"Hurry up Yuki! I'm freezing my butt off here!" Whined Shuichi still in his
bunny suit while Yuki fumbled with his keys. Yuki maintained it was
Shuichi's own fault he'd ended up wearing it so he had to deal with the
consequences. 'Yeah right'. Thought Shuichi convinced that slightly
lecherous leer on Yuki's usually emotionless face was more connected to his
current state of disdress . . . er. . . distress. "It's the friggin'
middle of winter! You coulda lent me your coat dammit!"
Yuki, instead of denying or even just responding with his usual frosty silence, placed a restraining arm in front of Shuichi, blocking his entrance to the apartment, flicking on the lights and looking around nervously.
"I thought I heard something. . . " He explained sheepishly. A crash from the bedroom and Yuki ran to check what had caused it. Seeing Yuki round the bedroom door, Shuichi checked under the doormat, pocketing his key, which Yuki had absolutely, absolutely forbidden him from leaving there.
"It's a burglar! A burglar!" Came Yuki's OOC but cute, excited voice from the bedroom.
Relieved it hadn't been his fault another otaku had gotten in (or at least that it couldn't be proven since he had the key now) Shuichi trotted off to see what was up.
"Oh. . . Hi Sakano." Stated Shuichi casually flipping on the light switch in the bedroom before rummaging through a couple draws for something to wear. Yuki, robbed of his prey let Sakano drop to the floor. "Why're you here?"
"Well I was sent to. . ."
"Do you want some tea?" Interrupted Shuichi with wobbly eyes, discarding the clothes quest, sacrifices had to be made if one was to be the perfect hostess after all.
"Actually I just . . .
"I'll make it!" Declared Shuichi skipping off to the kitchen leaving a slightly miffed, Shuichi-less Yuki in his lieu.
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"Tohma. I need a Psychologist." Stated Ryuichi into the phone.
"Tohma? Tohma? Are you there?"
"Tohma? Are you crying?"
"People cry when they're happy?!" Exclaimed Ryuichi delighted. Well! That explained everything! Those weren't tears of pain and embarrassment as Shuichi had implied, Shuichi was SOOOO happy to be reunited with Ryuichi and Kumagarou that he'd cried tears of joy!
Ryuichi cried tears of joy at his revelation.
Highly overrated, he decided, but the boy had been out of his care too long, and was bound to pick up bad habits. Yup. Once Ryuichi had him back under his control, Shumagarou would be a born again rabbit.
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"Sakano-san." Asked Yuki, snagging the producer's sleeve as he made to exit. "How did you get in here?"
"Don't be ridiculous Yuki!" Chided Shuichi. "How do you think Tohma gets in here all the time?"
"Shuichi. . . how many times do I have to tell you Tohma does not have a secret passage into my apartment."
Sakano by this point was sweating buckets while K made silencing motions behind Yuki's back.
"It's true! How else do you explain it?" Whined Shuichi. "He just appears!"
"Er . . . There was a spare key under the door mat?" Sakano suggested lamely. Yuki glared at Shuichi.
"I'm onto you Seguchi!" Screamed Shuichi in triumph, imagining being able to shave minutes off transit to and from NG using the legendary secret tunnel and spending precious extra time with Yuki.
Shuichi skipped by in the background preparing tea in his bunny suit. Deft fingers snagged Yuki's beer can replacing it with tea, earning a glare from the author. Then there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" Enthused Shuichi prancing to the door and pulling it open so 'genkily' it nearly broke its hinges.
. . . and Tatsuha thought he'd died and gone to heaven.
To be honest this wasn't quite the welcoming he had envisioned, more of a 'YukiIranawayfromhome(kinda)soI'mstayingwithyouforacoupledaysbutdon'ttellthe megabitchi'mherenowexcusemewhileiglompyourcutecuteboyfriendwhichwillundoubta bleypissyouoffbutyou'llletmestayanywayjusttoannoymika' occasion. Instead he was greeted by the aforementioned boyfriend, grinning broadly, dressed rather deliciously and holding out a tray with a beer.
