Okay, this is my first shot at a survey fic for laughs, so if I got anything wrong, please tell me and I'll fix it, especially the ages. This chapter will be my author's note page from now on. Oh, and she *points to the Mystical Elf holding a long piece of paper* is my new symbol for the disclaimer.

Mystical Elf : Yes, and this paper says "I, Tea Gardner, do not own Yu-Gi- Oh and any of the content associated with it."

Me : Why thank you, Mystical Elf.

Mystical Elf : *nods* My pleasure. I've been one of the keepers of the Book of Secret Arts and it's better than being challenged to an all-out magic duel with my half-sister, the Dark Elf.

*The Dark Elf comes out pointing her finger at her half-sister*

Dark Elf : Come on, I challenge you!

Mystical Elf : No! My magic is used for good, not evil.*crosses her arms*

Dark Elf: You're afraid!

Mystical Elf: Am not!

Dark Elf: Are too!

Mystical Elf: Am not!

Dark Elf: Are too!

Mystical Elf: Am not!

Dark Elf: Are not!

Mystical Elf: Are too!

Dark Elf: See?! You just admitted it! *laughs*

Mystical Elf: Oh, why you....! *starts chasing her half-sister around the room*

Me: -_-; *sweatdrops* Anyway, on with the surveys! We'll get back to these two later!

*Scene closes, with the Mystical Elf still chasing the Dark Elf around the room.*

~~Oh, and thanks to Ori for the corrections on the ages!~~