It was just another ordinary day in Balamb Senior Citizens Home...
Quistis is watching Martha Stewart with Zell, who is having a hard time concentrating on the show; Seifer is still on the SAME move on the chess game against Squall; Selphie has had a bath and Fluffy was murdered by one of the nurses, so now Selphie is sitting in the corner hating the world; Irvine is flipping through a porno mag; and Rinoa is knitting the dog sweater for Angelo.
Zell- So whats that?
Quistis- (a bit irritably) A potting plant.
Zell- What do they do with those?
Quistis- (more irritably) Plant plants.
Rinoa- I need more yarn...
Squall- For the last time, Angelo died twenty years ago!
Rinoa- ...bastard...
Squall- Is that your new word? I thought any insultive referance to me was "meanie".
~Just then Edea walks into the room, looking 18 years old~
Edea- Look at all my children!
Selphie- (mutters from the corner in a demonic tone) Bitch.
Edea- Why Selphie!
Irvine- (holds up a hand to stop Edea's scolding) Don't bother, she hates the world. (whispers) Fluffy died...
Edea- (nods in understanding)
Seifer- Say, Edea, why do you look so young?
Edea- Well, Seifer, you shoulda guessed by now that i don't age. I mean, remember when we tried to take over the world? I was like...twenty years older than you then, and I didn't look it. Why should I look it now?
Everyone- (oohs and aahs and nods in agreement)
Seifer- (face on the chessboard, asleep from moments before she started talking)
Zell- (still questioning Quistis about Martha Stewart) So they put plants in those?
Quistis- Yes Zell! They plant plants in those pots!
~moment of silence at Quistis's outburst~
Zell- (unsurely) So......does that pot.....have anything to do with....say....hot dogs?
Quistis- (deep breath) No, Zell, the pot does not have ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to do with HOTDOGS!!!
Zell- Okay......
Selphie- (twists her head around like the excorcist chick)
Rinoa- (has heart attack)
Everyone- (cheers that Rinoa is dead)
Squall- (does the robot, even in his old age, in celebration)
Nurses- (take aspirin)
Okai...I know this cahppy wasn't as good as the last one, but what the hell, you ask for another chap and I gave you one, right? Eheheh....review?
Quistis is watching Martha Stewart with Zell, who is having a hard time concentrating on the show; Seifer is still on the SAME move on the chess game against Squall; Selphie has had a bath and Fluffy was murdered by one of the nurses, so now Selphie is sitting in the corner hating the world; Irvine is flipping through a porno mag; and Rinoa is knitting the dog sweater for Angelo.
Zell- So whats that?
Quistis- (a bit irritably) A potting plant.
Zell- What do they do with those?
Quistis- (more irritably) Plant plants.
Rinoa- I need more yarn...
Squall- For the last time, Angelo died twenty years ago!
Rinoa- ...bastard...
Squall- Is that your new word? I thought any insultive referance to me was "meanie".
~Just then Edea walks into the room, looking 18 years old~
Edea- Look at all my children!
Selphie- (mutters from the corner in a demonic tone) Bitch.
Edea- Why Selphie!
Irvine- (holds up a hand to stop Edea's scolding) Don't bother, she hates the world. (whispers) Fluffy died...
Edea- (nods in understanding)
Seifer- Say, Edea, why do you look so young?
Edea- Well, Seifer, you shoulda guessed by now that i don't age. I mean, remember when we tried to take over the world? I was like...twenty years older than you then, and I didn't look it. Why should I look it now?
Everyone- (oohs and aahs and nods in agreement)
Seifer- (face on the chessboard, asleep from moments before she started talking)
Zell- (still questioning Quistis about Martha Stewart) So they put plants in those?
Quistis- Yes Zell! They plant plants in those pots!
~moment of silence at Quistis's outburst~
Zell- (unsurely) So......does that pot.....have anything to do with....say....hot dogs?
Quistis- (deep breath) No, Zell, the pot does not have ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to do with HOTDOGS!!!
Zell- Okay......
Selphie- (twists her head around like the excorcist chick)
Rinoa- (has heart attack)
Everyone- (cheers that Rinoa is dead)
Squall- (does the robot, even in his old age, in celebration)
Nurses- (take aspirin)
Okai...I know this cahppy wasn't as good as the last one, but what the hell, you ask for another chap and I gave you one, right? Eheheh....review?