Shuichi scratched his forearm nervously looking up at Tatsuha's vacant eyes. Must be some kind of monk thing, he decided, since Tatsuha kept chanting words of gratitude to god. Shuichi was awed, he had had no idea Tatsuha was so devoted to the temple. He had always just presumed Tatsuha was a lech. Well live and learn.
"Yukiiiii! Tatsuha's doing something weird! Make him stop!" Whined Shuichi once the novelty wore off.
Yuki, remembering how Shuichi was dressed made a dash for the door to escort his younger brother as well as make it entirely obvious that Shuichi was Yuki's property and Yuki had no intention of sharing. It turned out to be unnecessary since Tatsuha was currently out for the count (presumably from bloodloss if that nose bleed was any indicator). Yuki deftly shouldered the brat (the one related) and dumped him unceremoniously of the couch while Shuichi scowled at Tatsuha who was drooling into his blanket.
"So let me get this straight, Ryuichi thinks Shumagar. . . " Yuki grimaced at his near use of the name, before correcting. "That Shuichi is his long lost son?" The large sweatdrop on Sakano's head was confirmation enough.
"Can't you make him stop?" Asked Shuichi to the surprise of all present. "What? You think I want to be Sakuma Ryuichi's lovechild?" It might have been more surprising to hear Shuichi deny any implication of the kind if it wasn't for the slightly glazed look that came over his eyes, not to mention the drooling at the mention of Ryuichi's name.
"That's great!" Chirped Tatsuha instantly revived by talk of his idol. "When me and Ryuichi get married, that means I'll be your step-mom!" Sliding over to Shuichi he ran a hand up Shuichi's thigh and added breathily, "You know Freud says all boy's are in love with their mothers and. . ." With a practiced ease Yuki swatted Tatsuha away.
"Actually Sakuma-san as the head of NG-studio's can pretty much make Shuichi do whatever he asks since Tohma makes everyone who signs with NG fill in this!" Sakano held up the contract for Yuki.
"'I will do whatever NG wants or die. Signed Shindo Shuichi.' What the hell? You actually signed that?" Yuki asked Shuichi, incredulous.
Shuichi shrugged.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time . . ."
"You'd be amazed Yuki-san. Most artists thinks it's a joke and sign to play along. . ." Mused Sakano.
"Since when is Sakuma-san the head of NG anyway?" Asked Shuichi defensively.
"Majority shareholder." Chorused both Sakano and K, sighing wearily.
Yuki and Shuichi sweatdropped.
"Well. I really have to go now." Remarked K into the silence that followed. "My continued presence could be misinterpreted as corporate sabotage." He walked into Yuki's bedroom and promptly disappeared. This would have been the proof Shuichi needed except he wasn't paying attention.
"Uhm. Me too?" Suggested Sakano, not being one to push his luck, exiting through the conventional door.
"Shuichi. You left your key under the doormat again."
"Ah! No I didn't!" Squealed the accused. "I have it right here. . . somewhere. . . " Too late he remembered bunny suit's had no pocket's and he'd left the key in the kitchen.
"If I don't punish you, you'll never learn." Whispered Yuki huskily trailing kisses up Shuichi's shoulder.
"But I really have my key!" Wailed Shuichi tears springing to his eye's at the thought of being punished. "I just left it in the kitch. . .!. . . oh. . . you mean THAT kind of punish!" Finished Shuichi with a purr as Yuki pulled him closer and . . .
"Hello! I'm still in the room!" Commented Tatsuha peevishly earning two startled and not in the happy-to-see-you kind of way. "Fine! Just stay here and like keep making out or whatever. Yuki, I'm sleeping in your room, so try to keep the noise down so I can sleep." He trudged off to the bedroom. A moment later he peered out again with a thoughtful look on his face, "But if you feel like a threesome I might be game. . . "
Glare.
