents hopped into Scully's car. As they arrived, the boarding for their flight was called.
"See, I told you I'm good with time," Mulder said, grinning.
"Sure, Mulder. Sure," Scully said sarcastically.
As they arrived in Omaha, they were greeted by two county sheriffs.
"Welcome to Omaha," one of them said. "Y'all must be tired from your trip." "No, actually I'm tired 'cause I didn't get enough sleep last night," Mulder said. Scully gave Mulder a playful slap and said to the sheriffs, "Hello. I'm Dana Scully and this is Fox Mulder. We are partners in the FBI."
"Hey. We are Jon Rogers and Wendell Hartwell. We both come from a big line of sheriff family members," the first one said. Scully looks goo-goo eyes at Sheriff Hartwell.
*Oh, boy,* Mulder thought, *I'm working with a teenager.*
"It's going to be a pleasure working with you," Scully said, looking at Sheriff Hartwell.
"Likewise," he replied. Mulder bent down to Scully and whispered, "He needs braces if you ask me."
****
After the agents checked into their hotel rooms, they got to bed right away so they could get a good night's rest. In the morning, the agents quickly got ready and met in the lobby with Sheriff Hartwell and Rogers.
"Morning, Y'all," Sheriff Hartwell greeted them. "We're all going for a drive around the city. How about Scully and me in my car and Mulder and Rogers in Rogers' car."
"Sounds perfect," Scully said, amazed.
"Sounds good to me. I have always wanted to visit Omaha," Mulder said with a yawn, "Let's go. We have to identify what type of monster we have." *What a bore,* Mulder thought. *This guy deserves to be eaten by the monster*. Mulder yawned a huge yawn. Scully reached and slapped Mulder as hard as she could.
"Forgive him," she said annoyed.
"Let's go. I can't wait to start," said Hartwell politely.
"Me neither," she said looking right at him.
"Oh, boy," Mulder said to Rogers.
"I know what you mean," he replied, "She's a total babe. I wish I were him right now."
Mulder rolled his eyes. *Yeah, sure. Since when is Scully a babe?*
As Hartwell started the car, Scully sat down in the passenger's seat.
*Yuck!* Scully thought. * This guy is a pig!*
Scully looked around in the car.
There were pizza boxes, orange peels, coffee paper cups, styrofoam cups and other assorted trash. Scully also saw a picture of a beautiful woman.
*Wonder who that is. Oh, well. I won't ask him*
"So, who's the girl in the picture?" Scully asked.
"Oh, that's Donna. She's my ex-girlfriend. She cheated on me with her husband. Ever since, I've been down-right scared of women," he said sadly.
"I see. Right now I'm looking for a dreamy man."
Scully turned away from him and mumbled, "Damn".
"Scully, if you were thinking about hitting on me, then I want you to think again. I already have a plan to move in on a lady that works at the office," he said using a tone of excitement.
"I wasn't planning on it," she said with disappointment.
"Let's start," he said cheerfully.
"Oh, all right. If we must."
They went on the "tour" but Scully didn't pay much attention. She was heart broken. But she also wondered what Mulder was doing.
"Sooooooo," Mulder said as he and Rogers walked up to a house with a police line across it. They grabbed their guns and walked in prepared.
"Nice place," Mulder said sarcastically.
Just then, Scully and Hartwell arrived.
"Mulder, are you there?" Scully yelled loudly.
"Hey, Scully!" he yelled back. "Be careful or you're monster meat!"
Scully walked up the stairs and left Hartwell behind. Screw him, she thought. "Mulder?"
She opened a door expecting to find Mulder. Instead, the monster found her. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" she screamed. It dug it's fangs into her stomach.
Scully opened her eyes. She was in a hospital room. Mulder, Hartwell, and Rogers walked in at the same time.
"Hey, Scully. You know that list of ages of how old the victims were? Well, I can honestly say that you are the maximum age," Mulder said happily.
*First the monster, now this,* she thought. Mulder walked over to her and she sat up and hugged Mulder. Hartwell opened his arms for a hug. Scully rolled her eyes, laid back down, and fell asleep.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know. That was awful. My chapter's better :) I'll type it up tomorrow.