"Geez. . . It was just a thought!" He defended, clutching his chest as though physically wounded by the rejection.
Glare.
"Alright. Alright. I'm going." He mumbled pulling the door shut behind him.
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TBC
Yuki, instead of denying or even just responding with his usual frosty silence, placed a restraining arm in front of Shuichi, blocking his entrance to the apartment, flicking on the lights and looking around nervously.
"I thought I heard something. . . " He explained sheepishly. A crash from the bedroom and Yuki ran to check what had caused it. Seeing Yuki round the bedroom door, Shuichi checked under the doormat, pocketing his key, which Yuki had absolutely, absolutely forbidden him from leaving there.
"It's a burglar! A burglar!" Came Yuki's OOC but cute, excited voice from the bedroom.
Relieved it hadn't been his fault another otaku had gotten in (or at least that it couldn't be proven since he had the key now) Shuichi trotted off to see what was up.
"Oh. . . Hi Sakano." Stated Shuichi casually flipping on the light switch in the bedroom before rummaging through a couple draws for something to wear. Yuki, robbed of his prey let Sakano drop to the floor. "Why're you here?"
"Well I was sent to. . ."
"Do you want some tea?" Interrupted Shuichi with wobbly eyes, discarding the clothes quest, sacrifices had to be made if one was to be the perfect hostess after all.
"Actually I just . . .
"I'll make it!" Declared Shuichi skipping off to the kitchen leaving a slightly miffed, Shuichi-less Yuki in his lieu.
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"Tohma. I need a Psychologist." Stated Ryuichi into the phone.
"Tohma? Tohma? Are you there?"
"Tohma? Are you crying?"
"People cry when they're happy?!" Exclaimed Ryuichi delighted. Well! That explained everything! Those weren't tears of pain and embarrassment as Shuichi had implied, Shuichi was SOOOO happy to be reunited with Ryuichi and Kumagarou that he'd cried tears of joy!
Ryuichi cried tears of joy at his revelation.
Highly overrated, he decided, but the boy had been out of his care too long, and was bound to pick up bad habits. Yup. Once Ryuichi had him back under his control, Shumagarou would be a born again rabbit.
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"Sakano-san." Asked Yuki, snagging the producer's sleeve as he made to exit. "How did you get in here?"
"Don't be ridiculous Yuki!" Chided Shuichi. "How do you think Tohma gets in here all the time?"
"Shuichi. . . how many times do I have to tell you Tohma does not have a secret passage into my apartment."
Sakano by this point was sweating buckets while K made silencing motions behind Yuki's back.
"It's true! How else do you explain it?" Whined Shuichi. "He just appears!"
"Er . . . There was a spare key under the door mat?" Sakano suggested lamely. Yuki glared at Shuichi.
"I'm onto you Seguchi!" Screamed Shuichi in triumph, imagining being able to shave minutes off transit to and from NG using the legendary secret tunnel and spending precious extra time with Yuki.
Shuichi skipped by in the background preparing tea in his bunny suit. Deft fingers snagged Yuki's beer can replacing it with tea, earning a glare from the author. Then there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" Enthused Shuichi prancing to the door and pulling it open so 'genkily' it nearly broke its hinges.
. . . and Tatsuha thought he'd died and gone to heaven.
To be honest this wasn't quite the welcoming he had envisioned, more of a 'YukiIranawayfromhome(kinda)soI'mstayingwithyouforacoupledaysbutdon'ttellthe megabitchi'mherenowexcusemewhileiglompyourcutecuteboyfriendwhichwillundoubta bleypissyouoffbutyou'llletmestayanywayjusttoannoymika' occasion. Instead he was greeted by the aforementioned boyfriend, grinning broadly, dressed rather deliciously and holding out a tray with a beer.
Shuichi scratched his forearm nervously looking up at Tatsuha's vacant eyes. Must be some kind of monk thing, he decided, since Tatsuha kept chanting words of gratitude to god. Shuichi was awed, he had had no idea Tatsuha was so devoted to the temple. He had always just presumed Tatsuha was a lech. Well live and learn.
"Yukiiiii! Tatsuha's doing something weird! Make him stop!" Whined Shuichi once the novelty wore off.
Yuki, remembering how Shuichi was dressed made a dash for the door to escort his younger brother as well as make it entirely obvious that Shuichi was Yuki's property and Yuki had no intention of sharing. It turned out to be unnecessary since Tatsuha was currently out for the count (presumably from bloodloss if that nose bleed was any indicator). Yuki deftly shouldered the brat (the one related) and dumped him unceremoniously of the couch while Shuichi scowled at Tatsuha who was drooling into his blanket.
"So let me get this straight, Ryuichi thinks Shumagar. . . " Yuki grimaced at his near use of the name, before correcting. "That Shuichi is his long lost son?" The large sweatdrop on Sakano's head was confirmation enough.
"Can't you make him stop?" Asked Shuichi to the surprise of all present. "What? You think I want to be Sakuma Ryuichi's lovechild?" It might have been more surprising to hear Shuichi deny any implication of the kind if it wasn't for the slightly glazed look that came over his eyes, not to mention the drooling at the mention of Ryuichi's name.
"That's great!" Chirped Tatsuha instantly revived by talk of his idol. "When me and Ryuichi get married, that means I'll be your step-mom!" Sliding over to Shuichi he ran a hand up Shuichi's thigh and added breathily, "You know Freud says all boy's are in love with their mothers and. . ." With a practiced ease Yuki swatted Tatsuha away.
"Actually Sakuma-san as the head of NG-studio's can pretty much make Shuichi do whatever he asks since Tohma makes everyone who signs with NG fill in this!" Sakano held up the contract for Yuki.
"'I will do whatever NG wants or die. Signed Shindo Shuichi.' What the hell? You actually signed that?" Yuki asked Shuichi, incredulous.
Shuichi shrugged.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time . . ."
"You'd be amazed Yuki-san. Most artists thinks it's a joke and sign to play along. . ." Mused Sakano.
"Since when is Sakuma-san the head of NG anyway?" Asked Shuichi defensively.
"Majority shareholder." Chorused both Sakano and K, sighing wearily.
Yuki and Shuichi sweatdropped.
"Well. I really have to go now." Remarked K into the silence that followed. "My continued presence could be misinterpreted as corporate sabotage." He walked into Yuki's bedroom and promptly disappeared. This would have been the proof Shuichi needed except he wasn't paying attention.
"Uhm. Me too?" Suggested Sakano, not being one to push his luck, exiting through the conventional door.
"Shuichi. You left your key under the doormat again."
"Ah! No I didn't!" Squealed the accused. "I have it right here. . . somewhere. . . " Too late he remembered bunny suit's had no pocket's and he'd left the key in the kitchen.
"If I don't punish you, you'll never learn." Whispered Yuki huskily trailing kisses up Shuichi's shoulder.
"But I really have my key!" Wailed Shuichi tears springing to his eye's at the thought of being punished. "I just left it in the kitch. . .!. . . oh. . . you mean THAT kind of punish!" Finished Shuichi with a purr as Yuki pulled him closer and . . .
"Hello! I'm still in the room!" Commented Tatsuha peevishly earning two startled and not in the happy-to-see-you kind of way. "Fine! Just stay here and like keep making out or whatever. Yuki, I'm sleeping in your room, so try to keep the noise down so I can sleep." He trudged off to the bedroom. A moment later he peered out again with a thoughtful look on his face, "But if you feel like a threesome I might be game. . . "
Glare.
"Geez. . . It was just a thought!" He defended, clutching his chest as though physically wounded by the rejection.
Glare.
"Alright. Alright. I'm going." He mumbled pulling the door shut behind him.
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TBC